The Devil in Primitive Society (Transformation Series Adult Novels)

I have been working as a cleaner at the National Museum of China for three years. My work attitude is really conscientious.

He worked hard and was awarded as an advanced producer, model worker, and one of the top ten outstanding young people in the country.

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Before telling this story, I need to give an introduction to the security work of the National Museum:

In most cases, valuable cultural relics are jointly escorted by special police and public security. After arriving at the destination, the special police are responsible for the outer perimeter security.

The police, insurance company representatives, and the museum security director sent the cultural relics to the underground insurance

In the warehouse, or sealed, or subjected to post-processing such as anti-corrosion. However, on the day the story happened...

At about 2 a.m., the bright light shining through the glass woke me up from my half-sleep state.

I woke up in shock - I worked hard during the National Day holiday and couldn't sleep well.

Through the window, I saw a convoy of vehicles parked in front of the museum. Leading the way was a car full of armed soldiers wearing bulletproof vests.

The masked SWAT team members jumped off the truck and immediately occupied the advantageous terrain and various high ground.

At that time, they set up machine guns and mortars. This scene scared me. I thought the Kuomintang army was coming. Anyway, it was very exaggerated.

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Then, a group of people wearing black suits, black Motorola headsets, and Lei Peng sunglasses on their foreheads came.

They got out of the bulletproof car and quickly entered the museum to clear the area. If I'm not mistaken, from the equipment

Look, they're supposed to be from the NSA emergency response team.

Then the museum director came out and took the box covered with red silk from a small leader.

It is rare to come forward to hand over cultural relics, even the former escort of the Loulan female corpse and the Peking Man skull.

This has never happened in fossils. From this you can see how important the treasures being escorted this time are.

However, the mystery that has been in my mind for a long time has finally been solved today.

Two years ago: One day in late spring, after the museum closed, I went to the director's office to clean up and accidentally saw him

There was a pile of documents with the word "confidential" printed on them on the desk. The contents printed on it not only made me

The whole world was shocked:

A team of archaeologists and paleoanthropologists accidentally entered an ancient

The word "fuck". After carbon-14 testing, scientists were shocked - this word was actually written 100,000 years ago!

Immediately, the entire world scientific community was in an uproar, and scientists and pseudo-scientists from all over the world came up with their own

The paper led to a heated discussion that lasted for two years: some said that this discovery was enough to prove that the Chinese invented Chinese characters.

The history is pushed back another 100,000 years! China may be the first country in the world to invent writing! Of course there are also

Scientists hold a calm and conservative attitude, they believe that this is just the result of natural weathering.

This year's Nobel Prize finally went to a Chinese. The academic paper published by this scientist is

The title is as follows: "On the Sexual Worship of Ancient Chinese People": In his paper, he emphasized: A deep cave,

A word "fuck" written on the wall, and a red color painted on it (DNA test proved to be human

The bloodstains of the species are not accidental. He is enough to explain the problem of sex worship of ancient Chinese, and then Luo Liba

Suo talked about a lot of topics that are not suitable for children...

The document ends with a note: Once the cave is cleared, the text will be completely cut from the wall.

And it was handed over to the National Museum for preservation.

At this point, I think I should reveal my true identity to everyone. In fact, I am not a

An ordinary cleaner who only gets three hundred yuan a month and is ordered around by others. My real identity is 'International

A veteran thief and martial artist from the Thieves Association, also known as the National Thief Association (GXX).

Instructor, the reason I risked my life to sneak into the National Museum this time was to steal this

He sold the stone tablets with words on them for money to support his family. It takes three years to forge a sword, and the action will begin tomorrow night!

Over the past three years, I have become familiar with the security work of the National Museum. Like most

Like many other state institutions that appear solemn on the outside, the National Museum is a loose-knit institution with a lot of people.

For me, breaking through the blockade is easy.

My action began on time at 12 o'clock the next night: First, I used the electric remote control to open the

I placed two bottles of ether gas in the automatic fire extinguisher on the ceiling of the TV monitoring room. I waited for five seconds by the meter. It was estimated that the monitoring room

All the people in the control room have fallen unconscious. Next, I activated the circuit breaker installed on the museum's main cable.

The device was turned on, and two seconds later, the main line was cut off, and then the backup power supply in the museum started.

But my purpose has been achieved. Due to the defects in the museum's initial design, the TV monitoring system was not connected to the backup system.

Power connection, that is, once the main power is cut off, the monitoring will fail.

It was not difficult for a professional thief to open the three-meter-thick, ten-ton vault door.

But it takes some time. I took out the tools from the backpack on my back and started messing around - I can't tell you how I did it.

I'm telling you this because it involves industry secrets - it was revealed in an hour anyway.

The vault was filled with a strong smell of formalin. On the left side of the wall, there was a water body.

A crystal coffin, inside which lies a female corpse said to have once been extremely beautiful, unearthed in Yili, Xinjiang.

Although she was not wearing any clothes, I was not interested in her and went straight to the brocade box covered with red silk in front of me.

When I opened the box with trembling hands, I suddenly found that there was another box inside.

I continued to drive, and finally, I saw the one that had haunted me for two years, carved with vigorous and ancient brushwork.

The bright red word "fuck" carved on the stone is so spectacular! Which idiot said this is 'natural weathering'

What is the result? Natural weathering can weather out such a beautiful thing, enough to make Wang Xizhi angry to death and Yan Zhenqing cry.

Spectacular text? ! That's such fucking bad taste!

Just when I was feeling proud of myself, my index finger was accidentally scratched by the sharp edge of a rock, and blood immediately gushed out.

came out, 'Bad luck! ' I cursed, then put my finger in my mouth and sucked it.

When I was about to put the stone into my bag and leave, the blood in the wound seemed to be attracted by something.

Then, a miracle happened: I saw the word "fuck"

A bright spot appeared in the middle, and then it grew larger and larger until the entire stone was hidden in the light.

Then suddenly, the whole room was filled with this bright light. The intense light made me dizzy. Then something happened.

I don’t know...

(two)

Finally, I woke up from my coma, rubbed my still aching eyes and looked around: I found myself

I was in a primeval forest, with tall redwood trees standing around me, and vines and ferns surrounding me.

Surrounded by the humid air, there is a smell of decaying plants, and the sun shines into the forest through the thick tree canopy.

By then, it was so weak that it was not worth mentioning.

Just as I was at a loss of what to do, a burst of fierce footsteps and screams came towards me quickly.

Come on, out of the instinct of a professional thief, I bent down and hid myself among the dense horseshoe ferns...

What? ! Savage? ! No way? I saw two naked men and women running over. The man in front looked panicked.

He looked panic-stricken, with scars all over his thin body. The woman chasing him was a burly man with a fierce face.

Damn, when she ran, her two big breasts swung left and right as if they were about to fly out.

As they were running, the naked little man suddenly stumbled and fell to the ground. The naked woman caught up with him in a few quick steps.

Go, beat the man violently, mumbling something in his mouth, and the man was beaten so hard that he screamed.

Crying. The woman had almost finished releasing her sexual desire, so she started stroking the man's penis. After a long time, she finally made it erect.

As soon as he sat down, he started working.

This was my first time watching someone do it, and the strong contrast in gender was really exciting.

As I was watching with great interest, the woman suddenly stood up and looked towards me - was she discovered? When this

When the thought flashed through my mind, my dick suddenly wilted in fear. Sure enough, she suddenly looked fierce and

Canine Teeth strode over to me. I had no choice but to stand up awkwardly, rubbing my hands and preparing to be criticized.

Who knew she would pick up a branch as thick as her forearm and swing it at me without saying a word...

I mentioned in the last episode that I am not the kind of petty thief who cuts bags in the market or on the bus, nor am I a murderer.

I am a member of the International Thieves Association, or "International Thieves Association" for short.

Write 'ＧＸＸ')——A senior thief and martial arts coach!

In our line of work, if you don’t have a skill, your life will be in danger at any time.

In a critical moment, I used the Chinese Kung Fu method of breaking bones: first I quickly dodged the fierce attack, then

Then I touched her vagina with my left hand and grabbed her breasts with my right hand. The naked woman staggered and fell backwards. Then I stepped on her middle palace.

He joined the Hongmen, held her arm and twisted it, and there was a "click" sound - her arm was dislocated.

The woman screamed and fell to the ground, rolling on the ground in pain.

He got up from the ground and limped away.

After a while, the woman seemed to have run out of strength and stopped struggling, but began to moan. I am a kind person.

Liang, I hate to see women like this, especially naked women. So I wiped the dirty water off my hands and walked over.

He leaned over and said to her, "I will help you reconnect your arm, but you must not act recklessly." 'I don't know if she really understood or

Pretending to understand, she raised her tearful eyes, looked at me helplessly, and nodded.

After attaching her arm, I touched her breasts, which were firm and plump, just what I like.

The kind. From this we can also see that she is a woman who often participates in physical labor.

After lying on the ground for a while, she stood up and looked at me earnestly and said something in a mumbling tone.

He said something, then turned around, took two steps and looked back at me. 'Do you want me to follow her? 'I also go forward

After taking two steps, she seemed satisfied and ignored me. We both walked deeper into the forest. Of course, I still

I was very cautious, so I quietly opened the backpack on my back and took out my beloved large-caliber Colt revolver.

Come and copy it in your sleeve.

There is a clearing in the dense forest. Trees and various plants have been cut down and neatly arranged around it, forming a

A fairly clean campsite. The woman walked into the small thatched hut in the middle of the camp and came out with a

A spear tipped with a fallen stone and a small bag woven from thatch.

Ladies and Gentlemen, having written this far, I think it is unnecessary to conceal my true experience any longer.

Everyone in society has a private secret that allows them to stay in a corner and be complacent.

If you are alone and away from this civilized society, these so-called secrets will become insignificant. - Zhou

If there is no one around, the secret cannot be called a secret.

Before becoming a professional thief, I studied paleoanthropology at Oxford University and later as a Ph.D.

Graduated and became a visiting professor at the Oxford University Institute of Paleoanthropology, which is why I am particularly interested in cultural relics

The reason why I went undercover in the National Museum was that I relied on my identity and the Chinese people's innate

His talent for "backdoor" has won archaeology a place in the Nobel Prize.

According to historical records, 100,000 years ago, human society was in the late Paleolithic period. During this period, ancient humans

They were active frequently and their physical features were basically similar to those of modern humans, but their brain capacity was slightly smaller. In the use of tools,

They still mainly made stone tools and had learned to use fire. Primitive witchcraft appeared, but usually in the form of animal blood or

Bones and flesh are the main props for witchcraft or sacrificial activities, which we call "Gu", and human blood is rarely used.

According to my mentor, British scientist Muhammad Affanti, published in the American "Science Magazine"

The paper records that some ancient human communities in the late Paleolithic period believed that human blood had extraordinary magical powers and smeared it on

Sacrificial objects can have the power of communication between humans and gods. His arguments were once scoffed at by his peers as "nonsense".

And ultimately missed the Nobel Prize in Archaeology.

So now you should understand how I flew through time and space back to ancient times - although it was a huge

It's a big lie, but I can make it sound plausible and you can't do anything to me.

That person said, you said earlier that the word "Cao" was found in the Yellow River Basin. As we all know, the Yellow River Basin has a lot of

The climate is dry and there is little precipitation. How can there be redwoods and ferns like you mentioned? These are only found in tropical and subtropical areas.

What about the unique plants?

You only know one side of the story. One hundred thousand years ago, the Earth was in an ice age.

The arrival of each ice age will cause a drop in temperature and a decrease in rainfall, but between two ice ages, the earth's temperature is significantly

The rise is accompanied by an increase in rainfall, and at the same time, moisture-loving plants grow luxuriantly. Archaeology

This has been proven.

Following this woman out of the camp, we continued to walk through the dense forest. She would turn back and chat with me from time to time.

Talking and often pointing to the ground. I realized that the places she pointed to were all traps for catching animals, so I jumped in.

But - it seems that she has no intention of hurting me. At this time, the complacency that is unique to modern people

The thought came into my mind again, 'Could it be that he is attracted by my beauty? ' I thought, and then I straightened my head

hair.

From her pronunciation, we can tell that her language is still mainly monosyllabic, which is also the language of primitive humans.

One of the main features that distinguishes it from modern languages. But it also deepened my panic. What a "fuck"

Great handwriting! It seems that I really have traveled through time and space.

After walking out of the dense forest, a primitive village appeared in front of me. The strange thing was that the fences around the village were not

It was not made of branches and straw, but of bones - a lot of animal bones, and a few human bones.

The whole tribe came out to greet us, men and women, young and old, all naked, in all kinds of

Breasts of different shapes swayed in front of my eyes, some were papaya breasts, some were bag breasts... Most of the women were tall and

The women are strong, but the men all have pointed chins and ugly looks. And their expressions when they saw me were also very different

The women were excited, eager to try, and looked like they were in heat; while the men were full of jealousy, their eyes

Insidious. I secretly reminded myself: Be careful, those fucking primitive people are not easy to mess with.

The big-breasted woman who brought me here seemed to be their leader. She led me to the high platform in the middle of the village.

And let me sit on a rattan chair covered with wolf skin, which was very soft and comfortable. Then she stood beside me

The man in front started to lecture the whole village, and no one knew what he was saying. The audience looked pious and nodded from time to time.

Head. After finishing her lecture, she handed me her spear and knelt at my feet...

Oh? Do they want me to be their leader? I felt unworthy of this offer, and I quickly declined. Original

The primitive people were primitive people after all, and they were simple-minded. When she saw me refuse, she immediately got anxious and took out her spear.

She was about to stab herself, but I snatched the weapon away and yelled at her: 'Don't be impulsive, what are you doing? '

By this time the spear was in my hand, and the woman jumped for joy. She walked down the platform and talked with the whole village

They all cheered and rejoiced together - and that's how I became their leader...

(three)

That night, a grand bonfire party was held in the middle of the village. The program of the party was very exciting.

It’s even more exciting than the fucking Spring Festival Gala.

In the first show, a woman who looked like she had just given birth came up to the podium surrounded by people.

It was the platform where I sat, holding up a pair of big breasts full of milk in front of me. I was a little confused.

Cuo, looking around for their former village chief. So the busty woman who gave up the leadership to me smiled and said

She came over to me and stood beside me, saying something to me and demonstrating. I saw her lower her head and hold a

He started sucking on the nipple, making a sizzling sound.

I was so happy that I almost fainted. I quickly bit the other nipple like her, but fuck

None of them taste good, they taste fishy and smell bad. I spat on the ground and started to retch. This spit

It didn't matter. The villagers who were singing and dancing were all stunned. The woman who offered the milk was even more frightened. She sat down immediately.

On the ground. My old lover looked at her expressionlessly, then pulled out a stone knife from his back with a swish.

Come on, raise your hand and chop, but I was quick-eyed and quick-handed and flicked the stone knife away.

'What are you doing! Are you crazy! Seeing my angry face, she got scared and prostrated herself in front of me again.

And started sobbing. I quickly helped her up, touched her breasts and tried to persuade her kindly. She then turned sad

He was delighted and drove the girl offering milk off the stage, while calling on the villagers to continue dancing.

Just as I was gnawing on the roasted venison leg and enjoying it. The second show started: a teenager,

The little girl, who was just beginning to develop, walked up to the podium with her plump little chest and her little butt twitching. She first pulled

He pulled my pants, then squatted at my feet with a confused look on his face, staring at my crotch. I immediately understood her intention.

Picture, I was flattered but at a loss, thinking, no way? Do it right away? In front of so many people

Noodles? We have to have a meal first to get to know each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am not a casual man. Even in modern society, I am relatively self-disciplined.

That kind. Although I have visited nightclubs, saunas and other pornographic places due to the need for social activities, at most

It's enough to just touch the lady's breasts. I despise those old bitches who spend public funds on wine and women.

I wanted to refuse, but I didn't know how to say it. In a hurry, I handed her the venison in my hand and said:

Do you want it? Take it and eat it. Unexpectedly, this trick worked. She took the meat and went downstairs happily. Very long

After that, I kept doubting whether I was being too sentimental at the time. Maybe the other person just wanted a piece of meat? well!

Modern people’s thoughts are so complicated!

As the party became more and more lively, the villagers' eyes began to blur. I found some of them

People were having sex openly in the square, and soon more and more people started to have sex, even the former village chief was forced to

On a little man...it was really eye-opening. My little bottom was getting harder and harder, and I started to subconsciously

I looked for the little girl from before, but couldn't find her. Helpless, I had to walk down the rostrum alone and hide behind a tree.

Eat yourself once.

That night, the big-breasted woman arranged for me to stay in the cave. After eating and drinking and ejaculating, I covered myself with a wolf skin.

Deerskin slept peacefully.

Before I tell you the rest of the story, I have to tell you about my experience with this big-breasted woman.

It is popular among readers.

I mentioned earlier that the language of primitive people was mainly monosyllabic, just like Japanese today. But in the expression

In terms of communication between people, the function of primitive languages ​​is not as important and complex as that of modern languages.

Collaboration is mainly achieved through body movements or mutual understanding. So after gradually getting familiar with the environment, I began

Pay attention to learning their language and teach big-breasted women to learn Chinese.

The primitive people in the late Paleolithic period had smaller brains and thicker skulls than modern people, so I feel

I think she is really stupid. It took me more than half an hour to teach her the three words "vagina", "penis" and "sexual intercourse".

Yue, I haven’t learned it yet. At that time, I thought the situation was very serious: if she didn't master these three words in time, she would

The work really can't be carried out.

So I changed my approach and pointed to my penis and said to her: 'This is called points. 'Finger her pussy again

Said: 'This is called Xiangxiang. 'Then he pushed her to the ground, thrust his penis into her vagina, and said to her: 'This is called

Hold! 'It worked, she had mastered it in an hour. From then on, she pestered me for my "points" all day long.

However, she has not been able to master the verb "操" very well because it is relatively abstract. For example:

People often confuse "fenfencaoxiangxiang" and say "xiangxiangcaofenfen." 'It makes me feel embarrassed. So I specialize in

Men took a day to explain to her the usage of the word "fuck".

First, I used a stick dipped in mud to write the word "fuck" on the stone wall in large letters, and then taught her to read:

'Hold! '

She read aloud: 'Fuck! '

I continued: 'Fuck you! '

She also said: 'Fuck you! '

I took the stick - the branch in my hand and tapped her head and said, 'No, no, you should say

"Fuck me." 'She didn't know why I hit her, and looked at me with grievance. I touched her breasts and

To comfort, loudly and emphatically: 'You should say "you-fuck-me"! '

She muttered 'you fuck me' under her breath. I was very happy and touched her breasts again to show encouragement...

Although she managed to master the usage of the word "操", she still lacked the ability to apply it flexibly. For example, one day

One night, I was sleeping and suddenly I was woken up by a big mosquito. I opened my eyes and cursed, "Fuck!" 'She stood

She immediately pounced on me and pressed on me... Damn, it seems that this woman and I are not suitable for each other. I learn to fuck this

When it comes to writing characters, I learned it by myself.

Her name is "Tula", which means "chief" or "chief with a javelin" in their language.

Meaning.

Tula had great prestige among the people, not only because she was harsh and fierce, but also because she was very strict when distributing prey.

Very fair, he always takes the least or the worst meat and leaves the good ones for everyone. Well-dressed and dignified

Of course, the Chinese people, both ancient and modern, like to sharpen their heads to get into the cadre team, nothing more than to occupy more

It belongs to one's own resources and wealth, and it is euphemistically called: "system reform, internal reorganization, distribution according to work..."

Reorganize your mother, reorganize! Even worse than primitive people! The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

But Tula's flaws were as stark as her strengths: promiscuity and murder, for example. When she was in high spirits,

No matter the occasion or the place, just catch any male villager and do it. The man she hunted last time was because he refused

He had sex with her, and then she beat him up and raped him.

I'm not against her having sex with other men, I'm more reasonable and respect their national customs.

Yes, but the problem is that I have modern people's cleanliness obsession and I am afraid of getting sick. Before having sex with her, I would

She bathed in the stream beside the village and rubbed her 'fragrant face' repeatedly with the leaves of the soapberry tree.

After taking a bath, while we were lying on the riverbank basking in the sun, I taught her to sing songs, such as "Socialism is Good".

'It's gone with one cut' or something like that. Sometimes I pick a wild flower and put it in her long hair. She likes it very much.

She looked at me with red face, and then I rubbed her big breasts and kissed her. I also taught her how to kiss

And she never kisses other men.

The work after kissing is not much different from other mammals. She likes to be on top, with big ups and downs.

It's crazy, but it's understandable for primitive people. I like the back style, orderly, intercourse, rest, and enjoy

Take in the beautiful scenery around you. In fact, I prefer oral sex and cum in her mouth. Every time I do this, she will cum in her mouth.

Swallow it orally. Zoologists believe that oral sex is a behavior that all mammals have.

What? Stop making up stories. Primitive people also perform oral sex. 'If you say that, I'll slap you in the face!

However, not everything is so romantic. In that remote and wild era, danger is always there.

Surround me. That night, Tula went out hunting with the huntresses, and I slept alone. At midnight, there was a rustling sound.

The rustling sound woke me up from my sleep. In the darkness, a figure slowly approached me, and suddenly, he

He raised a long object and stabbed it at me.

I sat up suddenly, picked up the Colt revolver under the wolfskin pillow, raised my hand and fired a shot.

The whole village was awakened, and they came towards the cave where I lived with torches. In the firelight, I saw a little

The man groaned in pain as his right elbow was shattered by a .45 caliber lead bullet. People carried him

When we reached the middle of the yard, we could hear the angry shouts. The female hunters came back, and Tula ran towards me.

See if I'm hurt.

The result of interrogating this man made me laugh and cry. It turned out that since I came to this village, this

All the men in the village who had never had any status were burning with jealousy. They thought the chief had taken a fancy to me,

From then on, they lost the chance to curry favor with the leader, so they bore a grudge against me.

But this man had his own reasons: he once accidentally saw me and Tula having sex by the river, and

Now that my penis is bigger than his, he thinks that's why Tula doesn't visit him anymore. So I looked at him carefully

The dicks are obviously about the same size! The only part of me that is longer than his is my foreskin...

Tula wanted to kill him, but I stopped him and exiled him instead. At the end of the villagers' meeting, Tula police

A message to all female hunters - take good care of your men when you return home, and don't let something like this happen again...

(Four)

I lived with the people in the tribe for more than half a year, during which I did many things, such as building bridges, paving roads, and directing

They were busy with planting and harvesting, etc. They all liked me very much, and I liked them too - the women among them.

The women were healthy, open-minded, brave and energetic, but the men were not so good: they were short and had small features.

They are ugly, narrow-minded, and they rarely participate in heavy physical labor such as hunting, building houses, and carrying wood.

Every time this happens, they always gather together to chat and gossip, watching their wives sweating and doing nothing.

Indifferent. I once asked Tula why this happened? Tulla said that men have always been like this, they don't

It's just a tool to vent sexual desire.

By chance, the hunting team in the village captured a lost warrior from another tribe.

My eyes lit up. A strong and tall figure, with well-developed muscles, a high forehead and deep eye sockets, just like today's European

European. Archaeologists believe that in the late Paleolithic period, the Mongoloid race and the European race of the same period had similar bones.

There is not yet a complete distinction in characteristics: both healthy parties have more or less of the above characteristics. Women's eyes

They were all attracted to him. He held his chest high and looked ready to die.

According to custom, enemy prisoners must be killed as sacrifices. I begged Tula to spare his life and

Ask him if he wants to stay. He looked at me gratefully and agreed. So I gave him a cow and a sheep.

I let him stay because of two considerations. First, I couldn't bear to watch a living person being killed.

Another reason is that the men in this tribe are too depraved and hopeless.

The country is about to cease to be a country, so it is better to improve the human race as soon as possible.

The prisoner's name was 'Ya', and after we got to know each other I called him 'Yaling', which is one character different from 'Adam'. Asia

Ling is a remarkable person, he works hard, never slacks off, and at the same time he is very considerate of women's sexual needs.

We will respond to every request and will not do things perfunctorily.

I secretly rejoiced that Yaling had replaced me as the public enemy of all the men in the village. Of course, I also asked Tula to protect him from being

Unexpectedly, Tula actually liked him more than I did. Several times, I saw Tula and Yaling having a tryst in the woods. Yes

Later she came back with a flushed face and a satisfied expression. I am also relieved to finally get rid of Tula's endless sexual desire

I have been involved with the little virgin who asked me for sex, and she is now

Her little butt became rounder and rounder, her figure became more graceful, and her breasts, which were just two small mounds of earth at the beginning, became bigger and bigger.

Speaking of cows and sheep, it's very interesting. People living in the primeval forest do not lack food, but they also have little

There is a surplus. I have hunted with female hunters several times and found that the traps they made were extremely crude and could only catch small

I taught them some techniques such as burying sharp stakes and digging deep pits to hunt small animals such as rabbits.

The number of animals we could not eat gradually increased, and we kept the animals that were still alive. We raised Sanmen horses, stag deer, and water chestnuts.

Elephants, woolly rhinoceros, etc., and ostriches.

Once, while hunting, Tula found a wounded little saber-toothed tiger, so he took it back to the village and raised it.

When the little tiger grew up, he had a very docile personality and the villagers liked him very much. I think Tula is the world's

A person who keeps pets.

Of course, it is not always smooth sailing in the process of leading the villagers to a well-off life. We must constantly overcome their

Negative emotions. For example, I am very dissatisfied with their crude stone tools. This backward tool directly stifles

In order to develop production, the men in the village were called to collect large pebbles from the nearby stream.

Small thin pieces are sharpened to make arrowheads for bows and arrows, and large pieces of stone are sharpened to make stone axes.

Except for the honest and conscientious Yaling, at the beginning, the lazy men were seriously lazy and slack, forcing

I had no choice but to formulate a set of rewards and punishments: the person who worked the most every day would be rewarded with a leg of lamb;

Those who do the least work and the worst quality are strictly prohibited from having sex within five days! It really works, the production has increased immediately.

Gone. Most of the lamb legs were taken by the hardworking Yaling, but due to the hard work during the day,

He also had no sex life for a long time.

Modern scholars believe that the bow and arrow first appeared in the middle Neolithic period 10,000 years ago, directly promoting

It is of great significance to the development of human society. (The bow and arrow are to the age of ignorance what the iron sword is to the age of barbarism and

Guns and cannons are the decisive weapons for civilization. - Engels) It seems that the invention of bows and arrows by humans

The time has to be pushed forward another 100,000 years.

There are actually more than one tribe in the forest, but generally everyone can live in peace and harmony.

Place. Some tribes even had a relatively developed handicraft industry: they used clay collected from the riverbed and mixed it with fine sand to make

They made pottery and exchanged the unused parts with other tribes.

Since our village became prosperous, the excess furs and animal meat were exchanged for more pottery. certainly,

Weapons of mass destruction such as bows and arrows and stone axes are absolutely not allowed to be exported. For this reason, I have also formulated strict

Discipline: Anyone who is found to have disclosed weapons or methods of making weapons to outsiders shall have his genitals cut off.

Cock, woman sews her pussy.

Primitive humans not only ate meat, they also gathered plants such as wild ferns and naked rice because these things

There was no shortage, so they never grew their own. So I taught them to collect rice seeds and cultivate large areas of rice.

Planting naked rice on the land.

The person asked: How do you even know this? Let me tell you, I was born into a poor family.

I have planted crops on the land, but I am not like you who are lazy and don't know how to grow crops and only know how to browse pornographic websites all day long.

Same.

Whenever I stand on a high cliff and look at the smoke rising from the chimneys and the vibrant village below, my heart is filled with

It gives rise to infinite emotion. Throughout the ages: Is there anyone who can make human productivity soar by 100,000 in one year?

Year? ! Who can make mankind advance by leaps and bounds for 100,000 years and still maintain a humble and cautious work style without arrogance or impetuosity?

wind? ! Then I remembered the poem by Dongfang Bubai and recited it aloud: "The mountains and rivers are so beautiful,

Countless heroes are competing to bow down! ……'

Soon, Toula became pregnant. I was very worried because I couldn't figure out if this was my child.

son. Ever since I started having sex with that little virgin girl named La, although I still maintain a close relationship with Tula,

Yes, but they hadn't had sex for a long time. Tula had already moved out of the cave and lived with Yaling.

Thinking of this, I became a little confused again. Has it really been a long time since I had sex with her? Last time with Tula and Yaling

I was drinking berry wine together and I was drunk. La was not there at the time. I vaguely remember having sex with a woman.

Once, could it be Tula? Or another female hunter? It’s such a headache!

Finally, Tula gave birth. Her loud cries echoed throughout the village. I ran to Tula's house.

I looked inside: Huh? How did you give birth to a monkey? Although Tula is very open-minded, he would never rape a monkey. then

I felt relieved. It must be Yaling's child. I finally breathed a sigh of relief...

(five)

From then on, Tula couldn't stop and gave birth to a bunch of children. I saw that although the stallion Yaling

He is getting thinner day by day, but he still keeps working hard. It's amazing! 'I thought,' I would have died of exhaustion long ago. '

The bloated Tula was obviously no longer suitable for hunting, so I gathered all the children in the village during the day.

They were managed by Tula and taught small games such as "throwing handkerchiefs", "skipping ropes" and "throwing sandbags".

Games - In fact, it is not possible without strengthening management. Children at such a young age will start to imitate adults and hide in the woods to play

Object, that's outrageous.

Although the growth of naked rice slowed down, the winter here was not very cold. When people took off their animal skins to keep warm,

Finally, a serious problem emerged: women were fine, but lazy men were generally bloated.

Their faces seem fatter than when I first came. Maybe because of this, they have become lazier.

Listen to two women complain:

'Last night, I beat up my spouse again! '

'Why do you always beat him? It will be troublesome if he breaks it - you won't have any entertainment at night. '

'Don't mention it, he's as lazy as a sloth, even when we have sex he always asks me to be on top, he says he can't climb up

go……'

After a long and careful consideration, I decided to hold a football match to strengthen the people's physique and rebuild their

Establish their spirit of hard work and perseverance.

In preparation for this competition, I first conducted preliminary training for Tula and Yaling, explaining to them the rules of the competition.

format, rules, and required them to widely publicize the significance and importance of this activity among the masses, requiring everyone to

We must first take it seriously in our thinking.

Then, all the men in the village were gathered to make equipment for the competition. But you know, the living conditions at that time were really too

It was hard. There was no plastic, no metal, no paint, and everything had to be made with what little stuff available. Makeshift goal post made of tree branches

A net made of palm bark was set up and hung; chalk and animal blood were smeared on the players of both teams to distinguish them;

The football was made of hay and animal skins, and it wasn’t very round…

When I robbed the museum at night, I carried a box of Colt pistol bullets as a backup, and they are still shiny and golden.

First pull out the bullet, remove the primer, then use a Swiss Army knife to saw a small hole in the bottom and penetrate the strong cowhide.

Rope – This beautiful necklace will go around the champion’s neck!

The crowd was extremely enthusiastic and cheered loudly. Tulla walked back and forth with a mace in his hand, hitting anyone who dared not to shout.

Whose ass.

In order to make the competition more exciting, I adopted the 'male-female confrontation system' in the competition arrangement. The women's forward is

Tula's sister is as brave as Tula when dribbling past the opponent. A male player rushed over with his cock erected.

Intercept. Tula's sister kicked the teammate's testicles almost into his abdomen, and then shot hard.

Hit the target with one kick. After all, the athletes on the field had many irregular movements, such as grabbing the cunt and grabbing the breasts.

At that time, I thought: 'It seems that football should be started from childhood! '

Everyone loved my shell necklace, including Tula's sister, who wanted to get her that night.

I gave one away personally. Historians say that the earliest prostitution in China began during the Spring and Autumn Period when the Qi politician Guan

Well, it seems that is inaccurate.

Since that football match, the men fell in love with this sport, and gradually, their belly fat disappeared.

I think the reason why modern Chinese football players claim to love football is that they

The underlying motivation of this sport is just that: "bringing glory to the country" means nothing to them, but it does to us.

It makes some sense.

However, primitive society was not always full of romance and elegance. Originally lived together in the primeval forest

Each tribe has its own hunting area, and hunting in its own hunting area has become a traditional custom of each tribe.

However, there is another tribe about three mountains away from our village, which has recently frequently invaded our hunting grounds.

area, and even killed and injured our hunting team members.

According to hunters, their weapons are even more advanced than ours. They not only have bows and arrows, but also

Analyzing the neat cross-section of the wounded, I even suspected that they had some metal! This is shocking.

The use of metal in warfare is only a few thousand years old in modern society.

For the long-term peace of the tribe, and to solve the mystery in my heart, I selected the strongest warriors in the tribe.

Soldiers formed an expedition team. Each of them carried a spear and a set of bows and arrows. To facilitate close combat, each of them was also equipped with

A stone axe made of hard gray tuff. Amid the enthusiastic anticipation of the villagers, the team marched forward with high spirits.

Let’s set off.

Climbing up the cliff, the enemy's tribe was right under my feet. I ordered all the soldiers to hide and not make any sound.

I climbed to the top of the mountain to observe the enemy situation. The enemy camp was very well laid out. The whole village was decorated with tall buildings.

It was surrounded by wooden fence, leaving only two exits, the front and the back. What surprised me was that they actually had a fully enclosed wooden turret.

There is also a one-foot square arrow hole on it, which is so advanced!

After I came back, I quickly arranged the attack plan. The arrow tips of all the bows and arrows were tied with hay soaked in animal fat.

Ball for fire attack. Yaling led a small team to launch a surprise attack from the rear. The attack time is chosen in the afternoon.

Before the sun sets, their most capable hunters have not yet returned to the camp. After the battle begins, all the soldiers

We must penetrate deep into the enemy territory without fear of hardship or death, and make sure to capture their leaders and withdraw quickly.

retreat.

As I expected, although their weapons were more advanced than ours, our tactics were sound and we were able to defeat them in one fell swoop.

Overwhelmed them. Yaling was the first to rush into the enemy's tent, and was confronted by a fat, short, bearded man.

Bump into each other. She knocked him out with a punch and dragged him out by his hair, and then we retreated.

After returning to our village, I told the soldiers to treat the prisoners well so that they could be interrogated, and then I jumped into the river to wash myself.

I showered and shaved—I only had one blade left on my razor, so I wouldn’t use it unless it was a critical moment.

use. After washing and eating, I ordered the soldiers to bring the prisoners up. Guess what happened:

When the fellow saw me he bowed deeply and said, "Wa da ko si wa, ko ko dick!" '

In modern society, I have traveled all over the world and learned many languages, including Japanese. This guy actually talked to me

Japanese? ! That’s not right. A hundred thousand years ago, the Japanese were still picking fruits from trees? So I quickly asked him in Japanese

Who is he, what does he do, and how did he get here?

He told me everything. It turned out that he was also from modern society. In his early years, he worked in the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare of Japan.

He reviewed and wrote textbooks for junior and senior high schools, and studied ancient Chinese history in his spare time.

The library found an ancient Chinese book that may have been stolen to Japan during the Eight-Nation Alliance period. It records the history of ancient China.

I read about the operation of witchcraft in the past, and I was immediately fascinated. I tried the methods in the book, but I was confused.

Tu has returned to the primitive society.

Like me, he brought advanced modern technology to the ancient times, and accidentally discovered

Iron ore, so he taught primitive people iron-making technology... No wonder they had iron weapons? And once you get to a certain

Isn't it the Japanese tradition to build watchtowers in new places?

But he is different from me in some ways: he is not as kind as me. This bitch is so horny that she takes all the

He played with all the women and usually abused his power, beating and scolding the villagers at will. He was a bully who rode on the people.

The villagers were afraid of his tyranny and did not dare to resist.

"That's good," I thought, "so the enemy won't retaliate against us." '

Soon I became friends with this guy - I am not a traitor, after all, in those ancient times,

It's so hard to find someone who speaks the same language as you. This Japanese guy is actually quite cute and can talk a lot.

Dirty jokes and a great drinking capacity added a lot of fun to my boring primitive life.

Once when we were both drunk, I suddenly asked him seriously: "What do you think of what happened fifty years ago?"

The Anti-Japanese War! '

He became frightened and muttered quietly: "This... must be Japan invading China!" '

I said: 'Okay, then you have to write like this when you go back! If you dare to write nonsense, humph

Humph - there's nothing I can do to you. '

He quickly said: 'Hi! Hi! I dare not! '

Regardless of whether what he said was true or not, out of the kindness of the Chinese people and their daily love for Japanese small TVs,

I was so impressed by the film, I thought: "Yes, the Chinese and Japanese people must remain friendly from generation to generation..."