Are these real? (Martial arts science fiction adult novels)

Background: I am a secondary vocational school teacher and was asked to recruit students. The targets were junior high school graduates, all of whom were kids between 15 and 16 years old. There will be many students who ask for advice and add me on QQ
One day, a girl spent a long time on QQ consulting me about things that were not related to admissions, such as what my zodiac sign was and so on. Due to the enrollment task, I patiently chatted with her...
Finally, the girl said: "Please help me to top up my phone bill, the number is 13xxxxxxxxxxxx" and gave me the number.
I was indignant: Damn, I seem to be very familiar with you. Prepare to drag the black.
But I happened to make a little unexpected money that day - a friend of mine who had borrowed a few hundred dollars from me two years ago actually paid it back.
Thinking of this, I just topped up 50 yuan for that girl.
Then that girl never came online again, and I forgot about it.
About half a month later, that girl came online.
"I can't afford the phone bill you gave me."
"Oh, never mind."
“But I don’t want to owe anyone anything.”
"It's okay, it doesn't matter"
"No, I must return it to you!"
"Oh, you can pay me back when you have money. I'm not in a hurry."
"How about you, when you have booked a room, call me over, and we'll be even."
……@#¥%%
Okay, I admit, uncle, I am out... I admit, uncle, I am tangled, messy, and shocked...
But I never thought that 50 yuan could be spent like this...
I have just finished my college entrance exam and am on holiday at home. I heard that many parents found jobs for their children to train them for two days. I asked my father if he could find a job for me to play with. My father (a veteran doctor) thought about it and said: The morgue is short of someone.
I am a woman and I set up a stall at the night market at night.
Since childhood, blood has been drawn during physical examinations and a lot of blood has been drawn, and it takes a long time to stop the bleeding.
Just as the urban management officers left and I was taking things out, a woman with long flowing hair came over.
The girl said she wanted to see the anklet, and seeing that I hadn't put it out yet, she was about to leave.
I quickly stopped him and said, "Yes, yes, I'll get it for you right away."
So he started looking in the big bag, and while looking he said to the girl, "Wait a minute, it's almost there."
Just when I was smiling at the girl, my hand was pierced by an unknown object. It was a small nail used for hanging earrings, you know what it is.
So I raised my hand, still smiling, "Hehe, sorry, I got pricked. Hehe, wait a minute, I'll look for it."
So the woman looked at me as I heroically pulled the nail that was almost halfway inserted into my finger, and then continued searching.
With the woman's expression almost paralyzed, he took out a bloody anklet and asked, "Do you like this?"
Then the woman said horrifiedly, “No more, no more” and left...
Well, I scared off a business. . .
After graduation, I went back to school to handle the formalities, and a few brothers checked into a room to live together. This is the background.
I woke up with a stomachache early in the morning, and I ate a lot of chili peppers last night, so my anus is burning.
Then when I went downstairs with my friends to check out, I was seen holding my anus and saying: I'm going to buy some medicine first, it hurts so much...
The girl at the hotel front desk, can you be any more frightened?
A few days ago, when I was going shopping and coming home, it suddenly started to rain really hard. When I was almost home, I saw a homeless old man sitting on the side of the road and sleeping, his shoes were wet from the rain. It was the middle of summer, but he was wearing winter thermal underwear and Liberation shoes, and his whole body was dirty and wet.
I felt a little sorry for him, so I walked over and wanted to give the old man some money. When I got closer, I could smell the bad smell on him. The old man waved his hands excitedly when he saw us giving him money, and said in our dialect, "I can't take your money, I can't take it, I can't take it."
He was very determined. He threw the money aside, picked it up again and gave it back to me. I had no choice but to give up. I felt sad all the way home. It was right near my home and I felt bad no matter how I thought about it.
I went home and opened QQ, and saw a pop-up news on TX: "The Ministry of Agriculture's bus expenses of 150 million yuan are the highest among the 24 departments that have disclosed their expenses."
But the people who need money the most are wandering the streets.
There is a little female cat in our school. She is not afraid of people. We all call her "Uncle Cat". Actually, she is a female.
I met her on a deserted night. I had bought a bag of grilled fish fillets and was eating while walking. It followed me pitifully. I couldn't bear it and fed it with the few remaining fish fillets. It has been a tragedy since then-_-! He would appear at the door of our dormitory at 5 o'clock every afternoon. As long as I showed up, he would follow me, meowing and shouting that he was hungry. After being speechless, I would run to the store to buy a bag of fish fillets and a bag of milk to feed it. T_T After feeding it for a few days, it actually became a picky eater! ! ! Wild cats are picky eaters! ! ! Apart from fish fillets and milk, I don’t eat anything else, including sausages and leftovers! ! ! I am still a poor student!!! A bag of fish fillets costs 8.8, milk costs 1.9, and 10 yuan a day, which is as much as humans! ! ! !
Later, I simply stopped feeding him! I can’t bear it! The extremely tragic thing is that on the day I didn’t feed it, I was woken up by a scream in the middle of the night. Are you kidding me? It was squatting right at the door of the dormitory, staring at me, my roommate who was going to the toilet! At two o'clock in the middle of the night, a black cat squats at the door and stares at you, like a ghost, it's scary! ! ! ! From then on, unless we fed it, the shrill cat meows would echo in our dormitory in the middle of the night. . . . . . . .
I was very afraid of teachers when I was a child. One year, my homeroom teacher was very fierce and had a bad temper. One day, I suddenly had to pee in the teacher's class. I raised my hand and said I wanted to go to the toilet. The teacher's face turned black and scolded me.
Do you know that the get out of class is about to end? How can there be a kid like you?"
After that incident, I had frequent urination. I went to the toilet three or four times within ten minutes after class.
Two weeks later, the final exam came. I was working on the exam papers for two consecutive classes. In the third class, the head teacher took over a less important class. I couldn’t help it after holding it in for the whole afternoon, so I raised my hand weakly. The teacher frowned again and said, “
XX, why do you want to go to the toilet again? Are you sick? Ask your parents to take you to the doctor.
”
I almost cried, didn’t I? After class, a few noisy little boys surrounded me and said, “
Are you crazy?
Did you feel like crying when you were told this?
The next day, at my strong request, my mother took me to the hospital. The examination showed that it was a psychological problem, nothing serious... It won't happen again now.
Last year, on my brother's birthday, I started dating one of his classmates. Later, because the girl was unfaithful and cheated on me, we broke up decisively. Than for background.
Yesterday was my brother's birthday again. I arrived late and didn't bring any gifts, so I treated him to another dinner. After three rounds of drinks, my brother got drunk and told me something with tears in his eyes: the classmate I was dating was the girl he had always had a crush on, but he had never had the chance to confess his feelings to her. He planned to confess his feelings on her birthday, but I got there first. . Moreover, the girl had always been very gentle and shy, but after talking to me, she became very promiscuous. My brother said that I ruined the girl and took away her virginity without taking responsibility. Said he hated me for a long time. . We hugged each other and cried for a long time. .
But the truth is another version. When I sent her home on the day we talked, she said she didn't want to go home and asked me to give her kf. Okay, I said I was drunk. But her performance in bed didn't seem like it was her first time. She had more experience than me. . She was the one who cheated, not me. . .
Brother, tell me, who is more miserable between us? . . Isn’t it ridiculous! ! !
When I was in junior high school, the aunt next door called me a high school student every day. I secretly vowed that I would really become a high school student. When I was in high school, she called me a college student every day. I thought to myself that I would go to college just for her words. After graduating from college, I went home and saw her and thought, let’s see what you are going to call me now. She smiled and said to me, "You are back, old girl!" I...
Share an embarrassing story about my junior high school teacher. There are college students coming to the junior high school to practice as teachers. The one who came to our class was a 19-year-old girl.
At that time, a kind of chain-made foreign rifle was popular, and most people born in the 1980s had played with it.
A Chinese class taught by an intern teacher one day. My buddy's grades were not very good and he was not liked by the teachers, so he just fiddled with the chain gun he had just made in his desk. Without thinking, he just filled it with primer and pressed the firing pin. At this time, the intern teacher found that my brother was not paying attention in class, so he ran to me and forced me to hand over the toys in the desk. My brother had no choice but to take out the chain gun and hand it to the teacher. The tragedy was that the gun suddenly flew out and went off. The kind with a very loud sound. When the intern teacher, a girl in her teens, saw me shooting a gun at her, she collapsed to the ground in fright. Of course, this was not the climax. The kids next to him immediately helped the teacher up. The ground was wet, didn’t he? Was he scared to the point of peeing his pants? There are all kinds of black lines around. . .
So my brother was taken by the head teacher to the political education department and stood there for the whole afternoon. A little story was circulated in the school that day. A student from Class 117 had a conflict with the teacher and shot the teacher directly with a gun, which scared the teacher so much that he peed his pants. . .
The next day, our class had a new intern teacher. . . . I was also famous in school.
So many years have passed, and I still feel sorry for that intern teacher.
I used to take physics classes. My physics teacher was a very young and strong man. His background was...
One day, in the physics class, a little boy raised his hand weakly: Teacher, I want to pee~~~
The teacher was talking about something exciting, and without even turning his head, he said: Cut it off...
Cut off……..
Lose……..
The whole class collapsed suddenly~~~~
By the way, it has been a long time since I graduated, and I miss my teachers so much. It is said that it is okay to have a cold, but you cannot sneeze casually. A colleague of mine had a tragedy. He caught a cold some time ago and was shopping in the supermarket with his girlfriend. . . Suddenly he sneezed very loudly (he had a cold and couldn't control it). Who would have thought that there was a pregnant woman next to her? Who would have thought that this pregnant woman was very timid? Yes, that’s right. This pregnant woman was frightened... And then she had a miscarriage. . Well, my colleague is still involved in the lawsuit. . Well, he hasn't recovered from his cold yet. . .
I had lunch at this restaurant on a certain day and my seat was very close to the cash register.
A little girl came in and wanted to buy two cups of soy milk.
The cashier girl asked her with a smile: Miss, do you need a takeaway?
The girl was stunned for a moment, then replied happily: Okay.
The cashier girl continued to smile and said: Sorry, miss, we don’t provide take out.
Let me tell you about my high school life. There was a guy in my class who had very strong hands. I was not convinced, so I bought a hand grip strengthener, practiced every day, and threatened to crush him to death (you should know, it’s like shaking hands and crushing each other). But when I brought the hand grip strengthener to school, he broke it. Oh my God, I became honest and never challenged him again. He proved to me with facts that he and I were not on the same level. My girlfriend once had a very cute cat at home. Once, my girlfriend was kicking a key on the balcony, and she kicked the key onto the asbestos tile outside the balcony. The asbestos tile was very thin and could not bear her weight. While she was staring blankly, the cat jumped over and picked up the key. My girlfriend thought it was fun, so she threw the key back on the asbestos tile, but the cat was too lazy to move...
So the cat was also thrown over by my girlfriend...
My nephew's kindergarten is on holiday, so I went to pick him up. He and his little friend walked in front. They are chatting.
The little friend said that he was very distressed recently because he fell in love with a girl in the senior class (his nephew and he were both in the junior class), but he didn't dare to confess his feelings due to his face.
The nephew said to him earnestly, I have told you many times, those old women in the senior class are half buried in the ground. There is no result for you and them.
I was the only one left behind, being burned on the outside and tender on the inside by thunder…
The leader talked to the four female cadres who failed to be elected and asked: Do you know why you failed? The first answer: I know, I have no one above me. The second answer: There is someone on top of me, but he is not hard. The third answer: There is someone on top of me, and he is also hard, but I am not moving below. The fourth answer: There was someone on top of me, he was also hard, and I was moving below, but I didn’t bleed!
I am a sports person, so I am quite strong in sex. My boyfriend is a fair-skinned boy. Every time he takes off his clothes, I get very horny. Later, I looked at him eagerly and wanted what he wanted, but he refused. When he went back home during the summer vacation, he said he felt dizzy, so his mother took him to see a Chinese doctor. The doctor said that my BF had kidney deficiency. My BF's mother looked at him with suspicion, and I felt so pitiful for myself.