Hua Er Niang (Transformation Series Adult Novels)

Hua Er Niang

It is said that in Huating County of Songjiang Prefecture, there was a man named Hua Lin who loved wine but not women. He married a beautiful wife, but he was still lazy and tended to hang out in wine shops in the village.

After a while, he made friends with an unworthy bachelor in the neighborhood. His surname was Li and his given name was Erbai. He was about thirty years old. He was addicted to gambling and drinking. He seduced other people's sons and coaxed them into spending their money.

Hua Lin was deceived by him again, and went home to secretly steal his wife's clothes and spend them. When his parents-in-law heard about it, they were so angry that they became sick, and both of them were bedridden.

What a good daughter-in-law, she served diligently morning and night without any complaints, asked the neighbor to call a doctor, and took medicine for treatment. The doctor was well treated, but soon both of them died.

Hua Lin still did not repent, and went to ask for his wife's clothes again. When he found that he had none, he got drunk and went crazy several times, scaring his wife and children half to death.

When Li Erbai saw that Hua Lin’s belongings were gone, he became very indifferent, so he went to look for another scholar named Ren Long. The three of them shared the same ideals and did not even bother to think about other things. They just spent the whole day thinking about food and drink.

Li Erbai suggested, "Although we are brothers of different surnames, we must support each other in times of trouble. We should become sworn brothers so that we can work together. I am the oldest and will be the eldest. Hua will be the second and Ren will be the third. What do you two think?"

The two said in unison: "That's exactly what should be done."

The three of them drank some incense ash wine and from then on went from house to house. Li Er called his wife Hua "Er Niang" and Ren San called Er Niang "Er Sao", and they were as close as brothers.

Li Er was very attracted by Hua Er Niang's beauty and he would flirt with her with his eyes during the dinner. However, Hua Er Niang ignored him. Although her husband was not interested in her, she could not bear to look at this villager.

Ren Sanguan was a handsome young man with elegant manners. Er Niang was very interested in him and always greeted him with a smile. Although Ren Sanguan knew that he admired Er Niang's beauty very much, he did not dare to do so because Hua Erqi was too stubborn. If there were any rumors, it would be bad.

One day, Hua Er was at home. He bought some wine and food and asked his wife to prepare them in the kitchen. He then drank with Li and Ren in the outer room.

In the middle of the conversation, the wine felt cold, and Ren San said, "The wine is cold, I'll go warm it up and bring it to you."

Even though he accepted the cold wine, he went to the kitchen to get some to warm it up.

Not wanting to spend the night, Hua Erniang drank a few glasses of wine in private. Her face was as white as snow and reflected by red plums. She sat under the stove, cooking fish over a fire.

Sanguan wanted to light a fire to warm the wine, and seeing Erniang sitting under the stove, he called out:

"Second sister-in-law, please let go and let me get some fire."

Hua Erniang felt a little evil in her heart. After hearing this, she pretended to be suspicious and scolded with a smile: "What are you talking about, little Youhua? Are you trying to take advantage of me?"

Ren Sanguan thought to himself, "I didn't mean to say that, but I have a bad idea."

He then looked at Er Niang and saw that she was smiling slightly with a slightly red face. Suddenly, she became aroused and boldly, with a smile, she moved towards Er Niang and sat on the stool with her.

Er Niang moved aside and sat next to Sanguan. Ren San then held her face with both hands. Er Niang smiled slightly, then turned around to hug her, stuck out her tongue and kissed her.

Ren San said: "I have been missing you since the first time I saw you. I never expected you to be so interesting. I would be willing to die if I could just spend some time with you."

Er Niang said, "It's not difficult. Since you have the intention, you can go out and get Second Brother drunk. You can go with Li Er. I will send Second Brother to bed. You can come back in the evening. It will do what you want. Is that okay?"

The three officials said, "I appreciate your kindness. Just open the door and wait for me. Don't break your promise."

Er Niang smiled and nodded, then quickly replaced the cold wine with a hot one, cooked the fish and brought it to the outer room, where they ate together again.

Sanguan was thoughtful and poured Hua Er a large bowl of wine, making him stagger.

It was getting dark, Li Er said: "Sanguan, let's go back."

Sanguan deliberately helped, cleaned up the dishes and went inside, gave some instructions to Er Niang, and then came out to go with Li Er.

Er Niang helped Hua Er upstairs, took off her clothes and fell asleep with him. Er Niang went downstairs again, packed up, and went out to close the door. Ren San came in, so Er Niang locked the door and said, "You can go lightly."

He pulled Ren San's hand, walked to the inner hall and said, "You sit here, I'll go upstairs to see him and then come back."

Ren San said: "I am already anxious, why should I go again?"

He put his arm around Er Niang and pushed her down onto the bench. Er Niang said, "How do we behave on this narrow bench?"

Ren San said: "If you don't care, what's the big bed? If you care, a bench will suffice!"

After saying that, he first exposed his hard object, took off the underwear for Er Niang, lifted up her two crystal clear and tender white legs, and sat on the bench himself, and put the hard object towards her soft hole.

When Er Niang wanted to reach out her hand to pull it, it had already been inserted all the way in due to the wetness.

As they made love, Er Niang felt that Ren Sanguan was very different from Hua Er. Firstly, he was handsome, and secondly, he was considerate.

Ren Sanchu was like a thirsty dragon gushing out of a well, and then like a hungry tiger catching a sheep. There was a smacking sound when they had sex, which made even the tough guy's heart flutter. Er Niang was panting slightly, and even the clay god was frightened when he saw it.

Ren San became more and more excited, and Er Niang was enjoying it very much. She couldn't help but moaning, and she was as bold as the sky. She didn't care that there were ears on the other side of the wall. Her desire was burning like fire, and she didn't care that there were people peeping through the gaps in the house.

Er Niang's back was pressed against the narrow stool, which was not very stable. When Ren San pounded on her, she was even more shaky and about to fall. Er Niang was so nervous that she just squeezed the man tightly.

You have to know that place is so tight that it makes the person feel tight too. The two of them snuggle up to each other and can't stop, whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears.

Since Hua Erniang got married, she has never known how fun it could be.

Seeing that he understood what was going on, Ren San put in even more strength.

It took two hours before I stopped and started to pack up and tidy up my clothes.

Er Niang said, "I didn't expect this to be so interesting, but now I have finally experienced it. I wish we could get together more often! But I can't help Li Er, who always flirts with me. I ignore him. Don't let him know about this. If Hua Er finds out, neither you nor I will survive."

Sanguan said: "I am grateful to my dear sister-in-law for not abandoning me. How can I be willing to flirt and commit adultery? Even heaven and earth cannot tolerate me."

Er Niang said, "But I don't know when we can get together again?"

Ren San said: "Since ancient times, if a man has a heart, he will not be afraid of the heights of the mountains or the depths of the waters."

Er Niang said, "I would like to sleep with you tonight, but I don't think I can. The night is getting late, so why don't we say goodbye and try to meet again later."

Ren San said: "In this case, I will stay with you for a while before leaving."

Just as she was about to fix the Luan Pei, Hua Er woke up and asked Er Niang to bring some food.

The two were surprised. He quickly replied, "I brought it."

He quietly escorted Sanguan out, locked the door, and served tea to Huaer.

Hua Er said: "Why don't you come to sleep?"

Er Niang replied, "I have just finished cleaning up and am going to sleep now."

Let’s not talk about small things anymore. The next morning Hua Er went to look for Li Er to find Ren Sanguan together. Ren Sanguan happened to be at home, so he said casually:

"Last night a cousin came back from Beijing for the first time. Today my mother asked me to go visit him. I thought it would be too late by the time I could get back. I heard that there was a group of prostitutes performing a play on the beach today. It's a pity that I don't have time to watch it."

Hua Er said: "Brother Li, the three officials are looking forward to seeing their relatives. How about I go to the theater with you?"

Li Er said: "If there is no hope, why go all this way for nothing?"

Hua Er said, "I have an old relative who lives by the sea. If there is no show to watch, there is wine to drink. Why not go there?"

When Li Er heard the word "wine", he said, "In that case, let's say goodbye early." The three of them dispersed in a hurry.

Let’s not talk about Hua and Li being coaxed away by Ren San, let’s talk about Sanguan coming to the door of Hua’s house again.

Seeing Erniang, he smiled and said, "I just coaxed them to the seaside. It's more than thirty miles to go there and back. It was already dark when they got home. I have prepared some wine and fruits here, and I will stay with you for a day."

Er Niang said, "That's great."

The door was closed, Sanguan started the fire and Erniang was in the kitchen, and everything was ready in no time.

Second Lady said, "We two have no long-term concerns, so we must worry about the present. If your brother comes home, we don't know what will happen. What should we do if we are seen? My parents-in-law have built a bedroom behind us, which has been closed until today. It is quiet and clean. I think we can drink and have fun by then, and we don't know if he will come back. What do you think?"

When Ren San heard this, he was extremely happy. He immediately went to the back and opened the door. He saw that the bed, curtains, tables and chairs inside were all neatly arranged and very clean.

After that, the wine, food and fruits were placed. The two sat side by side. You have a cup, I have a cup, we smile happily and flirt with each other.

It has been said since ancient times: "Flowers are the masters of tea, and wine is the matchmaker of color."

They got so excited that they sat together on the bed and had fun.

This was different from last night. How do you know the difference? All I saw was:

The rain dispels the clouds and the meeting at Blue Bridge is reunited.

We made appointments every week and month, and were fortunate to meet Wu Chu.

A young scholar, who had been widowed for a long time, felt like he was thrown into ink when he first met a beautiful woman.

A young whore, who has been a widow of a married man, is delighted to meet a beautiful man, and it is like honey and sugar.

Nor do I try to deceive the fragrant and green cover. He didn't care about breaking his robe.

The rain generals and cloud soldiers rise up on the battlefield, and the flower camp is equipped with flags and spears.

He was in a panic, fighting against the enemy with sharp tongues.

The two were extremely happy and satisfied. Er Niang did not even put on any clothes, but left her pretty body naked. She sorted out the leftovers and drank with Sanguan again.

Er Niang held a cup of wine and handed it to San Guan herself. San Guan then casually picked up a cooked egg and quietly stuffed it into Er Niang's ecstasy hole.

Er Niang said angrily, "My dear, you are so naughty. I will punish you by making you eat eggs!"

Sanguan said: "You don't need to eat it. You just stuffed something into your mouth. A man should not eat his own food!"

Er Niang asked, "Can't a man eat his own food? Then can he eat a woman's place?"

Sanguan said, "Yes, women can also eat men's private parts. It's even more ecstatic than what we did in bed just now!"

Er Niang said, "I want to try!"

After saying this, she broke free from Sanguan's arms, scooped up a basin of warm water, first cleaned Sanguan's lower body, then squatted on the ground like a hen, laying the cooked eggs.

Upon seeing this, the three officials couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Er Niang said, "It's your evil deed, and you dare to laugh at me? I'll cut off the root of your troubles!"

Er Niang soaked her pink buttocks in the basin and washed them. Sanguan came to help. Er Niang said, "Your hands are too sharp. You dug my heart out with your digging."

Sanguan pinched Erniang's left breast with his other hand and said, "Isn't your heart still here?"

Er Niang laughed and said, "It's almost jumping out of my mouth."

Sanguan said: "Don't wash it, use my treasure to stuff your mouth, then you won't be afraid of it jumping out!"

Sanguan picked up Erniang, who was very plump, and walked towards the bed. Erniang also took the cooked egg in her hand.

After the two of them lay on the bed, Sanguan lay on top of Erniang, buried his head between her legs and plowed her with his tongue. Erniang was also well-behaved and took the thing that Sanguan was dangling in front of her into her mouth and sucked it hesitantly.

Sanguan took the cooked egg from Erniang and stuffed it into her vagina again. He then teased her with his tongue, which made Erniang's heart beat wildly. She almost bit off the thing in her mouth when she swayed her waist.

Sanguan said, "My lady, if you suck me like this, I will orgasm in your mouth!"

Er Niang laughed and said, "I can eat you, but my balls are swollen, so you should eat them first!"

The three officials said, "It is deep in the water, and there is no food for it!"

Er Niang said, "I am above you, I will lay eggs for you to eat!"

Sanguan said "Okay!" and then asked Erniang to be on top and put the fleshy lips containing the cooked egg against Sanguan's lips. The cooked egg was slowly forced out and Sanguan took big bites of it.

Er Niang said with a sweet smile: "You have eaten it, and it is empty inside. My dear, you must fill it up again, and then you can cum in your mouth!"

After saying that, she got up and turned around, and put her jade door into the sky-high hard object.

Sanguan used both hands to pinch Erniang's breasts and said with a smile: "Slutty lady, I don't know how you dare to do this when you are having fun with your husband!"

Er Niang said with a sweet smile: "Yicheng dare not do anything reckless, it is you and your adulterer who dare to indulge in lustful pleasures!"

After saying that, she turned around and leaned over the man's crotch, blowing, sucking, licking and sipped, until all three of her organs ejaculated in his cherry mouth.

Sanguan sighed, "It would be enough for my wife to have a little whore like you one day. I dare not hope for anything more!"

Er Niang said, "Only by having a secret affair can we have the most fun! You and I are having so much fun. As there is no more cards to play today, you should go back first. We can meet again later."

The Three Officials said, "That makes sense. As long as you and I are of one mind, we can be together forever."

After saying goodbye, he went out.

Not long after, Hua Er returned. Er Niang secretly said, "I had some ideas long ago. If I had been a step later, I would have definitely seen him."

From then on, Ren Sanguan no longer spent every day with Hua and Li, and whenever he had free time he would secretly have fun with Er Niang.

If Hua Er didn't come home from time to time, he would hide in the back room.

Therefore, the two never ran into each other, but Li Er lost a high-ranking official and was very bored, so he often ran into Hua Er.

One day, Hua Er was not at home. The door was not closed, so he rushed into the inner room. Xiang Dao: "Is my second brother at home?"

Er Niang said, "Not here."

After hearing the tender voice, Li Er's lustful heart began to stir. She often had this thought, but Hua Er was an eyesore.

When he heard that she was not at home, he walked in and said, "Greetings, Second Madam."

Er Niang responded with a greeting, "Uncle, please sit outside."

Li Er smiled and said, "Second Mother, when my brother was at home, I usually sat inside. Fortunately, my brother is not here today, why would I send him to sit outside! Second Mother, you are such a pretty girl, how can you say such tactless words!"

Er Niang was saying in a gloomy tone, "Uncle, my husband is not here, so I should sit outside. Why are you talking nonsense?"

Li Er was enraged and boldly ran over to hug her, but Er Niang dodged him and ran out instead, her face flushed with rage.

Hua Er happened to come back and saw Er Niang looking angry, so he asked hurriedly, "Why are you so angry?"

Before Er Niang could answer, Li Er heard the conversation and rushed out.

When Hua Er saw this, he became suspicious.

Er Niang walked in, and Hua Er asked, "Brother Li, what is it that makes Er Niang so upset?"

Li Er said, "I was bored, so I went to look for you. I asked Second Lady, but she said you were not there. I thought she was lying to me, so I went inside to take a look. I didn't expect her to get angry with me, so I got upset."

Hua Er was a straightforward man who was easily influenced by others. He did not suspect anything and did not ask his wife. He said to Li Er, "Brother, don't blame a woman for her nature. Let's go for a walk in the street together."

The two went again. He didn't return until the second watch.

Seeing that he was drunk, Er Niang wanted to talk to him, but she was afraid that he would lose his temper and get herself into trouble. She had to endure and say nothing.

The next morning, seeing that Hua Er didn't ask any more questions, he didn't dare to speak.

From then on, Li Er no longer dared to look for Hua Er, and Hua Er was often not at home, which was a good thing for Ren Sanguan.

There is no need to talk about it during the day, as for Hua Er who did not come back late at night and always accompanied Er Niang.

Even when Hua Er came back, he was also drunk. Er Niang helped him to sleep and did not want to bother with Er Niang anymore. Therefore, Er Niang was very happy with San Guan.

Sanguan either stayed overnight in Hua's room or did not go out for three to five days in a row. He cut off all contact with Hua Er and Li Er.

Li Er felt depressed and thought: "The woman of the Hua family doesn't look chaste. There must be some flaws in her evil plot. I will watch slowly. If there are any flaws, I will not let him off."

Therefore, he often went around Hua's house to snoop around.

One day, he saw Ren San walking into Hua's house from afar. He hurriedly looked in the tailor shop opposite, only to see Ren San push the door and go in. After an hour, he still didn't come out.

Li Er hurriedly walked to the door of Hua's house and looked around, but there was no movement.

He pulled the door and found it was locked. He thought, "Second Brother Hua is probably at home. He must have invited him to have a drink, so he won't come out."

Then he knocked on the door twice. Er Niang came out and asked, "Who knocked on the door?"

Li Er said: "It's me, I came to talk to my second brother."

Er Niang replied, "Not at home."

Li Er thought: "It's probably because the woman is a weirdo and she replied on purpose. I can't help but expose him."

He asked, "Since the Second Official is not at home, why has the Third Official stayed in there for half a day?"

Er Niang said, "You've seen a ghost. Ren Sanguan hasn't come to my house for a long time. Who saw him?"

Li Er said: "I saw him coming with my own eyes, and you still said he wasn't there!"

Er Niang said angrily, "Wait for you to come in and look for it!" Then she came out and opened the door.

Li Er thought: "Strange, did I really see a ghost? It's outrageous."

He strode in, looked around, and found no trace of anyone.

He no longer wanted to have a back room, so he ran upstairs to see, but there was no trace of Sanguan, which was boring.

He flew down the pavilion and ran out. He was scolded by his second mother as a jerk and a slave.

Unexpectedly, Hua Er returned home and saw Er Niang scolding someone. He asked, "Who are you scolding here?"

Er Niang said, "Your good friend! What incense? This dog is very rude. Last time when you were not at home, he flirted with me in the inner room. I came out and you came back. You saw it with your own eyes. He flirted with me again today. I scolded him and left. How can you still befriend such a vicious beast!"

Hua Er immediately became furious and cursed: "This is a bandit with a beastly face. He kept the secret from me last time. Why didn't you tell me? He is so hateful again today. Kill this bandit and I will be relieved of my hatred."

He actually went upstairs to get a sharp knife from the bedside and rushed downstairs. Er Niang grabbed him and said hurriedly, "Don't be so reckless. If your wife lost her virginity to him, then you can kill her. Since ancient times, people have caught two people cheating on each other. If you kill him, how can the lawsuit be settled? Just cut off all ties with him in the future. Why do you have to do this?"

Hua Er's ears were soft, and he thought what his wife said made sense. After thinking for a while, he put down the knife and said, "It's a good deal for him. Fortunately, my wife is not such a person. If she were not chaste, she would be defiled by him and laughed at by others."

Er Niang laughed secretly, went to the kitchen to get some wine and said, "Don't bother, come and have a drink and go to sleep. Be tolerant of this villain."

Hua Er drank a few cups in a depressed mood and went upstairs to sleep.

Er Niang got some more wine and food and went to the back room to drink with Ren San. He told Li Er's story in detail and asked, "What should we do?"

Sanguan said, "If I go out now, it will be bad if he sees me. I'd better stay here overnight, wash up early in the morning, sit outside, and just say I want to talk to my second brother, and go out with him, then there will be no problem."

Er Niang said, "That makes sense. But you should take your time this time. Li Er is investigating, so what if there is something wrong?"

The third official said, "I have a servant named Wenzhu who knows your family. I will ask him to come and ask for news from time to time."

Er Niang said, "Tomorrow you can invite your second brother to your house and treat him to a few drinks. Ask Wen to help pour the wine.

After he got to know us, he would give us some small gifts. Only by pretending to be close to each other can we have frequent contact. ”

The three officials said: "This plan must be done this way."

The two of them drank some wine together, and their hearts were agitated again, wanting to do something romantic. Er Niang asked, "Darling, how are you going to deal with Nu Nu this time?"

The three officials said: "Little whore, today I am going to pierce your backside!"

Er Niang was well prepared, she had no underwear under her skirt, so she turned around and lifted the hem of her skirt, revealing a round, white and tender buttocks. Sanguan was delighted and moved forward to insert it, and they had fun together. After they both had a great time, Er Niang went upstairs.

The next morning, Sanguan got up and washed up. First open the door and sit outside. Called: "Is the second brother here?"

Er Niang was inside. She pretended to answer and went upstairs to tell her husband: "Uncle Ren is looking for you. I haven't thought about him for a long time. Could it be that Li Er asked him to come and release you? You must not go and associate with that robber again."

Hua Er quickly washed up and went downstairs, bowing to Ren San and asking, "Why do you rarely see me, Sanguan?"

Sanguan said, "I have been neglecting my studies because of the Grand Master's county examination, so I came to the academy to help with firework, and have not seen you for a long time. Today, I had a small matter at home, so I came to see you. I wonder if you have been blessed?"

Hua Er said, "I'm asking for your help, my dear brother, will you go to see Li Er?" Ren San said, "I'm going to see him with you now."

Hua Er said: "No need to talk about this beast."

He recounted the previous events one by one.

Sanguan pretended to be angry and said, "It has been said since ancient times that a friend's wife should not be played with. How can he have such a heart! Since that is the case, I will not go to see him. If I marry my brother's wife tomorrow, he will surely come to flirt with me. Haven't you heard that a fox grieves for its own kind when it is spared from death? Second brother, since that is the case, there is no need to be angry. How about you come home with me to relax?"

Hua Er and San Guan arrived home and heard people talking in the hall. Upon closer look, it turned out to be a matchmaker. The relative who was paired with Ren Sanguan helped the girl’s family to complete the marriage. Wait until you get through the door.

His mother said, "We haven't chosen a date yet, and we haven't urged you to get married yet. My family has to prepare everything before we can get married. Why are you pushing me so hard?"

After hearing this, Hua Er and Ren San greeted him with a smile. It is necessary to entertain the matchmaker with wine and have Hua Er accompany him.

The three of them drank until the sun set, then said goodbye to the Ren family and left. Hua Er traveled with the matchmaker all the way. Hua Er then asked, "Mr. Matchmaker, why is the girl's family so nervous? What's your idea?"

The matchmaker smiled but did not answer. Hua Er said: "Could it be that the family is poor and is urging him to get married so that he can receive some dowry?"

The matchmaker said, "His family name is Zhang. He passed the imperial examination three times and served three terms as an official. Last year, he was promoted to the position of the Royal Palace's chef. His family has tens of thousands of gold. How could he be poor?"

Hua Er thought about it and said, "Strange, why are we waiting like this?"

The matchmaker asked, "Are you close to Mr. Ren?"

Hua Er said: "We are of the same mind and are as close as family."

The matchmaker said, "In that case, you will certainly listen to what I say. Where is your mansion?"

Hua Er said: "It's just in front."

The matchmaker said, "We have something to discuss. We must come to your house to tell you the truth."

The two of them arrived at Hua's house and divided themselves into host and guest.

Er Niang ordered some tea and ate. Hua Er asked the reason again.

The matchmaker said, "Since you are so honest, I will be careful with my words. I will discuss this with you. You must not let anyone else know."

Hua Er said: "Please teach me, old man. I dare not say anything."

The matchmaker said, "The girl Mr. Ren has chosen is 20 years old. She is not careful in her boudoir and has money in her belly. Her father has gone to the capital. His mother secretly asked someone to pick her up and asked me to hurry her up to marry her as soon as possible to avoid embarrassment. She promised me 10 taels of silver as a thank you. I was upset when I saw that I couldn't say it just now. I think this must be secretly sponsored by Brother Hua. If I can marry her early, I am willing to share the silver as a thank you equally."

Hua Er thought to himself, "I'll learn from you, I'll learn from you."

The matchmaker said, "Please be careful with your words."

Hua Er said: "No need to tell."

The matchmaker said, "There is still something to say. Unfortunately, it is getting late. I would like to ask you to walk with me for a few steps before I can tell you everything."

Hua Ertong went out.

Er Niang was behind the door, and Chu Ran heard the man say the three words "Mr. Ren". He did not move a step, listened carefully to what was said before and after, and sighed secretly: "He raped the wife and daughter of others, and the wife and daughter raped the man. The sky is not far away, and the truth is not false."

She thought again, "If my husband goes to persuade her, it would be better if we don't have much to say after the marriage. If Sanlang finds out what's wrong, how can I live? I will definitely commit suicide. Isn't it a pity? If I don't persuade my husband to take care of him, if her father comes back and sees the situation, he may kill his daughter. Well, let's wait for him to come back and discuss it again."

Just because Hua Erniang had a little kindness, the six gods of his family later saved his life. This is a later story.

When Hua Er returned home, Er Niang said, "I know everything you said just now. What do you think?"

Hua Er said: "My lady, this is not difficult. I advise Sanguan to take advantage of the situation and save trouble by marrying her. I have wine to drink and five taels of silver. How difficult is it!"

Er Niang knew that he was soft-hearted, so she said, "My husband is not good. If you go and tell him, it's good that he will listen. If he doesn't listen, you will ruin your good friend's face! These five taels of silver will be used someday, and you may not have them anymore. I think that in life, we should help others to overcome difficulties and share their worries. If you let San's wife worry now, then let San worry about the same. You should help her with your sword and not avoid fire and water. That's what a husband should do. If you listen, I have a plan for you."

Hua Er said: "My dear wife, what wonderful idea do you have? Why don't you tell me about it?"

Er Niang said, "Just now the matchmaker said that the baby is about to get bigger. I think it will only be three or four months. Why don't you buy a dose of Tongjing powder and get rid of the baby? What's wrong with that?"

Hua Er said: "Although this plan is good, how can we redeem him?"

Er Niang said, "It's not difficult. Tomorrow, carry me to his house and claim that I am a relative of the Ren family. Ask me to come and talk. His family will naturally not doubt it. After all, his mother came out to pick me up. I will quietly tell his mother this. It will be all right."

Hua Er said: "That's fine, but I have to spend the money for the medicine first."

Er Niang said, "Fool, if everything goes well, the ten taels of silver will be yours."

Hua Er heard this and clapped his hands and laughed: "Good idea, good idea!"

He got up early the next day, prepared some money for the medicine, and went to buy a dose of medicine from the medicine box. He then went to call a sedan chair for Er Niang and took her to Zhang Dianshan's house.

Grandma welcomed him in, exchanged greetings, drank tea, and then asked, "What's your name?"

Er Niang said, "I am Hua Lin's wife, and I have something to tell you. I dare to use the inner room to talk."

Grandma led them into the room and sat them down. Second Mother ordered all the maids to go outside, and then she whispered something into Grandma's ear.

The grandmother's face turned redder and redder, and she thanked him profusely, expressing her gratitude. While she was filling the wine bowl, she quickly heated up the good wine and went to her daughter's room. After notifying him of this, he took the medicine.

Suddenly, I had a stomachache and blood clots rolled down my spine. Later, something fell into the toilet.

Grandma said, "Thank God, thank our ancestors for being so lucky to have Hua Er Niang as our savior."

I happily put my daughter to sleep.

He hurried to the room to see Er Niang and thanked her again and again.

After placing the wine in the room, after three or five cups, Er Niang stood up to say goodbye. Grandma tried to keep her, but she could not get the money anymore. She opened the box and took out a letter of silver, a pair of gold hairpins, a pair of rulers, and a gold hairpin, and gave them to Er Niang, saying, "This is a small gift to show your filial piety. Don't think it's too little. I will repay you one day. I'm sorry for being so hasty."

Er Niang thanked him profusely and went back in the sedan chair. It was getting late, and Hua Er saw his wife returning home. He sent away the sedan bearer and went inside to ask how things were going.

Er Niang recounted in detail what had happened during the day. I showed my husband the gift he gave me.

Hua Er was so happy that he jumped up and down on the ground and said, "I will tell Ren Sanguan tomorrow and ask for his wine again."

Er Niang said, "You forgot. This is a sinister thing, so if you go to save him, if you tell Sanguan, you will harm the girl again!"

Hua Er said: "That's right. Almost wrong. My good wife is still quite knowledgeable. Keep it in mind and never say it again."

Er Niang and Ren Sanguan became so close in the future that she would never reveal this matter again.

Let's talk about two things at the same time. Since Li Er met Ren San that day and couldn't find him, and was scolded by his wife, he felt very angry.

One day, he walked to the door of Zhou, a tailor who lived next door to Hua's house and sat down. Tailor Zhou said, "Mr. Li, I think you are here to look for Mr. Hua?"

Li Er said: "That's right."

Tailor Zhou said, "I went out this morning."

Li Er said, "Master, have you ever seen Ren Sanguan? Has he been to the Hua family before?"

Tailor Zhou was very quick-witted and said, "Why are you asking me?"

Li Erguo: "I clearly saw him go in the other day, and he didn't come out for a long time. After he went in for a while, he disappeared again, and I was filled with a stinking smell. I was very unhappy. If you knew this way, I would never let you down."

Tailor Zhou was a sharp-tongued man. He said, "I don't care about human affairs these days. If he had been born with this nature ten years ago, I would have taught him how to do it long ago."

Li Er said: "Master Zhou, if you are willing to help me, I will reward you with five ounces of platinum."

When Tailor Zhou heard that five taels of silver had been promised, he became delighted and said hurriedly, "If this is the case, we must make a plan. We must do it once and for all. This is not a joke. Let's tell her husband first and catch the adulterer together to avoid trouble."

Li Er said: "This is such a hateful whore. She will definitely curse and talk about me in front of her husband. That's why Hua Er hasn't been to my house for a long time. Although I want to communicate with her now, I have no idea."

The tailor laughed and said, "Hua Erguan is a drunkard. He was invited to the inn for a drink. A few words in between may have aroused his temper, so it's natural. If he doesn't listen to you, you can ask him to ask me. I will make him believe it by making a fuss about it."

Li Er said: "You'd better live well if you don't go out to work these few days."

The tailor said, "There is only one Zhang family, and we have to visit them both. It will be sooner or later, so just sit here and wait."

Li Er has made up his mind. The next day, he brought some money for a drink and happened to run into Hua Er. He leaned over and bowed, Hua Er pretended to return the greeting, but looked away.

Li Er said: "Brother, think twice before doing anything. It has been said since ancient times that if you listen to one side of something, you will see each other and part ways. I have many secrets for you, but I have never told you."

Hua Erben wanted to ignore him, but when he heard that he had something to say, he could only say, "What do you want to say?"

When Li Er saw that he was answering, he quickly changed his mind and went to the restaurant. He poured out a cup of wine and gave it to Hua Er. Hua Er had no choice but to drink it and gave Li Er a cup in return, saying, "If you have something to say, please say it quickly."

Li Er said: "Wait a minute, if we talk about the future, I'm afraid you won't be able to drink anymore."

Hua Er was suspicious and had to drink a few more cups, saying, "If a man doesn't make sense, it's like a blunt sword that hurts people. If I explain, I can drink more."

Li Er deliberately did not want to say anything, Hua Er said: "Well, since you don't want to say anything, I won't eat it either, go."

Li Er said: "I'm afraid you won't believe me and will blame me instead."

Hua Er said: "I don't blame you."

Li Er said, "Well, I'll tell you. It's up to you whether you find it strange or not. Have you ever met Ren San recently?"

Hua Er said, "A few days ago, he came back from the academy, and I went to his house for a drink."

Li Er was silent. Then he said, "Brother, the day before yesterday, Second Mother scolded me. When Ren San came to your house, Second Mother hid him at home. I found out and wanted to go in and find him. So Second Mother got angry and scolded me back. You are a real man, you can't be deceived by a woman."

Hua Er thought about it again and again, my wife is such a decent person, why would she speak like this? Then he said, "Since you knew that Ren San was at my house that day, you should have told me the truth. Now according to what you said, they must have had an affair. This is not a joke, so tell me the truth."

Li Er said, "It doesn't matter. I saw him go in for a long time and didn't come out, so I had to search. If it's a lie, I'll punish you. If you still don't believe it, go ask your neighbor, Tailor Zhou."

Hua Er said, "Yes, I think there is a reason for this. I haven't seen him for a long time. I think he hid in my house that day and you found out. He was afraid that you would ambush and catch him, so he didn't want to go out. So he said he came to find me and go out with me to hide it from others. Yes, yes, no need to say more. It must be true. I have to kill the two men to make me less angry."

Li Er said: "Keep quiet. If things don't work out, it will be bad. We need to come up with a plan before we can get rid of them."

Hua Er asked what he was worried about, and Li Er said, "I do have a plan, but I don't want to be discovered by Er Niang, or else she will harm me."

Hua Er said: "It's okay, I will be cautious."

Li Er said, "There is no time to lose. You can announce tonight that if you have to go to the capital city tomorrow morning, you can go and invite Ren San to your home to talk. Don't wait for him to come. You can go out first. If he comes and sees that you are not at home, he will naturally stay overnight and I will inquire with you. If he is, I will let you know. Then you can go home and do it."

Hua Er said: "Yes. Don't leave it now, see you tomorrow."

Li Er said: "Don't let it leak."

Hua Er said, "No need to share."

When he got to the door, the tailor happened to be at home and called out, "Master Zhou, I have something to ask you."

When Old Zhou saw Hua Lin, he understood. He hurriedly asked, "What can I do for you? Do you want me to make some clothes for you?"

Hua Er said: "You can't hide it from me. I can't hide this from you either. Have you seen what happened to Ren San?"

Old Zhou said, "Sir, I don't care about such trivial matters. This is a sin. It's a sin. We are a couple in our previous life. You just need to be careful. Why ask me?"

After hearing these words, Hua Er was really shocked. After saying "please", he went home, opened the door, and pretended not to be annoyed at all and said, "I have to go to the capital city tomorrow. Please help me prepare some wine and food."

Er Niang asked, "What are you going to do?"

Hua Er said: "Go find someone to talk to."

Er Niang was secretly happy but didn't say anything.

Let's talk about Li Er talking about this dispute. He guessed in his heart: "Hua Er will definitely ask Tailor Zhou when he returns. He will inevitably walk to the tailor's door to ask."

When Lao Zhou saw Li Er, he quickly came out and told Hua Er why he asked, saying, "I totally believe it."

Then he asked Li Er, "How can we catch him?"

Li Er said, "While Hua Er pretended to go out, he asked Ren San to come home to talk. If he came back and saw Hua Er was not there, he would naturally take the bait again. Then I inquired with him and found that it was true. I went to report it to Lao Hua. I made sure that both of them became headless ghosts, which would satisfy me."

The next day, Hua Er got up and said to his wife, "I am going to the mansion now. I thought I disturbed Ren Sanguan the other day, so I will prepare some small dishes and add a few flavors to invite him to the feast. I will go and invite him now. If he is late, you can eat with him."

Er Niang said happily, "How can I accompany you?"

Hua Er pretended to buy some things and met Li Er. They agreed to check on Ren San today. He first gave the knife to Li Er for inspection, and then went to meet Ren San and asked him to come home in the afternoon to talk.

It is said that tailor Zhou was repeatedly urged by Zhang Dianshen's family to make clothes, so he had no choice but to do it.

After a while, grandma came out and asked, "Master, why didn't you come until now?"

Old Zhou shouted, "Grandma, I've been so busy that I've missed your business. Today, our neighbor Hua's family had a big event and I wanted to see what was going on at home. But the housekeeper forced me to come here."

When grandma heard him say the word "Hua family", she asked, "Could it be that Hua Lin's family?"

Old Zhou said, "That's right. How did grandma know that?"

Grandma said, "His family and I are related. If there is anything important going on in his family today, please tell me."

Old Zhou said: "Since he is your relative, it is inconvenient to say it."

Grandma said, "That's fine. If you have something to say, just say it quickly."

Old Zhou was a quick-witted man, but when he saw that he was under great pressure, he thought it would be difficult to hide the truth. He said, "Don't blame me. To tell you the truth, his wife, Er Niang, is very pretty and charming. She is having an affair with a man named Ren Sanguan."

Grandma asked, "Where is Ren Sanguan? Who is he?"

Old Zhou said: "His father is a historian."

Grandma asked anxiously, "Do the two of them dare to do such a thing?"

She replied, "It's been a long time. Hua Lin has a friend named Li Er who wanted to go to muddy water. Er Niang refused, but he later found out. I told Hua Lin yesterday, and today Li Er made a plan. He pretended that Hua Lin was going to the city, and asked Ren San to come to his house instead. I thought Er Niang would let him stay overnight. We will both be headless ghosts tonight."

Grandma Zhang asked, "How do you know?"

He replied, "Li Er is very close to me. He told me to help him. That's why I know."

After hearing these words, the grandmother quickly entered her daughter's room and told her everything.

The daughter asked, "How can we save him?"

Grandma said, "Don't make any noise yet. I will go and tell Second Mother to save his life and repay his kindness the day before. At the same time, I will have my family ride to Ren's house and tell Ren Sanguan not to go to Hua's house today. Someone wants to kill you. Stay at home and don't go out, and you will be safe."

The daughter said, "Since mother has left, it would be better if she could hurry up."

They immediately called for a female sedan chair and carried it to the Hua family at full speed. The sedan bearer knocked on the door. Er Niang heard the knock and thought it was Ren Sanguan who had arrived. She opened the door and saw it was none other than Grandma Zhang. He was surprised and delighted, and bowed hurriedly. After thanking him, he asked, "Where is Mr. Hua?"

Er Niang said, "I have something to do in the city, so I will be out for a while."

Grandma thought, "This is true."

Er Niang said, "Grandma, please sit inside."

The two of them sat down in the pavilion. The grandmother whispered this in Er Niang's ear, and she was so frightened that her face turned pale and her teeth chattered.

After a while, he leaned over to thank her and said, "If it weren't for grandma telling me about this, I would have been killed."

Grandma said: "First, to repay the kindness, and second, to save my son-in-law's life."

Er Niang was very grateful, so she set out wine and food for the three officials and invited grandma to have a few drinks. I am leaving.

Ren Sanguan was at home, getting dressed up neatly before going out. Before he had taken a few steps, someone from the Zhang family hurriedly grabbed him and whispered something in his ear.

The three officials were shocked, and after a moment of silence, they said, "I understand."

The Zhang family members were sent inside to eat. I turned around and sat in the study, thinking: "I won't go, I hope Er Niang is safe. I can't help but write a letter and ask Wenzhu to take it, saying that I have something to do and can't get the wine.

When you see the flower for the second time, you must not be suspicious. "Immediately sealed, Wenzhu took it,

Finally he surrendered to Hua's family. Second Lady stopped him and said, "Tell Third Master not to come."

Li Erliu stayed at home in Hualin drinking, waiting for Ren San to take the bait. Li Er was unsure whether Ren San would leave or not.

Walk to Ren's house. He asked an old housekeeper, "Old officer, has your Third Master gone to the Hua family for a drink?"

The housekeeper said casually, "He's gone."

Li Er heard this and walked back to Hua Lin and said, "Ren San has already gone to your house."

Hua Lin gritted his teeth and said, "How hateful! How hateful!"

Li Er persuaded him, eating from a big bowl and saying, "Eat more so you can get started."

Before he knew it, it was getting dark, and Hua Lin took up his knife and left. Li Er said, "Wait a minute. Let me go and find out. He may be upstairs in your house or in the back porch. I'll go and kill him with a single blow. If we can't catch him and he gets away with us, we'll be laughed at. You can sit here and eat two more bowls slowly. I'll go and see what's going on and report back to you."

Let's say that Er Niang thought to herself, "I don't have a man, so why should I be afraid of him? But I hate Li Er. He helped my husband and killed me. I thought he must have come to investigate first. I have a reason for this."

It is true. People have no intention to harm the tiger, but the tiger has the intention to hurt people. He first lit the lamp and put it on the stove, then half-closed the door and sat at the middle door. Secretly waiting for Li Er to come.

Unexpectedly, when Li Er pushed the door, he found it was half-open. He walked quietly to the middle door to eavesdrop.

Er Niang determined that it was Li Er, so she called out, "San Lang, come this way."

He grabbed Li Er and started to pull his pants.

Li Er was confused for a moment, unable to restrain his lust, and thought: "If I have to do this with him every day, I won't be able to do it, so I might as well pretend to be Ren San and have some fun with him first."

The two of them started doing it in the pavilion. Li Er was very happy and thought: "I will go back to Fuhualin after I finish this. I will tell Ren San that he is not coming and I will deal with it later. I will leave this woman here and plan for a long time."

Although Er Niang knew that he was not her lover, in order to get her way, she flattered him deliberately and acted like a coquettish woman, pressing her vagina against Li Er's wet root, which made Li Er very amused.

Hua Lin was getting tired of waiting and thought, "Why didn't he come? I think he ran into the thief and started a fight. If he got away with the thief, how could I get angry with him?"

With knife in hand, he walked to the door in one breath. Seeing the door open, he walked in.

Er Niang was listening attentively, and when she heard footsteps, she knew it was Hua Lin coming. She shouted, "Neighbors, someone saw that my husband was not at home and raped me! Come and catch him quickly."

When Li Er heard this, he wanted to leave, but he was held tightly by Er Niang and could not move.

Hua Lin was a very rude person. He walked up to the adulterer, grabbed his hair, and without saying a word, chopped off his head with a knife.

Hua Er came to catch Er Niang again, but Er Niang had already tied his hands by the door. Hua Er was caught off guard and was hit by Er Niang with a knife. The knife had already fallen to the ground. Er Niang hurriedly flicked the knife towards the hut, and no one knew where the knife had gone.

Hua Er said, "Whore, stop being wild. I heard that Ren Ze had been having an affair with you, so I came here today to kill you. Now that the adulterer is dead, how dare you be so rude!"

He went forward to catch her, but Erniang tied the rope around his hand and slapped him, crying out, "Oh, it hurts so much!"

Then he shouted, "It's too much. I won't give up."

Er Niang scolded, "Stupid, how can you rape and kill your wife in this world? I am shouting here, you are my husband, help me catch him, that is the right thing to do. How can you kill the rapist and now want to kill me!"

Hua Lin cursed, "Stop talking so sweetly. Li Er said that you two have been having an affair for a long time. I guess you called me rape because you knew I was coming to kill you today. I want to save your life. Don't even think about letting you go."

Er Niang said, "No wonder you want to cause trouble. How would I know? Third Uncle Ren is a scholar, how could he have such intentions?"

Hua Lin said: "You are still so slick. You killed a thief on the ground and you are still so hateful."

Er Niang said, "You fool! When Li Er came in just now, he said, 'Er Niang, I have always admired your beauty and begged you several times. If you obey me today, I will save you from death. If you don't obey me, your life will be over.' Then he took me down here. I refused to obey him, so he raped me. I screamed until my mouth was dry. No one came to save me. You killed Li Er, how can you say that you killed Ren San!"

Hua Lin walked to the corpse and took out a lamp to shine it. He raised his head, took a closer look, and was surprised. He immediately scattered it in the underground passage:

"Yes, he tried to rape you several times but failed, so he came up with this plan. He just wanted to keep me here. He came here first to rape you. He thought I would come, so he acted without hesitation. I think God has a vision, and I deserve what I have done. Now let me ask you, when did Ren San leave today?"

Er Niang said, "He has not come. When you leave, I will ask a servant to bring you a letter."

I will hand this letter to Hua Lin. Hua Lin washed his hands, looked under the lamp and said, "So he didn't come to my house. Li Er told me he was here again, and the truth was clear. Good job. I almost killed you."

Er Niang sneered, "It's not good to point out adultery, and it's not good to let it go. If you catch a thief, you'll find the stolen goods. If you catch an adulterer, you'll find his partner. You have no background, why did you kill me? It's just this dead body, let's see how you deal with it!"

Hua Lin thought for a while and said, "Get a bag and pick it up. Carry it and throw it at Li Er's house. Besides, he doesn't have many contacts here, so how can he know that I killed him? It would be best if we can hide it from the neighbors."

Second Lady said, "Tailor Zhou has his door closed today. Father Wang next door has gone to his daughter's home. The Zhang family here has gone to the countryside on a business trip, and Mother is not at home either. They were not there when I was screaming so loudly just now, so he raped her. Now I don't think she has come back. I'd better pack it up and send it to him as soon as possible."

He first sprinkled clean water on the ground and washed it clean, then helped Hua Lin to carry the body on his shoulders, and walked all the way to Li Er's door, pushed it open, dumped the body out and left. Scatter the bags in the Guanhe River.

When I got home, I saw Er Niang waiting for me at the door. Hua Er asked, "Why are you standing here?" Er Niang said, "I'm sitting inside, it's a bit scary." Hua Er said, "It's okay, why should I be afraid of him." He took some fire and made some vinegar charcoal, mixed up the wine and drank together, and after the meal went to bed to have some fun.

From then on, Er Niang gave up. Yu Huaer said, "My daughter is old and alone. Why don't I bring her home to accompany me so that you won't be suspicious."

Hua Er said, "That makes sense. I have decided not to be idle anymore. I will use the things that the Zhang family gave me the other day as capital and start a business to make a living." Er Niang said happily, "That's the way to do it."

Ren Sanguan also changed his mind. He chose a day to marry his wife. The couple lived in harmony and no longer wanted to go to Hua's house for a stroll.

Let’s talk about the quick-talking old Zhou who had finished making clothes at Zhang’s house and returned home at dusk. Passing by Li Ermen, I thought:

"I don't know how this matter is going. If it is settled, I will take five taels of his head."

I couldn't help but push the door and see that it was open.

"So we've returned home." One shouted and the other walked inside. I tripped over the corpse and fell on it. I felt around and found it was a human being. How could he be sleeping on the ground? Wet again? I think he vomited because he was drunk. It would be better to go back tonight. Come and pick it up tomorrow.

He got up, his body was wet and bruised. He closed the door, walked back step by step, opened the door with the key, entered the room, there was no light, and he went to bed and fell asleep.

Let’s talk about the next day, something good happened to neighbor Li Er. He called out, "Brother Li, the sun is three feet high, and the door has not been opened yet."

He pushed it casually and was shocked to see his head and body separated. He shouted, "This place is bad. I don't know who killed Li Er here."

Soon, it caused a stir among many people. The local leader looked at it and said, "Don't worry. There is blood here. We can't leave. Let's search step by step. We will find out where it is."

Everyone followed the bloody path and disappeared all the way to Tailor Zhou's door. Seeing that his door was closed, everyone started knocking on it. Old Zhou was so frightened that he jumped out of bed, put on his clothes, got out of bed and opened the door.

When everyone saw his clothes were covered in blood, they all shouted, "Yes, yes."

They pushed and twisted their way to Huating County and reported to the grandfather. The magistrate kept making excuses.

The old man could not bear the torture, so he came back to life and was thrown into prison, where he was charged with a mysterious crime. At the same time, the local Lijia collected the bodies and reported back.

Later, Tailor Zhou died in prison, and was dragged out and thrown into a mass grave. This was such a shame! Just because of his quick tongue and greed for five taels of silver, he wanted to kill someone.

Hua Erniang was destined to be killed by the knife, but because she saved Ren San's wife and had a kind heart, grandma saved her life.

It is true: a good heart can only bring good things, and an evil heart can only bring evil things. Looking closely, God is good!

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This episode is selected from "Happy Enemies"