Mistaken identity In Qiantang County, Hangzhou Prefecture, Zhejiang Province, there were two local rich men. One was surnamed Zhu, named Zigui, also known as Fangqing, and was 28 years old. His wife died early, and he only had one concubine, who was from Yangzhou and named Yu Qiaoer. She was only 22 years old and was a beauty unparalleled in the world. A man named Long, also known as Tianding, was 26 years old. His wife had died, so he went to Nanjing to have sex with a prostitute named Yuxiang, who was 22 years old and from Suzhou. She was extremely beautiful, needless to say. Their two families lived next to each other in a busy area in front of Zhejiang Post Station. Both of them were half-literate and half-vulgar local rich men, and they pretended to be elegant with their scarves or hats. Zhu Zigui also loved children, so he got together with a handsome young official named Zhang Yang, who was only seventeen years old and looked like a woman, very lovely. During the day, they met Long Tiansheng, and the three of them drank and played together, and did some romantic things whenever they had time. Long Tiansheng also loved his good looks and wanted to do the same with him several times, but he was unable to do so because Zhu Fangqing was too strict. It is not difficult to do so. It is just that the two families are unwilling to relax, so it becomes a difficult task. Let’s not talk about that. A new pond for releasing life was built in the West Lake. There were two layers of broken banks for several miles around it, with a pond for releasing life built in the middle. It was very neat and could be compared with the temple in the center of the lake. Therefore, beautiful women gathered from all directions and tourists came everywhere to add to the splendor. Every year on the eighth day of April, which is the day of Buddha's bathing, local people in the city buy all kinds of aquatic creatures and release them into the pond, which is different from the past. Zhang Yang learned about it and said to Fang Qing, "Tomorrow is the eighth day of the fourth month. It will be fun to release animals in the West Lake. Why don't we take a boat trip on the lake in the morning or evening?" Fang Qing said, "Yes." He hurriedly called the messenger to go to Yongjin Gate to call for a boat, and then rowed to Changqiao to wait. When Long Tiansheng heard the news, he said, "I'll also contribute some money and go and have some fun together." Yuxiang knew about it and said to her husband, "I have five taels of silver. Let's buy some snails and go on a trip together." Tiansheng said: "It would be better if we could bring Zhu Erniang along with us." Yuxiang walked to the back garden and went to the corner gate, only to see a maid opening the door. When Qiao'er heard that Long Er Niang had arrived, she hurried over to greet her. Yuxiang explained the reason. Qiao Er smiled and said, "Thank you for taking me with you. Let's go for a walk together. I will also buy some aquatic creatures and do some good deeds together. It will be worth it." So he invited Yuxiang to have lunch. After leaving for a while, Qiao'er told her husband that Long Erniang had invited him to go for a trip together. Fang Qing said, "Yes." It’s better to prepare the food and drinks overnight. The next day, he called for the sedan bearers and carried the sedan all the way to Chang'an and got off the boat on the lake. Everyone met each other. Qiao'er and Yuxiang sat at one table, and the three men sat at the table below. They rowed the boat to the edge of the pond for releasing animals and looked towards the temple. It was indeed a grand gathering. There were men and women coming and going in an endless stream, like walking in a mountain valley, making it hard to keep up. The five of them then boarded the boat and arrived at the pavilion in the middle of the lake. They went ashore and climbed the tower, which was indeed a pleasing sight. Zhu Fangqing looked at Yuxiang and stole glances at her frequently; Long Tiansheng, when he saw Qiao'er, showed affection to her at every turn. The two women understood secretly. Just then he saw the red sun was about to set, so he quickly turned back. They arrived at the original place early, and the sedan bearers were waiting for them. They returned according to the route they had taken earlier. From then on, the ladies of the two families became friends, and they went back and forth without any reservations. It was because Long Tiansheng always wanted to be friends with Zhang Yang, and Zhu Fangqing also followed his wishes. One night, Zhang Yang stayed at Fangqing Library and had sex with Yuqing. Fangqing spoke highly of Yuxiang's beauty and admired her so much that she could not seduce her like this. Zhang Yang said: "This is not difficult. As the old saying goes, if you sacrifice yourself, you can win others. I guarantee you will be able to do it." Fang Qing said, "I can't exchange my wife for him." Zhang Yang laughed and said, "Long Tiansheng always wants me to do this with him, but for your sake, I don't want to do it again. As long as this matter happens to me, I can do it. ” Fang Qing said, "You can't treat it as a joke. She is a woman who is not like you. If she refuses and starts to scream, it will be disgraceful." Zhang Yang said: "Since ancient times, people have been as bold as the sky. How can such a bold person accomplish anything great?" Fang Qing said, "How can I plot against you?" Zhang Yang said with a smile, "The doorman of his family, Old Li, is deaf and blind. You can hide in front of Long's door in advance. When I knock on the door and call Tiansheng, just say that you are going to drink somewhere and will not be back at night. I will go to your room with him to rest. When you see me coming in, pretend to be Tiansheng and go straight into the inner room. It would be better if there is no light in the room. If there is a light, just blow it out with your mouth and get under the quilt. Can Yuxiang say that you are not suitable for anyone else? Don't say anything. Now that you have it, it's not too late to talk slowly." Fang Qing smiled and said, "Good plan, good plan, but I'm afraid there will be some mistakes, what if I recognize it?" Zhang Yang said: "Why would you be afraid of him if you recognized him? He is nothing but a prostitute. She doesn't care about you. She is a chaste woman. Even if she recognizes him, she will be happy if she changes to another man." Fang Qing said, "So I will lie to Qiao'er tonight and just say that I rested in the study with you." Zhang Yang said: "This is your business, I can't do it." After making up her mind, Fang Qing took off her scarf and clothes, and waited until dusk, then went to the gate of the Long family with Zhang Yang and kissed them for a few seconds. Lao Li asked who it was, and Zhang Yang shouted, "It's me, I want to see your master." Old Li said, "Grandpa is asleep." Zhang Yang said, "If you have something important to discuss, go see him. Just go in and talk." Lao Li opened the door, went in for a while and said, "I'm here." Fang Qing stood aside and came out to meet Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang pulled it to the front and whispered in his ear, and he was extremely happy. Zhang Yang said, "You can quietly go into Zhu's study and wait for me. Old Li can just lock the door." Tiansheng entered the Zhu family's gate, Zhang Yang pushed Fangqing into the Long family, and asked Lao Li to close the door. Old Li responded and closed the door. Fang Qing walked all the way to the back porch, where she saw a maid coming out with a lamp. Fang Qing covered her lower face with her sleeves and walked inside. Seeing that there was a light in the room, he glanced over and saw the bed curtains clearly. He quickly turned off the light, closed the door and went to sleep. Yuxiang said: "I just said that little thing asked you to go out and do that thing, why did you come in willingly?" Fang Qing sneered, then hugged him and went to do the business. Yuxiang had no idea it was Zhu Zigui, and she quickly spread her golden lotus and gently lifted up her body. Fangqing was overjoyed and took off all their clothes. They hugged each other tightly, and they worked several times harder in the intercourse. Seeing that he was not like this with Zhang Yang, Yuxiang came to linger with him and became even more coquettish. It seemed that they were both very happy. After a while, the rain stopped and the clouds dispersed. I fell into a deep sleep until the fifth drum, and then went back to the balcony. As daybreak approached, Fang Qing stood up. Yuxiang said, "It's early, it's better to sleep." Fang Qing said in a low voice: "Come if you have anything." He actually went out and opened the door all the way out. When he reached the street, he saw that his door was still closed, so he walked away. The door was opened in a moment. Tiansheng was afraid that Fangqing would come back and see them, so he left Zhu's house early and went back home. Fang Qing walked into the study and met Zhang Yang. They told each other what happened the night before, and they were both secretly happy. Long Tiansheng was afraid that Yuxiang would ask him about it, so he didn't know how to answer and went to the study to wash up. When Yuxiang saw Tiansheng, she didn't say a word. Tiansheng was overjoyed. From then on, he often sneaked into Chencang without anyone knowing. Later, Tiansheng became very close to Zhang Yang. He repeatedly praised Qiao'er's beauty in front of Zhang Yang. But Tiansheng was so happy that he died after sleeping with her for one night. Zhang Yang smiled, thought for a while and said, "It's not difficult. Fang Qing often goes out to rest and never comes home. Just wait until he goes out, and you pretend to be Fang Qing and go to sleep in the inner room. When Er Niang asks you how you got in, just say you talked to me, and there will be no doubt." Born to be very happy. The next day, after Fang Qing went out, Tian Sheng went into the study. Zhang Yang said, "There is no time to lose, let's go in. If the lights are turned off, you must blow them out before you can go to bed." Tiansheng said, "If Qiao Niang recognizes him, how about calling him to stand up?" Zhang Yang said with a smile, "It's also a thing that won't slip away. If you go in now, he won't be like you, Long Tiansheng. Even if he does, he'll just be a friend's concubine, it won't be a big deal. Just go in without worry." Tiansheng followed Zhang Yang's advice, plucked up his courage, and went straight in. Seeing the lights in front of the Buddha, I walked in quietly along the path. When he got to the inner room, the lights were still on. He quickly closed the door, blew out the lights, and took off his clothes. Qiao'er said, "You're getting married tonight, why are you willing to sleep in my room after leaving your beloved?" Tiansheng gave a fake smile, hugged Jia and kissed her. Qiao'er held the tip of her tongue and rolled it around, then fondled and kneaded her breasts. She opened her chest and took off her pants, bringing that pair of wonderful parts together, and started making love with the two treasures. But see: Deep thrusts and shallow thrusts, soft moans and low whispers, the intimacy cannot be expressed in words, and the love cannot be described. Freehand painting, stretching and retracting, borrowing true love, gently and slowly. One swayed her waist, the other dug deep. One water cannot stop flowing, and one fire cannot be stopped. Only when the world is like this would it be so difficult to paint it with a fairy brush. After they finished, they hugged each other and fell asleep. He waited until the cockcrowed to go back to the appointment at Wushan. In a moment it was daybreak. Tiansheng got out of the way, dressed, went out, met Zhang Yang, told him everything, and then went home. Zhang Yang thought to himself, "These two women have mistaken their husbands. Even if they did it, it was just to exchange their marriages. Just keep it a secret from them." But Fangqing was afraid that Tiansheng would come back with a sneaky look on his face; and Tiansheng was afraid of running into Fangqing, so he hid himself. It seemed to be fate for the two of them, and they would never do it again. Besides, they didn't know anything about these two women. Unexpectedly, two months later, Zhu Zigui fulfilled his wish and performed a play at home, inviting relatives and friends, and Yuxiang also came to drink. The play was halfway through when Yuxiang went upstairs to Qiaoniang to relieve herself. Fang Qing had no intention of going upstairs, and when she reached the bed, Yuxiang had not yet fastened her pants. Fangqing went forward and hugged Yuxiang, but Yuxiang refused. Fang Qing smiled and said, "It's been two months since I got better, but today I just don't want to get up." Yuxiang said, "Don't talk nonsense. I will protect your dignity. Don't scream. Just let me go." Fang Qing thought: "Let him go and then ask him slowly." After letting him put on his clothes, Yuxiang ran downstairs as fast as she could. Unexpectedly, after a few days, when the housework was done, Tiansheng was thinking about Qiaoer, Fangqing was thinking about Yuxiang, and inevitably they got some clues from Zhang Yang. When Fangqing saw Yuxiang sleeping on the bed, he took off his clothes and went to bed, intending to have sex with Yuxiang. When they were having a good time, Fang Qing called out, "Is it all right?" Yuxiang said: "Okay!" Fang Qing asked, "You are so affectionate tonight, why did you refuse to die last time upstairs in my house?" Yuxiang was shocked: "I didn't tell you anything about this, how did my husband know? And he said there was someone upstairs in my house, could it be Zhu Fangqing?" The lights were still on, and he took a closer look and said in surprise, "How dare you if you meet my beloved?" Fang Qing said, "You are still in a dream. It is because your husband wants to seduce Zhang Yang. I did this and that on that day last month until now, but I never mentioned it again, so you don't suspect anything." Yuxiang smiled and said, "It's such a strange thing, I'll tell you the whole story." Fang Qing asked: "Why?" Yuxiang smiled and said, "Your father almost recognized your elder brother, but he was also taken in by your husband who pretended to be your brother." Fang Qing was furious when she heard this and said, "This is such a strange thing! It's incredible. I will never give up." Yuxiang laughed and said, "That's unreasonable. I slept with you for two months. How can your wife not sleep with me as your husband? It's you who is unkind, not him. Who did it first?" Fang Qing remained silent. Then he asked, "How does my wife relate to him?" Yuxiang smiled and said, "Tiansheng is also at your house right now, and he hates you. This is the law of nature, and I will repay you with my own. You are even more angry. If you are willing to change next time, we can trade a few times. If not, we can each keep our own place and rest on our own." Fang Qing laughed and said, "Don't let him get away with it." As he said this, he started again. At first, Yuxiang just thought that it was her husband who fucked her, and didn't care about it. But later, when she knew that Fangqing had raped her body, she naturally started to show a charming look again. Fang Qing loved him very much, so she said, "Yu Niang, you and I love each other very much, why don't we switch places, is that okay?" Yuxiang said, "You deserve to die. You had to do this shameful thing in secret. If others knew about it, wouldn't you be so ashamed? You are a real man, but you called someone a coward. Let's see how you behave! I think your second mother doesn't know it's natural. Go home tomorrow night and explain it to her and see how she feels." As he finished speaking, it was getting light, so he got dressed and left. He went to the study, met Zhang Yang, and started telling him the past events in a proud manner. Zhang Yang started to dress, and said with a smile, "This is like a novel about reversed marriage. You don't commit adultery with other people's wives, and other people don't commit adultery with your wife. Your sister-in-law doesn't know about this yet. If she knew, there would be chaos, and it would be bad for outsiders to know. You have to hide the shame, and then you are a wise man. If it spreads, the people on the road outside will spread it like a monument, one person will tell two people, two people will tell three people, and it will spread immediately. Those who sell new articles will be eager to have such a new thing and publish it. Once it is sold in the market, the whole world will know about it. At that time, it will be difficult to buy him to keep silent even if you pay him 10,000 silver coins. It is better to be patient, which is the best policy." Fang Qing said: "Now I think about it, it was you who did this." Zhang Yang said, "What does it have to do with me? You think that Yu Niang is beautiful, and what she does has nothing to do with me." Fang Qing was speechless. She went into the inner room and saw Qiao'er. Qiao'er said, "It's time to wash and comb your hair. Just let your hair down." Fang Qing pulled Qiao'er and whispered, "I left you last night, please don't blame me." Qiao Er laughed and said, "So it was a dog that slept in the bed last night!" Fang Qing said, "I'll tell you tonight." Qiao'er was full of suspicion and was about to ask again, but she saw Fangqing went out again. She thought deeply and tried to figure out the reason. She thought that she was lighter than her husband last night, so could she have been robbed? ” I sigh and groan all night long. After Fang Qing and Zhang Yang had dinner, they went back to the room and slept with Qiao'er. Qiao'er hurriedly asked what happened in the morning. Fang Qing told the story of how she stole Yuxiang from the beginning. Qiao Er sighed and said, "A person must insult himself before others insult him. You were not the first to do so. Now you must not repeat the same mistake again." Fang Qing said, "Yuxiang was born a prostitute, and she is very good at seducing people. Last night, she told me the reason, and when she knew it was me, she showed a lot of love for me. It was hard to let go, and she had to sleep with him again before she would stop." Qiao Er smiled and said, "If that's the case, if Long Tiansheng comes, I won't be able to change my face." Fang Qing said: "Let's wait for the next chapter to find out." The couple must have something going on, it's like they are confessing their feelings and then doing it again, which is actually quite interesting. The next day, Long Tiansheng happened to go to his relative's house to celebrate his birthday. Fang Qing knew about it, so she went to the back garden, opened the back door, and went into Yuxiang's room. When Yuxiang saw this, she was startled and hurried to the cold room at the back and stopped. Fang Qing followed him into the room. Yu Xiang said, "It's better to do this secretly. Why do you come here in broad daylight? If others see us, I'll just have to scream and hide. Don't do this again in the future." Fang Qing smiled and said, "It's just because my dear, when I saw Tiansheng go out, I had this thought, hoping that you would blame me for this crime." Fang Qing took a closer look at Yuxiang and found that she was indeed her beloved. She hugged her and asked for sex. Yuxiang was hard to resist, so they made love on the chair. Indulging in lust during the day makes the desire stronger. Yuxiang knelt on the chair, holding on to the back, her breasts half exposed with her nipples sticking out. Her panties were pulled down a bit, revealing the two pink buttocks that sandwiched her little paradise. Fang Qing happily came forward, touched her breasts and inserted her vagina, you welcomed me and I got closer, the two of you became more affectionate. When the matter was finished, Yuxiang was about to go out to wash her hands. She turned back and said, "Sit down for a while. I'll go out and talk to you later." She went to the room to wash her hands, and asked the maids to play in the outer hall. She closed the door and went back to the room, saying with a smile, "I told Tiansheng about your feelings last night, and he said helplessly, 'It's God's will. It's all right, but I can't bear to part with Qiao'er, what can I do.' I teased him and said, 'How about switching the two?' He said, 'No way. Even though you have seen a lot of people, she is just a young wife, and the two are just some idiots. I think if he is willing to do so, how can I make it difficult? It's better to explain it to Zhang Xiaoguan and ask him to help. We can set up a family feast and have a drink together, and everyone can have no taboos, how about that?'" Fang Qing smiled and said, "It's always better to clean your hands with Sophora japonica flowers. It's useless to come here. It's fine as you say." Fangqing and Yuxiang arrived at the corner gate of the garden. Fangqing pushed the door, but it was locked. After a few quick steps, Qiao'er opened the door and smiled when she saw the two of them: "You two are really good friends. It's fair and just to be together." Yuxiang's face turned red. Qiao Er hurriedly said, "Everyone is making fun of you, why are you so serious? You and I are just ordinary people, there is nothing to be shy about!" He pulled her into his room, called the maid to prepare some toilet paper, and asked Yuxiang to stay and have some wine. Fang Qing went to the study and told Zhang Yang, "Yuxiang said it was natural." Zhang Yang said: "Wait for me to have a draw with you." The next day, Zhang Yang went to Tiansheng's house and tried to match them up, using sweet words and a lot of tricks. Long Tiansheng had already agreed. He talked it over with Fang Qing, and they both accepted it. Each side contributed two taels of silver and wrote a play. They did not invite any outsiders and put it behind the flower hall. It was a play about an extraordinary encounter and an inverted marriage in the two capitals of the north and the south. From then on, the two sides had a clear deal. Unexpectedly, the neighbors heard about this, spread the story, and couldn't stop laughing. Those who are interested in this matter immediately composed the following poem (Xijiangyue): Friendship is like drinking and eating together, exchange for firewood and rice and husband and wife. It is rare to change the world in secret, and it is a little star whore. If you have a son or a daughter, you don’t know who the father and who the grandfather are. The relationship between them is not trivial, so why just put on a show? The news spread all over Hangzhou, and the Zhu and Long families also felt it was indecent. They wanted to move away, but it was inconvenient; they wanted to marry the woman off, but it was difficult to give her up. Then he picked up four lines of poetry and replied to the man who promised him: It is hard to be free from this strange fate, who knows the clever plot in secret. It's all because God has sent me to pay off my debt, there's nothing high or low and nothing to be ashamed of. Afterwards, everyone saw his four lines and gave him four more lines: Zhang Lang's wife Li Langqi, and Li Fu was again appointed as Zhang Minwei. It's never been so strange when you're not ashamed when I joke with you. Zhu Longsan, my brother, said four more sentences: There's nothing wrong with making friends with merchants, so why bother yourself with writing? If my children and grandchildren were like me, how would I respond then? From then on, everyone suddenly realized: "If it is true, if the children and grandchildren are not up to standard, the wife will support the husband in vain. It is better than what his little mother exchanged." Someone else said, "The little mother was changed, and it was also the reason for this." Someone else said, "This is a common thing in the world. Haven't you heard of the story of a beloved wife exchanging horses and giving a concubine to a man in front of a tent?" There was a man named Wang Xiaoer, a bachelor and a scoundrel. One day, when he was drunk, he said, "Zhu Long and the other two are shameless cowards, so they did such a thing." Zhu Zigui happened to be out, and when he heard him cursing harshly, he slapped him in the face. When Long Tiansheng heard it, he came out to help fight. All the neighbors tried to persuade him to stop, and complained to Wang Xiaoer: "At such a young age, you shouldn't be so frivolous." Wang Xiaoer knew he was not the right person, so he jumped into the river late at night and died. Nobody knows. After a few days, the corpse floated up and onto the surface of the river. The fisherman fished the body ashore and everyone identified it, only then did they realize that it was Wang Xiaoer who had drowned in the river. The head of that place, seeing that he had an enemy, refused to buy wood for storage. It happened that the magistrate of Qiantang County went to Zhejiang to meet his superior. The local government reported the matter from beginning to end. The magistrate caught all three people with one stick and made them kneel on the ground. The master asked, "Why did you two indulge in lust and kill Wang Xiaoer?" Zhu Zigui said, "Master, you should be the first to bear the brunt of the crime. Wang Xiaoer insulted me, but I only slapped him a few times. He knew he was unreasonable and jumped into the river to die. It has nothing to do with me." The master said, "If you really jumped into the river, you must pay for it with your life. Get your fever down and bury the silver." Zhang Yang, Long Tiansheng and Zhu Yugui were each given thirty strokes of the cane as a punishment for indulging in adultery. The two women were unaware and refused to take the blame, so they were exempted from testimony and expelled. He immediately interrogated: After investigation, it was found that Zhu and Long were the two most treacherous people in the world. They allowed their wives to commit adultery and gave birth to beasts. They brought disaster upon themselves and were scolded by others, but they were willing to endure the humiliation. Wang Xiaoer was a drunkard and a violent criminal, and now he is just a ghost floating in the river. Zhu Yugui did not think of any method and just used the Fengliu Fist recklessly. Long Tiansheng helped with all his strength, so he should not be blamed for the crime. The two families of Zhang Yang were restricted to matchmaking, how could they bear the bias of the police stick? Burn and bury them quickly, the crime will be settled. The two people are guilty of the same crime. The two women can choose other good men and each become a wife, so as to avoid the punishment of family lineage. Only when you have your own child will you no longer be surprised by your father's doubts. Forgiveness and blame are thirty, and the above matters shall be carried out as soon as possible. If one goes to power in violation of the declaration, he shall be severely punished and dismissed. Zhu, Long and Zhang walked out of the post office one step at a time. When I got home, I finished my work. There was nothing they could do, so they broke off their love and married each of the two women to a good man. They each got a wife and returned to their former love. One moved to Wushan and the other moved to Yue. No one spoke again after that. Exactly: A clever plan at the moment becomes a lucky break and becomes a topic of conversation for generations to come. Overall review: A beautiful woman from Yangzhou and a famous lady from Nanruan. Both of them are beautiful and have great talent, and everyone loves them. Zhang Yang used a trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain. The two women took the opportunity to raise fish and change the water. Zhu and Long each have the ability to change the wind and the moon, and the will of heaven is revealed in the retribution of changing the rain and the clouds. Wang Xiaoer fabricated (Xijiangyue) and died in the flowing water. Heaven was right, but human nature was in vain. Take this as a warning for the future. - End - This episode is selected from "Happy Enemies" |
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