"The Carnal Prayer Mat" and "The Zen of Awakening - Spring" (Martial Arts Science Fiction Adult Novels)

Chapter 1: Stop the trend of lust by using lust to explain the topic. Talking about lust is the beginning of lust.

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Black hair is hard to keep, red face is easy to change, life is not like the green pine. The fame and interest are gone, and everything is in ruins.

I regret killing the young man, not enjoying the romantic court, banishing the old man and the grandson of the king, listening to the songs of golden threads, and falling in love with fragrant medicine early.

The most joyful place in the world is, after all, the bedroom. It is not like the prosperous world, where joy begins and sorrow ends.

I enjoy every morning, and when the swallows are soundly asleep, I dread the sound of the morning bell. Open your eyes and look, the world is filled with a huge erotic painting.

The name of this poem is "Mantingfang". Just talking about life, it is full of toil every day and worries about everything, and there is no benefit at all. It is thanks to the sage who created the world in ancient times who created the concept of sexual intercourse between men and women, which can relieve people's hard work and worries and prevent them from becoming extremely haggard. According to Confucianism, the part below a woman's waist is the door to birth and the entrance to death.

According to the wise, if one does not have this thing in life, his hair will probably turn white several years earlier and his life span will be shortened by several years. If you don’t believe it, just look at the monks in the world. How many of them have no gray hair when they are in their forties or fifties? How many people can still hold their bodies at the age of seventy or eighty? In other words, although monks have left home, they usually have a way to go, such as stealing women or having affairs with disciples, but like ordinary people, they cannot preserve their vitality, so they do not live long. Please look at the eunuchs in the capital. Not only do they not steal women or have affairs with their apprentices, they don't even have the tools to do so. Logically, they should live a younger life and live to be hundreds of years old. So why do they have more wrinkles on their faces than others? Do you have white hair earlier than others? Called father-in-law, but actually looks like mother-in-law? In the capital, only common people hang longevity plaques, but no ministers erect centenary archways.

It can be seen that the word "female beauty" originally does not harm people, but because this ingredient is not included in "Compendium of Materia Medica", there is no definite annotation. Some say he nourishes people, others say he harms people. If we compare it in this way, it is not only a nourishing thing, its medicinal properties are the same as ginseng and aconite, and they can be used together. There is just one thing, although ginseng and aconite are very tonic, they should only be taken for a long time and not in large amounts. It can only be used as medicine, not as food. If you don't pay attention to the amount and eat it at any time, it will usually hurt you.

The advantages and disadvantages of women are the same. Long-term consumption will benefit the interaction between yin and yang, but excessive consumption will cause the disadvantage of water and fire counteracting each other. When taken as medicine, it can relieve stomach discomfort and depression; when taken as food, it can cause damage to tendons and waste of blood. If people in the world know how to use women as medicine, they should not be too distant nor too frequent; they should not be too bad nor too good. Before getting close to a woman, one should think: "This medicine is not poison, so why should I be afraid of it?" After getting close to a woman, one should think: "This medicine is not food, so why should I drown it?" In this way, the Yang will not be excessive and the Yin will not be depressed. How can it not benefit people?

There is just one thing: the medicinal properties of this medicine are exactly the same as those of ginseng and aconite, except that the place of production and the method of use are somewhat opposite, which those who take the medicine should know. Ginseng and aconite are better when they are authentic. It is useless to take the locally produced ones. As for women, local ones are better, while local ones are not only useless but also harmful. What is local product? What is authentic? You don’t have to look far for your own wives and concubines, you don’t have to spend money to buy them, you can just pick them up. This is called local product. Let me sleep horizontally without any hindrance, let him knock on the door without any fear. It does not harm the vital energy and is beneficial to the clan. Once the sympathy is turned on, the whole body feels relaxed. Isn’t this called nurturing people?

Beauty comes from wealthy families, and delicate makeup must be worn by women. The taste of domestic chicken is bland and not as fresh as that of wild pheasant; an old woman who has lost her beauty can no longer be compared to a young girl in the boudoir. This is what is called authentic. If such a woman is dreaming about him in his sleep, he must get her by all means, first by teasing her, then by giving her gifts, or by climbing over the wall to keep a date, or by sneaking into her hole to have private conversations. Even though he is as brave as the sky, his soul is as small as a rat. Even if no one sees him, it feels like someone is coming. Romantic people sweat less but fearful people sweat more; young men and women are affectionate but heroes are short-tempered. If you test yourself into an unpredictable abyss, you will create an extraordinary disaster, secretly damage your virtue, and openly violate the rules, which will lead to your death. If there is no one to pay for my life, my wife is still alive. Especially for women who have lost their chastity, the consequences are unbearable. It can be seen that when it comes to women, people in the world must never give up what is near and seek what is far away, or be tired of the old and pursue the new.

The author of this novel had good intentions and wanted to preach to the world that to persuade people to restrain their desires is not to persuade them to indulge in them, and to keep lust a secret is not to publicize it. The readers must not misunderstand his idea. If the goal is to make people curb their lust, why not write a book on Taoism to maintain morals, instead of writing romantic novels? The reader doesn’t know this. Any method of changing customs and habits must be based on the situation and take advantage of it so that the ideas can be easily accepted. People nowadays are afraid of reading the Bible and biographies of wise men, but like to read unofficial histories. Even in unofficial histories, he was tired of hearing about stories of loyalty, filial piety, chastity and righteousness, and instead liked to read obscene, perverse and absurd books. The customs today can be said to be extremely corrupt.

If you give people a book on Taoism to persuade them to do good, let alone make people spend money to read it, even if a kind-hearted family gives them a copy of the Buddhist scriptures printed and bound into a set and gives it to them as a gift, they will either tear it apart or smoke it, and will not even bother to take a look at it. It is better to tempt him with lustful things, and when he is enjoying it, suddenly say a few sharp words to make him sigh: "Women are so good, how can I not keep my body for pleasure? I always enjoy them, but become a ghost under the peony flowers, pursuing empty names but ignoring reality?" And wait until he sees the obvious retribution, then gently say one or two words to enlighten him, so that he will suddenly realize: "Adultery will be punished like this, how can I not keep my wife and concubines for my own enjoyment? I will do idle things like playing with pearls and sparrows, borrowing empty money and paying real debts?"

If you think about this, you will naturally not go astray. If one does not go astray, the husband will naturally love his wife and the wife will respect her husband. The influence of Zhounan and Zhaonan is nothing more than this. This is the method of discussing the matter separately and governing people by their own will. Not only does this technique apply to unofficial histories, but even the sages and wise men in the scriptures have practiced it before. If you don’t believe it, just look at what Mencius said about kingly government to King Xuan of Qi during the Warring States Period.

King Xuan was a man who cared about fame, sex, money and gain, and he had no interest in ruling a country. He just casually praised him by saying, "How good and trustworthy!" Mencius said, "If the king is good at it, why not do it?" King Xuan said, "I am ill, and I like goods." Mencius then told him about Gong Liu's love of goods. King Xuan said again: "I have an illness and I am lustful." When he said this, he was willing to be the kings like Jie and Zhou, and just regarded it as a reply to the letter that someone was not capable of ruling the country. If you are a teacher of humanity, you must advise him sternly and seriously about his immoral behavior. Since ancient times, emperors have had a warning: if common people are lustful, they will lose their lives. If a doctor is lustful, he will lose his position. If the princes are lustful, they will lose their country. If the emperor is lustful, the empire will be destroyed.

If King Xuan had heard this, he would have kept silent about it, but in his heart he would have thought, "I am hopelessly ill and have no use for you, my teacher." Who would have thought that Mencius would instead use the king's romantic story about his lust to hook him, causing him to become so interested that he could not stop. Considering that the king took Jiang Nu with him when he fled, it is clear that he was lustful and could not live without women for a moment. How could such a licentious king not lose his life and his country? He has a lustful way.
All the men in the country took their women to seek refuge. While the king and Miss Jiang were enjoying themselves, the men and women of the whole country were also enjoying themselves there.
This is the selfless Lord of the world. Who would not praise him for what he has accomplished? How dare anyone criticize him? When King Xuan heard this, he naturally felt at ease and was willing to carry out his royal duties, and no longer claimed that he was ill.

This is where the author's strength lies. I hope that readers all over the world will buy this book and read it as a history book, rather than a novel. Whenever you come across the word "reader", it is either a criticism or an enlightenment, and you must pay attention and understand it. The descriptions of sexual intercourse and the imitation of bedroom music are somewhat obscene, and people are always led to see the end before they know the result and take warning.
Otherwise it is just an olive book, which always leaves you with an aftertaste? If it tastes sour in the mouth, why don’t people want to chew it? The words I use to describe the calligraphy are like wrapping dates in olives, which he will be tempted to eat until he gets tired of the aftertaste.

There is a lot of chatter at the stall, my skills will be shown next time.

Chapter 2: The old monk Tuokong Zhangpi Budai and the young lay Buddhist received the meat cushion

It is said that during the Zhihe period of the Yuan Dynasty, there was a Buddhist monk living in the Kuancang Mountain. His Buddhist name was Zhengyi and his Taoist name was Gufeng. He was originally a famous student in Chuzhou County School. Just because he has good nature, when he was in his cradle, he kept babbling like a student reciting a lesson. The parents didn't understand why. A wandering monk came to the house to beg for alms. When he saw the maid, he held her in his arms, seeming to be neither crying nor laughing. When the monks heard this, they said that he was reciting the "Lingyan Dazang Sutra" and that the boy was the reincarnation of a great monk. He went back to his parents and begged to be his disciple. The parents thought it was nonsense and did not believe it. Da Lai taught him to read, and he could memorize everything he read. However, he did not want fame and fortune, and he repeatedly gave up Confucianism and studied Buddhism, only to be severely punished by his parents and stop. He had no choice but to take the exam and enter the academy at a young age, and after entering the academy, he helped with the tutoring.

After his parents passed away, he waited for two years to mourn the death of his parents and distributed all his wealth to his relatives. He made a large leather bag for himself.
He filled it with a wooden fish, Buddhist scriptures and other things, let go of his hair, and went into the mountains to practice Buddhism. Those who know him call him Elder Gufeng, and those who don’t know him just call him Leather Bag Monk. Unlike other monks, he does not consume meat and wine, and he strictly abstains from sexual intercourse. There are also three precepts in the original work of monks. The three precepts are: not soliciting donations, not preaching, and not staying in famous mountains.

When people asked him why he didn't collect donations, he said, "Learning Buddhism generally starts with asceticism. One must work hard, starve one's body, and make the worry of hunger and cold more pressing. When the worry of hunger and cold becomes more pressing, lustful thoughts will not arise. When lustful thoughts do not arise, filth will gradually disappear, and tranquility will gradually come. After a long time, one will naturally become a Buddha. If one does not farm for food, does not weave for clothes, and relies on donors for food all day long, one will want to take a leisurely walk when one's stomach is full, and love to sleep when one is warm. When one takes a leisurely walk, one sees something desirable, and when one sleeps, it becomes a dream. Whether one succeeds in learning Buddhism or not,
All kinds of things that lead to hell will happen naturally without you asking for them. That is why I support myself and abstain from soliciting alms. "

When people asked him why he didn't preach the sutras, he said, "The words in the sutras were spoken by Buddhas and Bodhisattvas. Only Buddhas and Bodhisattvas can understand them. For laymen to preach the sutras is like a fool's dream. Tao Yuanming did not seek to understand the books he read. Chinese people do not dare to understand Chinese books, let alone Chinese people who read foreign books and then translate them. I dare not seek to be a meritorious official of Bodhisattvas, but I just want to avoid being a sinner of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas. I know that I am ignorant and keep to myself, and I refrain from preaching the sutras."

Someone asked him why he didn't live in a famous mountain. He said, "A cultivator must not see what is desirable, so that his mind is not disturbed. The things that are desirable in the world are not only music, beauty, money and profit. Even the gentle breeze that pleases the body, the bright moon that entertains the heart, the birds that please the ear, the ferns that are delicious, everything that is lovely and lovable is desirable. Once you live in a beautiful place, there will be mountain spirits and water monsters that lead you to search for poems, and the moon sister and wind aunt will disturb your meditation. Therefore, if you go to a famous mountain to read, you will not be able to complete your studies, and if you go to a famous mountain to learn the way, it will be difficult to purify your reputation. Besides, which famous mountain does not have women burning incense and officials who rejoice? The story of the bright moon and green willows is a precedent. The reason why I left the famous temple and lived in the desolate mountain is just to make sure that my ears and eyes are not contaminated."

The person who asked the question was deeply impressed by his words, thinking that they had never been said by any eminent monk since ancient times. Because of these three precepts, he did not seek fame, but his reputation became more and more famous. Many people from near and far expressed their willingness to convert to Buddhism, but he was unwilling to accept disciples easily. He would only ordain them after seeing that they had good roots and were free of worldly thoughts. If there is even the slightest doubt about it, he will refuse to accept it. Therefore, after being a monk for many years, he had very few disciples, and he built a few houses by the mountain stream, farmed for food, and drank from the spring.

One day, the autumn wind was bleak and insects were chirping on the trees. The monk got up early in the morning, swept the fallen leaves in front of the door, and changed the clean water in front of the Buddha.
After lighting the incense, he put down the cushion and sat in meditation in the main hall. Suddenly, a young scholar walked in with two servants. The scholar's appearance was as clear as autumn water and as graceful as spring clouds. A pair of eyes with a brighter glow than others. Probably he didn't like to look directly at Bian Si and had evil eyes. He didn't need to do that elsewhere, but he was very good at peeking at women. He doesn't need to get close to you. Even if he is dozens of feet away, he can tell how ugly you are with just a glance. If you meet someone nice, just give him a look. If the woman was righteous, she would lower her head and walk past him. Otherwise, if she didn't look at his face, her gaze would have been wasted. If the woman had the same problem as him, she would throw it here and there, and if a love letter was passed to him out of the corner of his eye, they would have a terrible time.

Therefore, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, if they are born with this kind of eyes it is not a good sign, as it will lead to the loss of reputation and disgrace. Dear readers, please be careful if you see anything like this. At that time, the scholar walked in, bowed four times to the Buddha statue, bowed four times to the monk, then stood up and stood aside. At first the monk was in a trance and was unable to return the greeting. He only got down from the cushion after he finished his lessons and returned the greeting four times. After they were seated, I asked him his name. The scholar said, "I am a man from afar, traveling in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. My nickname is 'Weiyangsheng'. I heard that Master is a great monk and a living Buddha, so I fasted and came here to pay my respects and talk with you.
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Do you know why he didn't give his full name when the monk asked him his name, but instead mentioned his nickname? Dear readers, you should know that in Yuanlai’s time, the customs of scholars were strange. All scholars did not like to be known by their full names and called each other by nicknames. Therefore, all scholars have a way of showing virtue, which is called "
Some call him "Mr. So-and-so", some call him "Mr. So-and-so", and some call him "Mr. So-and-so Taoist". Generally speaking, young people are called "sheng", middle-aged people are called "zi", and old people are called "dao ren". The words that represent virtues also have different meanings, either it is what one loves or what one is close to. You can just pick these two words to name it. As long as you understand it, it doesn't have to be known to everyone. The scholar was addicted to women and liked the night instead of the day. He also liked the first half instead of the second half. He saw the line "The night is not yet long" in the Book of Songs, so he took the line and named himself "Weiyangsheng".

At that time, the monk felt ashamed and unworthy of the praise, so he responded with a few humble words. At that time, the vegetarian meal in the clay pot was already cooked, so the monk invited him to have breakfast. The two sat opposite each other and talked about Zen, and their wit was very harmonious. It turned out that Wei Yang was extremely intelligent and had read all kinds of books from all walks of life. The Zen mystery that others could not understand with thousands of words, but he understood it completely with just one sentence from the monk. The monk thought to himself, what a knowledgeable man! It’s only the Creator’s fault for giving him such a wrong shape. Why did he give such a Buddhist mind such a sinful appearance? I can see from his behavior that he is a big pervert. If I don't put him in a leather bag, he will definitely find a way to get into a hole and climb over the wall and cause trouble to the women in the future. There are countless young women in the world who have suffered from this. I saw this rebellious person today and if I did not add to the chaos among the people, it would not be the way of mercy.

He said to him, "Since I became a monk, I have seen many people. Those foolish men and women who are unwilling to be good are not worth mentioning. Even the scholars who come to study Zen and the officials who listen to the Dharma are all outsiders, and few of them can understand the Zen. Who would have thought that you, a layman, are so smart and can reach the third level of meditation in just a few years by studying Zen. In life, the easy thing is the body, and the hard thing is the nature. The easy thing is time, and the hard thing is disaster. You, a layman, have the nature to become a Buddha, so you must not walk the path of ghosts. Why not take advantage of this time when your vitality is not gone, cut off your desires, and escape into the Buddhist world. Although I am a mortal, I can still be a stone for others. If you can make this great wish and focus on this great cause and effect, a hundred years later you can be worthy of the Sangha, and you will not have to obey the Rakshasas. What do you think?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "I have been thinking about returning to Zen for a long time, and I will definitely return to this school in the future. But I still have two wishes that are not fulfilled, and it is difficult to get rid of them. Now I am still young, so I will go back and finish these two things, and enjoy a few years. Then it will not be too late to come and take refuge with me."

The monk asked, "May I ask what your two wishes are? Do you want to be famous in heaven and reward yourself for what you have learned? Or do you want to make achievements in foreign lands and report to the court?"

Wei Yangsheng shook his head and said, "My wish is not these two things." The monk said, "If it is not these two things, then what is your wish?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "What I wish for is something that I can achieve with my own strength, not something that I can only dream of. To be honest with you, Master, my memory for reading, my understanding of the truth, and my writing style are all top-notch. Today's famous scholars can only memorize and recite, move from one place to another, write a few drafts, and print a poem, and then they can establish a name in the poetry world and dominate the world.

In my opinion, that is just pretense. To be a real celebrity, one must read all the rare books in the world, make friends with all the rare people in the world, travel to all the famous mountains in the world, and then retreat to a room to write books and pass on their words to future generations. Fortunately, his name was on both lists, and he also did some work for the court. Even if Wen Fu could not live to old age under the wall, he would still be remembered for generations. Therefore, the disciple whispered to himself that he wanted to be the most talented person in the world. "

The monk said, "This is the first sentence. What about the second sentence?" Wei Yangsheng was about to speak but then swallowed his words, not wanting to say it out loud. The monk said, "Since the layman is afraid to speak the second sentence, I will speak it for you."

Wei Yangsheng asked, "How can the master explain what is on my mind?" The monk said, "If I can't explain it, I am willing to be punished. But if I can explain it, please don't make false accusations."

Wei Yangsheng said, "If Master is right, then he is not only a Bodhisattva but also a deity. How dare I evade the question?" The monk said calmly, "I want to marry the most beautiful woman in the world."

Wei Yangsheng was stunned when he heard this. He paused for a long while before answering, "Master is truly extraordinary! These two whispers are what I have been thinking about all day long, and Master seemed to have heard them and understood them immediately." The monk said, "Haven't you heard that the whispers of men are heard by heaven like thunder?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "In theory, I shouldn't have told you about lust. Now that you've guessed it, I dare not hide it from you. I'm still a shallow believer in Taoism, but I'm still full of lust. Since ancient times, the words 'beautiful woman and talented man' have been inseparable. A talented man must have a beautiful woman to match him, and a beautiful woman must have a talented man and a pair. I'm talented, and I'm not bad looking. I often look at myself in the mirror. Even if Pan An and Wei Jie were born today, I wouldn't be inferior. Since God gave me a talent, wouldn't he give me a woman to match me? If there are no beautiful women in the world, it's fine. But if there are, who else would be looking for a good match but me? That's why I'm over 20 and still haven't gotten engaged. I don't want to waste my talent and appearance. When I go back and find a beautiful woman to be my spouse, and give birth to a son to carry on the family line, my wish will be fulfilled and I won't have any other thoughts. Not only will I turn back, but I'll also persuade my wife to reach the other shore together. What do you think, Master?"

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What if you already have a good partner? What should you do? If you try every possible means to get what you want, then all kinds of things that will lead you to hell will happen. Will lay Buddhists still go to hell? Going to heaven? If you are willing to go to hell, just go find the first beauty. If you want to go to heaven, please put away your delusions and become a monk with me. "

Wei Yangsheng said, "Master, the words 'heaven and hell' are a bit clichéd and don't sound like what a great monk would say. The principle of Zen meditation is to realize it by yourself. If you can make your body stand in a place where there is no birth and no death, you are a Buddha. Is there really a heaven to go to? Even if you have committed some romantic crimes, it is only to tarnish the orthodox teachings. Is there really a hell to fall into?"

The monk said, "'Those who do good go to heaven, and those who do evil go to hell' is indeed a cliché. But you scholars can get rid of the cliché in everything, except for self-cultivation and conduct. Whether it is heaven or hell, it is clear. Even if there is no heaven, we must take heaven as a step to goodness. Even if there is no hell, we must take hell as a warning to evil. Since you know it is a cliché, I will not talk about the future retribution, but only talk about the present retribution, which is bound to be another cliché. There is an old saying: 'I don't commit adultery with other people's wives, and other people don't commit adultery with my wife'. These two sentences are very common clichés. But there is no one in the world who is greedy and lustful who can get rid of the cliché. If you commit adultery, you must not commit adultery. If you commit adultery, you will inevitably be caught in the cliché. Do you still want to get rid of the cliché or fall into the cliché? If you want to fall into the cliché, just go and find the first beauty. If you want to get rid of the cliché, please put away your delusions and follow me to become a monk."

Wei Yangsheng said: "Master, everything you said is very clear. But for the ignorant, I have to explain everything.
He was horrified by what he heard and became alert. This may not be the case if you talk to people like us. Although God’s laws are strict, He is also merciful in enforcing them. Although there are many who must take revenge for adultery, there are also many who do not take revenge for adultery. If we go door to door to catch adulterers, and make those who commit adultery with other people's wives and daughters pay for their adultery, then this would be disrespectful to God! In short, the law of cycle and the law of retribution are generally fair. Those who are not good people should not be ignorant of this. This is the main topic of persuasion. Why do we have to do this? "

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The body is pressed down by the layers but the ghosts and gods cannot see it, and the Creator is not angry, so that the wife can be a chaste woman! What I said is not a cliché. Do you agree with this, layman? "

Wei Yangsheng said, "That's very reasonable, but I still want to ask Master, if someone with a wife and daughter rapes someone else's wife and daughter, the wife and daughter will repay the debt, but if someone without a wife and daughter rapes someone else's wife and daughter, what will he use to repay the debt? The law of the gods will not work. There is also a saying that a person's wives and daughters are limited, but there are infinite women in the world. For example, if a family has only one or two wives and concubines, one or two children, but rapes infinite women in the world, even if the wife and daughter do bad things, the cost is small and the benefits are great. How will the gods deal with it?"

The monk heard this and knew that he was a person who could not be moved like a huge rock, so he said to him, "You are very eloquent, I dare not compete with you. But this kind of truth cannot be proved by words, only when you do it can you see it clearly. You should wait until you marry a beautiful woman and comprehend it from the chastity mat, then you can get the reality. I think you have the ability to transcend the ordinary and become a saint, and you have the ability to reach the highest level.
I really can't bear to give up even a single thing. After you have a sudden realization, you will come to see me again to discuss the way back home. I will wait and see from tomorrow morning onwards. "After saying this, he took out a piece of paper and picked up a brush to write a verse of five words and four lines:

Please throw away the leather bag and sit on the sex cushion.

You must regret while you are still alive, and don’t lament after you are dead.

After writing it, the monk handed it to Wei Yangsheng and said, "You are a clumsy monk who does not know the taboos. Although the verse is too radical, it is truly out of my sincere concern. Mr. Qu, please keep it as a test for the future." After saying this, he stood up, as if he wanted to see him off.

Wei Yangsheng knew that he had been killed, and thinking that he was a great monk, he did not dare to disobey him, so he could only bow his head and apologize, saying, "My disciple is naturally stupid and stubborn, and I cannot accept your teachings. I hope that Master will forgive me. I hope that Master will accept me when I come back someday."

After saying this, he bowed four times again, and the monk returned the greeting and saw him out, and they went their separate ways. The origin of the monk has been fully explained, and the rest of the story only talks about Wei Yangsheng's obsession with women, without mentioning Gu Feng anymore. To know the fate of Gu Feng, one has to wait until the last chapter.

Chapter 3: The Taoist Master Mistakenly Matches the Romantic Son-in-Law, the Dignified Girl Falls in Love with the Unfeeling Man

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When he got home, he ordered his servants to tell the matchmaker to find the most beautiful woman in the world. He was from a prominent family, and was both talented and handsome. Which man would not want him as his son-in-law, and which woman would not want him as her husband? Since the decree was issued, several matchmakers have been looking for him every day to propose marriage. Small families would allow him to come to their door to meet them, but wealthy families, out of respect, would meet in a temple or in the wilderness. When the two met, they would pretend to be unintentional, and they would be able to see each other clearly. He had caused so many young ladies to go back and miss them, but he looked down upon all of them.

A matchmaker said to him, "It seems that other women are not your match. Only the daughter of the Taoist Tiemen, named Yuxiang, is worthy of you. But her father is eccentric and will definitely not let anyone see her. And you insist on seeing her, so this is impossible." Wei Yangsheng asked, "Why is he called the Taoist Tiemen? Why do you think his daughter is pretty? If she is pretty, why won't she let anyone see her?"

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"He invited me to his home and pointed at his daughter and said to me: 'This is my daughter. I want to find a decent son-in-law to take care of my son in his old age. Please pay attention to choosing one for me.' I mentioned the husband, and he said: 'I have heard of his talent, but I don't know what his moral character is like.' I said again: 'The husband is mature at a young age and has no flaws. But there is one thing, he wants to see her in person before he is willing to propose.' Hearing this, he said with a disgrace: 'Nonsense! Only skinny horses raised by people in Yangzhou are willing to meet people, how can a decent daughter agree to meet a man.' I saw that he couldn't say anything more after saying this, so I left. So I knew that this marriage would not be successful."

Wei Yangsheng thought to himself when he heard this, "I have no parents and no brothers. When I get married tomorrow, who will control my mood? Even if I am on duty, is there no time for me to go out? This old man is so conservative. If I live in his house, I don't have to worry about anything. His own daughter will naturally take care of me, and it won't matter if I go out for a lifetime. But I won't feel at ease unless I see her. I can't trust the matchmaker's words." So he said to him, "According to what you said, the marriage is very good.
After all, I beg you to find a way to let me get a glimpse of the impact, as long as the general idea is correct. "

The matchmaker said, "That's absolutely impossible. If you don't believe it, you can only go and ask for divination from the gods. If it should be done, do it, and if it shouldn't be done, forget it." Wei Yangsheng said, "That's true. I have a friend who can judge cases with divine powers, and he is very effective. I'll ask him to make a judgment and then give you an answer." The matchmaker agreed and left.

The next day, Wei Yangsheng fasted and bathed, and invited his friend who was seeking the immortal to his home. He burned incense and bowed his head, then prayed in a low voice: "I have no other request but because the daughter of Taoist Tiemen is named Yuxiang. I have heard that she is extremely beautiful and I want to marry her, but I have never seen her, so I am asking you, the Immortal. If she is indeed extremely beautiful, I will marry her, but if not, I will decline the offer. I hope that the Immortal will give clear instructions and not be vague so that I cannot figure it out." After praying, he bowed four more times, stood up, supported Xianluan, and listened to him writing. Sure enough, he wrote a poem:

As the number one person among beautiful women, there is no need to doubt ghosts or gods.

I am only worried that the beautiful woman will teach you about lewd things, so I would like to ask you about the right and wrong situations.

Right one

When Wei Yangsheng saw this poem, he thought to himself, "It seems that the woman is good-looking, but the last sentence clearly says that she is seductive and lustful. Could it be that this woman has been deflowered? Since there are two words "first" after the poem, there is still one more poem. Let's see what the next one will be like."

After a while, Xianluan wrote four more lines:

It is not wrong for a woman to be chaste and promiscuous, but the man must be good at managing the household.

Close the door to prevent flies from coming in, so where does the flaw on the jade come from?

The second one on the right is written by a Taoist priest

When Wei Yangsheng saw the three words "Hui Dao Ren", he knew that it was Lu Chunyang's nickname, and he was overjoyed and said, "This man is very good at wine and women. What he says is good is good after all. The latter part of the poem is to pierce the doubts in my heart and ask me to be on guard. I think this old-fashioned old man will take care of it for me, so there will be no problem. The last two sentences clearly say that no one can get through his iron door, so there is no need to doubt it anymore." He looked up to the sky, thanked Chunyang, and asked someone to call the matchmaker. He said, "The immortal poem is very good. Now there is no need to hide it from me. Let's go and propose marriage."

The matchmaker was very happy and went to Tiemen Taoist's house and told him Wei Yangsheng's intention of seeking marriage. The Taoist said, "He wanted to see her with his own eyes at first, which means he values ​​beauty over morality, and he is frivolous. I want to find a son-in-law with good character, not such an irrelevant person."

The matchmaker wanted to get the money, so she had to reply cleverly, "He doesn't want a marriage proposal for your beauty. He is just afraid that your behavior is frivolous and you don't have a lucky appearance, so you won't be able to marry in the future. That's why I have visited your house and found that the women's discipline is very strict and the young lady is virtuous. Therefore, he feels at ease and is asking me to come and propose marriage." The Taoist thought what he said made sense, so he agreed to the marriage and set an auspicious day for the wedding.

Although Wei Yangsheng listened to the matchmaker's words and believed the immortal's poem, he was still skeptical because they had never gotten along. It was not until the wedding night, after the ceremony, that they entered the embroidery room together and looked carefully that they were happy. How can we see the advantages of newcomers? There is a new poem as evidence:

She is slim and pretty all over. They are all pretty, with sad faces, and it is difficult to imitate them by frowning.

Are you worried that you are not good enough for a new relationship? How can you hug someone with such a thin waist? How to hold, soft as if without bones, and lean on it again.

Right tune "Remembering Qin E"

How can we see the joy of the groom and the bride getting married? There is also a new poem as evidence:

When the starry eyes close, she is shy and looking forward to it, and on the pillow, there are two petals of peach blossoms singing. Many people wanted to hide their mouths from the fragrance of the fat, but their lips were already broken by the power of the tongue.

How much love is there in her sweet cries? Her soft breasts are already sweating in the wind. They opened their eyes and looked at each other, their hearts burning like red charcoal.

Yulouchun (Spring in Yulou)

Although Miss Yuxiang is unparalleled in appearance, she is not very charming and there are some things that do not please her husband. It was because her father's teachings were strict and her mother's manners were solemn, she would not listen to obscene sounds or see evil things. The books she read were either "Biographies of Virtuous Women" or "Book of Filial Piety for Women", and what they said were all contrary to Wei Yangsheng's thoughts. As for her behavior, she inevitably resembled her father's, so her husband gave her the nickname "Female Taoist". She blushed and walked away when I said a flirtatious word to her.

Wei Yangsheng likes to do things during the day and look at beautiful yin objects to stimulate his sexual desire. A few times when his pants were pulled off, he started to scream.
But it was like raping him, so he had to give up. Even though I had to do the work at night, it was a helpless situation and experience.
The number of sexual intercourse methods has to be moderate, and people are unwilling to be innovative. If you want to "get fire from across the mountain", you will be considered to be betraying your husband. To do the "pouring out of candles" is also said to be the ceremony of overturning the husband's authority. It took a lot of effort to put his feet on my shoulders.
As for her unwillingness to cry out for life or death when she was happy, in order to help the men's military prestige, even if you called her heart and soul, she would be like a dumb woman and would not respond.

Wei Yangsheng found that he had no interest in life at all and felt very distressed. Now I have no choice but to use some time to cultivate and transform him. Tomorrow I will go to the calligraphy and painting shop and buy a beautifully crafted erotic album, which is the work of the scholar Zhao Mengfu. There are thirty-six paintings in total, and they are all taken from the thirty-six paintings in Tang poetry, all of which mean spring. I took it back and read it with Miss Yuxiang. It can be seen that these routines of sexual intercourse between men and women were not invented by me. The ancients had practiced them first. Now I have the ink scroll of Zhao Mengfu here, let's take it to verify it.

When she first received it, Yuxiang had no idea what was inside the book. She took it in her hands and opened it for a closer look. She saw four large characters "Han Palace Remains" written on the first two pages. Yuxiang thought, there are many virtuous concubines in the Han Palace, these must be portraits of the deceased.
Let’s see what it looks like. On the third page, I saw a man hugging a woman, doing something naked on a rockery. I blushed and became angry: "Where did you get this ominous thing? It's defiling the boudoir. Tell the maid to take it and burn it."

Wei Yangsheng grabbed it and said, "This is an antique, worth a hundred gold coins. I asked a friend to borrow it to look at. If you can afford to pay the hundred gold coins, just burn it. If you can't, just leave it here. I'll play with it for a day or two and then return it to him."

Yuxiang said, "What's the point of looking at such a frivolous thing?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "If it was not a serious matter, then painters would not paint it, and collectors would not pay a high price for it. It is only because it is the first serious matter since the beginning of the world that scholars and scholars painted it with ink and mounted it with silk.
It is sold in calligraphy and painting shops and stored in the forest of calligraphy and painting, so that later generations will know what to learn from. Otherwise, the principle of the interaction between yin and yang will gradually disappear, and in the future the husband will abandon his wife and the wife will betray her husband, and the way of life will be completely destroyed, until there is no more mankind. I have borrowed it today not only to read it myself, but also to let my wife know that this principle is a great way to conceive and have a son or a daughter, so that she will not be misled by your father who studies Taoism and end up having no future together. Why are you so angry, madam? "

Yuxiang said, "I don't believe this is a serious matter. If it is, why didn't the ancients who made the law teach people to do it openly in front of others during the day? Why do they do it in the dead of night, hiding it from everyone like a thief? From this point of view, it is obvious that it is not a serious matter."

Wei Yangsheng smiled and said, "It's not your fault, madam. It's all your father's fault. He locked you up at home, without any female companion to talk to you about romance, so you are ignorant and don't know anything about human affairs. Think about it, which couple in the world doesn't have sex during the day? Which sex is not fair and just so that people can know about it? If couples don't have sex during the day, how can the painter know all these tricks? How can he describe it so vividly, making people excited at the sight of it?"

Yuxiang asked, "Why don't my parents work during the day?"

Wei Yangsheng asked, "Excuse me, my lady, how come your father and mother don't work during the day?"

Yuxiang said, "If they did something, I would have seen it. How come I have never seen it once in my sixteen years of life?
Not to mention that the eyes have never seen it, even the ears have never heard it. "

Wei Yangsheng laughed and said, "What an ignorant woman! The children must not see or hear this matter. Besides the children, which of the other maids and servants did not see it? Which of them did not hear it? After all, they knew you were not around to do it.
Close the door and go on stage. If you see me, I'm afraid it will arouse my sexual desire, make me think about men, and become depressed. So I did it without telling you. "

Yuxiang thought for a while and said, "They often close the door and sleep during the day, or maybe they are doing something. But it's so embarrassing, you look at me and I look at you, how can you do it?"

Wei Yangsheng said: "It is ten times more pleasurable to have sex in the day than at night. The beauty of it is that I look at you and you look at me.
I just felt excited. There are only two kinds of couples in the world who must never do anything during the day. "

Yuxiang asked: "Which two kinds of couples?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "An ugly husband and a pretty wife is one kind. An ugly wife and a pretty husband is another kind."

Yuxiang asked, "Why can't these two types of people do anything during the day?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "To do this, you must love me and I must love you. Only when our spirits and blood are connected can we be happy. If the wife's skin is white, delicate and tender, like a beautiful jade, the husband can take off her clothes and hold her in his arms, watching her while doing it, and naturally the excitement will be ten times higher. The penis will become hard, thick and big. But when a woman sees a man, she is like a ghost, with black and rough skin on her body. She doesn't feel it when she is wearing clothes, but when she takes off her clothes, her ugly appearance is exposed.
Can't cover it up. What's more, compared with her snow-white skin, she looks twelve points ugly if she is only eight points ugly. Wouldn’t your wife be disgusted when she sees this? Since there is hatred in the heart, it will show in words and expressions. The man saw this and unknowingly the hard thing became soft and the thick thing became thin. I didn't do anything fun and it was all just a waste of time. It’s better to have sex at night so you can hide your clumsiness. This is what a pretty wife does with an ugly husband. The situation of a handsome husband having sex with an ugly wife is the same, so there is no need to explain it further. If we were a couple like you and I, white against white, red against red, delicate against delicate, if we didn't have fun during the day and show off our skin, but stayed in bed all day, groping in the dark, wouldn't that be a waste of our lives? What's the choice between us and an ugly couple? If you don't believe me, let's try it and see how it tastes compared to at night. "

Yuxiang suddenly realized something. Although she said she didn't want to, she wanted to obey in her heart. However, her cheeks turned slightly red and her seductive look was exposed. Wei Yangsheng thought to himself that he was getting interested. I wanted to take action, but the girl's desire had just begun to stir, and her hunger and thirst were not yet deep. If I did something with her, it would be like a glutton swallowing food without chewing. There would be no enjoyment in it. I'll keep him company for a while and then go on stage with him. She pulled out a throne, sat on it, pulled him to sit in her arms, and opened the erotic brochure, pointing to the pictures one by one and showing them to him. That album was different from other spring paintings. The first half of each painting was erotic, and the second half was a title. The first few sentences of the inscription explain the situation on the picture, and the last few sentences praise the painter's merits.

Wei Yangsheng taught him to imagine the expressions inside so that he could imitate them in the future, and then he read them to him sentence by sentence:

The first painting depicts a butterfly flying in search of fragrance. The postscript says: The woman sits on a Taihu stone with her legs apart. The man puts the jade whisk into the vagina, touching left and right to explore the heart of the flower. At this time, both the man and the woman are just beginning to get started, and have not yet reached a good state, so their eyebrows and eyes are open.
It is not too different from the ordinary appearance.

The second picture shows bees making honey. The postscript says: The woman lies on her back on a brocade quilt, with her hands firmly planted and her thighs suspended in the air to welcome the jade whisk, so that the man can know where the flower is and not make any wrong moves. At this moment, the woman's expression is almost hungry, and the man's face seems panicked, which makes the viewer feel anxious for them, which is a bad part of the painting.

The third painting shows a lost bird returning to the forest. The postscript says: The woman is lying on the embroidered bed with her feet facing the sky. She is holding the man's thighs with both hands and pushing him down. It seems that they have entered a good state, but they are afraid of getting lost again. They are working hard and are full of energy. It really is a wonder that the pen flies and the ink dances.

The fourth picture shows a hungry horse running towards the trough. The postscript says: The woman was sleeping on the couch, with her arms wrapped around the man, as if she was tied up. The man took her feet with his shoulders and inserted his penis completely into her vagina, leaving no space at all. At this moment, both the man and the woman were about to lose weight, their eyes were half closed but still open, their tongues were about to be swallowed but then spit out, and their faces had the same expression. It's the work of a true painter.

The fifth picture shows two dragons fighting each other. The postscript says: The woman's head is leaning on the side of the pillow, and her hands are pressed against her back, soft as cotton. The man's head was resting on the woman's neck again, his whole body pressed against her, also soft as cotton, after he had lost her. The fragrant soul is about to leave, and good dreams are coming, the state of movement is close to stillness. But the woman's feet have not yet touched the ground and are still between the man's shoulders and arms, which gives a hint of liveliness. Otherwise, it would look like a pair of dead people, making the viewer realize that the scene is like they are buried in the same coffin.

When Yuxiang saw this, she became very horny. Wei Yangsheng turned over another page and was about to point it out to him, but Yuxiang pushed the book away, stood up and said, "What a good book! It makes people uncomfortable. Get up and read it yourself. I'm going to sleep."
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Wei Yangsheng said, "There are more good things to come. I'll go to bed with you after we finish watching it."

Yuxiang asked, "Is there no time tomorrow? Do we have to finish reading it today?"

Wei Yangsheng knew that he was anxious, so she hugged him and kissed him. Usually when I kissed him, I put my tongue in his mouth, but his teeth were tightly shut.
If he were to reach out, it would be impossible. After being married for a month, they still don’t know the difference between good and bad words. This time, when he was leaning against her red lips, his tongue had unknowingly passed through two layers of teeth.

Wei Yangsheng said, "Darling, we don't need to go to bed. Let's use this armchair as a rockery and imitate the scene in the album. How about that?"

Yuxiang pretended to be annoyed and said, "Is this something a human should do?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "It is indeed not something that humans would do, but something that gods would do. You and I will just be gods for a moment."

Just untie his belt. Although Yuxiang didn't allow it with her mouth, she agreed with her hands. She put her hands on Weiyangsheng's shoulders and let him take off his pants. I saw a large wet spot in my crotch, which was caused by the vaginal fluid flowing out while I was looking at the painting. Wei Yangsheng took off his own pants, pulled him to sit on the chair, spread his legs apart, inserted the jade whisk into his vagina, and then took off his shirt. Why don’t you take off your clothes first, and only take off your shirt after taking off your pants? You have to know that Wei Yangsheng is an experienced person. If you take off his top clothes first, he will be anxious in his heart but shy on the outside, after all, he is very pretentious. Therefore, we should first occupy the key points, and the rest will come naturally without any effort. This is the principle of marching troops to capture the enemy and destroy their lair.

As expected, Yuxiang let him take off all her clothes except for her pleated pants. Why is this? It turns out that the feet are inside the pleated pants. When women are concerned about their feet, they only care about making the lower part neat, so the ten fingers are uneven and not very good.
Besides, the three-inch golden lotus will only look interesting if it is covered with pleated pants. Otherwise it would be just a flower without leaves, boring to look at.
Therefore, Wei Yangsheng got the secret and only removed this one thing. After undressing him, she took off all her own clothes as well. Then she straightened her body, spread her legs and placed them on the chair, and thrust her penis into her vagina, reaching left and right, just like the scene in the first pornographic painting where the woman was exploring the heart of a flower. After rubbing for a while, Yuxiang stretched her hands against the chair and moved her vagina forward to cater to Yuzhu. The jade dustpan goes to the left, and the left supports it. The jade whisk goes to the right and is supported by the right. Suddenly, she felt a sour, itchy, and itchy feeling inside. She couldn't bear it, but she couldn't leave it. She said to Wei Yangsheng, "It's just like this now. Don't touch it here and there, it will hurt me."

Wei Yangsheng knew that Hua's heart had been won, so he agreed to his request. They attacked only one spot, from shallow to deep, from wide to tight, for hundreds of times. Then, Yuxiang's hands unconsciously came from behind her body to pull her thighs upward, which naturally matched the scene of the second erotic painting. Wei Yangsheng lifted her feet and placed them on his shoulders, then held her slender waist with both hands and penetrated her all the way. At this time, the jade whisk felt even thicker and filled the vagina. After several hundred more mentions, I saw his starry eyes were beginning to dim, his hair was about to fall down, and he looked like he was about to fall asleep. Wei Yangsheng pounced twice and said, "Darling, I know you're going to get lost. It's hard to sit on this chair, let's get it over with on the bed."

Yuxiang was in a critical moment and was afraid that if she went to the bed, she would have to take out the jade dustpan and interrupt her happiness. Besides, my hands and feet were so sore that I couldn't move, and I couldn't even get out of bed. When she heard him say this, she just closed her eyes and shook her head. Wei Yangsheng said, "My dear, can't you walk?" Yuxiang nodded.

Wei Yangsheng said, "Let me carry you up." He actually put his feet on his arms. Yuxiang hugged Weiyangsheng with both hands and put her red tongue in her mouth. Wei Yangsheng held her up, and kept the jade whisk in her vagina without pulling it out. He thrust it in and out while walking, as if he was walking around and watching flowers in a hurry.

He carried Yuxiang to the bed, laid her down, lifted her feet and started again from the beginning. After smoking a few hundred more times, Yuxiang suddenly shouted:
My dear, I am in trouble! "He hugged Wei Yangsheng tightly with both hands, groaning in fear like a seriously ill person who was about to die. Wei Yangsheng knew that her vaginal fluid had been produced, so he pressed his jade whisk against her pistil and rubbed it hard, accompanying him as if to death.

The two hugged each other and fell asleep for a while. Yuxiang woke up and said, "Did you know that I just died?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "How could I not know? This is not called death, it's called losing."

Yuxiang asked, "What do you mean by 'lost'?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "Men have Yang essence and women have Yin essence. When they reach the end of pleasure, the essence will come out. In the future, the skin, flesh and bones of the whole body will become numb, and they will feel drowsy as if they are sleeping, and then the essence will be released. This is what is lost. The fifth picture of the erotic painting looks like this."

Yuxiang asked, "According to you, after being thrown away, he can still live and is therefore immortal?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "A man will ejaculate every time he has sex with a woman. There are also women whose vaginal fluids come out quickly, and they can ejaculate dozens of times for every time a man ejaculates. This is called happiness, there is no such thing as death!"

Yuxiang said, "If that's the case, from now on I will lose it every day and every night."

Wei Yangsheng laughed and said, "How about my advice to you? Isn't this pornographic booklet a treasure?"

Yuxiang said, "It is indeed a treasure. It would be nice if I bought it and put it at home to look at it from time to time. I'm just afraid that friend will come and take it away."

Wei Yangsheng said: "That was just to fool you, I actually bought it myself."

Yuxiang was delighted to hear that. After talking, the two got up, put on their clothes and continued watching the pornographic pictures. When they got excited, they did it again. From that day on, the couple became particularly close to each other and loved each other more.

After watching the pornographic pictures, Yuxiang's Taoism turned into a romantic life. When having sex at night, he doesn't follow the middle way and likes to be different.

Even a candle can be poured out, and fire can be taken from across the mountain. As they were doing the work, the crazy attitude of making noises to add to the fun gradually became more prevalent. In order to satisfy his lustful nature, Wei Yangsheng went to the bookstore and bought many erotic books, such as "The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch", "The Biography of Ruyi Jun", "The Biography of the Crazy Old Woman", etc., a total of about 20 kinds. He put it on his desk and let him read it, and put all the books he had read before on the shelf. Even if 360 erotic paintings were painted, they would not be able to describe all the bliss that the couple enjoyed in bed. It is true that: "The zither and the harp cannot express its harmony, and the bells and drums cannot express its music."

Wei Yangsheng was extremely happy at this point, except for one thing: although the couple was harmonious, there was a great deal of discord between the father-in-law and the son-in-law. Why? It was because Taoist Tiefei was a gentleman of the old-fashioned way, who liked simplicity and hated prosperity, and who was averse to talk about romantic things and loved to preach Taoism. Ever since the night Wei Yangsheng married into her family's family and saw him wearing fancy clothes and behaving frivolously, she had felt annoyed. He sighed and said:
"This boy is flashy but not practical. He is definitely not a man of great potential. My daughter has missed her mark."

But the betrothal gift had been received and Zhu and Chen had been married, and it could not be changed, so he had to make the best of it and after he got married, he would be supervised by his strict father and train him to be an upright person. Therefore, there is no pretense in the words and expressions. Not to mention if he speaks incorrectly or does something wrong, he must be scolded and taught a lesson. Even if he walks, sits, or lies down in an improper manner, he will also nag at him.

Wei Yang was born with a young mind and his parents died early, so he had never been restrained by anyone. How could he endure such hardships? He wanted to resist him several times, but he was afraid that his wife would be upset and it would affect their happiness, so he had no choice but to endure it. I couldn't bear it anymore.
I thought to myself, I just admired his daughter at the beginning, and since he didn't want to marry her off, he must have found someone else, so I came to him. How could he use his power like Mount Tai to crush me? It would have been fine if I didn't try to change such a corrupt scholar as him, but he tried to change me instead. Besides, I am a talented and romantic man who will do some famous deeds such as stealing jade and stealing perfume in the future. Can I rely on his daughter alone to win my life? We are all detained like this, not allowed to move a step or say a word. If I do something wrong, won’t I be sentenced to death? Now I think I can neither argue with him nor bear with him any more. There is only one way, which is to hand my daughter over to him and just say I am going out to study and travel to other places. Now I have married the first beautiful woman in the world. If I meet a second one, even if I cannot marry her, we can just be husband and wife for a few nights to fulfill our past relationship.

I have made up my mind. I will tell Yuxiang first and then ask my father-in-law. But I am afraid that Yuxiang will not let me go because she is still addicted to the pleasure of sex.
If I get blocked by him first, it would be difficult to tell my father-in-law. He had no choice but to tell his father-in-law behind Yuxiang's back, "I live in a remote mountain village, and I am ignorant and have no wise teachers or good friends, so I have no chance to make any progress in my studies. Now I have to bid farewell to my father-in-law.
Traveling around can broaden your horizons and expand your mind. Whenever I see a wise teacher or helpful friend, I will stay there and go to the provincial examination when the examination is due. If I can pass both subjects, it will be worth my father-in-law's effort to marry me. I wonder if you will allow my son-in-law to go? "

Taoist Tiemen said, "You have been my son-in-law for half a year, and this is the only thing I can hear. It is a great thing to be willing to leave home to study, so why shouldn't I be willing?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "Even if my father-in-law agrees, I'm afraid your daughter will blame me for being unfeeling and leaving soon after the wedding. Now, according to my son-in-law's wishes, I want to just say that it's my father-in-law's fault and it has nothing to do with me, so that there will be no entanglement and I can go as I please.
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The Taoist said, "That is absolutely true."

After discussing it, the Taoist priest persuaded Wei Yang Sheng to go out and study in front of his daughter. Wei Yang Sheng pretended to be unwilling, but the Taoist priest spoke sternly and earnestly to Wei Yang Sheng, and only then did he obey his order. When Yuxiang was enjoying herself, she suddenly heard that her husband was going to die. It was like a child being weaned. How painful could it be? Even the debts owed after leaving the house have to be paid in advance. Wei Yangsheng also knew that long journeys were lonely and that he might not be able to get a woman for a while, so he tried his best to serve her. Just like a wedding banquet, although it is for guests, you end up having to entertain them yourself. No one could describe the preparations that took place over several nights in a row, so the couple had to know only about it.

When it was time to leave, Wei Yangsheng said goodbye to his father-in-law and wife, and took the servants with him.

Wei Yang has many more adventures after this, please stay tuned for the next chapter.

Chapter 4: The guest staying in the wilderness feels sad and lonely, and the night thief talks about the customs

Wei Yangsheng bid farewell to his father-in-law and wife and went out to study. There is no fixed direction for his faith. As long as there is a beautiful woman, that is where he will settle down. Every time you pass through a prefecture or county, you must stay for a few days. He is a young celebrity.
He was very good at taking exams and liked to form societies, so he engraved the most texts. There was no scholar within or outside the country who did not know him, so wherever he went, there would be friends who would try to get him into the society. He put writing and making friends last, and finding a beautiful woman was his first priority. Every morning when I get up, I will go to look for it no matter which street or alley it is.

All I see are ordinary women, no more beauties with extraordinary talent.

One day in a hotel in the wilderness, the two companions fell ill at the same time and could not leave. If I want to go out for a walk without anyone accompanying me, I am afraid that it will look unbecoming to the ladies. Sitting alone, I feel very bored.

Suddenly, a guest from the next room came over and said, "Sir, it must be lonely sitting alone. I have a pot of wine over there. If you don't mind, please come over and have a drink with me."

Wei Yangsheng said, "We just met by chance, how can I bother you?"

The man said, "I've heard that scholars like to be carefree, why are you so stubborn? Although I'm a humble man, I like to make friends, but you have a great future, so I don't dare to be so high. Now that we are in the same hotel, it's a rare opportunity to meet, so why not sit with me?"

Wei Yangsheng was feeling extremely depressed and was eager to talk to someone, so he agreed. When I went with him, he put Wei Yangsheng on the upper seat and sat next to it. Wei Yangsheng repeatedly refused and pulled him to sit opposite him, and the man asked his name. Wei Yangsheng told him his nickname and also asked him what his honorific title was.

The man said, "I am a layman, I don't have a nickname. My only nickname is 'Sai Kunlun'."

Wei Yangsheng asked, "This honorific title is strange. Why did you choose these three words?"

The man said, "If I were to talk about it, I'm afraid you would be scared and would not bother to drink with me."

Wei Yangsheng said, "I am also a chivalrous man. I am not afraid of gods or ghosts standing in front of me. As for the noble and humble, wise and foolish, I don't care. As long as we are of the same mind, there is nothing to be disdainful of!"

Sai Kunlun said, "I might as well tell you straight. I am a thief. I can climb over walls. No matter how high a building is or how thick a wall is, I can get into his bed without much effort and take the things out. I won't let him know until the next day. People say there was a Kunlun who could fly into the mansion of Lord Guo Ling and steal the red gauze. He could only do it once in his life, but I don't know how many hundreds of times I have done it. That's why they call me 'Sai Kunlun'."

Wei Yangsheng was shocked and said, "Since you have been doing this for a long time and you are famous, everyone knows about it, so won't you get into trouble?
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Sai Kunlun said: "If you commit a crime, you are no longer a hero. As the old saying goes: 'Catch the thief and the stolen goods'. If you can't catch the stolen goods,
I told him that he didn't dare to do anything to me. There is no one who does not flatter me, near and far, for fear that I will plot against them if they offend me. I have some principles in my life, which are "Five Don'ts": Don't steal when you encounter danger, don't steal when you encounter good fortune, don't steal when you are familiar with someone, don't steal when you have stolen something,
Don't be on guard and don't steal. "

Wei Yangsheng said, "These five names are very interesting. Please explain them one by one."

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He doesn't care, or he forgets to close the front door or leaves the room door unlocked. If I go to steal from him, I'd be a coward who bullies the weak and fears the strong. How could I be willing to be that? This is called the "Five Don'ts of Stealing". People from far and near see that I have these good qualities, so even though they know I am a thief, they do not treat me as a thief, but instead do not regard it as a humiliation when they interact with me. Now, if you still don't want to let me go, I will take you as my brother. If you need me in the future, I will be at your service even if it means my death. "

Wei Yangsheng couldn't help sighing in his heart when he heard him talking, "I didn't expect that there would be such a hero among the thieves. If I get along with him or go somewhere else, it would be fine. But if I meet a beauty like Hong Xiao or Hong Fu, and we are in a wealthy mansion, or we can't communicate, or I can't go in and out, how bad would it be if I asked him to be Kunlun?" Thinking of this, I couldn't help but dance with joy. Later, when I heard that I wanted to become sworn brothers with him, I felt a little hesitant. Although I said "very good", I was not very excited in my heart.

Sai Kunlun knew what he was thinking and said, "My lord, you have made up your mind, but you are still undecided. Are you afraid of getting into trouble? No matter how powerful the villain is, I will never commit a crime. Even if I am found guilty, I will kill myself and will never accuse innocent people. My lord, don't worry too much."

Seeing that he had figured out the trick and resolved his doubts, Wei Yangsheng readily agreed. The two men each contributed money to hold a three-animal sacrifice ceremony, wrote down the year, month and day, and swore an oath of blood in the store, vowing to live and die together. Sai Kunlun was older and Wei Yangsheng was younger, so they were called brothers. They also shared the sacrifice and ate until midnight. When they were about to go to sleep separately, Wei Yangsheng said, "We'd both be lonely if we sleep separately. Why don't you sleep together on my bed, touch your feet and talk, and spend the long night together?"

Sai Kunlun said, "That's true." The two of them took off their clothes and slept in the same bed.

Wei Yangsheng had just climbed onto the bed when he unknowingly revealed his usual expression. He said, "How come there is no woman I like in such a nice place?"

Sai Kunlun heard this and asked, "Why did you say these two sentences, my dear brother? Have you never married a brother-in-law? Do you want to seek marriage everywhere?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "I have married my brother. But how can a man rely on a woman to live with him until old age? After all, besides his wife, he should find a few other companions. To be honest, I like to be romantic. This time I came out under the name of traveling and studying, but in fact I came here to look for women. I have traveled through many counties and cities, and the women I saw were either wearing rouge and powder to cover up their dark skin, or wearing emerald necklaces to cover their sallow hair. Is there any woman who is naturally beautiful without dressing up? That's why I am tired of seeing them and I can't help but say these two words."

Sai Kunlun said, "My dear brother, you are wrong. A good woman in the world will never be allowed to meet others. If someone meets someone, he is definitely not a good woman.
Not to mention the children of decent families, even among prostitutes, only those who are extremely ugly and unloved by anyone would be willing to come out to sell their smiles. If a person has a little status, he will sit at home and wait for people to visit him before he comes out. How much more so, will the children of good families be willing to stand in front of the door for people to watch them? If you want to know what a good woman is, just come and ask me. "

After hearing this, Wei Yangsheng raised his head and said, "This is strange. My elder brother is not involved in the romantic world, so how do you know about my affairs?"

Sai Kunlun said, "Although I have never been involved in the world of romance, I am the only one who can see and hear clearly the affairs of romance. Let me ask you, are there more beautiful women in the world from rich and noble families or from poor and humble families?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "Of course there are more wealthy families."

Sai Kunlun asked, "For a beautiful lady from a rich family like this, should we look at her carefully with her face painted with makeup and clothes on, or should we look at her carefully after she has washed off her makeup and taken off her clothes?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "Of course, only after washing away can the true colors be seen."

Sai Kunlun said, "Now I understand. We thieves naturally don't go to poor families. After all, we go to places where pearls and jade are sold in large quantities, so we naturally see more. When we go, it is late at night and the night is still. He either takes off his clothes and sits under the bright moon, or opens the tent and sleeps in the shadow of the lamp. I am afraid that he has not fallen asleep yet, so I dare not pack my things.
He would hide in the dark, stare at him, and not move, until he fell asleep before taking action. So if you look carefully, not only can you see every detail of the facial skin, but you can also see the height of the vulva and the amount of pubic hair clearly. Which women in these hundreds of miles around are good at giving birth and which are bad at giving birth are all in my belly. If you want to do this, just ask me. "

Wei Yangsheng was still listening in bed at first, but when he heard this, he sat up with his chest exposed and said, "
rational. No one else is allowed to see the daughter of the master, no matter who you are. Even if you see her, you can't see her clearly. Only you two can see each other. There is another saying,
You see a beautiful woman and a plump vagina. What will you do if you get excited? "

Sai Kunlun said: "When I was young, I couldn't stand it. I often masturbated to the woman secretly, thinking it was just like having sex with her. Later, I saw it so many times that I didn't care much. I didn't get excited when I saw her vagina being moved just like usual. But when I saw her having sex with her husband, she would moan and groan, and her vagina would move, which made me excited."

When Wei Yangsheng heard him talk about the most wonderful part, he turned over and slept on the other side to listen. Sai Kunlun said, "If you don't mind the blasphemy, let me tell you one or two stories. I wonder if you are willing to listen?"

Wei Yangsheng said, "Excellent! If you can get this, a conversation with you is worth ten years of study. Tell me quickly."
Sai Kunlun said, "I have seen so many things in my life that I don't know where to start. Now, just ask me one thing and I will tell you one thing."

Wei Yangsheng asked, "May I ask, do women like to work more or do they dislike working more?"

Sai Kunlun said: "Of course, most women like to have sex. Among a hundred women, only one or two do not like to have sex, and the rest all like to have sex. However, there are two types of women who like to have sex. Some like to have sex in their hearts and say they want to have sex. Some like to have sex in their hearts,
She pretends not to do it, waits for her husband to force her to do it, and then reveals her true colors. Of these two types of women, the first type is easier to deal with. At first I hid in the dark and saw her urging her husband to do things. I thought she was an extremely lustful woman who could not get tired of doing it all night long. Who wants to give up after just a few puffs? After that, she feels tired and just wants to sleep, and it doesn't matter whether her husband does it or not. The only thing that is extremely difficult to get along with is a woman who pretends not to do something but actually wants to do it. I once went to steal from a family and saw the husband trying to get his wife to do something, but she refused. The husband climbed on top and pushed down. The husband just said no and fell into a deep sleep. The woman tossed and turned deliberately to prevent him from waking up. Seeing that he was unconscious, he reached out to shake him. Who would want her husband to sleep soundly and never wake up again? He shouted loudly: "There is a thief! 'If another thief was caught, he would be scared away by him. I knew she wasn't crying thief, she was trying to wake her husband up so he could get up and do his work. As expected, after the husband woke up with a fright, he stammered, "Just now there was a noise made by the cat picking up the mouse. I misheard it and thought it was a thief, but it had nothing to do with me. 'She hugged her husband tightly and rubbed her vulva against his penis. The husband then became interested and started to do it. At first, she managed to hold on without making any sound. After being thumped hundreds of times, she gradually began to moan and her sexual fluids could not stop flowing. They were doing it in the middle of the night when her husband passed away. She was in the mood for sex, but she couldn't ask her husband to do it again, so she could only pretend to sigh as if she was sick. She asked her husband to rub her breasts and belly and not allow him to sleep. The husband couldn't sleep, so he had to climb up and start over again, and he didn't rest until the rooster crowed. I was tired after staying up all night. Just as I was about to pack up, it was dawn again, so I had to sneak out. So I know that this kind of woman is extremely difficult to get along with. "

Wei Yangsheng asked, "May I ask, when women are doing things, are they more likely to waste time or less?"

Sai Kunlun said, "Of course there are more women who know how to be promiscuous. About ten women, only one or two are not promiscuous, and the rest are all promiscuous. It's just that women talk about three kinds of promiscuous ways, and only we can hear them clearly, while the men who do the work don't know."
Wei Yangsheng asked: "Which three?"

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When Wei Yangsheng heard this, he felt itchy all over and his semen flowed out unconsciously. I wanted to ask him something else, but it was already dawn. After they got up and washed up, they sat opposite each other and talked about some interesting things. After a few days of preparation, the two of them became closer and closer. Wei Yangsheng said to him, "I have always taken women as my life. Now I am lucky to meet you. If I don't tell you my secret, I will miss you. I want you to pick the first pretty woman you see and find a way for me to have a look at her. If she is really a beauty, I will tell you that I am destined to be blessed by the Red Luan. If I see a woman, she will come to me if I don't go looking for her. Then I want you to show me your magical powers and help me get married."

Sai Kunlun shook his head and said, "I can't do that. I have always been disciplined not to steal again after having stolen something. I can't bear to steal from someone again, let alone a woman of reputation. I can only be careful to look for you from now on. If I see a beautiful woman in someone's house, I will not steal her property. I will come back to discuss it with you and do a good deed. This is acceptable."

Wei Yangsheng said, "I don't know a righteous man, and my words just now were too abrupt. But one thing, since you promised me to keep an eye out for me, if I see a beautiful woman, I must not steal her property. Forget what you promised today. If you succeed in what you promised, I will repay you later."

Sai Kunlun said, "It seems that you really don't recognize a righteous man. If I want to repay you, I might as well take the current spike. Even if you become an official in the future, you can allow me to collect a few taxes. The money from the taxes can be seen. It's better for me to be a thief once. I don't need to seek such a reward. I promise you a beautiful woman now, and I will definitely return you a beautiful woman tomorrow. Now that you have met me, you don't need to go elsewhere, and you can rent a few houses here to study. Don't rely on me alone. If you see someone good, go and do it yourself. If I see someone good, I will come and tell you. Searching in both directions, you will naturally meet, and you will never fail."

Wei Yangsheng was overjoyed and asked someone to find him a place to live. When they were about to leave, she held him and bowed four times before parting.

After all, we will see what Wei Yangsheng’s adventures are like next time.

The fifth chapter of the contest is strict and makes a name for the flower list. The dog is kind and generous and collects the snow-haired girl

After leaving Sai Kunlun, Wei Yangsheng moved to a temple to live. This temple is the palace of Zhang Xian, the God of Childbirth. There are very few rooms inside and it usually does not accommodate guests. It was just because Wei Yangsheng was not afraid of paying a high price, he was willing to pay two taels a month instead of one tael elsewhere. The Taoist priest was greedy for a small profit, so he rented the house to him. Why are you willing to pay such a high price? Because the immortal Zhang in our temple is extremely effective, many women from near and far come to pray for children. Wei Yangsheng wanted to make a choice here, so he planned to build a residence here. Since moving into the apartment, several groups of women would come in to burn incense every day. The woman who burned incense there was different from those who burned incense elsewhere.

There will definitely be one or two out of ten that are worth watching. What is the reason for this? It turned out that most of the women who burned incense everywhere were old or middle-aged, and there were few young people, so none of them was worthy of attention. The women who burn incense here all come here to pray for children. They are old and their menstruation has stopped, so they must have no fertility. The menstrual period in middle age is about to stop, and the sexual desire is already fading. So those who came to seek heirs were all young women.
But there were one or two mature people accompanying him. Whenever a girl is between the ages of fourteen and twenty, no matter she is good or bad, her face will have a rosy complexion and be slightly charming. So there must be one or two out of ten that are worth watching.

Wei Yangsheng got up early every day, dressed neatly, and walked back and forth in front of the throne. When she saw the woman coming, she hid behind Zhang Xian, listened to the Taoist priest's confession on his behalf, and watched him burn incense and worship, observing his facial expression and attitude completely. Then he took the enemy by surprise and broke out from inside. When the woman saw his extraordinary appearance, she was shocked and thought that her sincerity had brought the clay statue of Zhang Xian to life, and the statue came down to give her a child. It was not until he walked down the steps and swayed for a while that I realized he was a human.

That soul has been taken away by the living immortal Zhang. The women were so overwhelmed that they exchanged glances with each other and were reluctant to go back. Some people also deliberately left behind their sweat towels as a mark.

From then on, Wei Yangsheng behaved in an unusually frivolous and dissolute manner, and even said that all the beautiful women in the world should be enjoyed by me. When he first entered the temple, he would nail a small booklet down and hide it in his pocket. On it were inscribed four words: "Collect all the beauties of spring". Any woman who came to burn incense and was somewhat pretty would be registered in the booklet. For example, a woman of such and such age, and a husband of such and such,
Wherever you live, write down your name carefully. A red pen was used to add circles next to it to determine the height. Three laps for the special class, two laps for the superior class,
Medium lap. There are four or six comments after each name to describe his merits.

How did Wei Yangsheng know the names and addresses of so many women and their husbands? Because when a woman goes into the temple to burn incense, there must be a Taoist priest standing next to her to help her communicate her sincerity. He would ask her her name, age, which believer she is the wife of, and where she lives. The woman would not say anything, and one of her family members must have asked a maid to agree on her behalf. Wei Yangsheng memorized it at this time, and when he left, he took out the booklet and recorded it.

Within a few days, he had collected all the beautiful women in the area. Although many women were recorded, all of them were of the middle class, not a single one was qualified for the third round. I thought to myself that my lifelong ambition was to marry the most beautiful woman in the world, and the one I married at home was just the first one. Nowadays, it seems that there are many people like him, which shows that he is not the first. I think it is impossible that there are second and third place winners of the imperial examination but no first place winner among all the beauties in the world. After all, there must be the first place winner who I have not met yet. Now it seems that these women can only be kept here as a backup, so that they can be used as an excuse if they are not met in the end. I'll wait for a few days and see what happens next. As a result, the laws became stricter and no leniency was shown.

One day, he was sleeping in his room, feeling tired, when suddenly a servant ran in and said, "Sir, get up and look at the pretty girl."

Wei Yangsheng hurriedly got out of bed, put on a new towel, dressed in beautiful clothes, and looked in the mirror, which delayed him for a while. When I walked outside, I saw two young ladies, one wearing silver-red and the other wearing lotus-colored, accompanied by a middle-aged beauty. They all burned incense and were about to leave. Wei Yangsheng looked at the two young ladies from a distance and saw that they were indeed the goddesses of Wushan.
Luo Pu's fairy chin was very different from what I usually saw, and for a moment I didn't even notice the wind blowing. Seeing that he was about to leave but had not yet stepped out of the door, he rushed over, knelt outside the door, and kowtowed continuously. The two servants and the Taoist priest were so frightened that they were speechless, fearing that the woman was going to have a fit.

Who would have thought that although Wei Yangsheng appeared crazy on the outside, he actually had his own ideas in mind. If the three women were willing to take this path,
He knew that I loved him so much because of his handsome appearance, so I knelt down to worship him, thinking that he would not get angry. If the righteousness still breaks out,
I simply assumed that he was a person from outside who wanted to pray to Zhang Xian for an offspring. However, when I saw that there were women inside, it would be indecent for the mix, so I did not dare to go in and knelt outside the door and kowtowed. Does he know that I live in the temple? Keeping this in mind, I am invincible, so I dare to do so.

As expected, the three women had no idea what was going on and just said that he was seeking an offspring, and they all turned away and stood aside. He waited until he finished bowing before taking a step. During the time of worship, the two young ladies glanced at each other, but the expression was unconscious and did not seem very similar. Only the middle-aged beauty was very pretentious in front of Wei Yangsheng and couldn't help laughing. Before leaving, he glanced at Wei Yangsheng a few more times before leaving.

Wei Yangsheng stood there in a daze for a long time without being able to speak. After walking a mile or two, he asked the Taoist priest who the girl was from. The Taoist saw that he acted rashly and almost got into trouble, so he couldn't blame him, so how could he say anything to him?

Wei Yangsheng wanted to follow the sedan chair to track the whereabouts, but he knew it was too far and he could not catch up, so he had to go back to his room and sit there depressed. I thought to myself, this is such a hateful thing, I know the names and addresses of all the ones I don’t like, but I don’t even know the whereabouts of the two ones I like the most. It's a pity that this pair of peerless beauties missed each other in person. He took out the booklet and wanted to add these two names, but there were no names to write, so he could only jot it down at the beginning and said: On a certain day of a certain month, I met two beauties, but I don’t know their surnames. So I named them according to the colors of their clothes, and listed their ages and personalities on the left to make it easier to find them.

A silver-red woman. He is about seventeen or eighteen years old. Judging from his feelings, he is undecided about returning home and his desires have not yet been expressed.

Comment: This woman's posture is as graceful as clouds and her figure is as elegant as a beautiful girl. When her red lips bloom, she is as delicate as a flower that can speak. When she moves, she is as light as a flying swallow. Her brows are always furrowed without worry, it is true that Xi Shi is good at frowning. Her eyes are open lazily but not tired, it must be because Concubine Yang likes to sleep. What is more lovable is that one gives people his heart instead of things, and that one will leave nothing behind. She showed me her intention but not her form; when she was leaving, there was no trace of affection in her eyes. She seemed to be a hermit among women and a secluded man in the inner chamber. Put it in a high position, who would say it is inappropriate?

A beautiful lady in lotus color. About twenty years old. Judging from his spirit, it seems that although he has been with the man for a long time, his original intention is still not broken.

Comment: This woman is graceful and elegant, with a great will. There is no need to draw the eyebrows. Without bothering Jingzhao, his face looked unhappy. Why use He Lang's muscles? They are between fat and thin. The trick is that thinness cannot be increased, and fatness cannot be reduced. The beauty of makeup lies in the middle of light and heavy, and the beauty lies in that heavy makeup seems light, while light makeup seems deep. What is acceptable is that the mood is depressed and yet not relieved, like a lotus that always blooms but never does. I keep my thoughts to myself and don't express them, because the beauty of the flowers has not yet faded away due to my laziness and sorrow. What is more precious is that she is the same as the previous ones, surpassing all the others, and is also known as the most beautiful woman in the country!

The top candidate will be chosen after the interview. After the criticism, I thought again that the middle-aged beauty has not lost her charm. Let’s not talk about anything else, just those eyes are like a treasure. He gave me many looks at first, but I didn't even glance back because I was thinking about those two. Now I feel really bad about it. Besides, he was traveling with a pretty woman, so if she was not a sister-in-law, she must be a relative. I should have treated him a little more leniently because of her beauty. He was willing to help and make the two of them look at me, and it was clear that he was a considerate person. If I find him, why should I worry about the other two not being able to catch my eye? I will now write him down in the book and add a good criticism. Firstly, I want to repay him for his kindness in getting the book. Secondly, when the time comes, I will send it to him to read. This will flatter him first, and I won't have to worry about him not working for me.

He picked up his pen and changed the character "二" in the name of Guose to "三". Because he was wearing black clothes, he added another name: the dark beauty. She looks like she is forty-nine, but looks like she is twenty-eight. Judging from his expression, he seems to want to write a letter and his emotions are very intense.

Comment: This woman's emotions are stirring and her spirits are surging. Although her waist is firmer than that of a young woman, her eyebrows are as beautiful as those of a newlywed. Her blush is as rosy as peach blossoms, and her skin is as smooth as jade. The most enchanting thing is that the two stars are motionless but their eyes are flowing, flickering like lightning under a cliff. Without moving an inch, his body suddenly turned, floating lightly like a cloud. How can it be inferior to the two beauties?

After writing, he circled each name three times and still hid it in the folder.

From this day on, you can go to the Immortal Palace or not. The woman who comes in can look at it or not.

He only kept these three beauties in his mind at all times, and carried this notebook with him as he went about the streets all day long. There was no trace of him anymore. I thought to myself, Sai Kunlun has the most experience and is more familiar with the route, why not ask him? There is just one thing. He originally allowed me to find one, but I haven’t seen him these few days, so I guess he went to look for one. If I tell him, he will just think that I have someone I like and will throw away the burden. Besides, there is no name or surname, so how can he check? I'll keep it in my stomach for now, and wait a few days, maybe he'll find one to report to me, I don't know. I'm afraid of having too many other things, and I'm not afraid of having too many beautiful women. From then on, every day when I woke up, I either went out to ask for help, or waited at home.

One day, he met Sai Kunlun on the street and stopped him and asked, "Brother, why haven't you responded to what you promised me? Have you forgotten?"

Sai Kunlun said, "I have them in my mind all the time, how could I forget them? It's just that there are more ordinary ones than stunning ones. I just found them recently and was about to tell you when I bumped into them."

After hearing this, Wei Yangsheng smiled and said, "In that case, please come to my residence and talk." The two of them walked hand in hand and entered the residence together. After sending the servant away, the two of them closed the door and discussed the matter.

I don't know which family's woman was so lucky to meet such a man, and I don't know which family's husband was so unlucky to make such a man so angry.