How to play Ice and Fire Nine Heavens (sexual knowledge adult novel)

First prepare: a cup of warm water, a cup of hot tea, a cup of ice water, a basin of hot water, a basin of warm water, three towels, a bag of ice cubes, two small glass bottles filled with honey (add some water to make it less concentrated) and baby oil respectively. Put the honey in the basin of hot water and the baby oil in the ice cubes. The first step (warm): Pour warm water on the towel and gently wipe his penis and testicles. Don't forget to be gentle! Because you are holding a warm towel, your hands are also warm. Use your hands to gently stroke it up and down. When it becomes hard, put the towel under his buttocks, pull back his foreskin, and use warm water to pour from his glans downwards. Gently wipe off the white scale on the neck of the glans with your fingers (you can wipe your fingers on the towel).
The second level (cold): Pour a mouthful of ice water and hold it in your mouth for about ten seconds, so that your tongue and lips are icy, then swallow the water, and gently use your lips and tongue to kiss and lick his penis and glans, but don't rush to put it in your mouth. Wait until the cold feeling is gone, then drink another mouthful of ice water, and repeat about three times. The third level (hot): Pour thick and hot honey on his glans, and gently stroke the G-spot on his glans with your dexterous fingers (if you touch it right, he will feel so good and will not feel any pressure to ejaculate), never stroke it up and down, the focus is on the glans. The fourth level (ice): Take a mouthful of ice water (or honey) and put it directly into your mouth from the glans, because you have already poured honey in the previous level, so please enjoy this honey cock. The fifth level (hot): After eating the honey popsicle, don't forget to drink a cup of hot tea to remove the sweetness. Take a sip of hot tea in your mouth and wash the cock thoroughly from head to balls.
The sixth level (ice): Use a plastic bag filled with ice cubes to gently wipe his penis back and forth. The seventh level (heat): Take a towel from a basin of hot water and gently wipe him (Put the towel on his lower abdomen first to test his acceptance. Don't put the hot towel directly on his penis. If he gets angry, it's a small matter. But if you burn your beloved penis, you will have to spend Valentine's Day alone.)
The eighth level (cold): Pour baby oil or lubricant in ice cubes on his glans, and then do the same as the third level, gently caress him, let your hands slide on his G-spot, urethra, and even down his anus. If it is not cold anymore, add some more. The ninth level (warm): Finally, wipe him with a warm towel. After it is clean, your lips and tongue can gently serve him again. Finally, the woman is on top and the man is on the bottom. Put that charming penis into your warmest secret hole (so you know why you should use baby oil or lubricant instead of honey at the end, unless you are not afraid of ants crawling into your little hole)
Have you learned it? Be careful not to get burned!