On the table and in bed (urban life adult novel)

On the table and on the bed

Dong Mengxiang, who is about 30 years old, was also a girl who loved to pursue dreams when she was young. She fantasized about the prince charming, idol stars, and even regarded becoming a singing star as her life ambition.

In fact, regardless of her singing voice, with her angelic face and devilish figure, she is really likable on the stage and can make people's eyes bright.

Fortunately, Dong Mengxiang was poached by a modeling agency the year she graduated from high school, and it wasn't long before she became a leader among her peers. Unfortunately, a year later, she was kept by a young and wealthy businessman and became his underground lover.

Even more unfortunate is that after tasting the new product, the businessman gradually got tired of it and immediately looked for a new target.

Although Dong Mengxiang received a considerable sum of money to settle down and her life was not a worry, in just a few short years she experienced all the joys and sorrows of life, which led to a drastic change in her outlook on life.

She became taciturn and tried to stay at home as much as possible, almost isolating herself from the world.

Fortunately, her former model colleagues still remember their friendship and often make time to visit Dong Mengxiang at home to accompany her.

Sometimes when everyone is in a good mood, they will set up mahjong, and the sisters will happily play mahjong with friends. The wins and losses are not big, and it does not hurt the feelings or the mind. Dong Mengxiang is also happy to have the lively atmosphere at home, and she does not feel lonely or bored.

As time went by, the card players invited each other to play together, making Dong Mengxiang's "card friends association" very popular. Just from the few hundred yuan in commission after four rounds, the net income was thousands of yuan a day. For a single girl, this was a great help to people's livelihood.

When her poker friend Miss Su first introduced Xu Jinde, Dong Mengxiang was a little surprised and her expression looked a little unnatural.

Most of the people who come to my house to play cards are women, because they bet small amounts and play purely for fun and to kill time; the impression given by men should be: they bet big, gamble for excitement, and gamble to the point of losing everything! Why would you play such childish stuff? !

At that time, Dong Mengxiang smiled and said: We are playing with a base of 200 yuan, and each fan costs 50 yuan. Don’t you mind…

Xu Jinde spread his hands and said: This is exactly what I want, it's just for fun and will not hurt any feelings.

From then on, Xu Jinde became a regular partner in Dong Mengxiang's family.

But no one knows what he does for a living, only that he is rich and has free time. No one knows how old he is or whether he is married.

Because he never mentioned it, even if someone asked him, he would look lazy and say with a smile: Guess! You have the final say!

Perhaps, it was because Xu Jinde usually behaved kindly and had no temper, which made him very likable. Otherwise, who would dare to get close to someone as mysterious and of unknown origin as him, or even play cards with him at the same table.

In particular, his style was very different from that of ordinary card players. Whenever he won money, no matter how much, he would treat everyone to a midnight snack or go to karaoke to sing. Sometimes, the amount of money he won was not enough for consumption, but he was happy to pay out of his own pocket to cover the expenses.

Even if he suffered a huge loss, he did not get angry or upset, but just laughed it off. His demeanor and playing cards were simply amazing.

Those poker friends would take advantage of the opportunity, and sometimes Dong Mengxiang couldn't stand it and would kindly advise him privately...

But Xu Jinde smiled and said: Money is something outside of one's body. You can't bring it with you when you are born and you can't take it with you when you die. If I spend some money, I can make more friends and be happier, then it can't be said to be a waste, don't you think?

In fact, those female card players were not only happy to take advantage, but also liked to play cards with Xu Jinde at the same table. They were also very happy because of the jokes Xu Jinde made at the table.

It can be said that Xu Jinde "drools more than tea" at the poker table. Besides acting crazy and laughing, he also occasionally takes advantage of his female poker partners. However, he does it in a good and wonderful way, which makes the female poker partners not only not mind it but also very happy.

Most of these female card-playing friends are married, and their husbands are usually successful and busy people. They have nothing to do and are bored, so they play cards as a pastime to relieve boredom.

Therefore, for them to meet a poker partner like Xu Jinde is icing on the cake and like a fish in water.

Sometimes when Xu Jinde tells some jokes with dirty meanings, they will respond as "experienced people", which really shows that "women are as good as men".

Based on her own observations and feelings, Dong Mengxiang suspected that Xu Jinde had slept with that female poker player. However, she couldn't ask about this in person, and she had no right to ask, so she could only keep her doubts.

But today she got confirmation!

Today's card-playing partners are Mrs. Wang, Miss Xie, Dong Mengxiang, and Xu Jinde, three women and one man.

As soon as she came on stage, Dong Mengxiang said to Xu Jinde with a smile: Wow! Today is the day of "Three Mothers Teaching Their Sons"! You better be careful!

Xu Jinde spread his hands, maintaining his usual smile, and said: Yeah! I'm not afraid of a large crowd, but I'm afraid of too many "mouths". You each have two sharp tongues, and I'm afraid I can't win over you...

Before Xu Jinde finished speaking, Miss Xie asked in confusion: We only have one person to speak! How can there be two mouths?

Dong Mengxiang felt really embarrassed and amused, and quickly said to Miss Xie: Stop embarrassing yourself!

Miss Xie felt that she was being treated coldly for no reason, so she looked innocent and righteous, and asked the master to blame, saying: So...

Mrs. Wang, who was snickering on the side, couldn't help but interrupt and said, "Hee... stop talking nonsense and play cards!"

Dong Mengxiang and Mrs. Wang both thought that this bird show would be absolutely wonderful!

Sure enough, Xu Jinde started talking too much again. He has something to say when he draws the cards, something to say when he discards the cards, and even more to say when he fires the whistle.

My branch...your branch...puns are flying all over the table.

At this time, Xu Jinde touched the middle of the second tube, and he said: I call this "Beauty Bathing"... Touching the "second tube" and "middle hole"!

The three girls naturally knew that Xu Jinde was making a pun again. When a girl takes a bath, isn't she touching her own breasts and holes? This statement is humorous but not cruel, erotic but not vulgar.

Mrs. Wang seemed to be in a particularly strong sexual interest, and added: "That handsome guy taking a bath is just masturbating!"

Xu Jinde shook his head and said: Yes! This child is truly teachable! As a result, everyone burst into laughter again.

After a while, Miss Xie happened to be touching the middle of the second tube as well. She was so excited that she forgot herself and shouted: I am also "bathing like a beauty", touching the "second tube"...but she was too embarrassed to say the word "middle hole".

Xu Jinde pretended to be serious and said: Oh! NO, NO... This is not called "two tubes"... Xu Jinde cast his eyes on Miss Xie's chest and continued: This is called "two cakes"...

Miss Xie asked again in a naive and confused manner: What's the difference? Aren’t they all the same?

Xu Jinde pointed at Dong Mengxiang's breasts and said: Hers are considered "two tubes", and yours can only be considered "cakes", after all, the sizes are different... Mengxiang, don't you think so!

Miss Xie blushed as she suddenly realized what had happened, but Dong Mengxiang and Mrs. Wang were already laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs. Dong Mengxiang really has a pair of big breasts that she can be proud of.

Dong Mengxiang's heart skipped a beat when Xu Jinde called her "Mengxiang!"

In the past, Xu Jinde always called her "Miss Dong" or "Sister Dong", but now he actually called her by her name, and it was quite natural and friendly, which made her feel sweet in her heart.

Dong Mengxiang laughed so hard that she choked, but she also replied, "Hehe... you know what's good..."

Next, Xu Jinde not only continued to make people laugh, but also started to take some actions towards Dong Mengxiang.

While shuffling the cards, he would touch, pull, or pinch her little hands intentionally or unintentionally, and he would touch her feet lightly with his feet whether intentionally or unintentionally.

This made Dong Mengxiang look absent-minded and she kept making mistakes in playing cards.

Xu Jinde still did not change his nature, and even became more and more outrageous. He became more and more explicit in his words, and almost every card he played could be made to have something to do with "sex". Although it was a bit far-fetched, it would still make people smile.

For example, Xu Jinde said that the character card "Dong" is a man standing with his hands on his waist and legs apart. The stroke in the middle is women's favorite. Although it was not said, everyone present knows it.

The character "南" was interpreted as: Did you know that the symbol for female is "＋○"? Now turn it over, break it open, and put a hairy thing "¥" in it, and it becomes "南". So mahjong is really a symbol of love!

As for "north", it is even more complicated! Xu Jinde frightened the three women so much that they were stunned: this is a pictographic character. "北" is a newly married couple who fell asleep back to back because of shyness. "比" is the man who couldn't help but beg the woman. "臼" is a couple who were being affectionate, and then, like "北", they were tired and fell asleep as soon as they finished. This kind of man is the most undesirable...

The eight-round card game ended in laughter, and at the last count, it was almost a tie with no winner or loser.

Dong Mengxiang shook the banknotes she had drawn and said: Since we've tied and I'm going to play cards too, I feel embarrassed to keep the money, so why not use it to have a midnight snack together!

Xu Jinde stopped him and said: Since you are so kind, I certainly cannot be rude.

Let’s do this! You give me the money, and we'll go to karaoke together. If there's not enough, I'll make up the difference. How about that?

Dong Mengxiang was about to decline politely, but Miss Xie and Mrs. Wang said excitedly in unison: "I agree!" So, the group of four went to the karaoke bar to sing.

Xu Jinde was still full of witty remarks, making the three women laugh so hard that they were shaking with laughter. He even made his "mahjong eroticism theory" into a story, telling it in the company of singing, wine and snacks.

The "North" is a newlywed couple, and the "West" is a bed... The two of them stripped down on the bed like "white skin"... One touched the "two tubes", and the other touched the "one rope"... The "touched" the man "barged" like the "East"... The woman said she wanted to "eat"... Of course the man couldn't help but put a thing to her mouth and "got" it... The two of them started "South"... Some went in (cards) and some went out (cards), and of course some "muddy" stuff was "emitted"...

In the joyful atmosphere, Xu Jinde seemed to intentionally urge Dong Mengxiang to drink frequently, and Dong Mengxiang also drank one glass after another generously.

After the party was over, Xu Jinde naturally escorted the drunk Dong Mengxiang home.

Dong Mengxiang seemed to be still somewhat sober before returning home, but she vomited on the spot as soon as she entered the house, not only staining her own clothes, but also staining Xu Jinde's body. She herself fell into a drunken sleep.

Xu Jinde smiled bitterly, took off Dong Mengxiang's dirty clothes without any hesitation, and used a wet towel to help him clean his body.

Although Dong Mengxiang is over 30 years old, her beautiful figure and fair skin show no signs of aging, and she is still heart-pounding and hard to control.

Looking at the naked body, Xu Jinde was playing with it as if it were a piece of art. He carefully wiped and cleaned the dirt on Dong Mengxiang's body, while of course enjoying the pleasure of touch.

Xu Jinde's hands wandered on the smooth skin, from the cheeks, shoulders, neck, breasts, lower abdomen... slowly stroking back and forth, even putting his face between Dong Mengxiang's breasts, listening to her rapid heartbeat and breathing; smelling the faint scent of milk flowers.

Perhaps, Dong Mengxiang could still feel that gentle touch of skin in her drunken dream; perhaps, she was having a sweet erotic dream in her drunken dream, so although her body was motionless, her breathing was mixed with soft moans.

Perhaps, it was just the sound of breathing, but that soft and delicate nasal sound made Xu Jinde fascinated.

Even though he felt itchy, Xu Jinde did not take any further action. Instead, he found a nightgown for Dong Mengxiang to change into, let her lie down on the bed peacefully, covered her with a quilt, and then went to the bathroom to clean up and wash the stained clothes.

Around noon the next day, Dong Mengxiang woke up from a deep sleep and was frightened by the strange feeling on her body. She lost all her sleep and drunkenness. She checked her clothes while recalling what happened last night.

She thought about how she was drunk yesterday, and vaguely felt that it was Xu Jinde who sent her home. She couldn't remember what happened afterwards, but she was sure that the pajamas she was wearing were definitely not put on by herself...

Thinking of this, Dong Mengxiang couldn't help but feel both angry and ashamed. She really couldn't believe this was true; she really couldn't imagine what good Xu Jinde would do to her when she was naked and powerless to resist.

However, when she thought about it carefully, there was nothing wrong with her body except the pajamas she had changed into. To be more specific, there was nothing abnormal in her vagina, which meant that Xu Jinde did not take the opportunity to violate her.

Such a result made Dong Mengxiang feel relieved, and she couldn't help but secretly praise Xu Jinde for being a gentleman who never deceives others in secret; however, a feeling of jealousy also rose in her heart.

Dong Mengxiang's female self-esteem seemed to be hurt. She thought she was charming enough to make men fall for her figure. But now she was naked in front of him, and Xu Jinde was not moved?

Is Xu Jinde a man? Dong Mengxiang sat on the bed in a daze, thinking wildly: Am I already old and ugly? Not attractive to men at all?

Dong Mengxiang tossed and turned in bed for a while before lazily getting up to wash and dress.

As soon as she stepped into the bathroom, what caught her eye was a shirt and suit pants hanging out to dry. Dong Mengxiang recognized that they were Xu Jinde's clothes, which surprised her again: Could it be that Xu Jinde hadn't left yet?

At this moment, Xu Jinde suddenly hugged Dong Mengxiang from behind, put his hands around her left breast and lower body, and his two hot lips were licking her shoulders and neck.

These gentle yet bold movements seemed to contain infinite magic, causing Dong Mengxiang to fall into a dizzy intoxication before she could panic; before she could resist or struggle, she fell into a limp and weak state.

Xu Jinde's deft fingers teased the gradually hardened nipples. Although they were separated by the thin fabric of the pajamas, the power of the teasing seemed to increase instead of decrease...

Especially the texture of the silk cloth, rubbing against the long pubic hair, the feeling of being both soft and a little rough made Dong Mengxiang almost crazy. She raised her hands high and hugged the back of Xu Jinde's head, messing up his hairstyle.

Although Dong Mengxiang's action was just a natural reaction, it inadvertently made her breasts more erect and fuller, making Xu Jinde's kneading movements more unobstructed.

Because of this stretching movement, her pajamas, which originally did not reach her knees, were pulled up to her thighs, allowing Xu Jinli to easily reach his hand into her crotch, looking for the desirable secret cave in the jungle.

When the hem of her pajamas was lifted up, Dong Mengxiang felt the firm and hot touch on her buttocks, extending from the upper edge of the buttocks to the spinal cord on her waist. She could even clearly feel it throbbing and jumping.

Although in her memory, such erotic games were so distant that they were almost forgotten, Dong Mengxiang had a strong desire at the moment and wanted that hard and hot thing to be inserted into her long-empty vagina immediately.

Xu Jinde is indeed a veteran in the sex field. He knows when to advance and when to withdraw. He pulled out the fingers that were stirring in the vagina, wiped the leaked love juice on the pubic hair, and lifted Dong Mengxiang's left leg, bending and straightening her knees, "Puff! 'The penis then thrust upwards into the wet and slippery hole.

Ah… mmm… Dong Mengxiang, who had been panting softly, finally couldn’t stand this kind of pleasure anymore and moaned: mmm…gently…gently… mmm…too deep…deep… mmm…can’t…take it…mmm…anymore…

Dong Mengxiang stood on tiptoe, as if trying to alleviate the unbearable sour feeling, but she found it even more difficult to give up the deep and fulfilling pleasure.

Xu Jinde's long penis, taking advantage of the posture, penetrated directly into the heart of Dong Mengxiang as if it were an empty space, as if it went through the intestines and stomach and reached the heart and lungs, giving Dong Mengxiang a sense of masochistic pleasure.

Xu Jinde leaned his upper body back slightly, coordinating with Dong Mengxiang's body leaning forward, making the thrusting of the penis smoother.

The increasingly rapidly twitching cock was like a conductor, constantly transmitting ecstatic electric currents from the depths of Dong Mengxiang's vagina into her spinal cord, making her seem unable to resist the invincible momentum except for swaying her body and moaning.

The pleasure climaxed again and again, causing Dong Mengxiang to lose consciousness before she could even surrender and beg for mercy...

When she woke up, she found herself lying on the bed. If Xu Jinde had not been still beside her, caressing her gently, she might have thought it was just a dream!

Are you comfortable? Xu Jinde's hands still lingered between her breasts, as if he would never get tired of it.

Although they had physical contact, Dong Mengxiang still showed her feminine shyness and reserve. She nodded slightly with her blushing face, and her shy and timid look made her even more endearing.

But the question in her heart was like a knot that forced her to put aside her reserved mood and get to the bottom of it.

Dong Mengxiang asked carefully: Were you the one who helped me change clothes yesterday?

Xu Jinde nodded in affirmation and said: "You were drunk yesterday and not only vomited all over your body, but also vomited all over me, so I helped you clean up..."

Xu Jinde pointed at his upper body: I ​​washed my clothes and hung them out to dry. I thought I couldn’t go home naked, so I stayed in the living room for the night…

Then do you have... This is the point Dong Mengxiang wanted to ask, but she didn’t know how to start.

Yes...Xu Jinde deliberately dragged out the words: I thought about it, but I didn’t do it.

Dong Mengxiang was amused and felt more relaxed, so she asked boldly: "Then why did you do it again just now?" She really felt that Xu Jinde's behavior was a bit counterintuitive.

Xu Jinde smiled and said: Making love is a pleasure for both parties. You were drunk yesterday. Even if I made a mess, you were indifferent. What was the fun in that?

If that's the case, I might as well buy a piece of pork and go home to enjoy it by myself!

laugh! Dong Mengxiang smiled sweetly, making people feel like spring breeze: You have quite a lot of clever ideas. But how can you be sure that I won't resist when I'm awake?

I'm not sure...Xu Jinde still had a grin on his face, looking quite indifferent: I have to take a gamble after all!

Dong Mengxiang seemed to be touched and asked playfully: How many times have you won?

Xu Jinde put his hand on Dong Mengxiang's lower body and said: "We just won the last hand... so... now... let's shuffle the cards and play another round..."

Hehe... Hehe... Dong Mengxiang couldn't bear the itch and dodged: Hehe... Hehe... Don't... Don't... tickle me...

So, another two-player mahjong game began!