Danny's Biography Kuso Wars (Urban Life Adult Novel)

(Part 1)

In the biting cold wind, little Danny held his limp cock and sobbed.

It turns out that little Danny has always dreamed of becoming a great ejaculation master, but in the entrance examination of the Ejaculation Academy

No matter how hard he tried, little Danny just couldn't get an erection.

"Is this kid here to make fun of us?" "Yes, he's not as good as us!" "His limp penis is only

For peeing! "

The cold words of the onlookers hurt his heart deeply, and poor little Danny cried even harder.

Frustrated, little Danny returned home dejectedly. He should have let his sister suck his cock.

But he just locked himself in the room, leaving his worried sister outside.

"My brother, what's wrong with you? Did you fail? It's okay, you can take the exam again next year!

Don't lose heart! "

My sister advised from outside the door.

But how could she understand little Danny's heart? Little Danny has always been proud of his long penis.

Xindu relied on his long cock to survive, and this failure has completely shattered little Danny's confidence.

And since then, little Danny's self-confidence has never been rebuilt.

Ten years had passed before he knew it, and during that time Danny had never had an erection, not even in the morning.

None of them. He completely gave up his dream of becoming a cum master, and spent his days doing the boring job of standing guard on the city wall.

He makes a living by peeing in girls' mouths. People even gave him this weak urine drink machine

Nicknamed "Weevil". His life was filled with despair and silence.

As for Danny the Weevil, he stared at the gray sky day after day for several years, replaying the past in his mind endlessly.

The echo of shattered dreams.

Until such a day comes——

As usual, Danny woke up early. He wiped his face with a towel and then grumbled

He drank three large buckets of water. Because his sister had been sold to the human flesh market, he had no family.

People are to serve. After hurriedly feeding the morning market's proprietress with his urine, he rushed to the city wall to

Provide a convenient water source for travelers who travel during the morning and stay overnight.

This day was greyer than usual, in all other respects. When Danny looked out

He was simply stunned when he saw a group of naked winged women coming from the distant sky.

You know, the harpy girl has been extinct on the continent for eighty years. Only top shots

Only a sperm master can deal with this terrible sperm-sucking monster, but in Canon City where Danny is, even a seventh-level sperm master can't

There are only two of them, and the rest are level eight or nine ejaculation trash. There were hundreds of people like Danny in Canon City.

With the support of the peeing hand, Canon City has a decent city defense, but the harpy girl doesn't drink urine at all!

Danny swallowed his saliva, then held up his fat cock with one hand and put it back with great effort.

In the crotch. His abnormal behavior surprised the pissers around him, because those pissers only knew how to hold their penises.

He chose his target to pee in as if he was playing around, and he was having fun peeing into the girls' nostrils. He would never look up like Danny.

Look at the sky.

"Hey, Danny, why are you done now? You usually pee more than this."

Jacob nudged Danny with his shoulder.

"The enemy is coming, let's retreat first." Danny whispered to Jacob, the mastermind.

"Why are you retreating? I'm not a weakling like you. What was the name of the succubus who came last month?

I have made Kabara cry before, so if you want to hide, just go ahead and hide. "Master Jacob said disapprovingly

hand.

However, as soon as Danny left, Jacob could no longer pull himself up. The harpy girl is the world's flying

They were the fastest creatures and had landed on the city wall in the blink of an eye. Before Jacob could cry out for help

He was about to die when the thirsty harpy girls tore off his clothes and used their pussies to drain his kidney water. The one on the tower

His pissing hand died in much the same way as Jacob's. Within two minutes, all the pissing hands in Canon City were gone.

Danny was the only one left.

When the people in the city just discovered the arrival of this group of foreigners and had not yet formed a large-scale chaos, Habbit

The women were already standing in the air, shouting to the city:

"Please keep quiet! We are rational, tasteful, moral and respectable sperm suckers. The reason we killed them all is because

Your peeing hands are just because we have come from afar and are exhausted. Now our condition has recovered.

There aren't many left, so we won't kill innocent people indiscriminately. As long as you select a good enough cummaster for us to suck his cock

Chicken, if he alone can satisfy us, we will never massacre the city. "

After hearing the harpy girls' cries, the residents of the city did not feel too much about the death of the pissing hands.

Frightened, just be thankful for being alive. After a while, an eighth-level ejaculation master volunteered to come out.

crowd.

"My name is Fat Giant! I've been fucked by black men for years, my intestines are full of semen,

The urethra is connected to the spermatic cord, so I can definitely fill your intestines with it! "

This level 8 ejaculation master, whose real name is Chen Qingyang, introduced himself like this.

"Okay, talking without practicing is fake, practicing without talking is stupid, do you have any real skills, and call me

Shabi Moyue, come and try it! "One of the harpy girls said this and landed on the ground.

The battle between Chen Qingyang and the Demon Moon was a dazzling display of flesh and blood. In a short while, Chen

Qingyang was sucked to death by Shabi Moyue in the hole.

"This fat guy is too useless. Who else do you have?" The newly victorious Mo Yuehu looked at the people in the city.

Now these bastards in the city know that the harpy girl is not something that an eighth-level ejaculation master can deal with.

In order to avoid any unexpected situations, two level seven ejaculation masters stepped out together. The leader was a white-haired man called

Yaoming, whose special skill is to shoot out solid sperm pillars, which can be sharpened to stab people. The second is Ka, nicknamed "Salted Fish".

Sir, semen can be used as glue to whitewash walls. These two are very powerful, even in the Shabraji Empire.

It's third-rate stuff.

"Oh? Just you two?" Mo Yue smiled disdainfully.

"Don't go too far!" Yaoming said angrily.

"Stop talking nonsense, both of you come together, and the three of us will have a good fight!"

Yaoming and Lord Carter immediately took off their clothes, revealing their strong tendon muscles.

The thing was stuck between his legs. Mo Yue raised one of her legs, indicating that she would try a difficult position.

I am not afraid either.

The arrow pierced into the armpit, the cotton swab was pushed into the ear, and the picture effect was similar to this - the thing was stuck in

That place. After Yao Ming occupied the front door, "Salted Fish" Carter immediately used an iron bolt to lock the back door of Mo Yue.

Solid. The two of them each grabbed Mo Yue's two wings, and while they were violently fucking Mo Yue, they seemed to want to tear Mo Yue's wings apart.

It's like tearing it off raw.

After a while, Yaoming and Carter ejaculated. Why do they shoot so fast? Because I want to

The two necessary abilities for an excellent ejaculation master are premature ejaculation and giant kidneys. As a seventh-level ejaculation master, Yao Ming and

The Carters are experts in premature ejaculation, so it's not surprising that they ejaculate in just a dozen seconds.

The semen ejected by Yaoming turned into a solid substance in Moyue's body, directly penetrating Moyue's vagina, uterus and even

Her stomach felt as if it were filled with lead, and her belly was more bulging than when she was pregnant. Yao Ming saw that the little hole in front of Mo Yue had been sealed

Unable to thrust any further, he pulled out the weapon from his crotch and swung it with heroic spirit.

Sir Carter pulled out his penis before he ejaculated - he was worried that his penis would be

The semen was sticky and stuck to the intestinal wall - Mo Yue's asshole was sticky with Carter's semen and became thinner than a hair.

There was no more panting asshole-like breathing.

Danny, who was hiding in the well, huddled behind the periscope, his eyes wide open. Once upon a time, he also wanted to be

Such a great ejaculation master, but now... he is just a coward who flees from the battlefield.

There were bursts of cheers from the crowd, but they were soon replaced by screams of fear.

Shabi Moyue, whose stomach was full from being fucked, slowly straightened up. Her lower abdomen was swelling at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The swelling is going down!

The white-haired man Yaoming was shocked, and quickly masturbated to calm himself down, and shot a stick of sperm in his hand

inside.

Who dares to believe it? This Shabi Moyue actually mastered the monster girl's unique skills and sucked in the wet pussy! Her

A small black hole can be generated in the front hole, and only her own body will not be sucked into the black hole.

The solid semen shot out by Yaoming was plugged, and even the soil on the ground was sucked into Shabi Moyue's pussy!

"Don't worry, I'm here for you," said Lord Carter firmly. His semen, which had an adhesive effect, was not afraid of

Being sucked away by the drenching pussy.

Mo Yue just shook his head arrogantly. Her asshole suddenly disappeared and a new one appeared.

"Harpy girls don't need anus to relieve themselves! Our anus is for our own pleasure.

You can have it when you want it, and you can’t have it when you don’t want it. It’s not a flaw at all! "

She ignored Carter's reaction and signaled to her fellow tribesmen that the entire Carter

There was no one of value in the farm town, and then the harpy girl began to massacre the town.

(Part 2)

Just like he was the only pee-hander to escape unscathed, Danny was also the only Canon City resident to survive.

This was the first time he was so grateful for his impotence. It was thanks to his inability to get an erection that he was able to avoid

After the sperm-sucking massacre by the harpy girls. All the women in the city were transformed into the new generation of harpy girls.

Danny's survival was also due to their pleading for this shy and hardworking boy.

At this moment, Danny was sitting astride the back of the proprietress of the morning market, following the harpy girl's journey.

"Thank you for your kindness, but I only know that you are the boss lady of the morning market. I haven't asked your name yet."

Danny said.

"Haha, Fei'er, look, your mother is flying! - You feed me urine all day long and you don't even know my name?

You should know my name is Han, Zui, Ji, right? "The proprietress said.

"So your name is Han Yi Zui Ji Chop... Then I'll call you Ji Chop Sister. Ji Chop Sister, we are going to

Where are you going? "

"That's a weird name... They said they wanted to suck all the powerful ejaculators in the Sabaraji Empire dry.

To prove that the harpy girls are the best race in the world, but it is more appropriate to call my little concubine a harpy girl.

I shouldn't call you that, right? "

"Don't say that, Sister Chicken Chop, you look really young. Except for your big breasts, what else do you look like?

They all look like girls. "

"Well, you are really good at talking. I am very satisfied today. I flew again and heard you, a little guy.

My husband praised me for having big breasts and looking young, which is good. Will you fuck me once you land? "

"Well... I'm afraid that won't work. I can't get it hard enough." Danny said awkwardly.

"Oh, I forgot your nickname is Weevil." Hanzuiji's tone was very joking, and it was obvious that she didn't

Forget that Danny is a weak cucumber, here she just wants to mock Danny.

As a small revenge, Danny squeezed the drunk girl's breast hard.

"Hey, stop it!" Hanzuiji exclaimed in a low voice. She almost fell from the sky, wasting a lot of effort.

Qi finally steadied himself in the sky, "I'm not even stable right now, do you want me to fall to my death?"

"I'm just a weevil anyway. I can't even satisfy a girl, so a useless person like me can't be killed.

Chicken chop sister, what about you? "

"Who said you can't satisfy a girl?" Hanzui Ji asked back, "Now you sit on my back, my cock

It hangs down my shoulders like an old vine hanging from a tree. With a cock as long as yours, it doesn't need to be hard to

My daughter was stabbed all the way from her vagina to her mouth. "

"But girls won't feel good about this..."

"Who says girls can't feel good like this? Your cock is so thick, it's like a big, thick cock in my pussy.

The cables were moving back and forth like a mineshaft, rubbing the itchy flesh around my hole like a dry rag.

It's so exciting while wiping and discharging electricity. You really take those boys' jealousy of you seriously. "

Danny was very surprised, but then he understood what Hanzui Ji meant in his actual battle with Shabi Moyue.

The meaning of words.

What kind of night was that? Although Danny was not hard at all, Mo Yue put Danny's

The long meat whip was inserted into her hole, and it pulled Danny's glans out of her throat like a nut on a screw.

The same way, while twisting left and right and moving up and down, the hand gave the glans that came out of the mouth a plane, from the small hole to the food

The road was filled with obscene sounds of friction. Yao Ming and "Salted Fish" Carter, the seventh-level ejaculation masters, couldn't deliver

The magic moon went up to the top of Danny's rod more than 20 times, and Danny himself was stunned.

I can also satisfy girls in this way.

The next morning, after reaching more than twenty climaxes, Mo Yue ascended to heaven contentedly.

Danny even annihilated the first girl he raped in his life! The harpy girls who witnessed this scene were all shocked.

I was shocked. Only Hanzui Ji was grinning with an expression that said "I knew it".

One after another, the harpy girls threw themselves into the battle with Danny without hesitation, but they were all defeated by the battle.

Danny, with his super strength, did it until he turned into mist in the sky. It was so exciting. In one morning, the harpy girl

Only Hanzui Ji and Fei'er were left.

"Hey, Danny, do you want us to do it together? This is to repay you for feeding me urine every morning.

Love. "Hanzui Ji asked.

"No, Ji Chop Sister." Danny suppressed his gratitude and wanted to fuck the drunk girl to death.

Your daughter has just become a harpy girl and has not played with enough cum masters. There are still many in the world.

The novel cock is waiting for your evaluation. Come to me when you have had enough fun. "

"Okay, your Jipai sister's pussy will always be waiting for you!" After saying this, Hanzui Ji flapped her wings and flew into the air.

"——Look, Fei'er, your mother is flying again!"

Danny silently memorized this touching flying mother scene in his heart, and then began his journey alone.

At this time, Danny was embarking on a long journey. The journey he embarked on was the journey home. The road home

Far is the longest road in the world, and Danny is walking on this longest road. Don't think that the harpy girl is just flying

It's only been a few days. The harpy girl is the fastest flying creature in the world, even faster than an old hen. Danny wants

It would take at least half a year to walk back to Canon City, but he gritted his teeth and persevered.

Three years later, Danny returned to his hometown. At this time, Canon City had gathered thousands of residents.

When people saw Danny with a long penis, they thought a new male monster had appeared.

"No, I'm not a monster," Danny said.

"So you are a cum master?" asked the handsome new mayor of Canon City, Lilac. "With such a big penis,

He must be at least a level 4 ejaculation master. "

"No, I'm not a cummaster either. I'm just a little pissing hand. My name is Danny."

"Oh, so you are the pee hand! There used to be a lot of pee hands in Canon City, but now there are only

There are less than ten people. Even I, the city lord, have to take part in peeing from time to time, so it’s great that you’re here. Canon City

Welcome peeing hand! "Lilac announced.

So, Danny returned home amid the cheers of the people along the way.

Danny quickly became the new card because of his large urine volume, sweet urine smell, and his confidence and dignity.

The leader of the piss-sprinklers in the farm town. He still likes to look at the sky, but when his fans gather under the tower,

When he urinated, he didn't mind filling the girls' bellies with sour juice.

Life under the sun did not make Danny forget the tragic things in the dark. He is always sharpening

His own fighting skills, even though he was doing it without anyone noticing, even though no one else knew his warriors

heart.

Soon after, new invaders arrived. What kind of invaders are they? They are the

The most powerful girls in existence—the Otaku Girls Army! They are more familiar with boys' sexual techniques than boys.

It takes four or five of the empire's top super-ejaculators to conquer each of these otaku girls.

This puts New Canon City in danger. The strongest ejaculator in Canon City is only the city lord Zi

Dingxiang is just a second-level ejaculation master. Lilac walked out of the city with the awareness that she was going to die.

"All you otaku girls," Lilac said through clenched teeth, "I am the most powerful ejaculation master in this city,

Duke of Lilac. My super power is ejaculation in space and time. Now each of your honey pots is filled with my

Now that you are full of the semen that was ejaculated here, please leave this small town immediately and head for the imperial capital. "

However, the otaku girls did not appreciate it, they just asked for more.

"Okay, you won't leave, right..." The Duke of Lilac's face turned pale, and his standing posture was no longer so solid.

"Well, now that twenty years of my sperm has been poured into your honey pot, you can go.

Bar! ? "

The dead house girls still did not retreat, they stared at the Duke of Lilac with endless greed in their eyes.

see.

Duke Lilac knelt on one knee on the ground. His handsome dark purple hair turned gray in an instant. He bit his tongue tightly.

With blood oozing from his lips, he said miserably, "I have already ejected all my semen into you.

Isn’t that enough! "

The only answer he got was silence. Lilac sighed to the sky and died in front of the city.

Most of the men in New Canon City were stunned, and the few who woke up quickly chose to flee first.

Then more and more people ran away, until the pissers also started to run away.

"Captain, aren't you going to run?" A pissing man turned around and asked Danny while running away.

"No, I won't be a coward this time," Danny said.

"Don't be silly, Captain! You are just a pissing hand. They are the second-level ejaculation master of the city lord.

You crazy girl who won't move even if you die, you are so kind to us, please come with us, you can still survive

Have a good day! "

Danny shook his head as courage filled his chest.

Soon, Danny walked down from the city and started a fierce battle with the otaku girls.

At first, the people of Canon City were still running away, but seeing that the dead house girls hadn't caught up with them for a long time, they

He also stopped running away. Some brave citizens returned to the tower and looked down, wondering what was going on.

The incident slowed down the pace of the dead otaku girls, but most of them had been fucked by Danny.

They were foaming at the mouth and fainted on the ground, gradually turning into gorgeous dust like stardust, while Danny was still pulling the Tong

After passing through the body cavity of a dead otaku girl, his glans was rubbed up and down, as if using a long bath towel to

Scrubbing the body of a otaku girl.

The citizens told the news to the citizens who were still fleeing. The fleeing citizens were skeptical at first.

However, soon all the citizens of Canon City stood on the city wall, watching Danny kill these dead otaku girls.

Everyone was dumbfounded and stunned by the magical sight.

Danny, the weevil, has become the man who will save New Canon City and even the entire Shabraji Empire.

hero.

Because after the calculations by the top experts and scholars of the Shabraji Empire, it was concluded that if these dead houses

If Danny hadn't stopped the women, all the men in the empire would have been eaten up by the otaku women without exception.

conclusion.

As a great hero of the empire, Danny was awarded the title of Viscount, and the Emperor of the Empire, Patch, also wanted to grant Dan

Ni was given the title of Honorary Ejaculation Master in recognition of his merit in fighting and killing girls even though he could not ejaculate.

Danny declined.

"I'm not a cum master, I'm just a piss hand. What I want to prove here today is,

Even if a man cannot ejaculate or even get an erection, he can still shoulder his responsibility for the empire and

powerful. "

Then Danny organized and established the famous Big Dick Brotherhood.

The warriors thus appeared in history, and together with the ejaculation masters, they shouldered the responsibility of guarding the borders of the empire.

Impotence and premature ejaculation are the two greatest problems in this country.

Many years later, Ji and Fei'er, who had tasted the drunkenness of men, found Danny, hoping to be drunk to death by Danny, but at this time

Danny the Big Hangman is now able to control his terrifying power. He did let Hanzui Ji and Fei'er taste the

Death seemed like a pleasure, but he did not kill Hanzui Ji and Fei'er, but married these two who had done him a favor.

Mother and daughter as wife. From then on, Danny and Hanzui lived a happy life. Until forever.