The Rogue Landlord Episode 5 1-3 (Celebrity Adult Novel)

Chapter 1: Guiguzi's Teachings on Chen Daozi

Xu Ping looked solemn and asked respectfully, "Old man, what does this sign mean?"

Behind this peaceful and prosperous era are Ji Long's rebellion, border wars and various

The instability of local governors. Doesn’t such a signature indicate that there will be many battles to be fought in the future? Could it be

Is it true that Ji Long’s rebellion was successful? The Hungry Wolf Battalion is heading north or having a fierce battle with the fierce prairie wolves.

It is unthinkable that any of these scenarios could happen.

The old man read it carefully again, laughed a little, and said in a mocking tone: "Sir, don't

Don't worry about it, anyway, the fortune is not very accurate when you draw it. This is just a prospect, but I can't tell the outcome.

Fruit comes. "

"Can I ask for another lot?" Xu Ping almost gritted his teeth when he said this.

Although Xu Ping didn't believe these things in his heart, he thought about his bizarre time travel and this almost

The history of the Ming Dynasty is different, but there are many celebrities I know, such as Master Guiguzi or

The one is Qin Shi Huang. Whether it is records or legends, they are exactly the same as in his own world. But there is no more

Heroes like Yu always make people panic. Thinking of this, I became more and more uneasy.

Lin Ziyan also noticed the obvious change in Xu Ping's mood, and immediately held Xu Ping's hand to comfort him.

His affectionate eyes were full of encouragement and consideration, but he was also too meek to dare ask any more questions.

"You can ask for another lot!" The old man suddenly smiled strangely and took out a lot box without any markings.

The sticks inside are different from the usual ones made of bamboo, but are black sticks. The old man said mysteriously: "No

But you can’t choose again, you can only ask for this one lot. "

"What is this?" Xu Ping looked around and saw several lottery boxes. He couldn't help but ask in confusion:

“Why can I only ask for this?”

The old man smiled mysteriously and said, "You two don't have to hide anything. I was just joking.

There is no way the fortune telling will be inaccurate. It is just waiting for the destined person in this dark corner. If you don't allow me, I will take my life.

apologize. "

"..." Lin Ziyan wanted to refute, but at this moment, she felt that the old stall owner who looked a bit mercenary just now was completely

He seemed like a completely different person, very strange, but with a smile on his face he gave people the feeling that he was unfathomable.

Xu Ping's face changed, and he immediately protected Lin Ziyan behind him, looking at him sharply.

He asked word by word, "Who are you?"

"You are the destined one!" The old man smiled gently and spread his hands to show that he had no ill intentions.

Xu Ping continued to stare at him, secretly activating his inner energy, ready to launch a swift attack. But the eyes

The old man in front of him looked weak and powerless, and was clearly an ordinary person who didn't know any martial arts.

Why did he give her such an ethereal feeling, it even seemed as if he didn't exist.

The old man gently stroked his long beard, and his youthful face with white hair really looked like an immortal.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I feel like he seemed to become much younger in an instant. The old man half-closed his eyes and looked at Xu Ping.

He smiled and asked, "Why? Do you want to attack an old man who is so weak that he can't even tie a chicken?

A dragon fighting technique without any tricks? Use this true energy that does not belong to human beings to attack me? "

Xu Ping was completely stunned. The Dragon Fighting Art was his biggest secret. No matter if it's the person next to you or your blood relative

Dear, no one knows that after breaking through to the third level, I am like a dynamite depot.

He has powerful true energy but lacks the corresponding moves. For safety reasons, he did not dare to practice other martial arts.

He can only bully those who are much lower than him. If he really meets a master like Uncle Liu, even if his internal strength is

Even if you are stronger than him, you have no chance of winning.

Seeing Xu Ping was stunned, the old man laughed triumphantly and said in a slightly mocking tone: "Is it possible?

Are you really going to do it? "

Xu Ping came back to his senses from the shock, and immediately felt cold sweat on his back. He looked at him coldly.

He was a little uneasy and frightened, but he still asked sternly: "Who are you?"

The old man sat back on the bench leisurely, looked at Xu Ping meaningfully, stroked his beard and said one word at a time.

The thought of the sentence said: "Fortunately, I have received the favor of heaven and earth. I have now obtained the great fortune of the universe. I have left this thing to the person who is destined to receive it.

Those who spread the word should put the lives of the people first, and should kill but not do evil…"

Xu Ping's scalp was numb. Isn't this the first chapter in the book "Dragon Fighting Art" passed down by his master Guiguzi?

Is that a sentence? The contents of the book were burned in my mind a long time ago. There is absolutely no way I can remember them again.

I know it personally.

"Don't be anxious!" The old man waved his hand gently, stood up and sighed, "As Guiguzi taught,

Unexpectedly, it fell into the imperial family. "

"What exactly do you want to say?" Xu Ping didn't know why, but he felt that he didn't have any hostility. From the old man

When Xu Ping revealed the secret of the Dragon Fighting Art, he had already stunned Lin Ziyan. Although she would be his woman in the future,

But he still doesn't want the secret of the Dragon Fighting Art to be leaked. After all, it is the biggest secret to save his life.

The old man turned around, looked at Lin Ziyan who was sleeping in Xu Ping's arms, nodded approvingly and said, "

Well, that's best, sit down! "

Xu Ping sat on the bench in front of the stall, but he remained alert. After all, the old man in front of him was

It was so weird, the inexplicable appearance, the eerie signature, even the one I had been hiding.

All the secrets seem like trivial matters in front of him, which makes people unable to be careless!

"Don't be nervous." The old man smiled kindly, changing his mysterious expression.

He said, "It's not as complicated as you think. It's just that this fortune stick was made by Master Guigu back then and it just happened to be passed to me.

Just a few miles away. "

"..." Xu Ping looked at him in disbelief. If he had such accurate fortune-telling skills, wouldn't he be a demigod?

"Don't look at me like that." The old man said innocently, "This is a set of five tubes. Each person can only

It can be asked for three times; and the holder cannot make a living from it. I am just a poor old man. "

"Impossible! How do you know about the "Dragon Fighting Art"?" Xu Ping slammed the table and shouted, feeling like

It seems like I was being fooled.

"What's impossible?" The old man slowly stretched out his left hand which had been hidden under his wide sleeves.

There was half a palm, and except for the thumb, all the other fingers were cut off. He smiled bitterly and said, "I used to

I didn't believe these words and exchanged this lot for a reward from a rich family. This is my retribution. "

Xu Ping had no interest in his story at all, and shouted angrily: "You haven't answered my question yet!"

"Young man, don't be so anxious!" The old man didn't care about Xu Ping's attitude at all and put his broken hand back into his sleeve.

In the room, he smiled and said, "It's nothing weird. You're not the only one who knows the Dragon Fighting Technique.

Another person who knows the society told me this. I think there is a chance I might run into you, so I am just setting up a stall here. "

"What?" Xu Ping was stunned with shock, his mouth open but unable to utter a word. This training speed

It turns out that besides himself, there is someone else who knows Ri Qianli's Dragon Fighting Art.

The old man smiled disdainfully and said, "Do you think these are unique? Master Guigu, Wang Xie

He has left behind so many strange techniques, five elements techniques, and exotic treasures in his life. Don't other people have such good opportunities?

? "

"..." Xu Ping was silent. Guiguzi's legendary life was so great that even what people said among the people could not describe it enough. There will be

It is not surprising that many rare treasures were left behind, but this Dragon Fighting Art was the only one he had obtained.

If it is a treasure, now that I know someone else has it, I naturally feel a little uncomfortable.

"I believe it!" After thinking for a long time, Xu Ping nodded helplessly and couldn't help but ask softly: "No

But why is it that there are only legends about him among the people, but not a single trace of him left? besides

What should I call you? "

"Haha!" The old man smiled gently and said, "Gui Guzi had many disciples throughout his life, but

There are only a few people who are fortunate enough to receive his true teachings. Whether it is Pang Juan or Zhang Yi, just learning the basics is enough to make a name for oneself and leave a lasting impression on the world.

Famous for centuries. How could these mortals possibly glimpse into the Master's divine presence? As for me, if

If you are just someone destined to be with me, you can just call me Chen Daozi. If you have already become my disciple, you can call me Second Senior Brother. "

"Senior Brother!" Xu Ping called out respectfully without any doubt. But I felt weird in my heart, Second Brother?

Why does it feel like I'm calling Zhu Bajie? Have you become Monk Sha?

"It seems that this little junior fellow disciple is not bad!" The old man laughed loudly, and then suddenly his face changed.

Ning said, "Okay, I won't waste so much time with you. As far as I know,

There are actually only four of us, including you and me! "

"Who are the other two?" Xu Ping asked anxiously. Perhaps someone else might have the Dragon Fighting Skill.

Routine, this also saves you the embarrassment of having internal strength but being unable to use it.

"You'll know later," Chen Daozi said with a sigh as he packed up his stall. "I can't compare to you guys.

Those who have obtained some martial arts secret book or something like that, an old man like me only has this broken fortune stick and a book called "The Book of the

"The Art of Yin Fu", oh! I feel like I've suffered a great loss. "

"Brother, why do you say that?" Xu Ping said with a tone of flattery and envy: "This kind of magic can

Observe the world after death. The art of the five elements is so advanced that if you were to stand on the battlefield, you would be almost invincible, and it would also be a great honor to achieve eternal fame.

It’s not difficult. It’s a fate that many people would wish for. "

"You know shit!" Chen Daozi rolled his eyes in annoyance, changing his previous sage-like demeanor.

Gritting his teeth, he said angrily: "I regret learning this crap now, what is this about judging life and death and observing the world.

It sounds nice, but it's useless! "

"Why?" Xu Ping asked anxiously. If he could learn these tricks from him, what would he do in the future?

It is not easy to do things halfway. Even if you only learn the basics, you can still calculate your goals when you go out to steal jade and steal fragrance.

It can tell whether you have your period or not. How practical.

"Don't give me that. Don't think I don't know what you are trying to do!" Chen Daozi blew his beard and glared at him.

He looked like a sage, handed the lottery box over like it was trash and said, "There are so many broken rules here.

It's terrible. If I make a mistake by accident, I don't know how miserable my death will be. Now I just can't find a way to regret it. "

"Humph!" Chen Daozi pinched his fingers and said, "You kid just wanted to learn this move. It would be best if you could

You can also take me in and sell my life to you, right? What's even better is that he helps you calculate every day, even when you eat.

It’s best to be careful about whether you might choke. "

"I didn't mean that!" Xu Ping smiled awkwardly. Was his intention so obvious?

Chen Daozi seemed to be complaining, slamming the table fiercely and throwing three black cards that looked like bone carvings.

There were three characters "孤", "贫" and "绝" engraved on it. He said angrily: "If you want to learn, come on, I can do it.

I will teach you everything, even if you don’t know how to do it. I promise that I will never keep anything secret. Pick one of these three cards! "

Seeing how hysterical he was, Xu Ping looked at the three evil signs on the table and didn't even dare to touch them.

Curiously asked, "What is this?"

"Please give me the three cards from heaven!" Chen Daozi groaned, put the dominoes back into his bag, and said with his old eyes:

"To learn the art of fortune-telling, one must throw away one's luck. These three cards all have meanings. The word "Gu" represents a life of loneliness.

Whoever you stay with will die, and where you stay for too long will bring you misfortune; the word "poverty" means a life of poverty, and you cannot stay at home

If you keep the money overnight, it will not last till dawn. The word "jue" means no children or grandchildren, there will be no one in your life.

To provide for the elderly and see them to the end of their lives. "

"Damn, it's so sad!" Xu Ping was secretly shocked. Fortunately, he was cautious and didn't smoke.

No matter which piece you draw, you can't do it. But seeing his face turning red with anger, I couldn't help but ask out of curiosity:

"So which card did you draw?"

"Gu!" Chen Daozi said bluntly, "So you will definitely run into bad luck today."

"Is there any way to resolve this?" Xu Ping smiled with his head bowed. It was a good thing he didn't reach out.

Go get it, no matter which one you get, it will be worse than death! His angry look is definitely not fake.

It’s better not to let anything bad happen to you.

"No!" Chen Daozi chuckled and said, "But don't worry, I just calculated your fate.

There is bloodshed but no misfortune. Although it is strange, at least you and the people around you will not be in trouble today.

I'm implicated! "

"..." Xu Ping was puzzled. What did it mean that there was a bloody disaster but no misfortune?

Chen Daozi was still a little unsatisfied and said, "For those of us who study magic, there are so many rules that we can't even remember them all.

die. For example, one can judge others, but one can point out but not penetrate. It is known that it is inevitable to cut off one's own life. What's really depressing is the natural disaster

Even if you know something is going to happen, you can’t say it out. If it rains today, even if you want to go out,

As long as you have calculated it, you have to be honest and don't go there to get wet with an umbrella. "

"Please give me some pointers, Senior Brother!" Xu Ping bowed respectfully, knowing that he was destined to travel far and wide.

If I stay in the capital, I will ruin my Feng Shui. I even doubt the location of my sacrifice.

I wonder if the shock is because this old guy is nearby.

Chen Daozi smiled cunningly and said, "That's easy, but as a junior brother, don't you have any respect for me?"

"Yes, yes, I wonder what you like, brother?" Xu Ping nodded eagerly, but he didn't know what this one was.

What do these hermits like?

Chen Daozi's face suddenly became extremely flattering, but he pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Junior brother,

Look how comfortable you are with your beauty in your arms. Poor brother, I can’t even find a woman, even eating has become a problem.

I am short of money. If I want to leave, I don’t even have a chance to wait! "

Damn, this guy also wants money. Xu Ping was a little overwhelmed at first, but he immediately turned around.

pocket and handed over all the banknotes he had on him.

Chen Daozi counted them with shining eyes, and said miserably: "Junior brother, you don't know how difficult it is for me.

Place. I cannot ask for money for fortune-telling. It can only be paid by others. Sometimes people won't even give me money if my fortune-telling is accurate.

So I was always poor, and I had no place to live, and sometimes I ran into strong men.

Even if it was completely looted, it would be considered a blessing to save one's life. "

"..." Xu Ping looked at his greedy look and felt a little sympathetic towards him. Got such a broken thing

It is indeed desolate. It would be fine if there weren't so many restrictions, but there are too many rules, even gods can't stand it.

It turns out that he is so thin. This immortal-like aura is not naturally emitted, but is caused by hunger.

"Haha!" After Chen Daozi packed up his things, he took out copper coins, tortoise shells and some similar animal corpses.

He laid out the things one by one and began to count them with a serious face. After about half an incense stick had passed, he raised his head.

Smiling, he said, "Congratulations, Junior Brother. You've had a few major shocks recently, but nothing serious."

"No other hints?" Xu Ping asked through gritted teeth. What was the difference between saying this and not saying anything?

"No!" Chen Daozi shook his head and said seriously, "If I tell you, it will bring you disaster.

Lucky. It’s better not to ask, Junior Brother. "

"In that case!" Xu Ping suddenly had an idea. Isn't this guy a disaster? Can't stay on your own

Well, it can be sent to other places, such as Ji Long’s house! Thinking of this, I couldn't help but secretly praise myself for being so smart.

He looked at Chen Daozi with shining eyes.

Chen Daozi felt a shudder all over his body, took a step back in fear, and said with a vigilant look on his face: "What are you going to do?"

"Brother, I want to recommend you a good job." Xu Ping laughed obscenely.

If you send him to Ji Long's house for a while, I guarantee that his house will catch fire three times a month, he will have an orgasm immediately after having sex, and he will have a stomachache.

I got anal fissures when I had sex, rectal prolapse when I had diarrhea, and I choked to death during oral sex.

Chen Daozi was good at calculating. He looked at Xu Ping and shook his head helplessly, saying, "Don't calculate like this.

Oh no, the capital is the place where the emperor lives and where the imperial aura gathers. I can't stay here any longer. "

Xu Ping's face suddenly turned gloomy, as desolate as when he found out his wife was not a virgin in the bridal chamber.

Damn it, can’t you stay in Beijing? Why are there so many broken rules? Otherwise, send this guy to the grassland

Go and cause trouble to those prairie wolves. There's no imperial power in that place.

"No!" Chen Daozi said before Xu Ping could speak: "People of a small mind should think about their own affairs. Senior Brother

Can't go. "

"..." Xu Ping really didn't know what to say. He didn't even need to utter a word when talking to him.

Know what you want to do.

"Nothing strange!" Chen Daozi shrugged and said smugly, "You forgot that I do this.

of. "

Xu Ping was puzzled for a long time. Since he couldn't stay in the capital, and he couldn't be sent to another country, what should he do?

What should we do? Where else can you find someone who you think would be best off dead? What a headache!

After frowning and thinking for a while, Xu Ping suddenly had an idea. He remembered a plan that he had to go to Beijing as soon as possible.

If this guy were to die, it would be more practical than making a million taels of silver.

"No problem!" Chen Daozi said with a smile, "I can go to the Northeast."

Xu Ping gave him a cold look and said word by word: "Brother, can you let me talk?"

"You already know everything, what else can you say?" Chen Daozi laughed and said, "With my talent, I can't think of anything.

It's not difficult to mix. But I don't know what kind of fate this person has; if he has a strong fate, I can make him unlucky, but I can't kill him.

You should find another way to do this! "

"Brother!" Xu Ping looked at him with emotion. They had just met by chance, so it was no big deal to call them brothers.

It doesn't matter what, he can help me like this, it's really touching. It's a long way to the Northeast, watching him

To be honest, I can't bear to see him look so old.

"Don't thank me!" Chen Daozi said with a grin, "I've just walked around a lot and I'm exhausted.

I will stay there for at least two or three months, which is considered a short break, haha! "

"Then I won't thank you anymore!" Xu Ping cupped his hands and asked solemnly, "I wonder if you can ask me for anything?"

Chen Daozi thought for a moment, then suddenly smiled and shook his head and said, "Although I have children and grandchildren, they have long thought that I

Dead. I have secretly watched them and they are living a good life now. I have no other wish except to travel freely. "

Xu Ping looked miserable, not wanting to owe anyone a favor!

Chen Daozi smiled and looked at Xu Ping. After a while, he suddenly said with a serious face: "Junior brother, there has been a lot of

Rumor has it that someone has found the master's cenotaph. This matter is very serious. If there are people with ulterior motives

I got the master's heirloom, then..."

When Xu Ping heard this, he was stunned for a moment, but then cold sweat broke out on him. If there really is such a thing as a cenotaph,

If what is left behind is martial arts, at most a master will emerge; but if what is left behind is military formations, strategies,

If there are a few more freaks like Zhang Yi or Su Qin, then this already unstable world will be even more chaotic.

Is there any hope?

"That's all I have to say!" Chen Daozi packed up his things and walked past Xu Ping, saying in a low voice, "Junior brother,

In addition, the other two are also paying close attention to this matter. As Guiguzi said, you can get it if you are destined to do so, and it cannot be forced. them

They will not allow others to disturb the master's cenotaph. If necessary, I think they will come to you. "

"Thank you, senior brother!" Xu Ping bowed respectfully.

Chen Daozi smiled and shook his head, turned around and walked away saying: "Although I am alone, it is inevitable that I will

There are tragic situations where the bodies are hard to find. But just watch the world's affairs with a smile, and observe the ups and downs of the world. Living this life is free.

I don’t know if we will meet again after this separation, take care, junior brother. "

"Yes!" Xu Ping looked at his thin back with a serious expression, and slowly disappeared into the crowd.

Sighing that this strange method of judging life and death and observing destiny is not something that ordinary people can bear, it seems that such a miraculous skill is not something that ordinary people can bear.

Common people can peek at it.

He looked at the soft beauty in his arms. Lin Ziyan was still sleeping soundly. Xu Ping first told himself not to think about that.

Anyway, Chen Daozi said that he had nothing to do recently, so he should enjoy himself while he could.

He sent it over and smelled her acupuncture points.

Lin Ziyan muttered in confusion, then slowly opened her beautiful eyes and saw that she was actually

She fainted in Ping's arms. After struggling to get free, she saw that there was no one at the stall. She blushed and asked in confusion, "What am I doing?"

What's wrong? "

"Who knows?" Xu Ping shook his head, touched her pretty face lovingly, and said softly:

"Maybe I was too excited and fainted a little!"

"Where is the fortune teller?" Lin Ziyan asked in a panic. After all, she had suddenly fainted while standing.

Oh, this is a bit too weird. Add to that those weird lucky numbers and anyone would feel uneasy.

Xu Ping didn't want her to be so scared, so he gently held her in his arms, smiled lewdly and said, "

After drawing the last lot with me, he took the reward from my master and went out to drink and have fun. "

"What signature?" Lin Ziyan asked curiously. She didn't feel like being embarrassed anymore.

"Hehe!" Xu Ping smiled mysteriously, and when she wasn't paying attention, he gave her a light kiss.

She smiled and said, "I'll ask him to help me. You will give me a son in the future.

And it won’t be for long. "

"Hate it!" Lin Ziyan said shyly, but suddenly she felt something strange, with a face full of suspicion.

Look at Xu Ping.

Xu Ping felt a little scared when he was stared at, and asked in confusion: "What are you looking at?"

Lin Ziyan glared at Xu Ping and asked suspiciously, "Tell me the truth, was that old man just now

What the hell is this? He pretended to be a fortune teller to tease me! "

"I can swear that I really didn't do anything." Xu Ping immediately assured solemnly.

"Haha, how many oaths do you have to make every day?" The beautiful woman chuckled, but her expression was obviously unhappy.

believe. After all, given Xu Ping's status and position, it would be extremely easy to arrange for someone like this.

Xu Ping knew what she was thinking, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Then I'll use the most venomous method.

I swear on my dick that if I cheat, I will never get it hard again. "

"You hooligan, you're vulgar." Lin Ziyan snorted with a blushing face, but she no longer doubted him.

"Hehe, I think this is very sincere!" Xu Ping laughed out loud, holding her hand and continuing to walk in the bustling

Strolling along the streets.

Lin Ziyan asked curiously as they walked, "By the way, didn't you ask which temple that old man was from?

When we have time, we can go visit, add some incense money, worship the Buddha, etc. Can calculate so accurately, Ken

He must be an expert! "

"..." Xu Ping looked at her silently, and said with a bit of a smile: "You see, he looks like a monk.

? "