The Lustful Champion of the Song Dynasty (Martial Arts Science Fiction Adult Novel)

It is said that after the founding of the Song Dynasty, military power was given up over a cup of wine, and the trend of emphasizing culture over military affairs swept the court and the country. The court issued policy decrees, set up many bachelor's degree examinations, and held palace examinations in academic and technical subjects in spring and autumn. The emperor would appoint the top scorer in each subject, and confer official titles and ranks on the top three. Students from all over the country flocked to the court to take the exam. Among them, the Minister of Rites felt that the quality of folk singing girls was very high. They were good at writing, singing, poetry, dancing, playing the piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting. In order to guide the rough and vulgar temperament of the current military men and improve the quality of the prostitutes from all over the country, he petitioned Song Shenzong to select the top scholar...

In the second year of Emperor Shenzong's Zhiping reign, after passing the imperial examinations, provincial examinations, metropolitan examinations, technical examinations and formal examinations from all over the country, a total of five people passed the tests and became scholars. They were Wang Kang from Henan, Sima Xiang from Ningbo, Wang Fu from Hangzhou, Kong Ding from Qufu and Zhao Ziwen from the capital. All five were the best among the people, with both academic and technical excellence. On the day of the palace examination, Emperor Shenzong was slightly ill and unable to appoint candidates, so he issued an edict to appoint Prime Minister Wang Anshi as the chief examiner, and Ouyang Xiu, Sima Guang, Fan Zhongyan, and Lu Huiqing as examiners.

(I) The first attempt at lewdness in impromptu couplets

"Boom! The palace examination begins!" The chief examiner Wang Anshi struck the giant drum in the hall, announcing the start of the palace examination. The palace examiner Sima Guang, wearing simple official robes, walked onto the stage and announced the rules of the palace examination: "By order of the Emperor, this palace examination is divided into two tests, liberal arts and practical arts. Each test has five sub-questions. The liberal arts test requires impromptu oral answers by drawing lots, and the practical arts test requires impromptu practical exercises by drawing lots. The time is measured by an hourglass. Those who answer after the time limit or do not answer at all will be eliminated. The final winner will be selected by the Emperor as the top scorer on a day to be chosen. The second place will be the second place, and the third place will be the third place. They will all be appointed to other official positions and given official salaries. The fourth and fifth place winners will still be called scholars, but will only be awarded salaries but not official positions." After saying that, he turned around and sat back down.

"The first level of the written test: candidates must write a couplet for short sentences with erotic meanings based on the couplet dictated by the examiner. The winner is the one whose sentences contain erotic meanings and who has profound academic knowledge. The candidates are not allowed to repeat words in their previous answers. The time for responding is one hourglass, and the signal is the striking of a gong. One hourglass equals three gongs." Lu Huiqing announced the start of the first level. Wang Anshi was the chief examiner and, according to convention, he had to open the examination politely, so he stepped onto the examination platform and drew lots: "Kong Ding!" Wang Anshi drew out a bamboo stick, looked at the name engraved on it and called out the name.

"Here!" Kong Ding responded quickly and stood up.

"Okay, listen carefully... hang up lights and decorate the house to welcome early spring. The last word of the couplet must rhyme, please answer the question." Wang Anshi asked this question because he was implementing a new reform policy, which seemed to be a declaration of a new atmosphere.

Kong Ding scratched his head and said, "Well... I got it. People from near and far are coming to the city to have sex!"

"Okay, if you have any erotic thoughts, please sit down." Wang Anshi nodded and walked back.

"The next one is... Wang Fu!"

“Yes… yes, yes…” Wang Fu stood up firmly and quickly. Wang Fu thought for a moment and answered: "Open the door with joy! Haha..."

"Great, great. Please sit down!"

“…Wang Kang!”

“…Yes…Yes…” When Wang Kang saw Wang Anshi, he was so frightened that he couldn’t stand up and forgot to respond. "Okay, well... let me think about it... well..."

"Clang~ It's time for the first gong." The timekeeper shouted. "Well..." Wang Kang shook his head and thought hard. "Clang~ Two gongs!" "Well... I got it, I got it... Fire all your cannons and hit him! Hehehe..." Wang Kang breathed a sigh of relief. "This...this..." Wang Anshi turned around and looked at the other examiners.

Ouyang Xiu, the top scholar of the time, waved his hand and said, "Let's spare him this time!" The other examiners said nothing more.

"Okay, the next one is the talented scholar from the capital, Zhao Ziwen!"

Zhao Ziwen shook his sleeves and replied, "Birds and magpies gather together on the lips of the Tanhua scholar!" "Good, good...what a good Tanhua scholar's lips!" Sima Guang praised it endlessly. "Thank you, Master!" Zhao Ziwen bowed his hands to express his gratitude and called himself a disciple, and it was obvious that he was confident of winning the championship.

"Finally it's Sima Xiang!"

"The heroic lady in red is on the verge of losing her mind!" Sima Xiang said and sat down with satisfaction. "Wait, what's the lewd meaning of this couplet?" Wang Anshi asked in confusion.

Sima Xiang was about to stand up to explain, but Fan Zhongyan waved his hand to signal him to sit down. Fan Zhongyan continued, "Prime Minister, the lewd meaning of this answer can only be understood in the mind, not in the words. It means that the climax is full of desire, which is the expression of the word lewd."

"Hmm~Brother Fan, that's a brilliant idea. Okay...passed!" Wang Anshi praised Fan Zhongyan's explanation as if he had a sudden realization.

"Okay! The first round of impromptu written test is over, and all five scholars have passed. Please go to the back room to rest for a while. The second round of written test will be held in two hours. You can leave now!" Wang Anshi announced a temporary break.

The candidates and the examiners left the room one after another, leaving only the spectators to comment and whisper to each other. Some thought that "on the verge of losing consciousness" deserved the first prize, some thought that "opening the tent door" was a good choice, some thought that "straight fucking people" should be changed to "fierce fucking people" as the wording was more powerful, and some thought that "the city is full of lust" was most consistent with the theme of "waiting for early spring"... The people placed their bets one after another, and the lively and tense atmosphere in the palace was no less than that in the palace.

(II) Seven-character quatrains show strength

"Bang! The second stage of the written test begins!" As the examiners and the candidates took their seats, the examiner Wang Anshi struck the giant drum in the hall for the second time, announcing the start of the examination again.

"The second stage of the written test: seven-character quatrains. Candidates must match the following three sentences based on the first sentence dictated by the examiner. The text must have a sense of eroticism and profound learning, and must conform to the rules of Tang poetry. Words can be repeated in the previous answer, but the poetic meaning cannot be the same. The response time is one hourglass, and the sound of a gong is the signal. One hourglass equals three gongs." Lu Huiqing announced the start of the second stage.

It was Sima Guang's turn to ask questions for this round of the competition. Censor Sima shook his sleeves and stepped onto the examination platform. Since he had just submitted a letter of remonstrance the day before, criticizing Prime Minister Wang Anshi for four major shortcomings in implementing the New Deal, namely, encroaching on official power, causing trouble, pursuing profit, and refusing recommendations, and Wang Anshi had rejected the letter, Sima Guang planned to use this question to make an implicit metaphor and satirize Prime Minister Wang on the spot.

Sima Guang took out the first bamboo love list for the exam and took a look at it: "The first scholar taking the exam is... Sima Xiang!" Sima Xiang stood up and waited for Sima Guang to ask the questions.

"Listen, Mr. Sima, the scholar... The east wind is weak and the flowers are withered. Please continue the question!"

Sima Xiang fell into deep thought... "Clang~ It's time for the gong." The timekeeper struck the gong.

"Yes... the east wind is weak and the flowers are withered, the candle has turned into ashes and the tears have not dried yet, my heart will not die until I see the coffin, and I will not return until I seduce the beauty!"

"Okay, okay, that's a good sentence. If you don't seduce a beautiful woman, you won't return her. Please take a seat!" Sima Guang walked back to his seat and pulled out the second candidate.

“…Zhao Ziwen!”

"Here!" Zhao Ziwen was the second candidate and naturally had more time to think than the first Sima Xiang. He stood up and blurted out a poem: "The east wind is weak and the flowers are withered, the bright moon is covered by clouds and the stars are scattered. The beautiful woman is alone with her lustful hatred and can only blame the benefactor for being uninterested!" "Hmm~ good, the beautiful woman is alone with her lustful hatred, well done!" Sima Guang applauded frequently and the people watching the exam also praised him generously.

"The next one is... Kong Ding!"

Kong Ding fell into deep thought, seeming to be in some difficulty. In fact, the rules of the palace examination have their own advantages and disadvantages for those who answer first or last. As for the first round, although the person who answers first has less time to think than others, the words used by the person who answers later cannot be the same as those of the former. Therefore, the person who answers first has the advantage of space in the question. The same is true for the second round. The whole sentence of the person who answers later cannot be the same as that of the person who answers first, which is actually a limitation on the selection of materials.

"Clang~~The first gong has sounded!" Kong Ding didn't even stand up... "Clang~~The second gong has sounded!" Kong Ding slowly moved his body, but was still deep in thought. "Clang~~" "Got it!" As the third gong sounded, Kong Ding answered: "The east wind is weak and the flowers are withered, the clouds and rain force their way through the mountains and rivers, a pillar cuts through the silent sky, and the obscene sounds fill the passenger ship in the middle of the night!"

"Great! Clap! Clap! Clap!" The spectators applauded after hearing it.

Sima Guang turned around and looked at Fan Zhongyan, who whispered to Sima Yushi: "It is good that the clouds and rain have forced their way through the mountains and the pillars have broken the silence of the sky!"

"Next is Wang Fu!"

Wang Fu also stood up and pondered because of the limitations of the topic.

"Come on... Come on, Mr. Wang Fu... I bet you're the top scorer! Come on..." Some of the spectators shouted.

"Clang~ It's time for the gong!" "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious... Got it! The east wind is weak and the flowers are withered... Well, this... Well, this..." Sima Guang saw that something was not right and turned around and waved to the timekeeper. "Clang~ It's time for the second gong!" "Okay, okay! This time it's real... The east wind is weak and the flowers are withered, the old man is staggering as he pushes the cart, no obscene sounds can be heard on a stormy night, the slut is drunk and lying in bed with her clothes wet!" "Oh~ okay! okay! Poor slut! Haha..." The spectators couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"It's a good night without any obscene sounds!" Wang Anshi commented.

"Since the examiners have no objections, please let the last examinee answer the questions!"

Lu Huiqing called on Wang Kang to answer the question, but Wang Kang was a person who could not stand big scenes. He suddenly felt depressed and his mind went blank.

“Clang~ It’s time for the gong!” “Okay, okay, don’t rush us... The east wind is weak and the flowers are withered... This... the east wind..." Sima Guang turned around and waved to the timekeeper. “Clang~ It’s the second gong!” “Okay… okay~ Got it! This… the east wind… against the west whore… this is powerless… right…”

Seeing that Wang Kang was stalling for time, Sima Guang said, "If Mr. Wang cannot recite the entire poem in one go, I will ask you to withdraw from the competition!"

"Got it, got it. The east wind is weak and the flowers are withered. The west prostitute's trousers and shirt are wet by the flower river. I will not give up until I reach the Yellow River... Well, this..." Sima Guang waved to the timekeeper again. "Clang~~It's the third gong!" "Wait a minute! The little snake still wants to pierce the hole...what? Haha!"

Sima Guang looked back at Ouyang Xiu, but saw that Ouyang Xiu kept shaking his head. Fan Zhongyan continued, "If Wang Kang's poem is about the indomitable spirit of the flower pickers, then it has the same artistic conception as Sima Xiang's reply poem; if it is about the prostitutes in the west who cannot satisfy their desires, then it has the same artistic conception as Zhao Zi's poem; if it is about the lechers who are too old to work hard, then it has the same artistic conception as Wang Fu; if it is about the lechers who are too weak to work hard but still want to cross the mountain pass, then it has the same artistic conception as Kong Ding..."

"Also, you answered the question after the time expired, so according to the rules of this palace examination, Mr. Wang, you have been eliminated and removed from the list." Sima Guang finally announced the unanimous decision of the examiners in public.

The spectators were in an uproar. Some cried and shouted, "Wow! Damn Wang Kang! Damn Wang Kang! I invested all my savings in you! But you are such a loser. What should my family do? Woo... Woo..."

"Withdraw!" Wang Anshi was the first to leave the palace examination stage.

"Let's rest for two hours before the third round of competition. Scholar Wang Kang won't have to go to the palace again after he passes the round!" Lu Huiqing announced to everyone.

(III) Wang Kang’s clever argument aroused the echo of lust

At the moment when the palace examiner Lu Huiqing announced to everyone that scholar Wang Kang was eliminated, the spectators also started to curse Wang Kang. Most of them were old men and women who had bet their fortunes on Wang Kang to win the top spot, which made Wang Kang feel sad and apologetic.

"Wait a minute, everyone in the palace examination!" Suddenly Wang Kang walked back to the palace examination stage and shouted at the examiners who were turning around to leave. When the soldiers guarding the examination hall heard someone yelling at an important official of the imperial court, they all drew their swords and stood on guard; the people watching the examination were even more stunned, as if Wang Kang was going to cause trouble because he was unwilling to fail.

Wang Anshi stopped, waved his hand to send away the soldiers escorting him, and turned to Wang Kang and said, "Why did you, Mr. Wang, stop us from leaving?" Wang Kang lowered his voice, bowed to Wang Anshi and said, "May I ask, sir, are there any regulations on answering after the time limit or not answering after the time limit?"

"Of course! Anyone who answers after the time limit or fails to answer after the time limit will be eliminated." Lu Huiqing explained the rules of the palace examination solemnly. "Then may I ask again, sir, are there any regulations regarding those who answer half of the questions after the time limit?"

"Well...you think..." Lu Huiqing was speechless for a moment and turned to look at Sima Guang. "Yes, I am not talented and have a dull aptitude. However, I did not answer the questions beyond the time limit. Instead, I answered the first part before the time limit. Also, I did not fail to answer the questions beyond the time limit. Instead, I finished answering all the questions after the time limit. I dare to ask, sir, according to what law you should revoke the student's qualification to take the exam?" "Yes, yes! Great, great! Pa pa pa..." When the people watching the exam heard what Wang Kang said, they couldn't help but applaud in support.

"Well...well..." Wang Anshi turned to look at Fan Zhongyan. Fan Zhongyan stepped forward and said to Wang Kang, "According to the palace examination rules, there is indeed no standard for your answering time. However, the content of Wang Xiucai's answer is the same as the answers of the first four candidates. According to the palace examination rules, Wang Xiucai should be eliminated!" Wang Kang smiled and said, "How are they similar? Sima Xiang's "East Wind" refers to the adulterer. The meaning of the poem is "If you don't commit adultery, you won't return." It emphasizes that the adulterer is unable to do things but still unyielding and vows to commit adultery with the beauty; Zhao Ziwen's "East Wind" refers to the benefactor. The meaning of the poem is "The beauty is alone and holds the hatred for the benefactor's inability to do things"; Kong Ding's "East Wind" refers to the adulterer. The meaning of the poem is "The clouds and rain force their stomachs to pass the mountain pass" and "A pillar breaks the silent sky." It emphasizes that the adulterer is unable to do things but still forcefully demands; Wang Fu's "East Wind" refers to the old man. The meaning of the poem is "No hearing of adultery in the stormy night" emphasizes the old man's incompetence. How can the meaning of these four people's poems be similar to that of the students?"

"So what does Mr. Wang's east wind refer to...?" Fan Zhongyan asked puzzledly. "I mean... the dick." "Hahahaha, he means that! Haha..." When the spectators heard that Wang Kang was referring to the dick, they couldn't help laughing. "How can we know this?" Sima Guang couldn't help but ask. "Have you forgotten my last words, gentlemen?" "What was your last word...?" "It's the little snake that wants to pierce the hole." "Haha...ha! Dongfeng refers to the little snake! Haha..." The people couldn't help laughing again. "Well...what is the meaning of your poem?" Wang Anshi thought it made sense and asked Wang Kang what the meaning of his poem was. "Your Excellency, the meaning of my poem is that the penis overestimates its own capabilities and yet wants to penetrate a hole!" Wang Kang argued cleverly, and immediately there was an uproar in the audience again.

"Well..." Wang Anshi turned and looked at the highly respected Ouyang Xiu. Ouyang Xiu thought for a while, then suddenly a smile appeared on his face and he nodded to Wang Anshi. "Okay! Since you have not violated the rules of the palace examination, you are still qualified to continue the competition!" After Wang Anshi said this, he turned around and left with the other palace examination officials. The soldiers put away their swords, and the people happily congratulated Wang Kang. However, the other candidates taking the exam showed helpless expressions on their faces.

Sima Xiang walked towards Wang Kang puzzledly and asked, "I would like to ask you, brother Wang, can a penis be regarded as the east wind?" "Of course it can! Haven't you heard that everything is ready, only the east wind is missing? What can a lustful person do without a penis?" Wang Kang smiled and argued cleverly, "Yes, yes~ Brother Wang is right!" Sima Xiang retreated tactfully.

(IV) You and I make constant noises of lust

Another two hours passed in the blink of an eye. With the crowd cheering and cursing, the palace examination officials walked into the examination hall under the escort of soldiers. The candidates had already sat down in the examination hall waiting for the third round of the written examination. After a while, the palace examination chief Wang Anshi walked to the front of the hall and said, "In view of the fact that the five scholars are all talented and knowledgeable, in order to avoid wasting the time of the palace examination officials and the normal life of the people, the third round of the written examination and the subsequent fourth and fifth rounds will be held in one go, without any rest in between... The third round of the written examination will start now!"

Just after Wang Anshi announced the completion of all the written examinations, the people cheered, because what everyone was most eager to see was not the written examination, but the subsequent practical competition.

"The third stage of the literary examination is to answer a poem. Candidates must improvise a seven-character quatrain based on the object designated by the examiner. The poem must contain both beautiful and erotic meanings. The timer starts at three gongs. Those who fail to answer within the time limit, do not answer, or answer partially will be eliminated!" Lu Huiqing announced a slightly revised set of palace examination rules because of Wang Kang's resurrection.

"Okay, the first one is Wang Kang..." It was Fan Zhongyan's turn to preside over this round. Mr. Fan drew the first lot. Whether intentionally or unintentionally, Wang Kang, who had just tried to regain his name, was immediately called. "Wang Kang, have you listened... please compose a seven-character quatrain on the theme of women's breasts? The countdown begins!" Mr. Fan waved his hand, and the timekeeper turned the hourglass upside down and started counting. "Clang! It's time for the gong to ring!" Wang Kang stood on the palace examination stage, looking thoughtful. "Come on Wang Kang - Come on Wang Kang -" From time to time, cheers from the audience could be heard. "Clang—it's time for the second gong!"

“I got it… When you look at the mountain from the side, it looks like a ridge; when you look at it from the front, it looks like a peak; it looks different from different distances and heights. I can’t recognize the true appearance of Mount Lu because it is tightly held in my hands… Haha…” Wang Kang smiled after answering as usual. "Great - great - the breasts are really different in size and height - ha - ha -" the spectators were laughing uncontrollably. "Okay, passed. The next one is... Wang Fu!" Fan Zhongyan picked out the second candidate to go on stage. "Please write a seven-character quatrain on the theme of a woman's mouth. The timer begins!" Mr. Fan gave the second topic to Wang Fu, the second person to answer. "Well..." Wang Fu was also deep in thought. It was really a big challenge. In fact, the third level of the written test is different from the first two levels. The first two levels are the same question, so the candidate who answers later has a longer time to think but is limited by the space for answering and cannot repeat the previous answers. For the third level, the examiner gives each person a different question, which naturally has no effect on the candidate who answers first or last, so most of them need to think for a while. "Clang—the sound of a gong has arrived." "…this…white pulp…" Wang Fu was hesitant to speak. "Clang—it's time for the second gong." "...white liquid...oh...there it is...white liquid, jade-like, comes to the mouth and spurts out without stopping. First, you see kissing, licking and sucking with the tongue, and then you see pushing and trembling." Wang Fu breathed a sigh of relief and sat down!

Fan Zhongyan looked at Wang Fu suspiciously, "Wait... what does it mean to kiss, lick and suck first?"

"My lord, it is the woman's act of kissing, sucking, licking and sucking the penis with her mouth."...What about pushing and shaking the penis? " "I'll report to you again, sir, it's the man's penis pressing, pushing, pumping, and the penis trembling to ejaculate. "Okay... I understand what you mean... Please sit down!" Wang Fu then really sat down. "Good job, Wang Fu... suck the number one scholar and his wife's husband together... haha... the princess's mouth is so big... hahaha..." The spectators laughed again.

"The next one is... Zhao Ziwen!" Zhao Ziwen straightened his clothes, bowed, and waited for the test questions from Mr. Fan. "Zhao Ziwen, please compose a seven-character quatrain on the topic of women's plump buttocks..." Unexpectedly, Zhao Ziwen was able to answer the question and recite a poem immediately: "The graceful lady has a plump buttocks, and a group of lecherous wolves are surrounding her, pushing her from the front and back. I want to take a look at her back garden!" "Haha - I want to do something with her back garden... It has to be long enough - hahaha -" Zhao Ziwen's answer naturally attracted a lot of laughter from the public! "Okay, there is a lewd intention - the next one is Sima Xiang." "In -" "Please write a seven-character quatrain on the theme of "Auntie is stuffy and sexy." "... Got it... The middle-aged woman still has a good rhyme, the dry well wants to be surrounded by a wooden pestle, the man rides a bamboo horse to slaughter the city, and the childhood sweetheart makes the man beg for mercy." "——Oh——not bad...It would be better if the last sentence was changed to "I am so happy that I scream" - hahaha——" The people started to make a fuss again.

"I have passed the test, but..." Mr. Fan seemed to have some doubts, and then said, "Since ancient times, the Han and the thieves cannot coexist. Now the Liao Dynasty in the north is ready to make a move against me. Sima Xiang's Qingmei made the Han beg for mercy seems inappropriate!" "Then... change it to... Qingmei made the Bang beg for mercy... that should be fine!" Sima Xiang changed the Chinese character into Bang! "Okay - the next one is Kong Ding!... Please write a seven-character quatrain on the theme of a girl's vagina..." "Well... I got it... A girl's vagina is always wet, she wipes away her tears on the verge of her first night, asking you if you feel pleasure when you are thrusting in and out." Kong Ding answered this question easily. "Okay! We've passed... Since we've passed all the levels, let's proceed directly to the fourth level." Wang Anshi announced the start of the fourth level.

"The fourth level of the written test is a chain of seven-character poems. The candidate must use the last word of the previous candidate's poem as the first word, and the meaning of the poem must be coherent. The shape and pronunciation of the word must be exactly the same. The candidate must answer a seven-character poem. The answer must rhyme, and there must be lewd meaning. The last word of the poem must not be repeated with the previous answer. There are five rounds in total. Those who fail to answer and finish within the time limit will be eliminated!" Lu Huiqing announced the test rules for this level as usual. The fourth round was Ouyang Xiu's turn to preside over. He walked forward and drew four lots from the lottery tube to decide the order of answering the fourth round. The result was Sima Xiang, Wang Kang, Zhao Ziwen, Wang Fu, Kong Ding. Ouyang Xiu then began to ask questions: "The great river flows eastward, and the waves wash away everything! ... Please ask Sima Xiang to continue the poem..."

"Okay, take off all your clothes and wait for the wolf to pick you." Picking the Yin can nourish the Yang. "Wang Kang replied. Zhao Ziwen continued: "The yang stick draws water into the yin well. “The depth of the well can measure your lustful power. "Wang Fu answered the question. "Premature ejaculation caused by lack of strength." "After Kong Ding finished answering, the first round ended."—Pa—Pa—Pa—good—" The spectators burst into applause. Sima Xiang then started the second round: "Raise the stick when you are full of energy. "He got up and had sex with the girl again. "Wang Kang answered again, causing a burst of laughter. "The lewd man entered the hall and forcibly picked the flowers," "The flowers withered and the buds fell, and the people were haggard. "Wang Fu replied. "What a haggard look - it's going to force Kong Ding to death - come on..." People hope to see the first person to be eliminated as soon as possible. "The haggard look comes from the abuse by the lustful wolf. "Kong Ding answered the second round steadily. Kong Ding wanted to trick Sima Xiang, so he ended with the word "cruel." The cruel punishment was carried out in the Chrysanthemum Courtyard. "Sima Xiang still answered easily." How deep is the courtyard? "Wang Kang also passed the test in three rounds."...Xu...what about this? …” “Clang—the sound of a gong arrives” “Maybe—Maybe the wolf will get married! "Zhao Ziwen replied," Cousin...cousin Qi Xiang." "Wang Fu answered. "Gathering..." Kong Ding was about to answer the question. "Wait...what's the connection between Scholar Wang Fu's answer and Xu Dehualang's entry into Baotang? "Fan Zhongyan asked. "Yes - yes - there was only one Hualang, how come cousins ​​appeared? "People's doubts also arose one after another.

“This…this…” Wang Fu was stunned and at a loss.

Wang Anshi stepped forward and said, "Okay, Scholar Wang Fu is eliminated! Scholar Kong Ding takes over the title."

………“In the hall…there are constant sounds of sexual intercourse…” Kong Ding answered after the third round. "Intermittent cries of pain." Sima Xiang answered quickly. Wang Kang tilted his head and answered: "The screams reached climax..." "What does this mean..." Zhao Ziwen was stumped!

(V) The written test ends and the practical test begins

"Clang! It's the gong time!"

Zhao Ziwen was trapped by Wang Kangda's "screaming out climax".

"Clang—it's time for the second gong!"

"This is it...ah...I will never forget the love juice until I die!" Zhao Ziwen said in a hurry.

"What...what...is this forgotten vaginal fluid?" The people watching the test were talking about it.

Ouyang Xiu stepped forward and whispered to Zhao Ziwen, "I am well versed in ancient and modern history, but I have never heard of or seen the Forgetful Semen Water. May I ask Mr. Zhao, where this thing came from?"

Zhao Ziwen replied, "Master, have you ever heard of the Love Potion?"

"I have heard of this before." Ouyang Xiu replied.

Zhao Ziwen elaborated: "According to unofficial history, Tang Bohu wanted to marry Qiuxiang but the old lady interfered. His friend told him that he might as well drink the Love Potion to escape the pain of love. Tang Bohu replied: Love Potion may help me forget my love, but I will never be able to stop chanting about my hatred. His friend replied: Then use the Forgetful Lust Potion! It seems that Tang Bohu's friend mistook the word "chant" for "lust" and made a joke."

"Oh - thank you for your advice! Thank you for your advice - I am really ignorant." Ouyang Xiu responded politely to Zhao Ziwen. "Then please let Scholar Kong Ding take over the word 'water'."

"The fire has stopped, the water has receded, and the waves have calmed." Sima Xiang finished the last round of answers.

"It's simple - ... reflect on your regrets for abusing your sister." Wang Kang also finished the fifth round.

Zhao Ziwen stood up and kept muttering: "That damn Wang Kang! That damn Wang Kang!... He always bullies me... What a jerk..."

"Clang! It's the gong time!"

"This... is really difficult... let me think about it..."

"Clang—it's time for the second gong!"

Zhao Ziwen really seemed helpless. "Come on - come on, Mr. Zhao -" someone in the audience cheered Zhao Ziwen on.

"Hey... this..." Suddenly Zhao Ziwen seemed to have an inspiration.

"Clang—it's time for the third gong!

to be continued