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Oranges are often found in people's homes. Take a plump, large orange. Remove the skin from both ends. I just saw a hole in the middle of the orange sac, but the entrance was smaller at this time. Insert two fingers into the hole and rotate it left and right to make the hole gradually larger until it is suitable for X insertion. At this time, the orange sac is rubbed by the fingers, and the orange juice has a good lubricating effect. At this point, the simulated X transformation of an orange is completed (note: be sure not to break the outer skin of the orange, otherwise the orange may be broken apart when thrusting vigorously. Just open the two ends). In order to simulate realistically, warm the transformed orange with hot water for 2 minutes. take out. Hold it in your hand, push your penis in with force, and you will find that it is so similar to a woman's penis! In less than 5 minutes, your semen will burst out! So refreshing! This method has the same effect as Comrade (A Bit of Taste’s) cucumber method. However, oranges can hide your secrets better. The family will never suspect! Even if you are caught by your family suddenly, you can eat it immediately. I will never wear a band, so I strongly recommend this method! !
The simplest way is to put on a condom, apply lubricant on your hands (soap will also work), find a stool, put a pillow or something like that on the stool, spread your legs and put yourself on top (like riding a horse), with your testicles pressed underneath. Because it is a soft cushion, it will not hurt and you will also feel a very quick sensation. Then make a clenched X in your right hand. Keep your hands still and move your body as if you were having real sex. Although it may not feel very good on your hands, your sexual organs can definitely experience unprecedented pleasure!
1. Rubber gloves masturbation method. This method is the simplest and can be used by everyone. Before masturbating, please prepare lubricant (strong soapy water or perfumed soapy water will also work) and a pair of rubber gloves, preferably medical ones, which are thin and help enhance pleasure and transfer heat. The specific method is to stand or sit, apply the prepared lubricant on X and gloves, put the gloves on your right hand (if you are not left-handed), and gently stroke X with the gloves until it is as hard as iron. At this time, you have to sprint with all your strength, hold your breath and twitch at the fastest speed, because only in this way will you feel the difference from fucking. Rapid stroking will make your, produce extremely strong pleasure, cause muscle spasm throughout the body, and thus reach orgasm. It should be noted that if you use soapy water, please wet both X and scrotum. This is both enjoyable and equivalent to washing your little brother, killing two birds with one stone. During masturbation, you will feel the pleasure of smoothness, speed, and the sound of "pa pa", which is much better than masturbating yourself.
2. Cucumber masturbation method: Take a cucumber, cut off both ends with a knife, and keep the middle part for use. Note that the length of this part of the cucumber should be slightly shorter than your X! Use a spoon to hollow out the seeds in the middle of the cucumber so that the diameter of the hole can just accommodate your X. Then blanch the cucumber in boiling water for a while. This way the cucumber will not break easily and will be warmer than your X! After doing all this, you can feel comfortable, lean on the sofa, make your body at an angle of 120 degrees, slowly use your hands to make your X hard, then put the cucumber on your X, but be careful not to let the warm cucumber burn you to orgasm! If you can make it, you can move the cucumber up and down. You will feel the same warmth and smoothness as X, but it is much more stimulating than sex. You can push the cucumber up, down, left, right, and in any direction. You can't do that with sex! You can also stretch out your hands, pinch the cucumber with your fingers, and rub it up and down, so that the cucumber rotates at high speed on your X, which is very enjoyable! Also, you will see X moving in and out of the top of the cucumber, which is quite exciting! At the same time, cucumber juice and your semen are the best cleaning liquids. They will make your penis, scrotum and testicles extremely comfortable, as if every pore is open to absorb the juice. It is also rich in nutrients, which is more enjoyable than just taking a shower!
3. Faucet masturbation method: This method is best used while taking a bath. The specific method is: when you finish washing, unscrew the faucet head and let the water flow down in a straight line. At this time, the water force will be very strong. Please adjust the water temperature and water flow according to your preferences, and then let the water hit X directly. Now it's time to delay you, because you will have a strong urge to defecate and may not be able to get an erection. So at this time you should lift your anus, use force on your penis, stimulate sensitive parts with your hands, and try hard to make your penis erect (this may exhaust you). If you succeed in getting an erection, you will find that your penis is as big and strong as it is during normal ejaculation, but it is still hard and capable. Then you let the water hit your penis. Of course, you should mainly stimulate your penis, and at the same time, your hands should cooperate with the water to stroke your penis until ejaculation. The amount of semen and the degree of orgasm will surprise you - you would never have thought that you would ejaculate more than 10 milliliters of semen! Even if you just came once! Serious warning: This method will make your body muscles stiff and cramped from the beginning to the end, so don’t forget to wear slippers and hold the handrails when you enjoy it! Otherwise, don’t blame me if you fall!
4. Vacuum cleaner masturbation method: Friends who have a vacuum cleaner at home may wish to give it a try. First you need to prepare a piece of hose, preferably a rubber one, one inch longer than your X and about the same thickness as X. Remove the vacuum cleaner's suction head, then insert the hose, and apply lubricant to the inside of the tube. It is best not to use water-soluble lubricant. Then fix the vacuum cleaner tube on the washing machine or bathtub, at the same height as your X, and place the vacuum cleaner next to you so that you can turn on the power. Stand still, take out your X, and coat it with oil. Insert the X into the hose and turn on the power. Hold it firmly with one hand, otherwise the stimulation caused by the strong suction will knock you over! The suction will wrap the hose tightly around your penis, and the internal suction will make your penis erect instantly, faster than you can imagine! When your penis is fully erect, you can use your waist to slowly pull it out, then relax and let the suction of the vacuum cleaner suck your penis back into the hose, or you can hold the hose and move it in circles repeatedly to reach orgasm. The feeling is ten times better than the butterfly vibration during oral sex! If you are extremely capable and can last a long time without ejaculating, you can put a hot towel on the hose, which is much warmer than X. It guarantees that you will ejaculate a lot and ejaculate continuously. If you don’t want to ejaculate quickly but can’t help it, you might as well put a towel wrapped in ice on the hose, so that you can play for a long time! Repeated sucking and playing like this has a good therapeutic effect on impotence. Those who have played with it will find that the internal suction force in the hose is tighter than a woman’s vagina, and even greater than the suction force during oral sex! During sexual intercourse, you can also use this method to play with girls, such as using a straw without the tip to suck her breasts. After sucking the nipple, pull hard and you may be able to pull out more than 10 cm. This can make the nipple engorged with blood and make the girl excited. Suck on her clitoris and she will cum soon.
5. Ejaculation without erection: This method is only suitable for friends with phimosis or excessive foreskin. If you have undergone circumcision, you don’t need to try it again, as you definitely can’t do it. The specific method is: lie on the bed, don't let X get erect, the softer the better, put a soft pillow under X, put X between the pillow and belly, and let X face the belly button, don't face it down! Use your waist to gently squeeze X, so that X can be evenly stressed between the belly of the pillow, but be careful! To make the foreskin fully cover the X, use your waist to exert force diagonally downward. When you exert force, the foreskin will move in the direction of X. In this way, when you exert force, the foreskin will rub on the X once, producing pleasure, and the root will also feel it, just like poking in the X. The pleasure can last for 2 seconds. Lift your waist, let the X fully relax, and then press it down again. Repeat this process, and it will feel as pleasurable as making bubbles. When you are about to ejaculate, you must hold it tightly and feel the spasm of the testicles and X. You can feel that you have ejaculated, but the semen is still in the vas deferens. After the pleasure, turn around and the semen will flow out continuously, like leucorrhea. If you are cleaning the battlefield, don't stop after wiping off the flow, because there is still a lot of semen in the urethra, and it will not flow out quickly due to the lack of pressure. Some semen will take several hours to flow out. You can use your hand to stroke forward from the root of X several times, and it will be clean. "If you always hold it down to ejaculate, it may lead to retrograde ejaculation, because the semen cannot be discharged from the urethra, and the volume of the vas deferens in your urethra is not as large as the amount of semen, then the semen will be shot into the bladder under the force of ejaculation." At the beginning, you may not be able to successfully complete masturbation in one go, but as long as you gradually explore, you will soon find the trick. After you become proficient, you can put a thick book under X, or do it on a plank bed, it will help you reach orgasm faster! If it works for you, you might want to put your hand under the X and adjust the force with your hand.
Go to the market and buy a fresh piece of pork, the bigger the better! At least 2 catties. What kind of meat is good? I have tried them all. The beef fibers are too coarse and not delicate. As for the mutton, there are not many large chunks of meat and it is too stringy and not good. Pork is best. After buying it, soak it in 40℃ warm water for 1 hour (be patient, don’t go sell meat now). Then choose a good spot on the meat so that you can pierce a 17-18 cm cut (how long is your penis when it's angry? Don't make sure it goes all the way through!). How do you do this using a double-sided narrow pointed knife (no more than 2 cm in width)? First, cut an orange horizontally and see how people separate the segments. That’s right, just cut it like this! What next? Find a secret place and do it! If the meat is in large pieces, then you should use meat B, if the meat is in small pieces, then you should use meat BX! If you have greater ability, you can artificially create some flesh thorns inside the meat. Cool! What kind of pork is best? I've tried it too. The lean meat feels like a virgin, the pork belly feels like a young woman, and the fat meat is the best. The feeling of my penis is particularly delicate, like a juicy newlywed girl! |
