My Two Girlfriends Living Together [Novel] Chapter 5 My Friends (Celebrity Adult Novel)

Chapter 5 My Friends

"Brother, what's wrong with you today? Why are you so absent-minded?" Juezhu asked me. The reason why he is called the Lord of Sleep is because he can really sleep well.

When he was in technical school, if you saw him not sleeping in class one day, it was definitely a day off.

"Huh? Nothing. I don't know what happened, hehe!"

"Are you worried about something?" Pi Hou asked me worriedly. This was even worse. According to unreliable information: One day in elementary school, he and his friends were playing.

When the opponent was about to hit the winning shot, he suddenly farted, and the opponent's shot suddenly shattered in mid-air.

In half, and then he won, (amazing). After that, everyone noticed that he often passed gas, and he was usually as lively as a monkey, so he got this name.

"How come, what's on my mind?"

"You're still saying you're fine? When we found out something was wrong with you, we replaced your beer with vinegar, but you still drank it all." Ah Dai is not stupid.

, just because he looks really like Dai in Crayon Shin-chan, except that he doesn’t have the snot that always hangs from Dai’s mouth in the animation.

“Oh shit.” I then realized something was wrong, “You guys are too cruel!%%—¥#•” It was so sour that I couldn’t stand it.

"No need to ask, there must be something new!" Xiaoyu concluded with certainty. His name is Chang Yu, and everyone affectionately calls him Xiaoyu.

"If you confess, you will be punished severely. If you resist, you will be punished even more severely. You can decide for yourself." The poet is educated because he always loved to write poems to pick up girls when he was in school.

name.

"That's right, confess quickly!" Because this idiot only agrees with others, everyone completely denies his existence value and affectionately calls him

--dead!

"I'm really fine! Haha!" I smiled guiltily.

"Then swear to heaven!" Xiaoyu's words drew everyone's attention to me.

"Fuck! I swear to God - I really smoked!" I didn't expect that Mr. Fan's words in the skit would be so attractive. I was attracted by these people at that time.

The garbage beer cans were happily buried, and I could only sigh to the sky that I had made the wrong friends!

"Boy, are you going to tell me or not?" The poet seemed to be giving me an ultimatum.

"I told you! I won't tell you even if you kill me!"

"Okay, you're so cruel! Boss, give me ten bottles of XO and put it on this kid's account!" Whoever says Ah Dai is an idiot, I'll fight him to death, damn it!

"Hey guys, are we really open?" The bar owner, who usually doesn't like to show up, now appeared at our bar with his eyes wide open and spoke eloquently.

forward.

"Open! Open your head!" I took a life-threatening attitude to fight this trash who hadn't killed anyone for a long time.

"The minority obeys the majority, raise your hands if you agree!" I don't know why the master is so energetic today! As soon as the words fell, I saw it raised into the air

Twenty-four "hands" - damn, these idiots can't tell the difference between hands and feet! Suddenly, he raised a dozen things that looked like hands or feet. TNND,

The bar owner and several waiters were so eager to lift up the third "leg" as well.

"Oh my god! Isn't it enough that I confess?" A gentleman can be humiliated but he cannot be without money to buy wine! But the consequences of admitting this are:

"Do you think we are idiots?" Butt Monkey looked at me angrily. I was afraid that he would get too excited and use his anger to attack me!

"Are you crazy about women?" This is the poet's evaluation of me!

"You really are a dreamer! I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" The master's eyes were a little dazed again!

"It seems that you are the real idiot!" Ah Dai can finally vindicate himself!

"Damn, do you think we will believe your lies?" Xiaoyu was extremely angry!

"That's right, we are not easy to fool!" The dead are dead, there is no need to say anything.

"Will you let me live? I'm telling the truth!" I shouted in grievance.

"How much did he drink?" Butt Monkey looked at everyone.

"Almost the same as us!" said Juezhu sleepily.

"Yes, we are all in sync and drank six bottles of beer!" Xiaoyu looked at the empty bottles around him.

"He shouldn't get drunk from all the alcohol he can drink!" Ah Dai said with certainty.

"I think it's not the wine that makes people drunk, but people make themselves drunk!" The poet shook his head.

"That's right!" Dead man - what difference does it make whether you say it or not, just save your spit!

Finally, the party ended with everyone saying in unison: "I despise you." Then everyone looked at me with sympathy.

Step by step on the road home.

"Hey, the miser is back!" It was already midnight, but as soon as I entered the house, I was blinded by the glaring lights.

"Why aren't you asleep yet?" I ignored the little goblin's unreasonable welcome.

"Which beauty helped you with the taxi today?" The angel smiled sweetly at me.

"What? What do you mean?" I seemed to understand a little.

"Haha, you even ask your girlfriend to help you get a taxi home when you're having dinner with her. You're really stingy! Haha!" The little goblin pointed at my nose and laughed!

"Yeah, I can't believe it. No wonder you can't find a girlfriend, because you are stingy! Haha!" The angel smiled as if he suddenly realized something.

"Fuck, you guys stayed up late at night just to say this to me! Are you sick?"

"What's wrong? You're embarrassed to talk about your glory days!" The little goblin came close to me and met my eyes.

"'Glory Days'? I still - 'I Really Love You'! Damn!" I raised my middle finger.

"Thank you for your kindness, but I don't have money to buy you a taxi home! Damn!" The little goblin made the same gesture.

"You really don't know how to love yourself. Why don't you learn from CC? Look how feminine she is!" I thought I could find a comrade in the same trench, but what I got instead]

But it is the angel's middle finger! Why! Girls nowadays are so depraved!

"I don't want to bother with you! I'm going to bed!" I walked towards my bedroom depressed.

"How can you be so narrow-minded! Don't you want to explain yourself?" The little goblin grabbed me.

"Yeah, I don't think you would be such a stingy person!" The angel blocked my way.

"What is there to say!" But their eyes told me - if I don't tell the truth, don't even think about sleeping. "Alright, alright! I'll tell you!"

We went to the living room and sat on the sofa. I was in the middle, and the little goblin and the angel sat on my left and right in tacit understanding.

"That was the first day we met. We went on a date and after dinner, we took a bus home. When we got off the bus, I took out 100 yuan to pay the fare, but the driver

The driver said he didn't have change and asked me to give him change. I only had three yuan in change, but the fare was five yuan. Of course, the driver wouldn't give me any change. What should I do?

Shi Shuang'er was already outside the car, so I asked her for five yuan to pay the fare. It was that simple. As a result, she thought I was stingy.

One day I went to pick her up from get off work, but she said she was busy and asked me to go back. I made a wasted trip, and then we broke up! "

"She's so stingy! Can't you just give her your 100 yen?" was the little goblin's first reaction after hearing this.

"That's right. Even if you don't give it to her, you can always find a supermarket nearby to change some coins and then pay the fare!" The angel winked at her.

Innocent eyes.

"I want to change too! But I don't want Shuang'er to wait outside for too long. Besides, since we want to be boyfriend and girlfriend, there's no need to worry about who pays.

It’s just a small matter of paying for the bus fare! "I said with confidence.

"Explanation!" The goblin sneered at my answer.

"Explanation is a cover-up!" the angel said affirmatively.

"Oh my god! You asked me to explain! Is there any justice in this world?" I was going crazy.

"But your reasons are not enough to make people believe it!" said the little goblin seriously.

"That's right, just admit that you are stingy!" The angel's eyes blinked.

"I'm dizzy. Okay, okay, I admit that I'm stingy. Can I go to sleep now?"

"What's your attitude? You don't seem to accept that we say you are stingy!" The little goblin put her hands on her waist and glared at me.

"That's right, that's right. Okay, I'll pretend that I believe you!" said the angel helplessly.

Depend on! These two stupid girls, they have to explain themselves, and even if they explain themselves they still have to admit that they are stingy. It's really true - only girls and villains are difficult to raise! What's more, there are two little

woman.

"I'm going to bed!"

"Escape is not a solution!" the little goblin shouted at me.

"That's right. Escape is only temporary. Just face tomorrow bravely!" The angel waved his arms to cheer me on.

"You're sick!" I threw down my most important words, went back to my bedroom without looking back and closed the door.

"Hey, do you think you are stingy and therefore too embarrassed to see us? We won't look down on you!" the little goblin whispered in front of my door.

"Yes, we have plenty of money anyway, so we don't mind paying for your car fare. Just think of it as us doing good deeds, accumulating some virtue and helping the poor!" Who has ever seen

Such a bad angel!

At this time, a message came from the phone. It was from Butt Monkey. "Are you serious? Are there really two beauties in the same room with you?

When are you free tomorrow? I haven't been to your house for a long time. I miss you so much. I'll go to your house tomorrow to see how you are doing! "

NND, ever since this lecherous grandson got a girlfriend, he no longer takes my friend seriously. He hangs out with his girlfriend every day.

I was afraid of getting prickly heat, but when I heard that there were two beautiful girls in my family, I started to feel amorous and eager to do something. What a rubbish!

"On a day when the moon shines brightly in front of my bed and there are two pairs of shoes on the floor, I sincerely wish you a pair of bastards, and you are one of them! Damn it! Go to hell! Idiot!

After sending him another classic text message, I turned off my phone, ignored the two crazy women yelling outside, and went to meet Zhou Gong!