This trip to Lijiang was something that Charles and EVAN had been planning for a long time. We had been busy preparing for it for a year. I decided to use the Spring Festival holiday to imitate the movie "Heart Flower" and go on a journey to the west. I think this journey will be exciting. There will definitely be many interesting stories. Actually, I went to Yunnan once many years ago and stayed in Lijiang for a few days, but that time I only went there to climb mountains. I didn’t get to experience the leisurely life in the ancient city of Lijiang, nor did I feel the specialness of this ancient plateau city. But in fact, I still miss the scenery there in my heart. If I were to make a list, which places would be suitable for me to live in permanently? If so, Lijiang will definitely be in the top three. Many people never want to leave once they arrive in Lijiang! What magic does it have that attracts so many people? Distracted? I think it is probably because of its unique scenery, spring-like climate all year round, gentle and romantic atmosphere. The atmosphere is very good, which has attracted many literary young women and petty bourgeoisie women to come to Lijiang to relax and escape from the mundane world. Lijiang is actually A very interesting place. In conservative and civilized China, there is no other city like Lijiang. It blatantly promotes itself as the "City of Romance". There are stories going on every day in Lijiang. Most of them are about romantic encounters between men and women. Although Lijiang is not very big, the stories that happen every day are not small. Less than anywhere else. Don’t underestimate Lijiang! ! ! I remembered a joke I saw a long time ago: A Han Chinese friend put on his traditional costume and sat on the big stone bridge in Shuhe Ancient Town, Lijiang every night to play the Hulusi. Half a year later, He was carried back to the mainland because of severe kidney deficiency. In the words of a local female bar owner, Lijiang is In her eyes, it was like a big bar, a big brothel. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and everyone has his own opinion. In this In this age of war, how many people still take sex seriously? In such a "romantic sanctuary" in a man's heart, I don't know how many people have had a wonderful story. An unforgettable affair? We made plans before going to Lijiang and publicized our trip to Lijiang. A transit station, our purpose is not to stay in Lijiang to bask in the sun and wait for a romantic encounter, but to go to a classic Hiking route "Daocheng Yading". With such a seemingly positive reason, when dealing with the girl's question Why it is much more convenient when coming to Lijiang. Before I came here, I heard from my friends that there are many touts on Momo, but few with high scores. We mainly use Jiedai, with Momo and Tantan as supplements. In the case of a large number of resources, go to the date where the The best one should be chosen to increase the success rate as much as possible based on the law of large numbers. I told them: Although One of you looks like Daniel Wu and the other looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro, but if you only approach one of them every day, your success rate is Not high. Day 1 - Meet the Lijiang Ambassador After arriving in Lijiang on the afternoon of the first day, the three of us were more or less excited. Take a short break and sunbathe in the inn Sun, chatting with the boss, the boss is also an old hand, seeing the three of us dressed in perfect Unlike tourists, and each of us has our own room, we naturally understand each other and communicate with each other through expressions that I understand you. us I didn't hide it intentionally and started chatting with the boss about Lijiang's biggest feature: "romantic encounters". Be open to local people Ask people for more information. During the chat, a female friend who arrived in Lijiang earlier (hereinafter referred to as Z) Come find us at the inn. In the evening, we met together at "Back Street No. 5", a bar street. In the afternoon, I wandered around the ancient city. In addition to enjoying the beautiful scenery, I also took Charles and EVAN was familiar with the route from the inn to the bar street. At night, we went to the bar to get familiar with the venue and experience Get a feel for a Lijiang bar. When the four of us entered the bar, we immediately became the focus of the whole place, because None of the four of us looked like serious tourists. After finding a seat and sitting down, I first asked Z to help us See if there are any pretty girls (because the three of us are too conspicuous) and tell us when you find them, or Pull it directly over. With such a high-scoring female helper, why not let her help! Z is indeed awesome. After taking a walk, he took me out to identify it. When I was walking around and pretending to come out of the toilet to start the group, a girl with exquisite appearance and The fashionable girl came over and grabbed me and said, "Hi, hello, I don't mean any harm (this is not my fucking platform) Words? ). It's like this, my friend likes the handsome guy with glasses next to you (Charles), Can you introduce him to my friend? " (Isn't this still my fucking line?) Me: “I’m so sad when you say that.” She: “Why?” Me: "I thought you were talking to me because you wanted to get to know me!" She: "No, I also want to meet you, haha, but I'm not that thick-skinned" (covering her mouth and laughing) Me: "Really? Let me see, it's still pretty thick." (While saying this, I put my hand on her face and gently scraped it for a moment) She didn't dodge, but her expression turned noticeably colder. Okay, I get it. Maybe what she said was true. Yes He really wasn't here to chat with me. Then he said to her, "Since your friend admires my buddy so much, even if he doesn't want to, I'll drag him over to you too, don't worry, remember to buy me a drink" (If I don't drag him over, I won't have a chance) When I got back to my seat, I saw that Charles was not there, so I asked EVAN and Z, CH Where did Charles go? Then Charles brought a girl back. The girl sat down quietly. Then I told Charles: Just now a high scorer came to me and said that her best friend wanted to meet you. I don't want to go up and take a look. If you don't want to go up and see, please accompany me for a while and I will meet them. C Harles said there was no problem at all. We were having sex with the girls that Charles brought. When I introduced her and toasted her, the high scorer came to our table again and looked at us. I waved my hand. I motioned for her to come sit with us for a while, but the girl shook her head, so I walked over to her and said, "Now A friend just arrived, I'll settle her down first, you guys sit somewhere, I'll bring the handsome guy with glasses over later." female The child pointed to their location, and I said, "Okay, I promised you, I will definitely come later." After a few minutes, Charles and I went to the seats of the two girls and introduced each other. I found out that the girl who was talking to me was called Nana and her best friend was called Afei. They are both from the Naxi ethnic group in Lijiang. people. I said to her, "Wow, I thought you were from Xinjiang or mixed-race, but you turned out to be a local. It’s time to flatter you and learn about the local customs and practices from you.” So I took out my phone to collect her She asked for the phone number, and she said: Today a man called her more than 40 times, and she got angry and hung up the phone. The words were broken, so I can't give it to you. Well, no matter if it's true or not, I have a reasonable excuse. If you don’t want to give or can’t give, I don’t mind, just relax. I tried my best to cooperate with her in the subsequent operations to bring Charles and Afei together. Ah Fei, that's right. A shy girl. I first played black and white and 2V2 dice games with them. To liven up the atmosphere and mood, I later taught them a few new games. During the game, Charles and I ES also use some routines or improvise on the spot, mainly to joke and tease them. Let the first acquaintance A cheerful atmosphere. The game flow in the bar has a characteristic that the game type and penalty level must be changed frequently. Switch game category This is because no matter how fun a game is, it will become boring after more than 20 rounds. Often seen in bars When some new guys don't know what to talk to girls about, they keep playing with the sieve. I can only walk over to remind them to Pay attention to other forms of interaction or create an atmosphere, don't shake your arms so much that they become dislocated just to fuck a girl. exist Teaching girls to play new games is also providing a small value. Changing the game penalty level is another It is a new form of freshness, and it is also a good opportunity to escalate, such as two people drinking the same glass of wine, or making Glass of wine. The punishment level in the later stages of the game increases, and under the stimulation of alcohol and lights, people are more likely to relax and release their emotions. Release your true emotions at that moment. After more than twenty minutes, it felt like everyone was getting along very well. I told Nana, we Give them some space to chat. Let’s deepen our understanding. I leaned back and lit a cigarette. He didn't look at her or speak. Looking at Charles and Afei with a smile. She also thought it made sense. Tell Charles and Afei: You two play, I'll take a break. He also leaned on the booth without saying anything. talk. I am doing this as a silent test on purpose. I want to see if this woman really likes me. If she is interested in me, she will naturally provide new topics, and I don't need to think about them at this time. How should we interact? Unfortunately, this girl failed the silence test and she didn't offer any new topics. At this time we We can only create a "momentum" or find a suitable opportunity. When I finished smoking and was about to pour the wine, I saw the DJ on the stage gave us a thumbs up. Charles and I definitely didn’t know him. Even though we were dressed provocatively, we didn’t look gay. Then I understand, the opportunity has come. Me: Is this your friend? Nana: Yes. Me: This thumbs up means that this guy thinks that there are two amazingly attractive guys sitting next to you. Have I taken a new look at you? Nana smiled and said: You are so narcissistic and shameless. Me: You can touch it and see whose is thicker. Nana: To be honest, when I came over to talk to you just now, did you think that I might be Wine supporter. Me: To be honest, I don’t think you are a bartender. I think you might be the bar owner. Want to visit me. This is not the right way to do business. How can you harm your customers? Nana: Go to hell, but I have never done this kind of thing. It has always been others who come to chat with me, and I still I have never been so proactive. Actually, when I went to talk to you just now, I was quite nervous. Me: I didn’t realize that. You must be an old hand. Nana: Go to hell. Then he rolled his eyes. (Discarded test) Me: I just like your expression, because of your eye roll. I can tell you one more thing. I just came out of the bathroom. If you walked in front of me and spoke a second later, I would definitely chat with you. (jokingly expressing interest) She turned her head and looked at me, and I looked at her. After a few seconds she said: Then I definitely won’t answer you, I don’t like men hitting on me. (Discarded test) Me: Really? We are quite consistent on this point. I don’t like men to chat up me either. Nana chuckled: Is there any man hitting on you? I told her a story about how a man approached me when I visited Lijiang last time. She laughed so hard that she fell backwards. In fact, that It is a very ordinary story, but the key is whether you have the ability to describe an ordinary story in a meaningful way. Thought about it. Whenever a woman gives me a hard time, I feel like I'm halfway there. Sometimes women are not They hate you, but it's not that they don't like you. They just subconsciously or deliberately do this based on their years of experience with men. To test whether you are a coward or whether you are confident enough. When you ignore or ridicule it, You appear to be very comfortable and relaxed, which makes you more attractive to women. This is how it came about. It doesn't mean that if you are rich and handsome, you will definitely be able to attract women. These are indeed easy to attract women. Strong conditions, but when a woman gives you a little embarrassment to scare you, you become timid, Then the charm that you previously built up through external conditions will be difficult to maintain. The problem for many beginners is that they set their goals too high. If you cannot relax mentally when you are an opponent, you will not be able to display your full potential. The newbies themselves are not very strong. This is also the reason why many high-value and handsome men cannot get girls. he They value each other too much and are too ambitious about their goals. That would definitely not pass the test of women, or it would be easily People use. Because you didn't win the other person's favor with your personal charm. Looking at Charles opposite with a lewd smile on his face, he has already pulled the concubine's hand to read her palm hour. We also started talking. In the chat, I show off the routines that I am tired of using, and my reaction is a little Get better. In the following chat, I really felt that women are good at bragging. I don't know how to talk about topics. She used to be the image ambassador of Lijiang, and she opened a financial company in Chengdu. Buying a house and a car, being approached and harassed by men from all walks of life, and other information. Anyway, she wouldn't cheat me. They even bought the wine themselves. I don't care whether the information is true or not. Talking about Na When she was in the Naxi tribe, she complained that Naxi men were idle and had nothing to do, and their lives were filled with women. Busy with work and outside. She also told me that if you marry a Naxi girl, you will be blessed in your life. I said: Let’s start this wonderful relationship as soon as possible. I can't wait. Since she is proving I have always given her recognition, and there is no element of losing face in doing so. I told her I like you Perseverance, courage, wit and so on. In short, it's a crazy way of expressing affection. When I approached her to talk in a noisy environment like a bar, she no longer retreated, but moved towards me. When leaning forward. I knew I had reached that point. Suddenly he turned around and looked at her with gentle eyes and a teasing tone. Question: Are you glad that you took the initiative to get to know me just now? She didn't answer me, just looked at me and smiled. I looked at her eyes, slowly took her hand and held it in mine. Nana shook hands gently in return, very good. After playing for a while, they took the three of us to a place for a midnight snack (Z had already returned to her inn in advance. I learned a lot about the local customs and practices from them. Later, Ah Fei received three phone calls from home. Eventually he had to go back, causing Charles to miss the opportunity. Otherwise I'll have it for supper. Halfway through, I took Nana to another place to talk about life. When she was about to leave, she asked Nana if she wanted to go back with her, and I poured her a glass of beer. I finished drinking first and said to Afei: I will go shopping with Nana later. I don't think you have any objection. Clenched in hand Next Nana. Ah Fei looked at our gestures and looked at Nana, but she didn't say anything. No further mention. Then I asked Charles and Eve to send Afei back first. If A Fei still stays Here, this random bomb will explode at any time. During the chat at the bar, I learned that she was going to her hometown at the foot of Jade Dragon Snow Mountain on the third day. I said to her: I am leaving soon. I will go hiking in Daocheng Yading after the New Year. Please stay with me today. I have a lot to say to you. explain. She agreed softly. Follow me back to the inn. While dealing with her resistance, some interesting things happened. thing, but the end result was that she brainwashed me and made me push her over. When she woke up the next morning, she said she had dreamed of calling me husband. I asked her if that sounded easy to say. She actually said: Then I will just call it that. I don’t know if all people from ethnic minorities are so unrestrained. At noon, I woke up under the urging of Charles and EVAN, and she took me to eat her favorite food when she was a child. A rice noodle restaurant. I visited some attractions that I had not visited before in Lijiang, and then sent her home. Made an appointment to watch a movie together. To be honest, I like many of this girl's qualities, but there is still a lot to do later, so The story ends here. It's not that I don't like her, nor that I don't want to make a promise to her, but I haven't I have achieved my own psychological expectations, but I don’t want to settle down yet. Maybe women don't understand, but this kind of Being irresponsible is the most responsible thing I can do for them. And I also feel that it is fleeting The roses in the sky and the snow-capped mountains that have stood for thousands of years have the same beauty! I missed Nana's date at night, and continued to take Charles and EVAN out on the street in the afternoon. les instant dating, TD a girl in the evening. I also met another woman who interested me greatly. The child came to kill under the tower in front of his parents. But that’s another story. Finally, let me tell you something the innkeeper told me: In Lijiang, single women always live a more comfortable life than men. Run. I believe everyone understands the reason. When you come to Lijiang, you will have a new understanding of women. |
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