Funny Stories about the Past (Adult Novel Adapted from Anime)

The term "ba hui" has appeared since the Qing Dynasty. In Mr. Cao Xueqin's book "Dream of Red Mansions", it is mentioned from the housekeeper Jiao

The elder said that the father-in-law who was not serious had sex with his daughter-in-law on the bed, which was called "playing with the dick".

"Also called "stealing ashes", this kind of thing is usually a family disgrace that should not be made public, so just suppress it quietly.

I suffered a loss in silence, and my son was humiliated but dared not speak out, so we all heard it from others, and no one dared to say it was true. I said

This is a story that people have to keep to themselves. Now I will talk about this embarrassing "pickpocket"

Son".

This man's surname is Yu and his given name is Changmao. He is a prominent figure in our town. During the Cultural Revolution, he was a village leader or something.

Although he looks like Lou Ah Shu in the Peking Opera Fifteen Strings of Cash, his brain is

The son is very useful. Although he is skinny and useless at doing farm work, he can rely on his eloquent lips and calculation skills to

He still lives a decent life. Although he is not good-looking, he has two sons thanks to his wife.

The girls are all very handsome, with good looks and good character. They are among the most handsome girls in this town.

Young man, as the saying goes, "Sons are more like their mothers, and daughters are more like their fathers." This old man Yu's wife is a good material.

The girl was more than half a head taller than her husband, and she was also pretty. It was a pity that a beautiful flower was stuck in the dunghill.

Thanks to the old man Yu who made up for his lack of appearance with his skills, the couple stayed together stably.

Dangdang has gone through dozens of years.

As for this old man Yu, he has three major problems in his life: he is addicted to sex, his penis head is big, and his words are full of water. His misfortune is

Because of his strong sex addiction and large penis head, this old guy has been interested in women with long hair since he was young.

Maybe because he is not good-looking, no woman would pay attention to him, so he has to take the initiative to tease women.

He knew everything after he spied on his cousin and his girlfriend doing that kind of thing in his lower room.

He was looking for a woman to be his wife, but it was always impossible to realize it. Until the Cultural Revolution, he

Huhu became the commander of the rebellion, and only then did he win the favor of his father-in-law in the name of protecting the persecuted masses.

He finally got the beautiful girl, but later on, his glory was gone, and he went back to the business world.

Ji, caught up with the group of people who were getting rich. With his boastful mouth, he made his family business prosperous in just a few years.

Of course, he didn't have to worry about his daughter-in-law. He married his sons one after another. They were all as beautiful as water lilies.

When I was a cadre, I used to deal with old women. Now, who says he has money? But if he thinks about that every day, he is afraid that people will

joke. But the heart still couldn't let go, and with the beautiful daughters-in-law from the two houses being married into the yard,

His lustful heart was stirring again. In the morning, when the two sisters came out to wash their little clothes, he stood by the window sill.

Carefully looking at the appearance and figures of the two daughters-in-law, the eldest daughter-in-law, although married a few years earlier, has no children yet.

The second son's child is almost one year old, and her body is as slim as when she was a girl. He stares blankly at his daughter-in-law bending over.

When I brushed my teeth with my waist, I saw the white skin of my waist from behind. I couldn't tell what I felt in my heart. I slowly

The meat reminds me of the meat on the buttocks, and then the sexy meat under the buttocks. Unconsciously, the thing below

His erection became hard again, so he quickly went back to the kang and lay there for a while, lest his wife should come back and scold him for being useless.

The marriage of the eldest daughter-in-law was quite dramatic. Her mother and she were not originally from this town.

The local residents were relocated when the reservoir was built. Not long after they moved in, her father fell seriously ill.

At that time, I was the leader of the village, so of course I had to visit often. My mother-in-law looked like my daughter-in-law.

She was one of the most beautiful women in the town. As he showed his concern for her, he gradually became interested in her.

She went to the county town to see a doctor for her sick husband, and he started to make love on the way back to town. They had been flirting with each other for a long time.

The woman fell for it after a little teasing from Old Yutoulu. The two of them went to the sorghum field and had sex. After that, they became public.

He often slept on the same kang with the couple, and did things without the half-dead man's back.

The sick and weak man died, and he helped bury the patient. The two of them continued to communicate secretly.

She felt that if things continued like this, people would gossip about her, and he couldn't marry her, so she followed her wishes and lived in the house.

Zhen found a partner for her. The man he found was his uncle's younger brother, an old bachelor and an honest man.

The man of integrity was very respectful to his daughter-in-law. Old Yu thought they could continue their relationship, but the honest

If she didn't agree, she would almost turn against him, so he didn't dare to flirt with her again. However, this woman is not without conscience.

When her daughter grew up, she promised her to his eldest son. The two families were considered to be married. Although her husband was not a good wife,

Yan Fengyu heard that they had some relationship, but she couldn't get a clue, so she didn't take it seriously. She was old too.

This kind of thing has long been forgotten, so the family is safe and sound. But often men are the least

It's good. My wife is useless, but I'm still as good as ever. Every morning my cock is as hard as an iron rod.

is the best proof. In those days, there were no open ladies to quench one's thirst, so one wanted to secretly find a lover.

He was not of that age anymore, so he would peep at his daughter-in-law every day to relieve himself.

The fact that the eldest son and his wife have not had any children is a source of worry for Old Yu. This may be the reason why he has never been happy.

Because, although the eldest daughter-in-law is a few years older than the younger daughter-in-law, she looks younger than the younger daughter-in-law.

Many, Old Yu knew that his son's poor sexual performance was caused by a problem he had when he was young repairing a reservoir.

The cold water pump was broken, and when I came back, I said I was sweating and felt like I was falling. I was so busy counting my work that I didn't even notice it.

I went to see it, and then it gradually got better and I could do whatever I wanted. It was not until I got married that I realized what that thing did.

I always feel a little powerless, but this daughter-in-law also has a problem, that is, once the man's thing enters, she

I feel uncomfortable, and in severe cases I get cramps, which makes my husband's penis feel uncomfortable. The couple's relationship is good.

Good sleep, but it is always not perfect in this regard. It doesn't matter after a long time. Old Yu and his wife are behind each other.

I have been worried about their affairs, but there is nothing I can do if they are not anxious. Over the years, my son has learned from me to

I made a lot of money from doing some business outside and lived a good life. The only regret was that I didn’t have children. Old Yu Tou Dang

He had an affair with the mother of this daughter-in-law in 1989. Although he is older now, his lust is still strong.

As the daughter-in-law grew more and more beautiful, the excitement in his heart could no longer be suppressed. Finally, one day,

She took advantage of her son's absence from home for business and her wife's absence from the city with her daughter-in-law to see a doctor.

Only when there were two of them did they dare to take action. He first teased his daughter-in-law with words.

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was not angry, he became bolder. He asked her to open the door and went in.

The daughter-in-law felt a little restrained when she got on the kang, but she was going to do this to her father-in-law whom she saw every day, and he and her family were not

Their relationship was so cordial. She had called him "uncle" since she was a teenager, and he often hugged her affectionately.

It can be said that she has nothing to worry about, but she has never thought about it in this regard. This is not a good thing to say.

He climbed onto the kang and uncovered his daughter-in-law's quilt. He saw that her lower body was naked. He reached out and touched it.

It was already slippery and wet. The daughter-in-law was so scared that she didn't know what to do. She kept pushing him with her hands but it was no use.

He took off his pants and climbed up. The daughter-in-law held the father-in-law's hard cock with her hand to prevent it from entering. He gasped.

Then he ordered his daughter-in-law to hold the thing and push it into her vagina. Although the daughter-in-law held it, she didn't dare to push it.

She felt that her father-in-law's thing was much bigger than her husband's, and could not resist his constant urging.

She put it on her vaginal opening. When it reached the door, she realized that her father-in-law's thing was extraordinary. She spread her legs wide.

He gritted his teeth and put the big glans into his vagina. Old Yu pumped up and down, and his daughter-in-law

She was immediately stunned. Oh, there was such a wonderful feeling in the world. She had lived for more than 30 years and had been married for a long time.

It has been several years since she tasted this taste in her belly. She hummed and squeaked while holding her father-in-law's thin buttocks, savoring it.

Even though Old Yu is 58 or 59 years old, his cooking skills have not diminished at all.

He pulled himself together and served his daughter-in-law very well in the first shot. He pumped in and out for more than 20 minutes.

He was satisfied and ejaculated his vaginal fluid into his daughter-in-law's belly. Before he could get off her,

The slutty girl was not happy. She was not satisfied yet. She found fault and said, "Dad, you took out your thing.

If I give birth to a baby in my body, what would you name your son? "The old man was upset by his daughter-in-law's words.

Stunned, he panted and said: "How could it be? Don't worry, I'm so old, it's okay

of. ”

When the daughter-in-law heard this, she was really annoyed. She pushed her father-in-law down and said, "You are fine, but what should I do?

No, you have to get it out for me. The old man said: "How do you do it? I will do it as you say."

. "The daughter-in-law smiled cunningly and said, "I want you to suck it out for me." "The father-in-law frowned and said:

"How can I suck it? It's dirty." The daughter-in-law insisted, "If you don't do what I say,

Don’t touch me anymore in the future. "The old man agreed, and the bitch kicked the quilt away and spread her two white legs.

Thighs, exposing her hairy vagina to her father-in-law, the old woman is a real

The girl who grew up in the countryside still had very serious feudal ideas. When they first got married, they even turned off the lights when they had sex.

He was not allowed to open it. He had never carefully looked at the appearance of a woman's vagina. Now his daughter-in-law was so tender that she could see the water.

The gadget was displayed right before his eyes, and his excitement was indescribable.

He put his mouth on the smelly vagina of his daughter-in-law, and watched his daughter-in-law's pussy slowly move.

The semen was flowing out slowly, so he had to close his eyes and suck it in. He felt a salty taste in his mouth.

He spat into the urinal on the ground, and then he used his hand to fiddle with his daughter-in-law's labia, which was as thin as jelly, and then moved upwards.

He found the most sensitive part of a woman's clitoris and licked it with his tongue. His daughter-in-law began to tremble all over.

He thought secretly: So women are afraid of touching this place. I must take revenge today. He held his breath and hugged her tightly.

The daughter-in-law's ass, put her mouth on the clitoris head, and sucked it in. The daughter-in-law was suddenly so strong

She was so excited that her whole body trembled. She wanted to push her father-in-law's head away, but her father-in-law was so strong that the woman

How could he push it away? He firmly controlled his daughter-in-law's body and sucked hard. The daughter-in-law trembled at first.

The whole body, and then howling, he didn't care how his daughter-in-law trembled and asked him to stop immediately, he still fiercely

Stimulating her sensitive nerves, the woman suddenly convulsed all over like crazy, and a stream of hot urine came out.

The father-in-law was not prepared and was sprayed with urine by his daughter-in-law. His mouth was full of salty urine.

He was at a disadvantage, but he was very happy. He raised his body, let go of his daughter-in-law's buttocks, and wiped

He wiped the urine off his face and said to his daughter-in-law, "Are you feeling better now?" The daughter-in-law quickly jumped up and looked for something to eat.

Xi was busy cleaning the urine on the mattress. The room was filled with a foul smell. After a while, they finally

Finally returned to normal. The old man put on his clothes and sat next to his daughter-in-law and continued to talk. The daughter-in-law did not get up either.

The daughter-in-law was still naked. She was very satisfied with her father-in-law's first time having sex with her. She held her father-in-law's hand and said

"What happened to me just now? It felt like an electric shock, and I couldn't even control the urine in my stomach.

That feels so good. I have never experienced this feeling after being married to your son for so many years.

I have lived in vain for more than 30 years. The father-in-law looked at her obscenely and said: "Silly child, this is a woman's

During an orgasm, you even pee. This is called ejaculation. This is the most comfortable moment for women, right? "Daughter-in-law

I nodded shyly and said, "I want this feeling again in the future, can you give it to me?" My father-in-law quickly said, "Okay,

I will give it to you whenever you want it, but it's a pity that I am such a useless kid that I, an old man, have to do such a wicked thing.

"The old man put his hand under his wife's quilt and stroked her pussy for a while before reluctantly leaving.

Daughter-in-law's room.

From then on, whenever he had the chance, Old Yu would sneak into his daughter-in-law's room to have fun, while the second boy would come to her room every two or three days.

If he had a headache, the old lady would have to accompany him to the county hospital for treatment. They would just be happy every now and then.

It was destined to happen. When they were the only ones left at home, he sneaked into his daughter-in-law's room and had a good time.

After playing all night, he refused to go back to sleep and insisted on sleeping in the room overnight. His daughter-in-law was a little reluctant to let him go.

As if thinking about another shot when he got up in the morning, Old Yu did not leave, and the two of them slept in each other's arms until they fell asleep.

At dawn, the sound of roosters woke them up. Old Yu reached out and stroked the sticky labia between his daughter-in-law's legs.

The thing below became hard as soon as I said it. I spread my daughter-in-law's legs and quietly inserted my dick into her.

It is said that Lao Yutou's penis is a unique and good thing. The wonderful thing is that his glans is much larger than others.

It's not an exaggeration to say that it's the size of an egg. The shaft of his penis is about the same as others, but the advantage of having a big bald head is enough.

Old ladies like it. When that thing is thrust in and out of their cunts, who wouldn't feel good?

Fuck a virgin pussy, the hymen has already been broken, no wonder his wife was always afraid of him when she was young

As for the huge glans, it was not until I gave birth that I gradually got used to it. This eldest daughter-in-law has never been pregnant or had a child.

Her little cunt is really strong enough. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the thrusting of her father-in-law's huge glans.

Don't mention how beautiful my heart is.

They were enjoying the delicious food secretly when suddenly they heard the old man's voice outside the door, "Old man, come out and give

I'll open the door. "Old Yu never dreamed that his wife, who had been away for two days, would come home in the morning and he would

I took out my dick and went down to open the door for my wife, but something unexpected happened. The daughter-in-law was suddenly stimulated and became nervous.

It doesn't matter. The problem she had before appeared again. Her vagina trembled and immediately pushed the old man's big glans into her vagina.

It was stuck in the vagina and couldn't be pulled out. No matter how hard the old man tried, it was useless. If he tried harder, the glans would come out.

His head hurt, and he dared not toss and turn anymore. He could only lean over his daughter-in-law and breathe heavily.

The woman was already in a coma at this time, and her whole body was convulsing, causing her vagina to contract even tighter.

Besides, Old Yu's wife called out for a long time outside but no one answered, so she had to go around to the neighbor's yard and get out through the wall.

He jumped over and entered his and the old man's room, only to find that there was no one on the kang. He panicked and hurriedly

I went to my daughter-in-law's room and knocked on the door. The daughter-in-law was so happy with her father-in-law that she forgot to lock the door. The old lady pushed

When he opened the door and entered the room, he saw the two men lying on the kang in such an ugly state that he was furious.

He beat the old man to death to vent his anger, but found that his daughter-in-law's face turned blue and she didn't react at all, but was in pain.

Old Yu, sweating profusely, stared at him but could not speak. She was a little scared and asked her husband tremblingly what happened.

Old Yu told her the reason with shame. She had never experienced such a thing before and was so frightened that she was trembling all over.

Old Yu didn't care about the cold at this time, and quickly told his wife to find someone to take them to the hospital.

After thinking for a long time, she still didn't know who to ask for help. It was Old Yu who reminded her. She immediately went to the east end of the village and found

He and his wife came to Yu's house and immediately arranged for the visit.

The old lady tied a stretcher and covered the two people tightly before calling on the neighbors to help carry them.

The daughter-in-law needs to go to the hospital to give birth, and Da Kui and his wife and the old lady are going to get these two "retributions in this life"

They asked everyone to come in and carry the patient. They thought it was a woman's illness and didn't ask any more questions.

The big man carried it up and left. People along the way had never seen such a big stretcher before. They talked about it one by one, saying, "This woman is so big!"

The woman's belly was really big, it couldn't be quadruplets. The old lady followed behind without saying a word, and went straight to the town guard.

Come from the hospital.

Six or seven strong men took turns carrying the heavy stretcher and entered the gate of the clinic with sweat all over their foreheads.

The old lady saw her niece, Doctor Hu, walking towards the office, so she quickly stepped forward and grabbed her.

She said, "Please save your uncle, he is dying." Doctor Hu was shocked to see her panic.

She hurriedly asked what was going on, and the old lady pulled her aside and quietly told her what was going on.

Her face turned red with shame, and she stepped forward and ordered the stretcher to be taken to the emergency room, leaving only the old lady behind and everyone else to go out. Equal size

Everyone left the room, she gently lifted the quilt and found two people lying naked on the ground, the old man closed his eyes

The daughter-in-law was groaning, her face was blue and purple, and she was in a state of shock. She immediately called the nurse to prepare for rescue.

Tai was also driven out by her.

As for how the body was rescued, no one knows until now. Anyway, the old man's penis was taken from his daughter-in-law.

The vagina was pulled out, and Doctor Hu quietly lent Old Yu a man's clothes to put on and sneaked back home.

The woman stayed in the hospital for a few more days and then was discharged and went home. Everything was calm again, as if nothing had happened.

Pass. No one dared to tell his son when he came back from business. Only the old lady knew the truth. She never

Dare to leave Old Yu and his daughter-in-law alone at home. But there is no impenetrable wall, this scandal is still

It was spread out, and someone even made up a jingle: "Old Yu 'peeling ashes' shakes up his spirits, inserts his penis into his wife's vagina,

I locked it up as soon as my wife shouted at me, which was so shameful and embarrassing. ”

From then on, Old Yu never dared to do anything again. He wore a long-brimmed travel hat with his head drooped all day long.

If you don't say hello to him when you walk on the street, he won't say anything. He is so listless.