A must-read masterpiece for Taiwanese men who live in mainland China (a martial arts science fiction adult novel)

A must-read masterpiece for Taiwanese men who live in mainland China

This is a letter of advice from a Taiwanese engineer based in mainland China to Taiwanese men. It can be said to be the result of his hard work.

In fact, I was struggling a lot while writing this article. I love my job and my family, and I have no complaints about my wife. But why do we men want to mess around when we come to the mainland? Basically, I think it's human nature. This is what makes humans different from animals, because we can think, choose, and be moved.

Just imagine that most people who receive a normal education in Taiwan and end up working in this industry are in a living circle with an extremely unbalanced gender ratio. There were no girls in my high school, and the male to female ratio was over 7:1 when I was in college. I admit that I have been a playboy since I was old enough to understand, so I don't think it's surprising that I would fool around when I went on business trips to the mainland. But I hope that my friends and colleagues can escape unscathed from the joyous night life in Shanghai, because I have heard of too many examples of ships sinking.

In fact, the girls in mainland China are really good-looking, and it is also true that entertainment venues are cheaper than in Taiwan, but I don’t think this is the point. The point is that they have really good skills, and they came well prepared. Dear friends, I don’t want you to become lambs to be slaughtered, so for those who are about to go, have already gone, or have already gone, I hope you can take a good look at this article.

I believe that many people, in their life experience, only realized how popular they could be once they arrived in Shanghai; 34c breasts, 24-inch waists, well-groomed looks, and most of them had slightly dyed hair. The kind of girls that you would find hard to get on the streets of Taiwan are very popular in Shanghai KTVs, and the most important thing is that you can take them home for only 1,500 RMB. Isn't that cool?

The beauties in mainland China are mainly divided into four groups: the metropolitan ladies from Shanghai/Beijing, the Sichuan girls, the girls from Northeast China and the girls from Suzhou and Hangzhou. These girls have their own characteristics. I think I will introduce them to you based on the strength of their lethality.

In fact, girls from big cities like Shanghai and Beijing are the least lethal, because they have lived a relatively good life since childhood and have seen more of the market. The common characteristics of these girls are that they wear fashionable clothes and use fashionable things. Their main purpose is money, and coupled with the sense of superiority of being born in a big city, you will actually find that they are more arrogant than ordinary girls. They are also quite ruthless to customers, asking you to buy cosmetics, watches, and clothes. Most Taiwanese people are unlikely to fall for these people because our incomes are not very high, so we will be more or less wary when they make requests. Generally, these ladies are targeting Japanese men or high-level executives because the men have a bad habit and think the less they can get, the better. This type of ladies usually don't show up casually, and they know exactly what they want. If you don't have enough money, I don't think they will really treat you well. I have met two girls of this type, and I felt that neither of them was good. Although they were very sweet and good at acting coquettishly, you could clearly know their purpose, so I think their lethality was the lowest.

By the way, I should first talk about the situation of these entertainment venues, because some people have never been there. KTV hotels in Shanghai are generally the best places for Taiwanese people to lose their virginity. No, it should be said that Shanghai men are the best places to lose their virginity. Because the price is reasonable, there are all kinds of girls and there are many choices. Every time I go to Shanghai, I feel like I'm becoming more and more like a man, you know, that feeling of dignity suddenly emerging. It's like the little penis you put in the refrigerator and forgot to take with you when you go out, suddenly it's on your body and then it turns into a big penis. The ladies in K-rooms are all willing to do it, not one of them is unwilling. It's so funny. There are almost no rooms for those who are willing, so how can they have time to do things like forcing good girls into prostitution? Among them, 40% of the ladies are available to anyone who can afford the money, 40% depend on the situation, that is, they have to choose the customers, and the other 20% will never work.

You must think that those 20% are the best, right? You are wrong. These 20% are the smartest and the dumbest. In my experience, there is no lady here that you can't get. It all depends on your skills. If you spend enough time and money and are sweet-talker enough, you will naturally find a way to get her. But the 40% who are willing to perform are not necessarily bad looking, maybe they just lack money. If you just want to find a good opponent to fight 300 rounds at night, I would suggest you find any lady who is ready to perform. But the service attitude is also very important. I think you can ask the mama-san, for example: Um... Mama-san, please find me the most slutty lady in your shop.

If you want something a little more difficult, find the other 40%, and then you can spend two or three hours in the box to get her. Here comes the key point. First, don't let her drink too much. Because a woman who is too drunk is sometimes unreasonable, sometimes very ugly, and most importantly, sometimes she dies drunk in your bed and you may even have to help her clean up. Second, ask her out the next day, but don’t reveal your intentions right away, because girls like this are willing but need a little feeling. You can ask her to go to Chenghuang Temple or somewhere else the next day. You can act cute and say you have never been to Shanghai and ask her to take you around. The point is to make an appointment for tomorrow, even if you can't make it tonight. People need to be patient, this is very important.

As for the third type, the 20% that are very picky, unless you are really free, really want to prove your strength, have a lot of patience, and most importantly can afford the loss, then you can go ahead and look for them. My current record is two wins in two games, but it cost me about 10,000 RMB to win one, and 20,000 RMB in total for the two. Unless you have made a bet with others and you can get a bonus if you pull it off, I advise you to try something else.

Someone must be asking, is there any other place to hang out in Shanghai? Nonsense, if there is only one place to go to in heaven, can it still be called heaven? You can go to the Pub, Hall D, as long as you dress coolly enough, you can naturally find beautiful girls. Where do you think the girls will go after get off work at KTV? They won't go home to sleep, right? And they don't have to pay at this time, so it's a one-night stand. At this time, someone will ask: Is it that simple? It's not easy, but not too difficult either. It will be easier if you can speak fluent English and have a few friendly friends around you. But don't go to such places alone, because it is dangerous. To be honest, mainlanders' views on sex are much more open than those of Taiwanese. I think this has something to do with the instability of their original lives. Because life is unstable, you don’t think much about the future and just enjoy yourself now, so for many girls it is not their first time when they are in high school or college. And sex is really like taking pickles out of a jar, if you get the first one out the rest are much easier.

I know you guys still want to watch it, but I'm tired from playing, and my lunch break is almost over, so I want to take a nap. Next time I will introduce to you the features and user manuals of the beauties from the other three places.

==Part2==

Ranking by combat effectiveness, I think we should first discuss the beauties of Suzhou and Hangzhou. Because the girls here are characterized by big breasts and nice speech. But I don't know why, the girls here generally come from normal families and get married when they reach a certain age. It may be because Jiangnan is a wealthy place, at least they have enough food and warm clothes. So girls who come to Shanghai to work will generally go back home to get married when they are around 25 years old. I have met two such people and I have never heard from them since.

The climate in Jiangnan is a bit similar to that in Taiwan, so the girls there are more gentle. They give you a less artificial feeling and are more open-minded because they know that there is no way you can marry them. In fact, the general rules of life in the underworld are to make things clear to the other party, so that they know how to get along with you. Because girls from Jiangnan are more open-minded, they are not very aggressive. They won't wait for you or pester you all the time. At most, they will leave a message on your phone when they are going home to get married, and then disappear. Another type is girls from Sichuan. One characteristic of Sichuan girls is that they have very good skin, and because the living conditions in Sichuan are not so good, they usually try hard to seize opportunities. Sichuan girls are generally very united, just like girls from Northeast China, and they have strong personalities, so once she really falls in love with you, she will do everything she can to make sure you can't escape from her grasp. Because of your good skin, the feeling in bed is very satisfying, because once the lights are turned off, the remaining touch will make you feel like you are admiring a very perfect work of art. Just like an Armani suit, a BMW line or a PP watch, that feeling is a sense of satisfaction.

It is actually not difficult to deal with Sichuan girls, because their requirements are generally not high. Most of the Sichuan girls who come to Shanghai do jobs like massage and shampooing, and their general quality is above a certain level when they go to K-bars. KTV rooms in mainland China are mainly occupied by Shanghainese and Northeastern girls, so there is relatively little room for girls from other regions. That's why they are more united. Also, because they are from other places and are not familiar with Shanghai, I think they will be very happy if you want to take them out shopping.

Generally speaking, accents from different places are a torture to Taiwanese people, especially since they did not receive a very good education since childhood, and sometimes their speaking and living habits are really bad. I think the best people to talk to Taiwanese are Beijingers, at least the Beijing dialect sounds more comfortable. For example, they will spit it on the hotel carpet after helping you take a bite. In short, some incredible things will happen occasionally. However, since Sichuan girls do not have much influence in Shanghai, you don't have to worry too much. You can usually escape. After all, it is not easy to find someone in Shanghai with a population of 25 million.

The last ones are the girls from Northeast China. I personally give them the highest score because from my experience, most of my friends died at the hands of girls from Northeast China. Northeastern girls are actually lucky because their figures and body shapes conform to modern aesthetics: tall, deep features, long legs, and big breasts, which are more in line with the body shapes of modern Westerners. I personally don't like this kind of thing, but I believe most men like it.

Because the weather in Northeast China is cold and life is not so affluent, to be honest, I rarely see fat Northeastern women. In addition, the four distinct seasons mean their skin is also good. Does being beautiful mean you are attractive? No, no, no, women can be beautiful if they dress up. The problem is that the girls in Northeast China are really sharper. Let me tell you slowly.

Everyone has the impression of Northeastern men, that is, the kind of sturdy, broad-shouldered and strong men, right? So Northeastern girls actually don’t have a good impression of Northeastern boys. In comparison, Taiwanese boys have much better incomes and are much gentler and more considerate. In addition, due to his relatively poor living conditions, he is very ambitious and will not let go of the right person once he finds one. For example, after she has spent a night with you making love, the next morning you find that she has washed your clothes and prepared breakfast. That touching scene may be something you will never encounter in your life. It's a common story that the boat capsizes because they are moved, and they will not hesitate to tell you with tears in their eyes, believe me, their acting skills are good.

I don't know why, but girls from Northeast China are more open about sex and can get into the mood more easily. Plus, most of them know how to do housework, and they will never reveal their true colors until they get their prey. The average Taiwanese male practitioner may not be able to withstand the attack and die. But when you fall in love with her and start living together, it won’t be long before your parents come and live with you. Northeastern girls are also strong-willed, so she will care about you very much. If she finds out that you are messing around again, things will really get out of control. So I suggest all my friends, if you have the opportunity to go to the mainland, you must be careful and remember one principle, which my father taught me when I entered society: "Things that don't cost money must be the most expensive. 』

==Part3==

Someone wrote back saying that I introduced the situation in mainland China but did not teach people how to save their lives, which seemed a bit immoral. Since we are all Taiwanese men, and we all have to go to the other side to make a living, whether we are permanent, on a business trip, or rotated semiconductor workers, I decided to share with you some skills on how to survive in the jungle. To be honest, when I see some examples of mainland women causing family discord and having their property drained out, I really can't bear it. Some people even get into trouble there and are unable to resolve it, which is not what we want.

First of all, I suggest that you treat dating, having a girlfriend, and dating as a competition or investment, so there are several similar principles:

First, cultivate strength

Second, cultivate observation skills

Third, know how to stop loss

Fourth, hedging

Fifth, know how to take profits

In fact, when men and women interact, there are always winners and losers. Of course, it can also be a win-win or a lose-lose situation. The reason why I emphasize so much that these principles are necessary for everyone to survive in the mainland is very simple, because it is impossible for you not to come into contact with them, and it is impossible not to be tempted if you do come into contact with them. I am not talking about places of entertainment, but the female colleagues from the mainland around you. In fact, they are also very lethal. After all, Taiwanese people who go there are stepping on someone else's land, they are not native locals, so they have to be extra careful and attentive.

The significance of developing strength is to equip yourself with higher combat effectiveness and better skills. The reason is that when you are not a master, it is difficult for you to know where your opponent's strength lies. For example, if you are good at playing pool, you can actually tell whether a friend is good or not just by watching him set up his pole. Another example is, if you are good at playing basketball, even if you are playing three-on-three with a stranger, you can tell how good he is just by watching how many positions he runs and how many shots he makes. For example, if you are very good at playing golf, and you play with a stranger, you can roughly know how he plays by watching his backswing and follow-through. At least you have to reach a certain level to know whether he plays well or not, right? After I have given these three examples, if you still don't understand, it means you did not have a dissolute youth and you were not a sunny boy. Most importantly, you don't even understand golf, a required course for semiconductor practitioners to be promoted to management levels. Then I really don't know what to say.

It is very simple to develop strength, just kill more monsters. Generally speaking, you will become stronger and stronger if you fight with more opponents, because each monster will give you experience points, teach you something and give you some new inspiration. Sometimes it is very direct. For example, when I was a teenager and had my first contact with the opposite sex, I knew how girls would react when I kissed them. I also had to practice slowly and continuously to know how to make the other person feel comfortable. If you are interested in this part of the technique, you can write to me to ask, but I may have to consider charging for this part. This kind of learning is very direct. If you don’t know it, she won’t know it either. By constantly exploring, both of you will make progress. Sometimes some experiences can give you very shocking inspiration. For example, once, when I was young, I had a one-night stand on the Internet with a girl. At that time, the Internet was full of academic atmosphere and humanities and arts. It was not like the Internet today where there are so many horny guys who just want to have sex with someone. We chatted, met, had a romantic candlelight dinner, and did it inexplicably. I was not an expert at that time, but at least I knew how to play. But she was lying naked on the bed with me after making love with me for the first time, no, three times, and suddenly she said: Baby, don't talk, I want to call my boyfriend. Don’t ask me why I can do it three times in two hours, because I don’t know either. I had good physical strength when I was young.

In the next thirty minutes, she called her man, an army second lieutenant serving as a reserve officer in Chiayi, as if nothing had happened. The content of her calls was nothing more than some I love you, do you miss me, what are you doing, etc. The key point was that I was lying in her arms at the time, and she was still stroking my face. After she finished the call, I clenched my fists and shouted: I learnt something… She said: You are crazy. Yes, I still want it. Please note that she is an ordinary college student, from a civil servant family, and leads a normal life. My friends, I have let go of everything since that day, and it is in line with the saying of the ancients: There are always people better than you. From then on, I was determined to become a real master.

After reading so much, you must have a question in your mind: Aren’t you going to teach us how to survive? I don’t even know how to fight monsters, and I’m afraid I’ll be killed before I even fight the monsters. I know, I did, so I am going to teach you the second part now. Damn it, don’t be so nagging. I only have time to chat with you here because of the bad economy. Otherwise, I don’t care whether you capsize or not, haha. Therefore, the second point is extremely important, which is to have keen observation skills. When you start to understand how to play, you should start looking for suitable opponents. It’s the same no matter what you do, you must first know your own strength and the other party’s strength before you know how to deal with it. It’s not bad to play against an opponent who is much stronger than you, but you’re just afraid of getting killed. My general advice is to find someone who is better than you to practice with, so that you can continue to improve. Of course, if you just want to accumulate achievements, that’s a different matter.

I know what I said is very abstract, so I decided to use more specific examples to discuss with you. The main subjects are still women from mainland China, which is why I classified them in the previous section. In principle, you should all be clear about the classification of prostitutes. My suggestion is to go to these places to practice at the beginning, find an opponent who is not so strong, and maintain the mentality that you are here to consume. No matter how pitiful their family background is, no matter why they have younger brothers and sisters who are still in school even though the one-child policy is implemented, and no matter why their fathers and mothers must be sick and unable to work, you must show concern on your face and say comforting words, while thinking in your heart, damn, it’s none of my business.

To be honest, it's really none of your business, because it's not your fault. Your responsibility is to spend money, have fun, and remember one thing, you can always find a better girl in that place, and never, ever settle for just one, because you will regret it. I know men are always possessive, but no one would raise a cow just for drinking milk in a place where convenience stores are everywhere.

Let me tell you a reality. A girl from Shanghai told me an idea which inspired me a lot. She said: We have to pay to work here, and our purpose is to make money, otherwise who would want to drink with different men every day. Let me put it this way, I sleep with one woman a week, there are fifty-two weeks in a year, minus the once-a-month period, I can still sleep with at least forty women a year. You are considered a tough guy, but do you think you can sleep with forty women in a year? Damn, I really can't. Damn, I've learned a lesson again.

Of course, there are relatively simple girls in the entertainment industry. I am not saying that there aren't any, but you must clearly understand your purpose, why you are fighting, and who you are fighting for. I don't deny that you can find a confidante in these places, the key is that she must treat you as her friend rather than a guest. This is a question of skill. Before you become a master, before you can tell whether the other person is insincere or not, please don't have any settled ideas.

To judge whether a girl is a master, I will give you the simplest method, which is to look at the total price of her accessories. Believe me, the better a woman dresses and uses things, the more skilled she is. I am not denying that some girls are born masters and they can act cute and silly but end up biting you to death in one bite, but it is hard to judge. I once saw a woman from mainland China. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen in my life. The total value of all her accessories was over NT$500,000. I didn't even dare to think about it. I just shook her hand and nodded.

Oh, what should you do if you make a wrong judgment? The following three principles are intended to help you get out of this situation safely. But we’ll talk about it next week because it’s time for dinner.

==Part4==

Love and investing actually have similarities because they both have purposes and involve risks. Some people would say that true love is a kind of selfless devotion, and I agree with this, because there are such people with noble sentiments in the world. But I must say that you are really not that kind of person, stupid. There are people in the world who invest for the sake of investing, not for the sake of making a profit. Some people buy stocks just for the sake of buying stocks and never sell them. They just buy stupidly, and they can also become rich people. I have two examples of such people. One is the old lady who has been buying Coca-Cola stocks, and the other is Forrest Gump. Do you think you are that kind of person?

So what I want to teach you is the rules of survival, not great sentiments. I am more realistic and logical because I live in the real world. First of all, you must know how to stop loss. A good player cannot just play the ball that comes his way. A good investor cannot just make more money than others when everyone else is making money. More importantly, he should lose less than others and retain his strength when everyone else is losing money. Looking at history, the vast majority of athletes or investors who have achieved brilliant success, none of them won all the time. They had to go through highs and lows before they could make progress and learn different skills.

Mr. Guo said: Success is the worst teacher, because it only teaches you courage and confidence, and only failure can make you grow. Likewise, closing a bad investment is more important than a successful one. The financial problems of Taidian Group and Changyi Group are a good example. Stop loss is a very important knowledge, just like before you learn judo you have to learn how to be thrown down without getting hurt. Few people lose everything and go bankrupt as soon as they enter a casino. All people win at the beginning, but then lose more and more, becoming more and more unwilling to accept the loss and becoming destitute.

I have said so much just to tell you the importance of stop loss. So how do you set the stop loss in the subject of survival in the mainland? You must ask yourself, what is the bottom line of your ability to lose? Is it money, family, work, or people?

In the past, I would give a suggestion to people who live there permanently: remit some money to Taiwan and keep some for spending in mainland China. Generally speaking, 5,000 RMB is enough, I mean pocket money. If you are going on a business trip, bring enough US dollars with you and go home after spending it all. It doesn’t matter whether you want to give the money to several women or just one woman, it’s up to you, just spend it all. Of course, everyone’s income and the amount they can afford to lose are different, so you should set your own settings. In short, just don’t throw it like a bottomless pit.

Run-up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I push!

I don't think I can leave for a day.

I've learned a lot.

My wife thanks you for the information

I will read it again and again

Thank you