The Alchemist of Lust 04~05 (Adult novel adapted from anime)

Part 4: The Imperial Capital Report, Part 2, Chapter 1: The Magical Queen

Yashadu and I rode in the same carriage to the palace. In the carriage, Yashadu wanted to say something again and again, but he stopped talking until I couldn't help it anymore. I frowned and asked, "Are you bitten by ants?"

Yashadu clapped his hands and smiled bitterly: "What a humor......"

"Ha! There's no need to 'intimidate' me. If you have something to say, just say it straight out while there's no one here." "

"You're so easy to say... Alas... Third brother, what is the reason for your meeting with Vandia? I don't even know how to repay my father."

I glanced at Yashadu, looked outside the carriage and said calmly: "Your problem is not that you don't know how to repay, but that you are embarrassed in front of someone."

Yashadu's expression changed slightly, and he immediately put on a thief's face and said with a smile: "Third... Third brother, you are too sensitive."

Humph, he is indeed a little fox. This kid must have some connection with the second prince Inov. With his character, he was so enthusiastic that he came to find me in the palace before dawn and before night fell. Besides the fact that Sochari and Jindisi wanted to see me, I was probably also doing it for Inov.

"If you are asking me questions on behalf of someone else, go back and tell me this. Afanti is the leader of the North. It is his duty to do so. Apart from the interests of the people of the North, nothing else will be considered. Dad is ruthless."

I looked out of the carriage coldly, and Yashadu stopped talking. My words had made it very clear that the Radel family's inclination was different from our Northern Alliance. I wanted this arrogant Second Prince to think carefully about his behavior, and also let the old man in my family know that I also had my own difficulties.

The atmosphere in the car was awkward for a while. Not long after, Yashadu suddenly came over from the front seat to my side and said with a salty and wet smile, "Brother, are you interested in taking a walk with my second brother?"

Looking at Yashadu's extremely lewd and miserable appearance, I suddenly remembered that I didn't wear any underwear this morning. Now of course I was shocked and my face turned pale. I stuttered, "Walk...Walk...Walk what?"

"Hey, didn't I mention it last time? Beauty for sale! All are good stuff, from medium-priced to high-priced, and there are all kinds of beautiful dogs. If you are interested, even big milk-producing cows are for sale. I guarantee they are well-trained and extremely docile."

When it comes to beautiful women, I can't help but feel relieved, but at the same time, I'm aroused by this guy. I am indeed interested in buying some interesting and special things to play with, but I'm also surprised why he is so tight-fisted. Could it be that I really hit him hard last time, forcing him to clear out the goods and cash out?

"Hey, don't say I didn't warn you. If the old man knows about human trafficking, you'll have more than nine lives to live."

"Hehehehe...Brother, now that you mention it, I am interested. Let's go and take a look at the samples together later."

The carriage began to slow down and we had entered the side gate of the palace. Originally, given my and Asadu's noble identities, we should have entered through the main gate, but because we were not here on official business but were secretly summoned, we could only sneak in through the side door like thieves.

It seemed that it was also the first time for Yashadu to enter the palace, so the two of us, as old folks, had no choice but to follow the eunuchs around. The north is vast and sparsely populated. My mansion in Feibenli City is already the largest official residence in the north, but it is still inferior to the imperial palace with a history of over a thousand years. The imperial palace occupied several mountains and was endless. There were also many palaces for different imperial concubines.

According to the order, the eunuch led us into the palace of the first queen Sochari. Since Yashadu was not summoned, he could only wait outside the palace gate. As I stepped into this magnificent palace, two rows of maids dressed in bright red and blue clothes lined the road to greet me.

Six maids divided into two rows to lead the way, taking me through the rooms. This palace alone was as big as the backyard of my house. If there was no one to lead the way, I would probably not be able to find Queen Sochari in a whole day.

After passing through many palace gates, the maids led me into a courtyard filled with different varieties of equally expensive flowers, a huge white marble pavilion, and a vast pool. In addition, there were more than ten maids in purple and white shirts surrounding the pavilion. Behind them, a woman could be vaguely seen sitting leisurely and gracefully in the pavilion.

"Your subject Avanti pays respect to Queen Sochari."

The maids surrounding the pavilion slowly dispersed, finally revealing the true face of the woman sitting inside. She was wearing a long black sequined dress, which was cut just right by the royal tailor, showing off her slender and graceful figure. Under the sparkling sapphire crown is a rare and precious straight purple hair.

Sochali turned her head slowly, revealing a captivating face.

At first glance, this woman's facial features showed that she was only about twenty-four or twenty-five years old. She was just as perfect as Anfei and Aisana, but their temperaments were very different. There was something inexplicable in Sochali's beautiful lake blue eyes, as if it was... "idiot".

"Hehehehe...Are you the famous pervert Avanti from the north?"

? ! (sweat)

Sochali's words were met with a slightly suppressed giggle from the maids. Although the laughter was suppressed on purpose, it was even more sarcastic and made my face distorted.

Is this gossipy woman trying to cause trouble on purpose? But I still managed to maintain my manners and asked, "Is Avanti really that famous?"

Suo Chali scratched her head, as if she was thinking about something, but it seemed more like she was pretending to be thinking about something. After a moment, she ordered the maids, "Pull it in."

While I was still wondering what kind of structure this queen had, a beast's cry made me look back. I saw the maids leading a big elephant with its tusks cut off from the corner of the back garden. Suo Chali smiled at me coquettishly and said, "Avanti, I order you now to do it well!"

My hair stood on end and I screamed in shock, "What?!"

No need to guess what this queen is thinking, because she has no brains at all!

You actually want me to perform a live porn show in public? And it's bestiality? Aren't all the demons extremely smart? But this Queen Sochari is really a bit stupid. I am a nobleman with an official position. If this matter gets out of the palace, it will become a disaster! At least my family will definitely not pretend nothing happened.

She seemed to have not thought about the consequences at all. Well, she probably didn't know how to think about the consequences. She suddenly laughed innocently and clapped her hands excitedly, "I've heard your name for a long time. I heard that your penis is so pointed that it can kill even a big elephant. Come on, come on, show your skills!"

Have I ever killed two big elephants? I just found out about this...

The big stupid elephant cried miserably, as if it was begging for mercy, which made me laugh and cry.

I knelt on one knee and said respectfully to Sochari, "It is an honor for me to perform for the noble queen, but... this elephant is a male, and I am really powerless."

The elephant shouted happily, feeling as if he had won the lottery, but Suo Chali was stunned and screamed, "A male? Ah, what are you doing? I don't want it, I want to watch the show! Even if it's a male, I'll do it! Otherwise, let it do you!"

Fuck you!

As the queen of a country, Sochari acted like a little girl, with red eyes and a look as if she was about to cry, causing some maids to come over to comfort her. While I was getting angry, the other maids had already picked up more than ten swords and put them on my neck, ready to rape me.

I have heard before that even if a genius is born with intelligence, if he does not learn and think later, he can become an idiot. This Sochali may be a living example of this. She inherited the extraordinary looks of the demon clan, but entered the palace as a concubine at the age of sixteen. With her ageless face and special physique, she easily won the favor of Willy VI. Naturally, she lived a carefree life thereafter. In fact, it would be strange if she didn't turn into a weed.

With this old mother, Vandia is unlucky for the rest of his life.

Just as I was thinking about how to get out, two maids wearing different colors and clothes came in from the inner palace, knelt down and said to Sochari, "I pay my respects to the Queen, and I am summoned by the order of Concubine Jindisi to summon Viscount Avanti to the palace for an audience."

"Wu...wu...Gintshi-sister wants to...see him?"

They came just in time. The big stupid elephant and I looked at the two maids as if they were our lifesavers. If they had come a little later, this stupid queen would have forced me to sodomize the elephant in a minute... or forced the elephant to sodomize me...

"Forget it...just go...I'll prepare a female for you next time...remember to come back when you have time!"

You may be stupid, but don’t think I’m as stupid as you. I will never come back even if you kill me!

However, I still said respectfully, "It is my greatest regret in this life that I cannot perform for the Queen. I will do my best next time. Now I will take my leave."

After saying this, I immediately took the two maids and left as quickly as possible.

We met Yashadu in front of the palace gate and followed two maids to Jindisi's palace room. As I walked forward, I admired the swaying butts of the two maids in front of me, but Yashadu looked around. I frowned and asked, "Hey, there are women in front of you, why are you still sneaking around?"

“Huh?! Nothing…nothing.”

Humph, this kid really doesn't mean what he says. If I'm not mistaken, he must be looking for the legendary Princess E'ling's palace. He is an ambitious man. It can be seen from his private friendship with Inov that it is reasonable for him to covet Princess Eling and the throne of the prince.

As soon as they arrived at the Jindisi Palace, Yashadu couldn't wait to say, "Brother, I'll take you here. I'll go find His Highness Inov and then come back to pick you up."

I laughed and said unhappily, "I told you in advance that Willy VI secretly informed me that he wanted to marry the princess to me. You can guess why Jindisi summoned me."

Yashadu couldn't help but his expression changed drastically, and murderous intent flashed across his eyes, but it still couldn't escape my observation. A moment later, he smiled again and said happily, "Hahahaha... Congratulations, brother. Congratulations, brother. I wish you and the princess a long and happy life together, with children and grandchildren all over the place, making profits without any investment, and getting rich as soon as you see each other..."

What a bastard.

After parting with Yashadu, I followed two maids into another palace. In terms of status, the idiot sister Sochali is the queen, and Jindisi is the second imperial concubine, but judging from the situation just now, the person who can truly influence Neiwan is actually Jindisi.

If Gindisi was a normal person...

Led by the maid, I walked through the winding palace rooms and came to a place that should be the pillow room. Just as I was wondering why we didn't meet in the study or the reception room, the maid opened the door of the room and invited me into the pillow room.

When I walked into the room, I was involuntarily taken aback. The highest authority in the palace, the second empress of the empire, had a surprisingly simple bedroom, which contained only an ordinary double bed, a folk wooden dressing table, a very worn sofa, a small wardrobe that could not hold many clothes, and a sewing machine that should not be there.

A general enlightenment came to me, and I finally understood why the old man fell in love with this woman. Her simple personality was very similar to that of Scetris.

(Avanti swore to the big banyan tree, I will make a lot of money in the future for Sitrace to enjoy.)

(Fool, people only live in a house and sleep in a bed. Being rich does not necessarily mean happiness.)

That day, Sitris stood on the top of the rock behind the Tolaria Academy, watching the sunset with a quiet smile, and said these words to me. The funny thing is that I, Avanti, thought I was smart all my life, but only today did I understand the true meaning of what Sitris said back then.

What’s even more ironic is that all the money I make has actually been meaningless for a long time.

A woman in blue, who should be Jindisi, pulled open the silver curtain and quietly walked into the room from the balcony, interrupting my memories. We looked at each other and trembled slightly at the same time. The reason why I was shocked was not because the second imperial concubine had any fascinating charm, but because the clothes she wore were very ordinary, even rough and rustic. But this dress...

Thanks to the alchemist's unique vision, the fabric of this dress is very ordinary, but the cutting technique is practical and unpretentious, reaching the master level. Moreover, when worn on this lady, it further highlights her simple and natural beauty. If Gintis's tailoring skills were just a hobby, then her real talent forced me to pay attention.

Jin Dishi's appearance cannot be compared with Sochari at all. Although this woman in her fifties still has a certain beauty, it is a pity that she still has crow's feet at the corners of her eyes that make people sigh. If she were born thirty years later, I believe her beauty would be comparable to Siqian or Sula. I believe that what attracted Willy VI and my dad to her was not her looks but her original personality.

"You are very similar to your father." I didn't expect that the first sentence from Jin Dishi made me want to hit her.