【Wedding Gift】 【Author: Unknown】 "Sister-in-law! Why are you here?" I opened the door. "Hmph... You don't welcome me?" "No...how could that be...Sister-in-law, tomorrow I..." My sister-in-law interrupted me, "Hey... I know you're getting married tomorrow... the bride won't be picked up until tomorrow..." She walked into the house and looked around. "After all these years, the house hasn't changed at all..." I scratched my head, "Yeah, it was originally... well, it's still the same..." "Are mom and dad okay?" asked my sister-in-law. "Hmm...sister-in-law, why are you..." My sister-in-law turned around, put her index finger against my mouth, and said with a smile: "Don't ask... I came here specifically to see you..." She rubbed into my arms and whispered, "Go to bed..." "sister in law!" "Come here when I tell you to! Hurry up..." My sister-in-law twisted her waist and ran into the inner room, then stuck out her pretty face and waved at me. "Come on... I have a 'wedding gift' for you..." I looked at my sister-in-law, with so many thoughts in my mind... 4 years ago. On a muddy road, I got out of the car in the drizzle, opened the hood of the car, and said, "Fuck you, coffin!" of! Don't make things difficult for me today! "I cursed and concentrated on finding the cause of the car breakdown. "Shit! The wire is loose!" I twisted the wire on the engine with my backhand, fumbling to connect it bit by bit. It lit up with a "boom". "Fuchun! Fuchun! Are you ready? The bride is waiting!" The second brother stuck his head out of the car and shouted anxiously. "Here I come! Here I come!" I got into the car, stepped on the accelerator, and the car started, "Let's go, you coffin man!" "Fuchun!" My second brother glared at me. "Don't keep talking about coffins... coffins all the time! Don't you see what day it is today? son! Say something auspicious! " "Hey! Stick out your dick!" I shouted loudly. My second brother slapped me on the forehead and said, "You're so thick! You should say 'stand your dick straight!'" "Hahaha..." There was laughter in the car. Today is a happy day. My eldest brother "Qingchun" is getting married! In order to save face for my brother, I ran to the county car dealership early in the morning to borrow this car. It would be great if we could get a small car to pick up the bride. My name is "Fuchun". I grew up in the countryside. There are five people in my family, including my parents and two brothers. The eldest brother is called Qingchun and the second brother is called Fengchun. The three of us grew up together and have a very good relationship. My eldest brother likes reading and is smart. He was admitted to a university in the city and became a popular topic in the village. However, his family was poor and had no spare money. While my eldest brother was saving money for tuition, my second brother and I went to work in the county’s auto repair shop to earn money. Two years ago, my eldest brother graduated from school and found a good job in the city. He said that once he got a stable job, Pick up my two brothers and bring them to the city to develop together, hey! We all look forward to this day coming sooner. According to today's schedule, we will go to the county hotel to pick up the bride. My sister-in-law is from the city. I lived there temporarily before. Speaking of my sister-in-law, she was a classmate that my eldest brother met when he was studying in the city. Her name was Yan Ruxue. My sister-in-law is so beautiful, she looks a bit like a fairy in a martial arts novel. My eldest brother said that when my sister-in-law was in school, everyone cared about her. It's called...what...what..."school beauty". I haven't been to school, so I don't know what it means. That sounds pretty cool. Along the way, I drove and hummed a little song, "Pairs of ducks, pairs of geese, pairs of furry eyes, Brother Zhao..." The eldest brother continued: "The little sister looked at her brother with affection, and the brother felt that the little sister was closer to him..." When I was a child, I often heard the bachelors in the village humming this tune. When I grew up, I also learned it and understood it better. Whenever it was late at night and I was lonely, I would sing a few lines of it. When I was moved, I would He reached into his crotch and dug a few times to soothe his empty soul. "Hey! Big brother, when can I get a wife from the city like you?" said the second brother. Exclaimed. The eldest brother stopped the music and said, "When my job in the city is stable, I will take you over." "Brother! Do you think that if I go to the city, can I also marry a city wife?" the second brother asked expectantly. "Then you have to date her first." "Love? What is love?" My second brother and I had never been to the city, so we obviously didn't understand this new word. mean. Seeing that we really didn't understand, my elder brother explained, "Love means to talk about love and to win the girl's heart. Good impression, make others like you, then you will have a chance to marry them. " The second brother still didn't quite understand. It seemed that it was really hard to understand without personal experience. He stroked the back of his head and said, " oh! It turns out that things are really complicated. Women in the city are troublesome. What's the point of having a love relationship? In our village, as long as the matchmaker The gift money is prepared enough, and I am sure to marry a woman with a big butt! " "Hahaha..." The eldest brother laughed and said, "Silly boy, dating is not about giving gifts or money. Anyway, You will understand once you enter the city...Oh! We arrived at Fuchun, that small building. "Brother pointed A building in front shouted excitedly. I drove over and saw that the downstairs was already full of people, mostly relatives and friends of the bride. "Here they come! Here they come! They are coming!" a burst of joyful shouts. "Crack, crack, crack!" firecrackers exploded immediately. I parked the car and my brother couldn't wait to get out. He held flowers in his hands and walked towards the crowd with a smile on his face. Surrounded by everyone, we went upstairs to pick up the bride. When the eldest brother arrived at the door, he rang the doorbell, and the women inside began to shout, "Hold the door! Hold the door! Don't Let them in! " The eldest brother shouted, "Wife! Wife! It's me! Open the door! I'm here to pick you up!" The woman inside shouted, "It's not that easy to open the door, block the door! Block the door!" I took out the red envelope from my pocket and handed it to my elder brother. He stuffed it into the crack of the door. People inside rushed to grab it. My elder brother continued Shouting: "Wife! Open the door!" There was a commotion inside, but the women still refused to let us go. We also started to commotion, and my second brother took the lead in banging on the door. He pushed the door with all his strength, and the woman held it with all her might, and the two of them were in a stalemate and shouting. "Groom! Groom!" "Hey!" The eldest brother shouted in agreement and continued to hand over the red envelopes. The woman shouted loudly: "The bride has given you a question! You will be allowed in only if you answer it correctly! If you answer it wrong, don't even think about it. Come in! " "What's the topic?" "Where did you kiss for the first time?" the woman asked, laughing. The eldest brother thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth and replied, "On the bed!" "Hahaha!" Laughter broke out again all around. Taking advantage of the women's carelessness, the men exerted all their strength and pushed the door open with a bang! "My wife!" The eldest brother held up the flowers and rushed in at a speed. The sister-in-law stood up with a red face, walked to the eldest brother's side, and punched him, "What nonsense are you talking about!" "Hehe..." The eldest brother shamelessly kissed his sister-in-law hard on the pink face. After my eldest brother and the bride paid their respects to their parents, they carried the bride to the car, and with the sound of firecrackers, we Leaving the county town and returning to the countryside. Two hours later, we arrived at the entrance of the village. The sky had cleared up, the sun was shining brightly, and there were patches of green all around. Lush vegetable fields. "The bride is coming! The bride is coming!" someone shouted excitedly. Everyone is here to watch the fun. Our village is a well-known bachelor village. Because of poverty, most men cannot find a wife. You can’t even support yourself, and yet you’re talking about getting married? Whenever the matchmaker passed by our village, she never even looked at us. But today is amazing, the village actually welcomed a daughter-in-law from the city, a beautiful girl! The rough girl from the countryside It’s definitely hard to compare! The bachelors in the village became extremely envious when they heard this and were just waiting to see this scene! As soon as our car arrived, the crowd immediately burst into thunderous shouts, and the men in the village rushed to grab the They surrounded me like a bunch of gluttons, and the car window glass was slapping with loud noises. I was really afraid it would break! I rolled down the window and yelled, "Stop tapping on the window! Hey! I'm talking to you!" The second brother took out a few red envelopes from his pocket and threw them out of the car. With a "whoosh", the crowd cheered and rushed to grab the red envelopes. Red envelopes on the ground. The eldest brother hugged his sister-in-law, his face full of happiness. My sister-in-law had never seen such a scene before. She looked at it in surprise and laughed. When the car arrived at the door of the house, I saw red banners all over, lanterns hanging high, and two rows of firecrackers lined up neatly. The decoration is very festive. Uncles, aunts, uncles, relatives, neighbors... all stood at the door to greet us. "Set off the firecrackers!" my uncle gave an order, and four or five people rushed forward to light them. "Bang, bang, bang!" The sound shook the earth. The eldest brother opened the door and got out of the car, squatting down. According to local customs, he had to carry his sister-in-law on his back to enter the house. My sister-in-law got out of the car, spread her legs and straddled her brother's back. She was wearing a bright red cheongsam with a high slit skirt. The two white and tender thighs were exposed from the high fork. The sister-in-law fiddled with her skirt with her hands, trying to cover up the exposure. She tried several times but it didn't work, so she had to ask her brother to use his hand to block it for her. The bachelors' eyes were hot and their hearts were beating fast, and they exclaimed in admiration, it seemed that their trip was well worth it. My eldest brother walked in front, and my second brother and I followed behind. My sister-in-law sat on my eldest brother's hand, and her bulge was against my Following my gaze, my sister-in-law's buttocks were round and upturned, with a faint groove in the middle. "Huh..." I Suddenly I felt my crotch swell up. Suddenly, a little kid popped out from nowhere and slapped my sister-in-law on the butt. The body trembled, and the eldest brother screamed in fear, and turned around hurriedly, "What's the matter!" "Nothing... nothing..." said my sister-in-law blushing. The bachelors around saw it clearly and looked at the escaping kid with envy. "Fuck! You little bastard! I'll nail you to the coffin!" I rushed after him angrily. The brother-in-law was quick-witted and slapped the little brat hard on the face. Scream! The running little brat fell on his back, rolled on the ground and burst into tears! My scalp is numb when I see this. The iron sand palm of the master is extraordinary. It is as fast as lightning when it is launched, and it will bring screams after the move is completed. I cried a lot when I was a child. My brother-in-law calmly put his hands behind his back and nodded at me. I glanced at the bruised little boy on the ground. The child forced a smile towards his uncle... The eldest brother carried his sister-in-law through the porch, "Oh, Qingchun, my shoes fell off..." The bare feet in flesh-colored stockings were dangling in the air, with a row of toes shyly curled up. "Fuchun! Find shoes for your sister-in-law!" my eldest brother called me. "Here are the shoes!" A villager came over and took a closer look. It was Liu, a man in his 40s, a A representative old hooligan and old bachelor. I reached out to take it, but Da Liu didn't give it to me. He walked straight to the bride's feet without asking my sister-in-law for permission. Agreeing, the thief stretched out his hand and touched the sister-in-law's tender little feet. The sister-in-law subconsciously retracted her feet, "Hey! Big sister! Don't hide! Brother, put shoes on for you! " The elder brother also knew Liu's character, but he did not get angry. He smiled and said, "Thank you!" My sister-in-law stretched out her foot timidly, and Da Liu grabbed it. "Hmm..." My sister-in-law frowned slightly and tried to endure it. Da Liu had a lewd smile on his face. He held his sister-in-law's tender feet with one hairy hand and put the small shoes on her feet with the other hand. He praised: "Big sister's feet are so tender..." My sister-in-law was so embarrassed that she didn't know how to answer. It was in broad daylight and she couldn't bear it any longer! I patted my second brother's shoulder. They intended to go forward and take down Liu Da together, but the second brother did not react. He stared at his sister-in-law's feet, infatuated... Liu helped his sister-in-law put on her shoes. Seeing that there were many people around today, he didn't dare to act rashly. He patted his brother on the shoulder and said: "Qingchun, you'd better remember this! Today, I, Da Liu, have done the most important thing! You must let the bride toast me later! Did you hear that? " "Hey! Good! I'll toast you in a minute! I'll toast you in a minute!" The eldest brother agreed. He was a scholar and was very kind to everyone. Easy to talk to, and won't bother with hooligans. I'm not as good at raising children as my eldest brother. I cursed Da Liu in my heart, "You son of a bitch, we've invited you to our party today." Add a banquet? I'll kick you out in a moment! Walking into the inner room, my parents were sitting upright on chairs with two cushions in front of them, and the master of ceremonies was standing by, waiting. The villagers gathered at the door to watch. The eldest brother put his sister-in-law down, and the two of them bowed three times, and finally knelt down to offer tea to their parents. "I say! Is that the end?" shouted a bystander. "That's right! A bride from the city should also perform some city rituals! Don't you agree?" "Yes! Yes, yes!" Several people responded at the same time, making a lot of noise. The master of ceremonies stood up and raised his hands to signal for everyone to be quiet. He smiled and said, "Okay! Okay! Let's listen to everyone's opinions. See, what do you think the groom should do? " "Kiss! City people always kiss each other when they get married for everyone to see, don't you think?" "Yes! Yes! Yes!" the crowd shouted excitedly. The eldest brother helped his sister-in-law to stand up, "Come on! Xue'er, give them a kiss to see." My sister-in-law turned her face to the side, lowered her head, and looked shy. The eldest brother smiled and hugged his sister-in-law, leaned over to kiss her intimately. "Oh!" Thunderous cheers broke out all around. Several bachelors looked at them greedily, licking their lips and rolling their tongues, eager to try... The eldest brother let go of his sister-in-law, his face was filled with happiness, his sister-in-law's face was rosy, and she looked at the eldest brother affectionately. The hearts melted together. The eldest brother and his wife picked up their teacups and knelt down. My mother took the tea from my sister-in-law and asked cheerfully, "When can I hold my grandson?" "Hahaha..." Everyone around laughed, "If you want to have a grandson, you have to ask Qingchun to do his best!" "Haha..." Everyone burst into laughter again, making my sister-in-law's face turn red. After the ceremony, the crowd swarmed to the backyard, which was filled with dozens of wine tables. According to the old country custom, Eat for three days. Everyone took their seats one by one, but there were dozens of people who were not seated. Most of them came uninvited. Either they come to eat or to see the bride. Liu Da is the most hateful. He took up a relative's seat and refused to leave. I was about to go up to them and argue, but my eldest brother stopped me and said, "Don't argue with them. We are all from the same village. It doesn’t matter, just be happy! "So, I asked someone to bring them chairs and stools to squeeze into the wine table so that they could have a photo of the dishes. Eat and drink if there is wine. "Serve the food!" A long shout brought out a group of aunties and grandmas carrying food and drinks. Most of them were It’s a neighbor woman who came to our house to help this morning. The dishes were served and everyone started eating. Country people had no order and would make a scene once they drank. It was common for them to overturn tables and chairs. So my second brother and I didn't have time to eat, so we found a few strong guys to watch the place. If anyone got drunk and made trouble, Just carry it out first. The yard was really lively. You toasted me a glass and I returned yours. We ate and drank happily, as if it was New Year's Day. After a while, someone raised his glass and shouted, "Where's the groom?" "Yes! The bride is here! We should toast her!" Another person immediately followed suit. I walked forward and said with a smile, "Don't be impatient, eat first! The bride is putting on makeup, she will be here soon!" Before I could finish my words, someone pointed at my back and shouted excitedly, "Here they come! Here they come! They are coming!" I saw my eldest brother coming out with his sister-in-law. My brother changed into a suit, stood straight, and looked very handsome. My sister-in-law changed her hairstyle. Her long curly hair fell down her shoulders. Her face was cute and lovely. Her two black eyes were The bright big eyes looked at everyone, and we were so excited that our hearts beat fast. The bachelors below, including me, Who doesn’t dream of being the groom and marrying such a young wife! My sister-in-law was wearing a golden long dress, which was radiant. The dress was tight and fitted, outlining her exquisite figure. The figure is very exquisite. There is a big opening at the neckline of the long skirt, which goes deep to the chest. The round and white breasts were half exposed and squeezed out, and we were all stunned. "Oh my...the bride is not wearing any clothes..." shouted an ignorant villager. "What the hell are you talking about? This is called an evening dress!" Another villager with a little more knowledge immediately retorted. "Who are you scolding?" "I'm calling you an uneducated bastard!" "Fuck, you are educated, why don't you buy a piece of this dress for your wife to wear! Oh... do you have a wife?" "Hahaha..." the crowd burst into laughter. "Fuck you!" The person who was laughed at picked up a bench and rushed over to take revenge, but we stopped him. . The eldest brother signaled for everyone to be quiet, and then began to say something like "Thank you elders, relatives, neighbors, and friends for taking care of us." Everyone listened attentively to the polite words and no one interrupted. When it came to the emotional part, everyone nod. The village chief also came and gave a speech: "I am very excited today. It has been many years since we had a wedding in our village! Twenty years ago! Maybe more than 20 years! I remember when I held a banquet... " The audience laughed, but their laughter was very sad... The village chief looked at the eldest brother and continued, "Qingchun is great. This is the first bachelor village in more than 20 years. Good news! He married a girl from the city, which brought honor to our bachelor village! OK... OK... Everyone be quiet, Let me finish my words. Qingchun is the first and only college student in our village. Now he has graduated and is working hard to earn a living. He is the pride of our whole village. You young people should not fall behind and learn from Qingchun! Did you hear that! Let’s try to bring more happy events like this to our bachelor village! " After the village chief finished speaking, there was thunderous applause from the audience. The eldest brother signaled to start toasting, but was stopped by a villager: "Groom! You haven't let the bride give us Let me introduce you! " The eldest brother thought so too and said with a smile, "Okay, then I'll let the bride say a few words as well." The sister-in-law was held by the eldest brother and took a step forward. The men followed and looked closely, with sharp eyes, straight at the sister-in-law's chest. My sister-in-law covered her collar with one hand, her face blushing, and looked back at my brother. I saw that my sister-in-law looked like she was going to die. After entering the wolf's den, the eldest brother comforted him: "Just a few words..." My sister-in-law spoke in a sweet voice: "I'm glad that everyone can come to our wedding... um... speaking of me Our story...is in..." She told the story of how she met my elder brother and how she ended up marrying him. Let everyone hear it. But the bachelors below didn't care at all. Who cares about that? He couldn't be the male lead. They only cared about one thing, the plump chest of the young lady in front of them, hoping that she would put her hands on them while she was talking. Let go for a moment... The eldest brother also saw what the villagers were thinking, but he did not interrupt his sister-in-law... "Well! Thank you everyone..." my sister-in-law finished speaking. I led the applause, and the audience followed suit and clapped randomly, but there were so many people that the applause was thunderous. The bride bowed to express her gratitude. My sister-in-law put her hands flat on both sides, bent down, and her neckline suddenly opened wide, with her two drooping breasts dangling in the air. Almost everything was in sight. "Oh my!" The bachelors' eyes rolled into the bride's neckline and squeezed into her cleavage like a tide. They kept moving between a pair of big breasts, making strange noises of "Yiyi Yaya" and some whistled. The older bachelor almost fainted, holding his crotch with tears streaming down his face... My sister-in-law came to her senses when she heard the whistle. She hurriedly covered her chest with her hands and her face turned red. The eldest brother grabbed his sister-in-law, walked to the front, raised his hands and shouted, "Drink! Drink! Everyone, don't be polite! Eat happily! "The atmosphere was pushed to a climax again! The toasting began. There is nothing special about toasting, but it has a slightly different meaning in our village. People cannot afford to give gifts, let alone decent gifts, so toasting has become a way to express blessings, commonly known as "Wedding wine ceremony". "Qingchun! Come, come!" Several elders called the eldest brother affectionately, holding their wine glasses. My eldest brother and the bride went over to toast, and my second brother and I followed behind. According to etiquette, the elders should be the first to toast. The eldest brother was holding a bottle of Lao Baigan in his hand, which was a special liquor we had prepared for him earlier - water. Several of us came forward, the eldest brother filled up the glasses for himself and the bride, and I poured real wine for the elders. Everyone drank to each other, and the eldest brother-in-law was so happy that he drank three cups in a row. As the saying goes, an uncle is like a real father, and the eldest brother-in-law is happy to see his nephew. I am really happy to have a family and a career. I just saw a naughty kid teasing the bride. I don’t care whose kid he is, I will slap him in the face. There was no mercy at all, who told him to be blind... We went through 5 tables in a row, and the drinking went smoothly. The eldest brother changed 2 bottles of wine, all of which were prepared in advance. The boiled water was prepared, but it was not so tasty. The eldest brother stroked his belly and shook his head, saying, "I am dying of drinking. " I took a step forward and whispered in my brother's ear, "Brother, can I help you now?" The eldest brother waved his hands and said, "We are all elders, it's okay if we can't get along. I can still stand it!" My sister-in-law said with concern: "Qingchun, you blocked the way for me in front, let me drink later... There is still a lot of People can’t drink so much water at once, it’s not okay…” The eldest brother insisted, "It's okay... the elders all know that you are a girl from the city and you can't drink much, but I It’s different. They all grew up watching me, so I must drink it! There are only a few tables left. Wait until the elders have finished toasting. Next, let the best man come up! " We continued to move forward, toasting at each table. My parents came over to help us out. As soon as my brother-in-law finished his drink, He immediately became one of us and came over to help toast the people below, and the eldest brother felt relieved. After the relatives, the next round is friends, neighbors, childhood friends, and some people who have been The bachelors who had sneaked in had been eyeing the bride and groom eagerly as they came to toast them. Don't try to fool them with water. They will pour you their own wine and exchange glasses with you. Hey, if they find out that you are faking it, the punishment will be even more severe! "It's time to get serious. Maids of honor, step back. Best men, pay attention! First group of death squad, you, you, you, come on!" I waved my hand, and three burly groomsmen rushed up aggressively, holding their wine glasses. My second brother and I followed behind. Followed by. The eldest brother came back from the toilet and emptied his stomach full of cold water. He and his sister-in-law walked to the back of the line. Then came the fierce battle. The villagers drank without restraint and gave gifts desperately, as if they were drinking with you. The more you have, the more generous he seems to be, so he will get you drunk like crazy until you can't get up! The wine is all pure sorghum seeds, which is almost the same as alcohol. People who can't drink much will get drunk after drinking it, but those who can drink well will People are even scarier. They get dizzy after drinking, but still think they are not drunk. If they drink two more bottles, they will never wake up again. Coming... The three best men took the lead and fucked whoever shouted the loudest at the table. It was hard to tell who was the best man. The men were all carefully selected by me. They usually like to drink old wine. One or two catties is like a passing cloud, while three or four catties is like standing still. I promised them that I would give each of them a 50 yuan gift afterwards. They cheered and said, Jump to sign up. "Come on! I want to fuck the bride!" a drunk man with half-closed eyes shouted at us. "Hmph..." The best man sneered, "After you finish my cup, you can accompany the bride..." As he said this, he tilted his head back. Drink half a cup. The drunkard was not sincere and poured the wine from the cup into his mouth. With a plop, he fell down along with the cup. fall. We walked past 5 tables. The first group of suicide squads were all "killed". I waved my hand again, and the other three groomsmen were like They rushed up in a rush. They had been waiting for a long time and were so greedy that they almost couldn't help asking for wine. The three groomsmen went up and started drinking. But this time we were unlucky. All we got were wine jars. After three tables, all the groomsmen fell down. Hold! How can you be so fragile! But no matter how much I hated him, I waved my hand one last time and the remaining groomsmen all went up. Come on, there are 5 of us in total. My eldest brother stopped me and said, "This won't work. There are too many tables! We need to think of another way." I counted and there were indeed more than 20 tables behind. This is a difficult situation! I couldn't come up with an idea, so I thought of my second brother. He usually has a lot of tricks up his sleeve, so why didn't he speak at this critical moment? Looking back, my second brother looked like he was out of his mind. His heart was completely on his sister-in-law, and his eyes were not far away from her. Not even half an inch open, well, I sighed in my heart, actually I want to see that too! My second brother and I are twins. My eldest brother is less than two years younger than me. At our age, we are also thinking about women. My wife is right beside me, how can I not be itchy! Seeing that the three of us couldn't come up with a solution, my sister-in-law suggested, "Qingchun, how about this? We just mixed some water with some white wine, and I drank with them. These people would definitely not recognize that I mixed it with wine after smelling it. Water, I am a woman, they are unwilling to exchange cups with me, and I am not very alcoholic, I can ask for three cups If you give me a drink instead, they will definitely not embarrass me…" "Sister-in-law, what you said makes sense!" I praised. The elder brother was reluctant to leave, but his sister-in-law comforted him: "It's okay... When I was a bridesmaid for my friend two years ago, I was really drunk. I’ve drunk it before, let alone this fake wine now…” The eldest brother looked at the table of people waiting for a toast and said through gritted teeth, "Wife, let's do it your way first! If not, Okay, I'll just go for it today! At worst, I can just sleep for three days! " After discussing it, everyone started to act. We walked to the next table, and my sister-in-law and my eldest brother came forward and drank as usual. Drink the first cup. Almost at the same time, a man jumped out and asked for a toast. As planned, my sister-in-law came out, and we gathered around her to protect her. She smiled and said to us: The man said, "Thank you for coming to the wedding, I'll drink with you..." The man didn't expect the bride to come to him on her own initiative. He was overjoyed and wanted to pour wine for his sister-in-law. He poured the wine into his sister-in-law's glass. The man hesitated, looked at the wine and said, "The bride is so kind... ...Could it be that...?" My sister-in-law brought the wine glass closer to him and said, "How about we switch?" "Hey... How can this be possible... The bride drank from her mouth... If I switch with you, wouldn't it be... …Hahaha…” The man was licking her lips, and his nose was not idle either, sniffing at his sister-in-law’s wine glass, “Hey…” He smiled, and the cup was filled with alcohol. My sister-in-law said generously: "Then I'll drink it..." She tilted her head back and drank the whole glass. "Good! A heroine!" Cheers came from all around. The man raised his head and was about to drink, but was stopped by his sister-in-law, "It's not fair for you to drink like this... I'm a woman, again……" The man interrupted his sister-in-law, patted his chest and said generously: "Okay! Bride, what do you say?" The sister-in-law smiled and raised three fingers to the man, "One cup for three cups..." The man then realized it was a trap! But it was too late to regret, the bride had already drunk it all, and he raised his glass helplessly. He drank three cups in a row, his legs went limp, and he sat down. “Hahahaha…” The people around him laughed. In one fell swoop, sister-in-law’s beauty trap succeeded! My sister-in-law looked back at us with a smile, and I gave her a thumbs up. The people behind saw how powerful my sister-in-law was and didn't dare to act rashly. Three cups of Lao Baigan were like a grenade. If you pour it into your stomach all at once, it will fry your stomach. But in this world, there is a group of people who dare to fight, dare to kill, dare to die, they hold the peony With the banner of "die under the flowers, even as a ghost I can still be a romantic" in mind, he rushed towards his sister-in-law regardless of everything. We fought our way through, my sister-in-law was the first to take down a group of people, and the five groomsmen and some desperate criminals died one after another. We walked past 10 tables, and there were drunk corpses all over the floor. Now only my eldest brother, me, my second brother, There are four people including my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law held her waist. She had already drunk more than three bottles of boiled water and was a little unable to hold on. "Xue'er, stop drinking. There are still 10 tables for me to serve..." the eldest brother said with concern. "It's okay, I want to go to the bathroom, wait for me for a moment..." "I'll accompany you..." The eldest brother helped his sister-in-law to the bathroom. But after walking a few steps, someone grabbed my brother's hand and asked him to go back. The first person I saw was Liu. "Oh...Da Liu...let's go wash our hands and we'll toast to you when we come back!" The eldest brother explained with a smile. "Hey! Why wash your hands? You can wash them after you finish drinking this cup! I have been waiting for you from now until now. We are already here and we still have to leave... it's too..." Several young men around Liu Da raised their glasses and gathered around him. They trapped us in the middle with great momentum. Brother Ping raised his glass and said politely, "Then I'll drink with everyone..." Then he turned to me and said, "Fuchun, Accompany Xueer to the bathroom. " I nodded and agreed, and took my sister-in-law to the toilet. "Okay!" Big Liu didn't stop him and raised his glass to his elder brother. The sister-in-law walked halfway and turned back, feeling uneasy, "Fuchun, let's go back..." "Hey...bride, you're back so soon?" My sister-in-law took a deep breath and said, "It's not too late to finish drinking with you..." At this time, I was really worried that my sister-in-law would get suffocated. "Hahaha!" Da Liu shouted happily, "The bride is straightforward, let's talk about the rules! How do we drink this wine?" "It's the same as always. I'll give you three cups for one." "Haha... OK!" Da Liu took a bottle of wine from behind him and said, "Since the bride is so straightforward, let's do it. A man shouldn't be timid, let's do this! How about we just exchange three bottles for one of yours? Take a gulp! We'll let you go after you finish drinking! No hesitation! " "Let me do it!" The eldest brother protected his sister-in-law. "Good! It's better if the groom comes! But the rules are different! We men want to fight against each other, too. Drink three bottles in a row! "Da Liu said this to my sister-in-law. I really suspect that this bastard wanted to embarrass my sister-in-law!" How Brother, you drink at your wedding, it's like going to the execution ground. My sister-in-law squeezed past my eldest brother and said to me, "Fuchun, give me some wine..." I took out a wine bottle filled with boiled water, pretended to pry open the lid, and handed it to my sister-in-law. Liu did not doubt it and said directly, "Then the bride should come first, or?" The sister-in-law repeatedly said to Liu: "We agreed to only give one bottle! Don't cheat me!" "Don't worry, bride! A man's words never go back on their word!" said Liu Da righteously. My sister-in-law thought for a moment and said, "Then you go first..." My sister-in-law is such a smart person. The character of Liu Da's grandson is really worrying. "Okay! Then I'll drink first to show my respect!" Da Liu said, tilting his head back, and the bottle of wine quickly emptied... "Come again!" Sister-in-law didn't want to give Liu any chance to breathe. Da Liu picked up another bottle and drank it down in one gulp. I was stunned. This was pure sorghum seeds! Drinking like this is no different from committing suicide, but Liu in front of me, But he remained calm and drank two bottles in a row. When did this bastard learn to drink so much? Soon, Liu finished the third bottle and burped loudly. His mouth was full of alcohol, which made me They quickly dodged. It's my sister-in-law's turn next. "Xue'er! Let me do it... Let me do it..." The eldest brother grabbed the liquor. "Hey, groom, there's plenty of wine here, why bother to grab the one from the bride..." Da Liu shook his A bottle of real sorghum was stuffed into the eldest brother's hand. "Don't!" my sister-in-law said anxiously. I listened to her and snatched the bottle of wine from my brother's hand. My sister-in-law opened the bottle cap, tilted her head back, and the cold water poured down her throat... My eldest brother looked at my sister-in-law with concern, and I was worried about her, fearing that she would upset her stomach. "Woo woo..." My sister-in-law had to stop to rest after drinking half of it. She was so full that she had a nauseous mouth. Heart, vomited some clear water. "Hey...bride, we agreed to drink it in one gulp..." Da Liu was looking for trouble. "Yes! Yes! This doesn't count!" the people around him cheered. I said angrily in my heart, oh! Will it ever end? Don't make me angry... The sister-in-law ignored Liu and continued to drink. "Gudong...Gudong..." The sister-in-law's throat moved up and down, and her chest She protected her collar as her body rose and fell, preventing the perverts from taking a peek. Suddenly, my sister-in-law threw down the wine bottle, covered her buttocks, and stared around with shame and anger on her face. "What's wrong?" the eldest brother asked nervously. Big Liu smiled evilly, "Any questions?" My sister-in-law opened her mouth, but then gritted her teeth and said nothing. She covered her butt with her hands and continued drinking. As soon as my sister-in-law picked up the bottle, she saw a hairy hand pinching her breasts, and her round breasts were instantly deformed. "Woo woo..." The sister-in-law hurriedly shook off the man's hairy hand. Her face flushed with anger, and she wanted to lose her temper, but in the end she held back. To save my eldest brother's face... Now, seeing that the sister-in-law did not resist, the men thought they had an opportunity and swarmed to eat the new My wife's tofu, you grab a handful of breasts, I pinch my buttocks, the men who didn't take advantage of the back squeeze forward, The group was in chaos! The eldest brother stepped forward and pressed against his sister-in-law's back to protect the bride's buttocks from being attacked. He now realized These bachelors came here just for the bride, but now it was too late. They were all drunk and their spleens were If you get angry now, there will definitely be a fight and the wedding will become a farce... The poor sister-in-law struggled and convulsed between the men's hairy hands. Almost all the important parts of her body were bruised. Being touched all over... There was only a little water left in the bottle, so my sister-in-law wanted to drink it all in one breath to get rid of these bastards. She took all her strength and tilted her neck back... At the same time, a big man finally squeezed in from the back, and he couldn't wait to reach out to my sister-in-law. When he reached for her chest, he was tripped and his hand ended up pressing on his sister-in-law's belly. My sister-in-law was caught off guard and sprayed more than half a mouthful of water. What was even more embarrassing was that she had urinary incontinence... The water soaked her skirt... My sister-in-law's pretty face flushed, her expression painful, she covered her lower abdomen with her hands, her legs together, and a wetness spread between her crotch. The watermark... The sister-in-law looked down at her lower body, smashed the bottle in anger, and pushed the man around her with all her strength. The crowd fled. Everyone was having so much fun that they didn't realize what was going on. What was going on? "Xue'er!" the eldest brother called out. The sister-in-law didn't turn around. The eldest brother wanted to follow her, but was stopped by Liu. Langguan, let’s have two more drinks! " "Okay! Okay!" My eldest brother couldn't get away, so he turned around and called me, "Fuchun, go see your sister-in-law!" "I'll go too!" the second brother replied. "Both of you go! Ask your sister-in-law to come over later! Hurry up!" "Hey!" We both responded and ran to chase my sister-in-law. "There!" I followed the direction my second brother pointed and saw my sister-in-law. There were many people in front of me, and my sister-in-law was pushed over. There was a drunk man who grabbed my sister-in-law's wrist and asked her to drink with him. My sister-in-law struggled to escape, and her skirt became more and more wet…… "Fuck! It's Er Gouzi, this son of a bitch, he's always acting like a jerk! Today he's acting wild, kill him!" The second brother waved his hand and rushed forward. I didn't hesitate, I rushed forward, and my second brother and I punched and kicked Er Gouzi, and beat him until he was The teeth are all over the floor. "Hey! Why are you hitting people?" asked my sister-in-law in surprise. "It's okay! This kid is itchy and likes to be beaten when he drinks. Is he Er Gouzi?" The second brother shouted The shout. Er Gouzi rolled on the ground with his head in his hands, begging for mercy: "Hey! Hey! Stop hitting me..." It seems that this little We beat him up so he was sober. I kicked Er Gouzi's face twice again and joked, "Sister-in-law, you don't know, this stupid dick As soon as he drinks sorghum seeds, his whole body becomes itchy. If you don't beat him, he will be unhappy! Look at this kid now. It’s so comfortable to lie on the ground! Is it Er Gouzi? " “Hey! Yes… yes…” My sister-in-law shook her head, looking speechless. Today's wedding really opened her eyes. After many twists and turns, we were finally about to break through the encirclement, but halfway through, my brother-in-law showed up and said, "Hey! Hey! You...you..." The brother-in-law tilted his neck, unable to tell east from west, and said with a drunken breath: "Come... come... come here, sister..." He waved to his sister-in-law. "Sister-in-law! My brother-in-law is drunk! Ignore him!" My sister-in-law didn't listen to me. She respected her elders and walked up to my brother-in-law and said with a smile, "Brother-in-law, I'll be back in a while. Come, I will toast you again…" "Ah! What..." The brother-in-law thought that his sister-in-law came to toast him, so he grabbed her little hand and said, "Come here! Girl! More…more…more…accompany my brother-in-law…drink…drink…wuwu…” The brother-in-law’s voice was unclear. I couldn't understand what he was mumbling. "Ah... Brother-in-law... Brother-in-law... wait... a while... okay?" The sister-in-law said in embarrassment. Dry! I told him to ignore it and then ran over to try to persuade him. "Hey! Qingchun! You're here too! Come... come... together!" My brother-in-law actually treated me as his elder brother. He dragged my sister-in-law and me to drink. During the struggle, the sister-in-law's face became more and more ugly, and she became hesitant and anxious. She wanted to break free from her brother-in-law's hand. But after trying several times without success, she suddenly shuddered all over and subconsciously clamped her legs together. want! "I saw that my sister-in-law's skirt was soaked and a pool of water formed on the ground. My sister-in-law could no longer care about it. After being polite, he shook off his brother-in-law and ran away quickly... After finally getting rid of my brother-in-law, I hurried to the back room to look for my sister-in-law. Did she find the toilet? I walked through the back room, following the wet footprints left by my sister-in-law, and came to the vegetable garden in the backyard. |
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