I am not a monk (urban life adult novel)

"I'm not a monk, but I can chant sutras. I think about women every day, and I understand love." I was in a

I was singing on the big stage, and countless monks, Taoists, and nuns were cheering for me below.

Early in the morning, the sound of bells pulled me back from my daily routine. I was dreaming. I was lost.

He got up from the bed in a daze, went to the window and opened it without even putting on his clothes. This is my one

It is good for your health to develop a habit of getting up in the morning and breathing some fresh air outside.

The winter chill has sobered me up a lot.

"It's so cold, please close the window." said my senior brother on the bed.

"You are too lazy. Get up quickly and make sure you have your quilt ready." I said, "Today the mayor and the provincial government are

If you want to come and visit, you can just watch TV in your room. "

"I understand. Anyway, I, as a senior brother, cannot go out and see people." The senior brother said and stood up from the bed.

I smiled, then went to the inner bathroom to empty out the things that had accumulated last night and then washed up.

one time.

"Master, breakfast is ready." A woman said as soon as I walked out of the room.

"Thank you, Mr. Lu." I said, clasping my hands together and chanting, "Amitabha~~"

"Master, Secretary Wang called just now and said that the mayor and people from the province will arrive at nine o'clock." She

explain.

"Oh, then please prepare it," I said.

"I'm ready," she said.

"Thank you. You will definitely be blessed by the Buddha," I said.

"Thank you, Master." She said and stepped back.

I'm not a monk, I'm a lama. Lamas are similar to monks. They both chant the Buddha's name, but lamas

But they are different from monks in many ways. For example, clothes. Now if a person shaves his head, he may be regarded as

still. But lamas are much more particular than monks, and their clothes are much more elegant. Now Lamas are mainly distributed in Inner Mongolia.

Ancient, Mongolia, Tibet and other places, and now I am in a small town in Inner Mongolia.

Lamaism in Inner Mongolia was introduced from Tibet, and now the herdsmen on the grasslands still maintain a traditional

The rule is that every couple should have three children. One of the three children was going to be sent to

Well. I have been interested in lamas and monks since I was a child, because monks and lamas in novels and on TV all have

Profound magical power. But I never thought about becoming a lama, and I became a lama only out of necessity.

After graduating from high school, I went to an ordinary university. One day, I put a bottle in my dormitory.

He threw the bottle down, and a damn guy happened to be walking downstairs and was hit on the head by the bottle. So

He deserved to die. A bottle fell on his head and killed him. Coincidentally, he was my rival in love.

I have the idea of ​​killing him but I don't dare to put it into practice. Now, he's dead.

Many people know about our situation, so I am the first suspect. What should I do? I'll pack it up overnight.

The things returned to my hometown in Inner Mongolia, and later with the help of many relatives at home, I was sent to a famous local temple.

He became a monk in a small town and later came to this small town and became the only lama in the town.

The town is located at the junction of Hebei and Inner Mongolia, with beautiful mountains and rivers. In order to develop tourism, the local government

A small temple in the mountains was being expanded, and I happened to be the only lama in the town, so I was invited to the temple.

During holidays, I would hold some rituals, or tell fortunes for people, or consecrate amulets and so on. One to Two

As more and more people came here, I became famous.

The government took great care of me and installed cable TV for me because they feared that I would be lonely. I have no interest in television.

But computers are a different story, because computer science was my major in college. Later, I

Other fellow practitioners fought for a computer in the name of exchanging Buddhist teachings.

This temple is very big, so I found another person to help me. But I never expected to find a woman.

Yes, this woman’s surname is Lu, I don’t know her name, sometimes I call her Mrs. Lu, and in formal occasions I call her donor.

According to the information I received, all her family members died in a fire and she doesn't have many relatives. In town

People say that this woman was born with an unlucky fate and was a disaster.

Later, the government arranged for this woman to do cleaning work in the government compound. Strangely enough, after only one month,

A warehouse in the government office caught fire. The government placed her in a temple, saying that it would use Buddhism to resolve her

doom. She became a handyman and cook in the temple.

Yesterday I received a notice that people from the province were coming to visit. I had no choice but to go and receive them. This temple is now ready.

After that, some leaders would come to visit and burn incense almost every month, and also donate money. To be honest, I hate those

My goodness, it would be great if we could use this money to build a few schools in the poor mountainous areas. Those leaders are even more stupid, they only learn

Materialistic philosophy, in the end you still have to believe in Buddhism or other religions.

I was busy like this for most of the day, and then I had a vegetarian meal with the leaders before seeing them off.

I stood at the temple gate and watched their backs disappear before returning to the temple. When I returned to the room, I found that my senior brother was

Water the flowers there. When I saw my senior brother’s back, the fire of desire immediately ignited in my heart. I immediately walked behind my brother.

I lifted up my monk's robe and rubbed my penis against the middle of my brother's buttocks through his pants.

"Damn it! Are they gone?" said the senior brother.

"Of course, how could I dare to do it otherwise. Come on, help me, I can't stand it anymore." I said

I squatted down and lifted my brother's robe a little higher. After pulling down his pants, I buried my nose between his legs and breathed.

Sucking the smell of the vagina that stimulates my desire.

I stuck out my tongue and licked the crack of her vagina, while pinching her buttocks hard with both hands.

"Well, you are so annoying. What if someone sees us? In broad daylight." The brother pressed his hands

I said, holding my head.

I let go of her lips and spread her legs a little: "Don't worry, there is no one here now. Those leaders are

They left, and those who were watching the fun were all in the main hall. Mrs. Lu was also cleaning up there. "I said and took out my penis.

The glans has fully swelled up, and there is a trace of transparent liquid in the urethra.

She glared at me, then squatted down and rubbed my glans with her white hands.

Then he rubbed it with his face.

A sour and numbing feeling came from the glans. I took off her hat and threw it aside, then

His hands touched her smooth scalp.

"It's cold." She snatched the hat back and put it on her head, then opened her mouth and took my glans in.

Go in and lick it gently with your tongue.

"It's so fucking cool." I said something that was completely inconsistent with my status.

After hearing this, she bit my glans with her teeth and I pushed my glans hard.

Into her throat. She held my hips with both hands. Her nose was almost touching my pubic hair.

I was extremely excited.

Of course my senior is a woman, she is actually my girlfriend. I, a lama who changed my ways, can't

I didn’t have the heart to really understand Buddhism. After being here for a while, I started to think about the past.

I was almost burning with desire every night. Later, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked the government secretary Wang to get

My reason for finding a prostitute in the hotel was simple: "dual cultivation". This method of self-cultivation is found in Buddhist scriptures.

There are records in it. Secretary Wang and I have a good relationship. Whenever there is a donation to the temple, I will always remember his kindness.

Leave some for him appropriately.

Secretary Wang was very efficient. He brought me a woman the next day. After I was with that woman,

Send her back. But this is not a long-term solution. If people know that a lama goes out to look for "chickens" every day,

This is outrageous. I can't stay here anymore.

So I thought of my girlfriend Wang Hong. She has not had a suitable job since graduating from college, and she and

I was also quite lazy, so I called her over to my place. Usually I just pretend to recite the sutra for a while.

I have time for TV, computer and everything else. I can play with it as I like, and I get a good income every month. It's such a good thing.

Of course she agreed.

It was difficult to get her to stay in the temple for a long time. Later, I came up with a solution. I asked her to make a fake

The Lama. Cut her hair and change her into something bigger so that her breasts are covered.

After some dressing up, it really looks like that. To the outside world, I told them that I was a fellow practitioner here, and that was it.

We can be together every day.

"Stop licking me. If you lick me again, this thing will melt." I said and pulled my penis out of her mouth.

She stood up and put her hands on the windowsill.

I lifted her robe to her back and then used my fingers to stir her vagina for a few times. Soon

It got wet inside. I dipped the tip of my glans in her liquid and then grabbed her hips hard with both hands.

"Puff~" the penis was inserted smoothly.

I inserted my hands under her ribs and touched her plump breasts through her monk's robe, while my lower body thrust back and forth vigorously

Come.

The sound of "sizzle" echoed in the room, and waves of fishy smell drifted from our genitals to my

in the nostrils.

Her vagina is very smooth and it is extremely stimulating to penetrate it. As soon as my penis enters a woman's

I didn't care about anything in the vagina. I didn't use the "nine shallow and one deep" method I saw on the Internet before.

He just kept thrusting hard until I was tired.

I was busy for most of the day today, so after a while I felt a little exhausted. A few quick

After rapid thrusting, the semen was shot into her vagina without reservation.

"Huh~~" I let out a long breath and pressed on her back, my penis still inserted in her warm and wet vagina.

On the road.

"Hate it! How come it's over so soon? I haven't had enough yet." She said, shaking her body.

I kissed her on the cheek and said, "No, I've been busy all day, how can I have the energy to do it now?

ah. "

"I don't care, just lick me - otherwise I'll go out and report you for raping me," she said.

"Okay~~ What kind of rape is this? It's more like adultery if we both agreed to it." I said and squatted down.

I put my tongue into the place where my penis had just opened up. At this time, her vagina was already covered with a lot of liquid, and it smelled very good.

The Tao is particularly heavy. I closed my eyes and used my tongue to stir vigorously in her vagina.

"Hmm~hmm~" she moaned with satisfaction.

I put my lips to her vagina and sucked and licked her until she reached orgasm. She shook her body in pleasure.

body.

I stood up and kissed her on the lips, our tongues intertwined.

"Your tongue is salty," she said.

"That's not your own taste." I said and carried her to the bed, then I lay on her body.

While playing with her breasts.

"I'm going home tomorrow," she said suddenly.

"Why? Isn't it nice here?" I said.

"I've been here for more than half a year. I have to go home and visit my parents." She said while pinching my penis.

"When will you be back?" I asked.

"Probably three or four days," she said.

"Well, you'd better hurry up, or I can't take it anymore." I said, rubbing my penis against hers.

Palm.

"I see," she said.

Without the woman, I felt that nothing was interesting. After seeing Wang Hong off in the morning, I returned to my room and

After eating something simple, I went to sleep. I was really tired yesterday and had to do a lot of bed exercises at night. When I

When I woke up again, I found that it was already past three in the afternoon.

After I got up, I had a simple meal and then went to the main hall. There are three statues in the center of the hall.

It is not clear whose Buddha statue is there. These Buddha statues look kind and benevolent during the day, but in the afternoon

The words have a different flavor.

I sat under the central Buddha statue, holding a rosary in my hand, and began to recite the random mantras I had created.

At this time, Mrs. Lu came in to clean the dust that had accumulated in the hall for a day.

"I'm sorry to bother you, Master." She said very politely.

"It's okay, just go ahead," I said.

Mrs. Lu was not very pretty, but her body looked very strong due to long hours of labor in the temple.

Especially the breasts in front of the chest. I always feel that those breasts are developing for the second time. They are bigger than my girlfriend's.

Even if Mrs. Lu turned around slightly, her breasts would move, and my heart would also be pounding.

of. Maybe because my girlfriend just left, I paid special attention to Mrs. Lu.

After cleaning, Mrs. Lu lit a few incense sticks in the incense burner of each Buddha statue, and she also prayed devoutly on the ground.

He kowtowed several times.

"May Buddha bless you, and good donors will be rewarded," I said.

"Thank you, Master." She said, standing up and walking out.

In fact, ever since I started playing with women under the cover of my lama identity, I have thought about replacing Lu Sao with

Go, but she is already in her 30s and homeless, so where can she go? Fortunately, Mrs. Lu is still

I was conscious and just stayed in my room at night, so she didn't notice me for more than half a year.

And Wang Hong's matter.

In the evening, after dinner, I played on the computer for a while, but felt it was boring, so I went to the main hall. When I walk

When I went in, I found Mrs. Lu already kneeling there.

"Sister Lu, oh, benefactor Lu," I cried. Now I really hate my identity.

The way lamas speak will change.

"Oh, Master. You haven't rested yet." She stood up and bowed to me.

"Are you still chanting here so late at night?" I asked.

"Yeah." She nodded, and then her eyes lit up, as if she remembered something: "Master, I... I

I have something to ask you. "

"Please go ahead," I said.

"Well...well...today I accidentally saw the master and your senior brother doing...doing..." She hesitated.

Said vomiting.

I was shocked when I heard this, and a layer of sweat immediately broke out on my bald head under the hat. I didn't expect to hide it for so long.

The time was still discovered, and I suddenly had an idea.

"This! Hahaha~~" I laughed a few times, then chanted a Buddhist mantra: "Actually, Brother

It's just a disguise. Her true identity is a devout Buddhist. She came here because something happened at home

Here, he decided to use Buddhism to resolve the disaster in his body. "

"Ah? So she and I are almost the same. But...but you guys..." asked Mrs. Lu.

"Haven't you heard of the Buddhist practice of dual cultivation? I am sending my yang energy through my mouth and hands.

And Niegen passed my Buddha energy to her, which could help her escape from the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible. This time she went down the mountain

I need to go back and verify the effectiveness of Buddhism. "I talked about the things I saw in the novel in a random manner.

"Oh. So that's how it is. Master is a living Buddha. Please help me!" She suddenly knelt down.

On the ground.

"Please stand up, benefactor. Why is this happening?" I asked.

"Master, you must know my situation. I also want to get rid of all the disasters that have befallen me. Master

Can you merge with me too? " she begged.

"Ah? But..." I really didn't expect this when I heard her say this. Isn't this a pie in the sky?

It's not like the whole pie shop fell off.

Although I was very happy, I couldn't express it completely: "Yes, it's okay, but this kind of practice is not good enough.

The refining method cannot be completed in one day. The female donor also took half a year. "

"It's okay, Master. One year, two years doesn't matter. I... I just want my bad luck to end quickly.

Points scattered. "As she spoke, tears began to flow.

"Well... okay," I said.

"Thank you, Master." She kowtowed to me several times.

I reached out and helped her up, then...

She looked at me and then started to take off her clothes. Soon she was standing naked in front of me.

I looked at her carefully. I didn't expect that her skin was still so white even after working in the temple for several years. My eyes

My eyes naturally fell on her breasts, which were really plump and looked like ripe fruits.

The same, if you don't touch it, it may fall off by itself. The two nipples are very big, just like grapes. exist

Under the light, her body seemed to glow.

I picked her up and put her on the altar, then I took off my hat and put it on her face.

"Master! Please~" she said and spread her legs.

Now that things have come to this, it would be disrespectful to her if I were to be polite again. So I shiver

He stretched out his hand and caressed her.

"Hmm!" As soon as my fingers touched her, she immediately hummed. It was probably because she hadn't been touched by a man for a long time.

Bar.

Her body was very hot, and my hands went straight to the pair of plump breasts that made me drool.

He closed his eyes and enjoyed the slippery feeling coming from his fingers.

I stuck out my tongue and licked her nipple gently. The nipple immediately became hard, and even the nipple hair around it became hard.

Stand up. Seeing that cute nipple constantly tempting me, I opened my mouth and took one of them in my mouth and sucked it

Wear.

Mrs. Lu's body exudes a unique smell of a middle-aged woman, which is similar to the smell of her vagina.

The smell of cigarettes in the hall mixed together, and I twitched my nose hard and breathed greedily.

"Hmmmm... Hmmmm..." As I sucked harder, her moans became louder.

I tentatively touched her other breast with my other hand. She didn't refuse, so I immediately used both hands on her breast.

He started rubbing his body randomly.

I really can't imagine a middle-aged woman who lives in the mountains for a long time and has to do a series of work every day.

do. Why is her body so smooth? Is it natural? Just when I was having fun, I suddenly

Suddenly I remembered why I acted like a pervert. Although I am one, I am now in the process of "combining body and practicing dual cultivation".

Ah, so I straightened my throat and said, "Amitabha~~Donor, I will take further action."

"Well, Master, please, please." Her voice was full of desire.

I slowly kissed my way down her body until I reached between her legs. The lighting in the hall is really enough

It was dark, so I couldn't see her vagina clearly, but I could vaguely see a lot of hair. I breathe

That slightly fishy smell, and then touching her vagina with his fingers.

Her labia are very thick and feel very elastic. My fingers parted her labia and entered her warm

In the vagina.

"Ah?" I screamed, because her vagina was so tight, it was like a virgin.

's vagina.

"Master, what's wrong?" Her voice became particularly magnetic.

"The donor's body structure is peculiar, he must have been a noble person in his previous life." I lied casually.

I pulled out my fingers and put them in my mouth to taste them, then I slowly undressed. This is big and

Although the long monk's robe is not easy to put on, it is still very quick to take off. I put my head between her legs again.

Then use your tongue to lick the two pieces of tender meat back and forth.

"Hmm～～～" She tried hard not to make too much noise.

"Amitabha~ Please shout if you want to. All disguises are useless in front of the Buddha." I

explain.

After hearing what I said, her moans became louder, and she didn't move her hands like before.

Don't move. She placed her hand on her belly button and tapped it gently.

Her vagina was already covered with a mixture of my saliva and her love juice. I straightened up and knelt on the altar.

superior. I moved the hat up over her face so that her mouth was exposed.

I rubbed the head of my penis between her lips a few times, and she opened her mouth consciously. So my penis is successful

It entered her mouth and rubbed against her tongue.

Her tongue licked the glans clumsily left and right, completely failing to grasp the key points. I gently pumped my vagina

Soon her tongue followed the rhythm of my thrusts and she slowly matched my movements.

Her own vulva, her fingers twitching in her vagina.

In such a spacious hall, in front of three solemn Buddha statues, I was actually doing this with a woman.

matter. If there really were Buddhas in the world, they would be so angry that they would roll their eyes.

Pretending to be a lama to deceive women. I get even more excited when I think of this.

"It's time to begin." I said, walking down from the altar, then picked up the rosary and placed it on her body.

"Yeah!" She nodded and spread her legs wider.

I rubbed my glans in her hair for a few times and found the wet entrance. I pushed hard.

The penis was inserted.

"Ah~~~~~" She let out a scream that shook the earth and made the ghosts weep. The sound echoed in the hall.

I also screamed, but my voice was nothing compared to hers. Her vagina was really

It’s so tight, just like a virgin’s vagina. My penis only entered the glans, and it was a bit difficult to insert further.

"Hmm~ah~hmm~" Every time I try to get deep inside her, she makes this sound.

There will be greater pressure on the glans. This pressure combined with the pleasure from friction filled my whole body.

body.

I slowly twisted my penis, and after moving it up and down, left and right, a large part of it finally entered.

It felt like being in a hot spring, it was hot and humid all around. It makes a crackling sound when it twitches.

Double the enjoyment.

Her hands were tightly grasping my rosary beads, and when I pulled the beads over, they were already covered with sweat.

water. I picked up the rosary and rubbed her nipples with the beads. It felt so good to see her nipples being moved by the beads.

It's wonderful.

I opened her vagina with greater force, and I could even feel her inner excitement. Because of her vagina

The way was to ravage my penis with a loosening and tightening motion.

"Amitabha～～" At this critical moment, I still did not forget to recite a few Buddhist names.

"Master, I ...

"It's okay, relax, relax~~" I said and put my tongue into her mouth, and she immediately sucked greedily.

Suck it up.

I held the wet rosary and hovered it around her anus, then slowly put a bead in

Press into her anus.

"Ah~~" She screamed in pain, probably because her anus had never been opened before.

Before the screaming stopped, another bead was stuffed in.

Every time a penis is inserted, her anus will tighten, so that her vagina will also tightly clamp the penis.

I try to go as fast as possible and make the rhythm consistent with the frequency of my thrusting.

I quickly stuffed more than twenty beads into it, and then I grabbed one end and pushed the twenty beads in.

Pulled all the pieces out.

"Ah~~~~~~~" She screamed and her vagina clamped my penis with unprecedented force.

Then he instinctively thrust hard to the end of her vagina, and then her vagina contracted front and back, secreting more liquid.

A lot of liquid surrounded my penis.

At this moment, I could no longer control myself, and my thick semen shot into her still contracting vagina.

I immediately pulled my penis out, then jumped onto the altar and stuffed it into her mouth. She also pushed hard.

Suck and swallow all the remaining semen.

"Amitabha～～～" I said.

"Thank you, Master~" she said, a trace of semen flowing out from the corner of her mouth.

"You're welcome. This is just the first time. Did you feel anything you've never felt before?" I asked.

"Yes, I...I feel like I'm flying." She said, wiping the semen from the corner of her mouth.

"That's right. That's the feeling of the disaster, the pain leaving the body. That's just a small part," I said.

road.

"Then I will have to trouble you again in the future, Master~~" After she put on her clothes, she kowtowed to me.

I helped her up immediately. It seems that I will be a little tired in the future.

After Wang Hong came back, I told her about this. She said that I was bullying Mrs. Lu because she didn't know the feeling of an orgasm. I

They say it is a white-hearted deception and that women are pitiful without men.

Later, I often practiced the combined body and dual cultivation, but after a period of time, I started to practice a new method -

Combine the three.

【over】