Wedding Gift (Adult novel adapted from anime)

"Ding Dong..."

"Sister-in-law! Why are you here?" I opened the door.

"Hmph... You don't welcome me?"

"No...how could that be...Sister-in-law, tomorrow I..."

My sister-in-law interrupted me, "Hey... I know you're getting married tomorrow... the bride won't be picked up until tomorrow..."

She walked into the house and looked around. "After all these years, the house hasn't changed at all..."

I scratched my head, "Yeah, it was originally... well, it's still the same..."

"Are mom and dad okay?" asked my sister-in-law.

"Hmm...sister-in-law, why are you..."

My sister-in-law turned around, put her index finger against my mouth, and said with a smile: "Don't ask... I came here specifically to see you..."

She rubbed into my arms and whispered, "Go to bed..."

"sister in law!"

"I told you to come, so come! Come quickly..." My sister-in-law twisted her waist and ran into the inner room, then stuck out her pretty face and waved at me, "Come quickly... There is a "wedding gift" for you..."

I looked at my sister-in-law, with so many thoughts in my mind...

4 years ago.

On a muddy road, I got out of the car in the drizzle and opened the hood of the car. "Fuck you! Don't make things difficult for me today!" I cursed and concentrated on finding the cause of the car's breakdown.

"Fuck! The wire is loose!" I twisted the wire on the engine with my backhand, fumbling to connect it little by little, and it lit up with a "boom".

"Fuchun! Fuchun! Are you ready? The bride is waiting!" The second brother stuck his head out of the car and shouted anxiously.

"Here I come! Here I come!" I got into the car, stepped on the accelerator, and the car started, "Let's go, you coffin man!"

"Fuchun!" My second brother glared at me, "Don't keep talking about coffins... coffins all the time! Don't you see what day it is today? Say something auspicious!"

"Hey! Stick out your dick!" I shouted loudly.

My second brother slapped me on the forehead and said, "You're so thick! You should say 'stand your dick straight!'"

"Hahaha..." There was laughter in the car. Today is a happy day. My eldest brother "Qingchun" is getting married!

In order to save face for my brother, I ran to the county car dealership early in the morning to borrow this small car. In the countryside, it is already a great thing to have a small car to pick up the bride.

My name is "Fuchun". I grew up in the countryside. There are five people in my family, my parents and two older brothers. My eldest brother is Qingchun and my second brother is Fengchun.

The three of us brothers grew up together and had a very good relationship. My eldest brother loved reading and was smart. He was admitted to a university in the city through self-study and became a legend in the village. However, our family was poor and had no spare money. In order to save money for my eldest brother's tuition, my second brother and I went to work in the county auto repair shop to earn money.

The year before last, my eldest brother graduated from school and found a good job in the city. He said that once his job is stable, he would take us two brothers to develop in the city together, hey! We all look forward to this day coming sooner.

According to today's schedule, we will go to the county hotel to pick up the bride first. My sister-in-law is from the city and will stay there temporarily before the wedding.

Speaking of my sister-in-law, she was a classmate my eldest brother met when he was studying in the city. Her name was "Yan Ruxue". I said that the name was really nice, a bit like the fairies in martial arts novels. My eldest brother said that when my sister-in-law was in school, everyone called her... something... something... "school beauty". I haven't been to school, so I don't know what it means specifically, but it sounds pretty cool anyway.

Along the way, I was driving and humming a little tune, "Pairs of ducks, pairs of geese, pairs of furry eyes looking at my brother..."

The eldest brother continued: "The little sister looked at her brother with affection, and the brother felt that the little sister was closer to him..."

When I was a child, I often heard the bachelors in the village humming this tune. When I grew up, I learned it and understood the secret of the tune. Whenever it was late at night and I felt lonely, I would sing a few lines of the tune. When I sang to a moving part, I would reach into my crotch and dig a few times to soothe my empty soul.

"Hey! Big brother, when can we get a wife from the city like you?" the second brother sighed.

The eldest brother stopped the music and said, "When my job in the city is stable, I will take you over."

"Brother! Do you think that if I go to the city, can I also marry a city wife?" the second brother asked expectantly.

"Then you have to date her first."

"Love? What is love?" My second brother and I had never been to the city, so we obviously didn't understand the meaning of this new word.

Seeing that we really didn't understand, my elder brother explained, "Dating means talking about love, winning the favor of a girl, making her like you, and then you will have a chance to marry her."

The second brother still didn't quite understand. It seemed that it was really hard to understand without personal experience. He stroked the back of his head and said, "Oh! It turns out that it's really complicated. Women in the city are troublesome. What's the point of having a relationship? In our village, as long as you prepare enough gift money for the matchmaker, you are guaranteed to get a big-butt woman!"

"Hahaha..." The eldest brother laughed and said, "Silly boy, love is not just about giving gifts and money. Anyway, you will understand once you get into the city... Oh! We're here, Fuchun, it's that small building." The eldest brother pointed to a building in front and shouted excitedly.

I drove over and saw that the downstairs was already full of people, mostly relatives and friends of the bride.

"Here they come! Here they come! They are coming!" a burst of joyful shouts.

"Crack, crack, crack!" firecrackers exploded immediately.

I parked the car and my brother couldn't wait to get out. He held flowers in his hands and walked towards the crowd with a smile on his face.

Surrounded by everyone, we went upstairs to pick up the bride.

Arriving at the door, the eldest brother rang the doorbell, and the women inside began to shout, "Hold the door! Hold the door! Don't let them in!"

The eldest brother shouted, "Wife! Wife! It's me! Open the door! I'm here to pick you up!"

The woman inside shouted, "It's not that easy to open the door, block the door! Block the door!"

I took out the red envelope from my pocket and handed it to my eldest brother. He stuffed it into the crack of the door. People inside rushed to grab it. My eldest brother continued to shout, "Wife! Open the door!"

There was a commotion inside, and the women still refused to give in. We also made a commotion here. My second brother took the lead and started banging on the door. The men pushed the door with all their strength, and the women held the door with all their strength. The situation was deadlocked and everyone was shouting.

"Groom! Groom!"

"Hey!" The eldest brother shouted in agreement and continued to hand over the red envelopes.

The woman shouted loudly: "The bride has given you a question! Only if you answer it correctly will you be allowed in! If you answer it wrong, don't even think about entering the house!"

"What's the topic?"

"Where did you kiss for the first time?" the woman asked, laughing.

The eldest brother thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth and replied, "On the bed!"

"Hahaha!" Laughter broke out again all around.

Taking advantage of the women's carelessness, the men exerted all their strength and pushed the door open with a bang!

"My wife!" The eldest brother held up the flowers and rushed in at a speed.

The sister-in-law stood up with a red face, walked to the eldest brother's side, and punched him, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Hehe..." The eldest brother shamelessly kissed his sister-in-law hard on the pink face.

After my eldest brother and the bride paid their respects to their parents, they carried the bride into the car, and amid the sound of firecrackers, we left the county town and returned to the countryside.

Two hours later, we arrived at the entrance of the village. The sky had cleared up and the sun was shining brightly, surrounded by lush green vegetable fields.

"The bride is here! The bride is here!" someone shouted excitedly. Then, a crowd of people were standing at the entrance of the village, all of them coming to watch the fun.

Our village is a well-known bachelor village. Due to poverty, most men cannot get married. To put it bluntly, they can’t even support themselves, so how can they talk about getting married? Whenever the matchmaker passed by our village, she never even looked at us.

But today is amazing, the village actually welcomed a daughter-in-law from the city, a beautiful girl! It’s definitely not as good as the rough girls in the countryside! The bachelors in the village became extremely envious when they heard this and were just waiting to see this scene!

As soon as our car arrived, the crowd immediately burst into thunderous shouts. The men in the village rushed over and surrounded us as if they were grabbing food. The car windows were slamming so hard that they made a loud "bang bang" sound. We were really afraid that they would break!

I rolled down the window and yelled, "Stop tapping on the window! Hey! I'm talking to you!"

The second brother took out a few red envelopes from his pocket and threw them out of the car. With a "wow" sound, the crowd cheered and scrambled to grab the red envelopes on the ground.

The eldest brother hugged his sister-in-law, his face full of happiness.

My sister-in-law had never seen such a scene before. She looked at it in surprise and laughed.

When the car arrived at the door of the house, I saw red banners all over, lanterns hanging high, and two rows of firecrackers lined up neatly. The arrangement was very festive.

Uncles, aunts, uncles, relatives, neighbors... all stood at the door to greet us.

"Set off the firecrackers!" my uncle gave an order, and four or five people rushed forward to light them. "Bang, bang, bang!" The sound shook the earth.

The eldest brother opened the door and got out of the car, squatting down. According to local customs, he had to carry his sister-in-law on his back to enter the house.

My sister-in-law got out of the car, spread her legs and straddled my eldest brother's back. She was wearing a bright red cheongsam with a high slit skirt, revealing her two white and tender thighs. My sister-in-law used her hands to fiddle with the skirt, trying to cover some of her exposed thighs, but it didn't work after several attempts, so she had to ask my eldest brother to use his hands to cover it for her.

The guys watched with eyes hot and hearts beating fast, and exclaimed in admiration, it seemed that their trip was well worth it.

My eldest brother walked in front, and my second brother and I followed behind. My sister-in-law's butt was sitting on my eldest brother's hand, facing my sight. My sister-in-law's butt was round and raised, with a faint groove in the middle. "Huh..." I suddenly felt my crotch swell up.

Suddenly, a little kid popped out from nowhere and slapped my sister-in-law on the butt. My sister-in-law trembled and screamed in fear. My brother turned around hurriedly and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing... nothing..." said my sister-in-law blushing.

The bachelors around saw it clearly and looked at the escaping kid with envy.

"Fuck! You little bastard! I'll nail you to the coffin!" I rushed after him angrily.

The brother-in-law was quick-witted and slapped the little brat hard on the face with his palm, causing him to scream in pain! The running little brat fell on his back, rolled on the ground and burst into tears! My scalp tingled when I saw it. My brother-in-law's iron sand palm was extraordinary. His moves were as fast as lightning, and his moves would bring out screams. It could be said that he was hit by the palm and tears were shed. I was hit by it many times when I was a child.

My brother-in-law calmly put his hands behind his back and nodded at me. I glanced at the child with bruises on the ground and forced a smile at my uncle...

The eldest brother carried his sister-in-law across the porch, "Oh, Qingchun, my shoe fell off..." He saw his sister-in-law's small bare foot in flesh-colored stockings dangling in the air, with a row of toes shyly curled up.

"Fuchun! Find shoes for your sister-in-law!" my eldest brother called me.

"Here are the shoes!" A villager came over and took a closer look. It was Da Liu, a man in his 40s, a representative old gangster and bachelor in the village.

I reached out to take it, but Da Liu didn't give it to me. He walked straight to the bride's feet, and without asking my sister-in-law for permission, he stretched out his hand and touched my sister-in-law's tender feet. My sister-in-law subconsciously retracted her feet, "Hey! Big sister! Don't hide! I'll put your shoes on for you!"

The elder brother also knew Liu's character, but he did not get angry. He smiled and said, "Thank you!"

The sister-in-law stretched out her foot timidly, and Da Liu grabbed it. "Hmm..." The sister-in-law frowned slightly, trying to hold it back. Da Liu had a lewd smile on his face. He held the sister-in-law's tender feet with one hairy hand, and with the other hand he put the small shoes on the sister-in-law's feet, praising her, "The big sister's feet are so tender..."

My sister-in-law was so embarrassed that she didn't know how to answer. It was in broad daylight and she couldn't bear it any longer! I patted my second brother on the shoulder, intending to go forward and take down Liu, but my second brother didn't react. He stared at my sister-in-law's feet, infatuated...

Liu helped his sister-in-law put on her shoes. Seeing that there were many people around today, he didn't dare to act rashly. He patted his elder brother on the shoulder and said, "Qingchun, remember this! Today, Liu is the first to do this! You must let the bride toast me later! Do you hear me?"

"Hey! Okay! I'll toast you right away! I'll toast you right away!" The eldest brother agreed. He was a scholar and was very easy to talk to everyone. He would not bother with hooligans.

I'm not as fertile as my eldest brother. I cursed Da Liu in my heart, "You bastard, did we invite you to the banquet today?" I'll kick you out in a moment!

Walking into the inner room, my parents were sitting upright on chairs with two cushions in front of them. The master of ceremonies was standing by waiting, and the villagers were standing at the door watching.

The eldest brother put his sister-in-law down, and the two of them bowed three times, and finally knelt down to offer tea to their parents.

"I say! Is that the end?" shouted a bystander.

"That's right! A bride from the city should also perform some city rituals! Don't you agree?"

"Yes! Yes, yes!" Several people responded at the same time, making a lot of noise.

The master of ceremonies stood up and raised his hands to signal everyone to be quiet. He smiled and said, "Okay! Okay! Let me hear your opinions. What do you think we should do with the groom?"

"Kiss! City people always kiss each other when they get married for everyone to see, don't you think?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" the crowd shouted excitedly.

The eldest brother helped his sister-in-law to stand up, "Come on! Xue'er, give them a kiss to see."

My sister-in-law turned her face to the side, lowered her head, and looked shy.

The eldest brother smiled and hugged his sister-in-law, leaned over to kiss her intimately.

"Oh!" Thunderous cheers broke out all around.

Several bachelors looked at them greedily, licking their lips and rolling their tongues, eager to try...

The eldest brother let go of his sister-in-law, his face filled with happiness. His sister-in-law's face turned rosy, and she looked at her eldest brother affectionately, and their hearts melted together.

The eldest brother and his wife picked up their teacups and knelt down.

My mother took the tea from my sister-in-law and asked cheerfully, "When can I hold my grandson?"

"Hahaha..." Everyone around laughed, "If you want to have a grandson, you have to ask Qingchun to do his best!"

"Haha..." Everyone burst into laughter again, making my sister-in-law's face turn red.

After the ceremony, the crowd swarmed to the backyard, which was filled with dozens of tables for drinking. According to the custom in the countryside, they feasted for three days.

Everyone took their seats one by one, but there were dozens of extra people who had not been seated. Most of those guys came uninvited, either to get a free meal or to see the bride. Big Liu was the most hateful. He occupied a relative's seat and refused to leave. Seeing this, I was about to step forward to argue with him, but my brother stopped me and said, "Don't bother with them. We are all from the same village anyway. It doesn't matter. Just be happy!" So I ordered people to bring chairs and stools for them to squeeze into the table so that they could eat the food and drink the wine.

"Serve the wine and food!" A long shout brought out a group of aunties and grandmas carrying wine and food. Most of them were women from the neighborhood who came to help out this morning.

The dishes were served and everyone started to eat. Country people have no order and will definitely make trouble once they drink. It is common for them to overturn tables and chairs. So my second brother and I didn’t have time to eat. We found a few strong young men to watch the place. Anyone who got drunk and made trouble would be carried out first.

The yard was really lively. You toasted me a glass and I returned yours. We ate and drank happily, as if it was New Year's Day.

After a while, someone raised his glass and shouted, "Where's the groom?"

"Yes! The bride is here! We should toast her!" Another person immediately followed suit.

I walked forward and said with a smile, "Don't be impatient, eat first! The bride is putting on makeup, she will be here soon!"

Before I could finish my words, someone pointed behind me and shouted excitedly: "Here they come! Here they come! They are coming!" I turned around and saw my eldest brother coming out with his sister-in-law.

My brother changed into a suit, stood straight, and looked very handsome.

My sister-in-law changed her hairstyle, with long curly hair falling down her shoulders. Her little face was pretty and charming, and her two big black eyes were blinking at us. We were so excited that our hearts were beating fast. The bachelors below, including me, all dreamed of being the groom and marrying such a young wife!

My sister-in-law was wearing a golden long dress, which was radiant. The dress was tight and fitted, outlining her exquisite figure. There was a big opening at the neckline of the dress, which went deep to her chest. Half of her round and white breasts were exposed and squeezed out. We were all stunned.

"Oh my...the bride is not wearing any clothes..." shouted an ignorant villager.

"What the hell are you talking about? This is called an evening dress!" Another villager with a little more knowledge immediately retorted.

"Who are you scolding?"

"I'm calling you an uneducated bastard!"

"Fuck, you are educated, why don't you buy a piece of this dress for your wife to wear! Oh... do you have a wife?"

"Hahaha..." the crowd burst into laughter.

"Fuck you, you donkey!" The person who was laughed at picked up a bench and was about to rush over to take revenge, but was stopped by us.

The eldest brother signaled for everyone to be quiet, and then began to say something like "Thank you elders, relatives, neighbors, and friends for taking care of us."

Everyone listened carefully to these polite words and no one interrupted. When he spoke of something touching, everyone nodded together.

The village chief also came and gave a speech: "I am very excited today. It has been many years since we had a wedding in our village!

Twenty years ago! Maybe more than 20 years! I remember when I held a banquet... "

The audience laughed, but their laughter was very sad...

The village chief looked at the eldest brother and continued, "Qingchun is great. This is the first happy event in our bachelor village in more than 20 years! And he married a city girl, which brings honor to our bachelor village! OK... OK... Everyone be quiet, let me finish what I say. Qingchun is the first and only college student in our village. Now he has graduated and is earning the money of city people. He is the pride of our entire village. You young people should not lag behind and learn from Qingchun! Do you hear me! Let's try to add more happy events like this to our bachelor village!" After the village chief finished speaking, there was thunderous applause from the audience.

The eldest brother signaled to start toasting, but was stopped by a villager: "Groom! You haven't let the bride introduce herself to us yet!"

The eldest brother thought so too and said with a smile, "Okay, then I'll let the bride say a few words as well."

My sister-in-law took a step forward with my eldest brother in her arms. The men came closer with sharp eyes, looking straight into my sister-in-law's chest. My sister-in-law protected her collar with one hand, her face blushing, and she looked back at my eldest brother. I saw that my sister-in-law looked like she had fallen into a wolf's den. My eldest brother comforted her: "Just say a few words..."

My sister-in-law spoke in a sweet voice: "We are so glad that everyone can come to our wedding... Well... Speaking of our story... It was when..." She told everyone the story of how she met my eldest brother and how she came to marry him.

But the bachelors below didn't care at all. Who cares about such trivial matters? They can't be the male protagonist. They only care about one thing, that is, the plump chest of the young lady in front of them. They hope that she can put her hands down for a while when she talks...

The eldest brother also saw what the villagers were thinking, but he did not interrupt his sister-in-law...

"Well! Thank you everyone..." my sister-in-law finished speaking.

I led the applause, and the audience followed suit and clapped randomly, but there were so many people that the applause was thunderous. The bride bowed to express her gratitude.

The sister-in-law placed her hands flat on both sides, bent down, and suddenly her collar opened wide, two drooping breasts dangling in the air, almost showing everything. "Oh my!" The eyes of the bachelors rolled into the bride's collar like a tide, squeezed into the cleavage, and wandered between the pair of big breasts. They made strange "ah-ah" sounds in their mouths, and some whistled. Several older bachelors almost fainted, holding their crotches and tears streaming down their faces...

My sister-in-law came to her senses when she heard the whistle. She hurriedly covered her chest with her hands and her face turned red.

The eldest brother grabbed his sister-in-law, walked to the front, raised his hands and shouted, "Drink! Drink! Don't be polite, everyone! Eat happily!" The atmosphere was pushed to a climax again!

The toasting began.

Speaking of toasting, there is nothing special about it, but it has a slightly different meaning in our village. The village is poor, and people who come to the wedding cannot afford to give gifts, let alone decent gifts. Therefore, toasting has become a way to express blessings, commonly known as "wedding wine gift."

"Qingchun! Come, come!" Several elders called the eldest brother affectionately, holding their wine glasses.

My eldest brother and the bride went over to toast, and my second brother and I followed behind. According to etiquette, the elders should toast first. My eldest brother was holding a bottle of Lao Baigan, which was a special kind of liquor we had prepared for him earlier - water.

Several of us came forward, my eldest brother filled his and the bride's glasses, I poured real wine for the elders, they drank one by one, my eldest brother-in-law was so happy that he drank three glasses in a row. As the saying goes, an uncle is like a real father, my eldest brother-in-law is really happy to see his nephew get married and start a family. Just now, he saw the naughty kid teasing the bride, no matter whose kid he was, he slapped him without mercy, who told him to be blind...

We walked past 5 tables in a row, and the drinking went smoothly. The eldest brother changed 2 bottles of wine in his hand, both of which were boiled water prepared in advance. But this boiled water was not so delicious. The eldest brother stroked his lower abdomen and shook his head and said, "I am dying of drinking..."

I took a step forward and whispered in my brother's ear, "Brother, can I help you now?"

The eldest brother waved his hands and said, "We are all elders, it's okay if we can't get along. I can still stand it!"

My sister-in-law said with concern: "Qingchun, you have been blocking for me in front, let me drink later... There are so many people here, and you can't drink so much water at once, this won't work..."

The eldest brother insisted, "It's okay... The elders all know that you are a girl from the city and you can't drink much, but I'm different. They all watched me grow up, so I must drink! There are only a few tables left. After the elders have finished toasting, let the best man go next!"

We continued to move forward and toasted each table. My parents came over and helped us out. As soon as my eldest brother-in-law finished drinking, he immediately became one of us and came over to help toast the people below. Only then did my eldest brother feel relieved.

After toasting the relatives, the next round comes friends, neighbors, childhood friends, and some bachelors who have sneaked in earlier. They have been eyeing the bride and groom eagerly to toast them.

Don't think you can fool these people with water, because they will pour their own wine for you and drink from the cups with you. If they find out that you are cheating, the punishment will be even more severe!

"It's time to get serious. Maids of honor, step back. Best men, pay attention! First group of death squad, you, you, you, come on!"

I waved my hand, and three burly groomsmen rushed up aggressively with wine glasses in hand. My second brother and I followed behind them.

The eldest brother came back from the toilet and emptied his stomach full of cold water. He and his sister-in-law walked to the back of the line.

What follows is a fierce battle. The villagers drink without restraint, but they are eager to give you gifts, as if the more they drink with you, the more generous they appear. So they get you drunk like crazy until you can't get up!

The wine is all pure sorghum seeds, which is almost the same as alcohol. People who can't drink much will pass out after drinking it. People who can drink well will be even more terrible. They will feel dizzy after drinking it, but they still think they are not drunk. If they drink two more bottles, they will never wake up again afterwards...

The three groomsmen took the lead. They drank with the one who shouted the most at the table. It was hard to tell who was the best. The groomsmen were all carefully selected by me. They usually liked to drink old wine. One or two catties was like a passing cloud, and three or four catties stood up.

I promised them that I would give each of them a 50 yuan gift afterwards. When they saw that there was wine to drink and money to be made, they cheered and signed up to participate.

"Come on! I want to fuck the bride!" a drunk man with half-closed eyes shouted at us.

"Hmph..." the best man sneered, "Finish my cup, then you can accompany the bride..." As he said that, he tilted his head back and drank half the cup.

The drunk was not sincere and poured the wine into his mouth from the cup. With a plop, he fell down along with the cup.

We walked past 5 tables, and the first group of suicide squad were all "killed". I waved my hand again, and the other three groomsmen rushed up like a hot knife through butter. They had been waiting for a long time and almost couldn't help asking for wine.

The three groomsmen went up and started drinking heavily, but this time we were unlucky, all we encountered were wine jars. After only three tables, the groomsmen all passed out.

Hold! How can you be so fragile! But no matter how much I hated it, there was nothing I could do. I waved my hand one last time, and all the remaining groomsmen came up, a total of 5 people. My eldest brother stopped me and said, "This won't work. There are too many tables! We need to think of another way."

I counted and there were indeed more than 20 tables behind. This is a difficult situation! I couldn't come up with an idea for a moment, and I thought of my second brother. He usually has a lot of clever ideas, so why didn't he say anything at this critical moment?

Looking back, I saw that my second brother looked like a lost soul. His heart was completely on my sister-in-law and his eyes were fixed on her. Well, I sighed in my heart. Actually, I wanted to see that too! My second brother and I are twins. My second brother is less than two years younger than my eldest brother. At our age, we are also thinking about women. Now that such a beautiful bride is by our side, how can we not be itchy!

Seeing that the three of us couldn't come up with a solution, my sister-in-law suggested, "Qingchun, how about this? Use the water we just used to mix some white wine, and I'll drink with them. These people will definitely not be able to tell that I mixed water in the wine after smelling the wine. I'm a woman, they won't be able to exchange cups with me, and I can't drink much, so you can ask for three cups in exchange for one cup. They will definitely not make things difficult for me..."

"Sister-in-law, what you said makes sense!" I praised.

The eldest brother was reluctant to let go, but his sister-in-law comforted him, "It's okay... I drank real wine when I was a bridesmaid for my friend two years ago, let alone this fake wine..."

The eldest brother glanced at the table of people waiting for a toast and said through gritted teeth, "Wife, let me do it your way first! If it doesn't work, I'll just go for it today! At worst, I'll just sleep for three days!"

After everyone had discussed it, they started to act. We walked to the next table, and my sister-in-law and eldest brother stepped forward and drank the first glass as usual.

Almost at the same time, a man jumped out and asked for a toast.

As planned, my sister-in-law came out, and we gathered around her to protect her. My sister-in-law smiled and said to the man, "Thank you for coming to the wedding, brother. I'll drink with you..."

The man didn't expect the bride to come to him on her own initiative, and he was overjoyed and wanted to pour wine for his sister-in-law. I was quick and poured the wine into her glass before he did. The man hesitated, looked at the wine and said, "The bride is so kind... Could it be..."

My sister-in-law brought the wine glass closer to him and said, "How about we switch?"

"Hey... how can this be possible... the bride drank from her mouth... if I switch with you, wouldn't it be... hahaha..." The man was licking his lips, and his nose was not idle either, sniffing at his sister-in-law's wine glass, "Hey..."

He smiled, and the cup was filled with alcohol.

My sister-in-law said generously: "Then I'll drink it..." She tilted her head back and drank the whole glass.

"Good! A heroine!" Cheers came from all around.

The man raised his head and was about to drink, but was stopped by his sister-in-law, "It's not fair for you to drink like this... I'm a woman, and..."

The man interrupted his sister-in-law, patted his chest and said generously: "Okay! Bride, what do you say?"

The sister-in-law smiled and raised three fingers to the man, "One cup for three cups..."

The man then realized it was a trap! But it was too late to regret, as the bride had already drunk it all. He raised the cup helplessly and drank three cups in a row. His legs went weak and he actually sat down, "Hahaha..." Everyone around him burst into laughter. His sister-in-law's beauty trap worked!

My sister-in-law looked back at us with a smile, and I gave her a thumbs up.

The people behind saw how powerful my sister-in-law was and didn't dare to act rashly. Three cups of Lao Baigan are like a grenade. If you pour it into your stomach, it will explode your stomach.

But in this world, there is a group of people who dare to fight, dare to kill, and dare to die. They hold up the banner of "die under the peony flowers, and be a romantic ghost", and rush towards my sister-in-law regardless of everything.

We fought all the way, my sister-in-law took the lead and knocked down a group of people. Five groomsmen and some desperate people died one after another. We stepped over 10 tables, and there were "drunk corpses" all over the ground. Now there are only four people left: my eldest brother, me, my second brother, and my sister-in-law.

My sister-in-law held her waist. She had already drunk more than three bottles of boiled water and was a little unable to hold on.

"Xue'er, stop drinking. There are still 10 tables for me to serve..." the eldest brother said with concern.

"It's okay, I want to go to the bathroom, wait for me for a moment..."

"I'll accompany you..." The eldest brother helped his sister-in-law to the bathroom.

But after taking a few steps, someone grabbed the eldest brother's hand and asked, "Hey! Bride and groom, where are you going?" He turned around and saw it was Liu Da.

"Oh...Da Liu...let's go wash our hands and we'll toast to you when we come back!" The eldest brother explained with a smile.

"Hey! Why wash your hands? You can wash them after you finish this drink! I've been waiting for you from the beginning until now, and now you're here and you have to leave... It's too..." Several young men around Liu Da raised their glasses and gathered around him.

They trapped us in the middle with great momentum.

The eldest brother raised his glass and said politely, "Then I'll drink with everyone first..." Then he turned to me and said, "Fuchun, accompany Xue'er to the bathroom."

I nodded and agreed, and took my sister-in-law to the toilet.

"Okay!" Big Liu didn't stop him and raised his glass to his elder brother.

The sister-in-law walked halfway and turned back, feeling uneasy, "Fuchun, let's go back..."

"Hey...bride, you're back so soon?"

My sister-in-law took a deep breath and said, "It's not too late to finish drinking with you..."

At this time, I was really worried that my sister-in-law would get suffocated.

"Hahaha!" Da Liu shouted happily, "The bride is straightforward, let's talk about the rules! How do we drink this wine?"

"It's the same as always. I'll give you three cups for one."

"Haha... OK!" Da Liu took a bottle of wine from behind him. "Since the bride is so straightforward, we men can't be timid. How about this! We will directly exchange three bottles for your one bottle. How about it? Let's drink it in one gulp!

We'll let you go after you finish drinking! No hesitation! "

"Let me do it!" The eldest brother protected his sister-in-law.

"Okay! It's even better if the groom comes! But the rules are different! We men have to drink bottle after bottle, and we have to drink three bottles in a row!" Da Liu said this to his sister-in-law. I really suspect that this bastard wanted to embarrass his sister-in-law on purpose! Why does my eldest brother drink at his wedding? It's like going to the execution ground for him.

My sister-in-law squeezed past my eldest brother and said to me, "Fuchun, give me some wine..."

I took out a wine bottle filled with boiled water, pretended to pry open the lid, and handed it to my sister-in-law.

Liu did not doubt it and said directly, "Then the bride should come first, or?"

The sister-in-law repeatedly said to Liu: "We agreed to only give one bottle! Don't cheat me!"

"Don't worry, bride! A man's words never go back on their word!" said Liu Da righteously.

My sister-in-law thought for a moment and said, "Then you go first..."

My sister-in-law is such a smart person. The character of Liu Da's grandson is really worrying.

"Okay! Then I'll drink first to show my respect!" Da Liu said, tilting his head back, and the bottle of wine quickly emptied...

"Come again!" Sister-in-law didn't want to give Liu any chance to breathe.

Da Liu picked up another bottle and drank it down in one gulp.

I was stunned. This was pure sorghum seeds! Drinking like this is no different from committing suicide, but the Liu in front of him remained calm and drank two bottles in a row. When did this bastard develop such a high alcohol tolerance?

Soon, Liu finished the third bottle and burped loudly. His mouth was full of alcohol, which made us quickly avoid him.

It was my sister-in-law's turn next. "Xue'er! Let me do it... let me do it..." The eldest brother snatched the wine from my sister-in-law's hand.

"Hey! Groom, there's plenty of wine here, why bother snatching it from the bride..." Big Liu shook and stuffed a bottle of real sorghum into his eldest brother's hand.

"Don't!" my sister-in-law said anxiously. I listened to her and snatched the bottle of wine from my brother's hand.

My sister-in-law opened the bottle cap, tilted her head back, and the cold water poured down her throat...

My eldest brother looked at my sister-in-law with concern, and I was worried about her, fearing that she would upset her stomach.

"Woo woo..." My sister-in-law had to stop to rest halfway through drinking. She was so bloated that she felt nauseous in her mouth and vomited some clear water.

"Hey...bride, we agreed to drink it in one gulp..." Da Liu was looking for trouble.

"Yes! Yes! This doesn't count!" the people around him cheered.

I said angrily in my heart, oh! Will it ever end? Don't make me angry...

The sister-in-law ignored Da Liu and continued drinking, "Gudong...Gudong..." The sister-in-law's throat moved up and down, and her chest rose and fell. She protected her collar to prevent the perverts from taking the opportunity to peek.

Suddenly, my sister-in-law threw down the wine bottle, covered her buttocks, and stared around with shame and anger on her face.

"What's wrong?" the eldest brother asked nervously.

Big Liu smiled evilly, "Any questions?"

My sister-in-law opened her mouth, but then gritted her teeth and said nothing. She covered her butt with her hands and continued drinking.

As soon as my sister-in-law picked up the bottle, she saw a hairy hand pinching her breasts. Her round breasts were instantly deformed. "Woo woo..." My sister-in-law hurriedly shook off the man's hairy hand. She was furious and wanted to lose her temper, but in the end she forced herself to hold it back, still for the sake of my eldest brother's face...

Now that's good. When the men saw that the sister-in-law did not resist, they thought they had an opportunity. They swarmed over the bride and started to take advantage of her. You grabbed her breasts, I pinched her butt. The men at the back who didn't get the advantage pushed forward, and the crowd became chaotic!

The eldest brother stepped forward and pressed against his sister-in-law's back to protect the bride's butt from being attacked. He realized now that these bachelors were coming for the bride, but it was too late now. The bachelors were all drunk and had bad tempers. If you get angry now, there will definitely be a fight, and the wedding will become a farce...

The poor sister-in-law struggled and convulsed between the men's hairy hands. Almost all the important parts of her body were touched...

There was only a little water left in the bottle, and the sister-in-law wanted to drink it all in one breath to quickly get rid of these bastards, so she gathered her strength and tilted her neck back...

At the same time, a big man finally squeezed up from behind. He couldn't wait to reach out to touch his sister-in-law's chest, but he was tripped and his hand pressed on his sister-in-law's lower abdomen.

My sister-in-law was caught off guard and squirted out more than half a mouthful of water. What was even more embarrassing was that she had urinary incontinence... The incontinence of urine soaked her skirt...

My sister-in-law's pretty face flushed, her expression painful, she covered her lower abdomen with her hands, her legs pressed together, and a wet mark appeared between her crotch...

My sister-in-law lowered her head to look at her lower body, smashed the wine bottle in anger, used all her strength to push away the people around her, and ran away.

Everyone was having so much fun that they didn't realize what was going on. What was going on?

"Xue'er!" the eldest brother called out. His sister-in-law didn't look back. The eldest brother wanted to follow her, but was stopped by Liu Da. "Groom, let's have two more drinks!"

"Okay! Okay!" My eldest brother couldn't get away, so he turned around and called me, "Fuchun, go see your sister-in-law!"

"I'll go too!" the second brother replied.

"Both of you go! Ask your sister-in-law to come over later! Hurry up!"

"Hey!" We both responded and ran to chase my sister-in-law.

"There!" I followed the direction my second brother pointed and saw my sister-in-law. There were many people in front of her. My sister-in-law was pushed around. A drunk man even twisted her wrist and asked her to drink with him. My sister-in-law struggled to escape, and her skirt became more and more wet...

"Fuck! It's Er Gouzi, this son of a bitch, he's always acting like a jerk! Today he's acting wild, kill him!"

The second brother waved his hand and rushed forward.

I didn't hesitate and ran forward. My second brother and I started beating Ergouzi up with fists and kicks, until the guy was left with a mess.

"Hey! Why are you hitting people?" asked my sister-in-law in surprise.

"It's okay! This kid is itchy and likes to be beaten when he drinks. Isn't it Ergouzi?" The second brother shouted loudly.

Ergouzi rolled on the ground with his head in his hands, begging for mercy: "Hey! Hey! Stop hitting me..." It seems that this guy was sobered up by our beating.

I kicked Er Gouzi's face twice again and joked, "Sister-in-law, you don't know, this idiot gets itchy all over his body when he drinks sorghum flower seeds. If you don't beat him up, he'll be unhappy! Look at this kid lying on the ground now, how comfortable he is! Isn't that right, Er Gouzi?"

“Hey! Yes… yes…”

My sister-in-law shook her head, looking speechless. Today's wedding really opened her eyes.

After many twists and turns, we were finally about to break out of the encirclement, but halfway through, my brother-in-law showed up and said, "Hey! Hey! You...you..." My brother-in-law tilted his neck, unable to tell the directions, and said with a breath of alcohol: "Come...come...sister, come..." He waved to my sister-in-law.

"Sister-in-law! My brother-in-law is drunk! Ignore him!"

My sister-in-law didn't listen to me. She respected her elders. She walked up to my brother-in-law and said with a smile, "Brother-in-law, I'll toast you when I come back..."

"Ah! What..." The brother-in-law thought that the sister-in-law came over to toast him, and grabbed her little hand, "Come! Sister! Accompany your brother-in-law more...more...more...drink...drink...wuwu..." The brother-in-law's voice was unclear, and it was completely incomprehensible what he was mumbling.

"Ah... Brother-in-law... Brother-in-law... wait... a while... okay?" The sister-in-law said in embarrassment.

Dry! I told him to ignore it and then ran over to try to persuade him.

"Hey! Qingchun! You are here too! Come... come... together!" My brother-in-law actually treated me as his elder brother and asked my sister-in-law and me to drink.

During the struggle, the sister-in-law's face became more and more ugly, and she became hesitant and anxious. She wanted to break free from her brother-in-law's hand, but she failed after trying several times. Suddenly, her whole body trembled violently, and her legs clamped together subconsciously, "No!" The sister-in-law's skirt was wet, and a puddle of clear water accumulated on the ground. The sister-in-law no longer cared about etiquette, and she shook off her brother-in-law with force and ran away quickly...

After finally getting rid of my brother-in-law, I hurried to the back room to look for my sister-in-law. Did she find the toilet?