1. Love does not mean that you can not say sorry. On the contrary, love means that you have to say it over and over again and keep coming up with new ways to say it. Whether you like it or not, you still have to say it every day, every week, every month, and even every year until one day God shows mercy and calls you back to him, and you can be free from the sea of suffering. 2. Women like a man who knows how to appreciate a woman who loves to eat. 3. Women all like capable men; of course, if he has the advantages of humor and attentiveness, he will definitely get extra points. 4. For women, it is better to receive flowers other than on special days such as Valentine's Day, anniversaries or birthdays. 5. Speaking of sending flowers, it would be more effective if you could send a large bouquet of flowers to her office. 6. When kissing, use your lips more and talk less 7. At the same time, try exploring the sensitive areas of her back, nape of the neck and behind the knees. 8. Although she will like you to bite her lightly occasionally, if you keep biting her like a beast when you are being affectionate with her, it will only have the opposite effect. 9. Even though the first time you saw her without clothes she was wearing a wild belt; please remember that most of the time she likes to wear normal white cotton underwear instead of those weird props. 10. Generally speaking, women don't like to wear high heels. 11. However, if she decides to wear it, remember that you have to confidently support her decision. Even if this means you will be shorter than her, don't complain. 12. If you ask her about her ex-boyfriend and she secretly shows a small thoughtful smile, you'd better change the subject immediately. 13. Remember: you have never had a girlfriend before. 14. If she refuses to believe that you have never had other women before her, then you have to admit that you had one, but remember to add that this woman was not as smart as her, did not have good taste in clothes, had a bad figure, and did not know how to cook. 15. You might as well brag about how loving you are and how noble your character is. You can tell her that you love animals and children very much, and that you like to do volunteer work when you have time. You can even tell her that if the church was not against the use of condoms, you could have become a clergyman. 16. Never let a woman go to a party alone. 17. Sometimes a woman needs something and you don't, but you must never reject her, otherwise it will set a terrible precedent. Next time you need something, don't ask her for help! 18. A woman’s career is as important as yours, at least you have to say so. 19. If she is into fitness, compliment her on her toned muscles. 20. When she asks you for the thousandth time if you look fat, you still need to respond quickly and affirmatively: Of course... no. The correct answer is: How can you be fat? You don’t know how slim you are! You must say this sentence so that you believe it yourself, and you must not even look at other women at this moment! 21. Taboos on the first date: dressing too casually or too formally; arriving too early or too late; talking about yourself endlessly. 22. The following questions can help you maintain your relationship. Please fill in the correct answers: Anniversary: Birthday: Clothing size: Shoe size: Bust size: Leslie Cheung can say to Maggie Cheung: I am a bird without feet. And successfully get rid of her, but you can never do that. 23. There is only one useful opening line when meeting a stranger of the opposite sex: My name is (please fill in your name), what is your surname, miss? 24. There are always a few days every month when she will be particularly irritable and have a weird temper. Although she knew very well that it was her hormones that were causing the problem, it did not mean that her unpleasant feelings would be alleviated by this understanding. So please try to tolerate her. 25. On the other hand, if you are in a bad mood, you have the right to remind her that you have always been tolerant of her. However, don't expect this strategy to succeed. 26. She may insult her friends sometimes, but you absolutely have no right to do so. 27. You must be very excited when you are preparing to give a woman underwear. However, women are usually not as excited as you are when they receive such gifts. 28. When you see your woman sleeping in the same bed with another beautiful woman, you will definitely feel very excited. On the other hand, your woman definitely doesn't feel the same way. 29. Don't overestimate your wife or girlfriend's bra size, but don't underestimate their seat size. |