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"Wow! The weather is so nice today! Let's do some morning exercises!"
Facing the bright morning sunshine, I turned left three times and right three times, twisted my neck and buttocks, and I felt so comfortable all over.
"You're doing that weird thing again!" A clear scolding voice came from behind. ah! My dearest one has woken up!
"My dear, this kind of exercise is really good for your health. You should try it too!" He turned around and threw a wink at his dear, then continued doing the exercise.
"It's so ugly! I won't do it! Also, don't call me kissy," Kissy's beautiful face was filled with disgust, "I've told you so many times, why are you still calling me that? I'm a man, that's for women!"
"Oh, dear, please kiss me. I don't treat you as a woman. I just know that you are the one I love the most and the one I care about the most. Honey!"
Qinqin spat, blushed, and walked towards his beloved herb garden to look at the herbs without saying anything.
Hehe, my honey is so shy. We are already an old couple but still so thin-skinned. Her face is so red. I really want to bite it. But my honey will definitely PIA me, so let’s continue doing morning exercises.
Huh? You ask who I am? Haha, I am me, a little surgeon who was born in the late 1970s, grew up in the 1980s, lived through the 1990s, accidentally crossed the century and started to shine in the first decade of the 21st century. My name is Zhang Youze, that’s me. As for my dear, he was born in an unknown era and became a disciple of a famous doctor. Now he and I live in seclusion in a remote village called Caiguo, where we lead a life better than that of gods.
What rice? You ask me why my dear and I seem to be from different places and generations? Comrade, you are absolutely right! My dear and I are not from the same place or generation, and the distance between us is really far~! I remember that I had just come back from an operation and a night shift. I bought a pancake and was happily eating it when I accidentally stepped on the tail of a wild cat. The cat chased me for thousands of miles and I accidentally fell into an underground sewer that was under construction and maintenance. I came to this era that I had never known or heard of, and when I fell from the sky, I happened to kill the person who had given my dear aphrodisiac and was about to perform unhealthy behavior on him.
So, that's how I met my dearest one.
This reminds me of a book I read in college called "A Step into the Past", in which the protagonist Xiang Shaolong traveled through time and accidentally hit a villain who was about to do something on the bed, and then began his glorious life in that war-torn era. I remember how I was so excited about his extraordinary affair and chance encounter! Faced with a situation that was similar to his but different (Xiang Shaolong smashed the bad guy to death and saved a pretty widow, while I saved a beautiful genius doctor), I began to enthusiastically embark on the time-travel journey that I had dreamed of for a long time. After pulling away the person I had hit so hard that he didn't know whether he was dead or alive, I gently said to my dear who was drugged and had a red body, a painful face, and shortness of breath:
"Beauty, I'm here to save your bird!"
My dear was so excited on the spot that she raised her delicate and tender palm and gave me a loud slap.
Depend on! It immediately brought out my anger! How come Brother Xiang can win the heart of a beautiful woman by traveling through time to save someone, but I only get a slap in the face for saving someone? !
unbalanced! Very unbalanced!
So I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to teach my dear a memorable lesson.
But as soon as my hand touched my dear's naked body, she immediately let out a soft moan, so charming! Wake up my little brother on the spot!
So, I turned my grief and anger into motivation, and followed my feelings and did this and that to my dear one.
Then, uh, stop for now, I'll wipe the blood from my nose and continue later.
Okay, wipe it dry and continue.
Then, my dear and I triggered the landmine with the thunder from heaven, and the volcano that had been dormant for thousands of years began to erupt, and the raw rice became cooked rice. The next morning, my dearest woke up and saw the mess on the bed and body, then started her morning voice-warming exercises, which successfully woke me up from my dream.
Later, I sobbed like a young wife, pointing at the slap marks on my face as the “evidence” of being forced (ahem, the evidence that my dearest one forced me), and told my grievances to my dearest one who was obviously furious. I could see the change in color on my dearest one’s face~ But a beauty is a beauty, even so, she is still so beautiful. I really think that I used my virginity on the right person the first time! Ahem, it’s my first time with a man, don’t make any mistakes!
Of course, my dearest one would not look at me with a good face, but after I went through untold hardships, begging, pestering and compromise, she finally opened up to me, and came with me to this remote place where chickens can poop and birds lay eggs, and lived in seclusion, leading a happy life like a god.
This is the beautiful love between me and my dear.
Now my dear and I have been living in seclusion here for more than three years. Although our life is not as colorful and exciting as Xiang Shaolong's, it is also very comfortable. I eat healthy food and drink spring water that is purer than those fake mineral waters that come from tap water. During the day, I go teach the little kids in the village some simple arithmetic. At night, I come home and have sex with my sweetheart. It's so satisfying. Although I don't have a computer, a TV, or a game console, I live a healthy and fulfilling life.
What rice? Comrade, what are you talking about? Are you asking me if I’m from the Northeast? Why do you always refer to me as "me"? Comrade, this is why you are out of date. If you still call yourself "I", then you are so unfashionable. Changing "I" to "Laozi" is degeneration. Changing "I" to "I" is regression! I remember when I hadn’t traveled through time, those petty bourgeoisie would run to the countryside whenever they had time and eat what was called farmer’s food! Those who are on the cutting edge of fashion have made a comeback, so why am I still so out of touch with the trend?
So this time I will lead the trend and be the first to return to nature.
Cough cough ~ After saying so much, my mouth is so dry, so I drank some sweet and pure spring water. It’s getting late and I’ve finished my morning exercises, so I walked leisurely towards the village at the foot of the valley and started my life as a teacher today.
"Hello, comrades!"
"Hello, Master!"
"Thank you for your hard work, comrades!"
"Serve the villagers!"
Looking at those dark little heads below, a wave of emotion came over me. I thought that I used to perform surgery on patients in the operating room, but now I am teaching those little kids some addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Suddenly I feel that my medical school career those years was a dream. I moved my fingers and wondered if I could still move them flexibly while holding the scalpel. I guess if the conditions allowed, I would hold the scalpel not because the patient was afraid, but because of me! I’m afraid I’ll accidentally prick my hand!
Suddenly I thought of Qinqin, he was a famous miracle doctor of this era, his skills were so good that one word could only describe him: divine! Those tiny needles are so elusive in his hands! Every villager who came to see him for medical treatment came in sideways and left upright with a big smile on his face! Seeing this made me itchy and I really wanted to compete with him, but every time I mentioned using a scalpel to cut open a person's belly, his face became dull, then ashen. He slapped the knife from my hand and ordered me not to touch sharp objects. He also stuck a lot of needles in my head, saying that it was to cure my madness.
Depend on! Is there anyone who treats her husband like this? ! Are you relying on the fact that I have no martial arts skills? ! Wait! Wait until I have mastered martial arts, and then you will see how I will deal with you!
After throwing some questions to the little kids, I strolled out of the thatched house (ahem, it’s a thatched house, not a toilet! Look carefully!) that served as the classroom, greeted each villager, and chatted with them. It's nothing more than Zhang's hen laid two eggs today, Wang's cow suddenly likes to drink, Li's cat is in mating mode, and so on. After chatting with N people, I headed towards the small apartment where I and my loved ones lived.
As soon as I got home, I saw that my dear had prepared dinner and was setting the table. When he saw me come back, he looked cold, but his eyes revealed his warmth.
I walked to my dear, hugged him in my arms, and gave him a French kiss, which immediately made my whole body go soft. But then he elbowed me, which felt painful physically but sweet in my heart!
After dinner, I spontaneously cleaned up the dishes and took them out to wash. When I came back, I saw my dear collecting the herbs that were drying in the sun. Under the bright red sunset, a stunning beauty in crescent-colored clothes was swaying before my eyes. A faint scent of medicine came from the air, causing my little brother to tremble again.
So, I gently walked up to my dear, pressed close to him, and started to make covert movements with my hands.
PIA!
I covered my face with resentment and returned to the room, helplessly counting the ants in the corner to see if they had any new brothers today.
When my dear returned to the room, it was already dark. The lifestyle of this era is the same as that of the ancient times where I lived, working from nine to five, and when it gets dark, it means the end of the day, and it's time to go to bed.
But I don’t want it! I am a modern person! This is the beginning of a lively day! Although I have been here for more than three years, my heart is still not lonely. Although there is nothing fun here, I won't compromise like this.
Seeing my dear taking off his clothes, I immediately went to him again and took his clothes. After my dear glanced at me, I smiled like CJ and folded his clothes neatly. Then he took off his clothes and said to his dear:
"Hey honey, let me give you a massage."
My dear, you looked at me with sidelong eyes, trying to see if I had any conspiracy or intrigue, but who am I? I immediately expressed my most sincere affection with my most sincere eyes. So, my dear lay down without saying a word, and I immediately knelt beside him and started to massage him.
I’m not bragging, my skills are really amazing! I learned this skill from a senior fellow student of mine when I was studying medicine. His family comes from a medical family! How can the craftsmanship be bad!
Soon, my dear honey began to feel soft all over, and her little mouth started to moan softly, and I could hear my little brother starting to tremble again.
Son, wait a little longer, Daddy will make you feel comfortable soon!
Looking at my dear’s gradually blurred eyes, I know that the revolution is about to succeed!
As she pinched, her hands moved lower and lower, and the more she pinched, the closer I leaned towards my dear. Finally, I am basically hanging next to my dear, with my hands wandering on his thighs. Gradually, there is a tendency to explore deeper.
As if she sensed something was wrong, she opened her hazy eyes and looked at me. I immediately said aggrievedly:
"My dear, I tried so hard to massage you just now, and you felt so comfortable. Now I am just touching you, there is no other intention!"
My dear looked at me suspiciously, and finally, impressed by my efforts, she nodded in agreement, but still warned me not to think about anything else. I nodded my head and said repeatedly: That's right, that's right!
Hehe~ my dearest is still the most gentle! z
After getting permission, I took action immediately and put my hand under the hem of my dear's clothes and began to caress the inside of her thigh.
Tsk tsk! My dear, not only is she beautiful, but her skin is also so moist! That feel! The palm of the hand began to taste along the inner side of the thigh, feeling the delicate touch.
Sometimes he caressed with his entire palm, sometimes he pinched and rubbed with a few fingers, causing the sweet, rosy little mouth to let out a soft sigh.
Seeing my dear's intoxicated look, I immediately started my action quietly. y
The hand that was stroking the inside gradually moved towards the center of the heat source above, but it did not touch the key point, just wandered and swept lightly around it, bringing up a burst of heat.
My dear's breathing gradually became rapid, and her tightly closed eyes trembled from time to time. Her little mouth, which had previously only revealed slight sighs, gradually revealed louder and louder moans under my actions.
Finally, at the touch of one of my fingers, my dear let out an "ah" and suddenly opened her eyes. Her legs immediately clamped tightly around my restless hand. Under her furrowed brows, her pair of misty eyes stared at me fiercely, showing her dissatisfaction, but making her look even more charming and alluring!
"You! Didn't you say you were just going to touch it? What are you doing now?"
"Honey, we haven't done it for a long time, I miss it so much~"
"Didn't we just do it yesterday morning? We agreed yesterday not to do it today, why do you want to do it again?!"
"But, but I am a healthy man, how can I not do it? Besides, don't you want to do it when I kiss you? Hmm?"
The clamped hand twitched gently between his tightly closed legs, causing my dear to tremble all over. Needless to say, my dear's desire has already quietly risen.
Her face turned red, and she glared at me fiercely, without saying anything else. I saw that there was something going on, so I hurried on:
"Dear, I feel uncomfortable if I don't touch you for a day. Besides, I can't just leave you alone in your current condition, don't you think?"
After glaring at me fiercely, my dear turned her head away with a red face. After a while, a mosquito-sized voice came:
"Only once, otherwise I won't be able to get up again tomorrow."
Oooooh! ! ! Got the order! ! g
I immediately jumped up and pressed on my dear, and quickly removed the obstacles on both of them. Immediately, a person as white as mutton fat cream appeared in front of me, with a perfect body without a trace of fat, snow-white skin, smooth touch, and charming eyes with a seductive look, which aroused my wolf nature!
She held his kissable little mouth and gave him a deep, passionate kiss that made him gasp. The tongue began to trace along his gums, from top to bottom, and finally entangled with his tongue, making waves of watery sounds, which brought out the heat in both of their bodies.
My dear's arms tightly wrapped around my back, and my hands began to light bursts of fire on his body, especially the two pink nipples on his chest, sometimes kneading, sometimes pressing, and sometimes pinching the small bulge between two fingers. The tiny movements caused my dear and my lips, which were still connected, to let out bursts of moans.
When our lips separated, there was still a silver thread connecting him and me. My dear's confused expression made a burst of heat in my stomach rush to my lower body. Amidst my dear's scream, I lowered my head and bit the two small bumps that had been kneaded by my hands until they were bright red. Licking and gently pulling, along with the kiss and rapid breathing, his snow-white chest rose and fell violently, allowing me to fully taste the toughness of those two pink spots.
"Hurry, ah! Hurry!" My dear put his hands into my hair, expressing his wish eagerly.
My lips left the pink spot and gradually moved towards the belly button. My tongue explored into the belly button and pushed and spit gently. Another tremor came. I felt the hot desire in my stomach and slowly moved towards the hot center. When I held my dear's desire in my mouth, a scream came out of my dear's mouth and her body bent into a bow shape.
As I swallowed his desires, looked at his confused expression and his constantly twisting body, I felt a surge of heat down there!
"Ah! Give it to me, give it to me quickly! Um!" My dear shouted madly, grabbing my hair with both hands, causing me a burst of pain.
Suddenly, Qinqin's whole body spasmed violently and she reached orgasm.
He swallowed the liquid in his mouth, climbed up, grabbed his dear's legs, and spread them as wide as possible, revealing the desire that had calmed down after the orgasm, and the shy vagina underneath.
I reached out from under the end of the bed and pulled out a small porcelain bottle, opened the soft lid, and reached out to get out a piece of light green sticky liquid. Then I inserted my finger covered in liquid into the little hole that was making me feel like I was in ecstasy. It was so tight!
As if feeling uncomfortable, my dear frowned, hummed, and began to look over here with confused eyes. The dazed and helpless look almost made me want to just go in!
I resisted the urge with difficulty and kissed my dear on the cheek.
"Be good, honey, it will be fine soon. I will make you happy soon!"
After sufficient lubrication, he pulled out his fingers, opened those two slender and white legs to the maximum extent, aimed his burning desire at that mysterious place, and thrust forward to insert it!
“Ahhh!!!”
It’s so hot! So tight!
A strong sense of pleasure surged up! The tightness in the cave made my brother feel numb, hot and slippery, and it was an indescribable pleasure!
As I moved, my dear moaned, and the desire in her lower body that had just been released began to stand up again!
It’s so hot! As the heat and pleasure increased, I went deeper and deeper, thrusting madly inside his body, bringing him a passionate response from his kisses, and his moans became more and more intense!
He bent down and kissed his wildly screaming lips to cover up his moans. But this position makes the desire deeper and the pleasure more profound!
I shook my waist violently, plundering continuously, and the whole bed creaked as we shook it. That soft little hole wrapped around me tightly, contracting from time to time, making me more and more frantic. I felt like I was going crazy, and I thrust desperately, faster and faster. My hands controlled the desire to kiss her, and a lot of liquid had already been left in the small opening.
As I went deeper, my dear started sobbing and screaming wildly, and I gradually lost my mind.
As the vagina tightened violently, my palms felt warm and in a trance, I shot all my essence into the depths of that vagina. We reached an orgasm.
"...You are a liar!" Qinqin said with a hoarse voice while lying motionless on the bed.
"Uh, honey, come and eat quickly. This is the porridge I made especially for you." She sat on the bed holding the bowl and looked at him flatteringly.
"Didn't you say you only did it once? Tell me how many times you did it!!" My dear yelled at me angrily, accidentally triggering the pain in my back, and my brows furrowed again.
"I, I was careless too. Who told you to be so great?" She looked at him aggrievedly. When she thought about what happened last night, her whole body felt hot again. After that, I kissed him several more times, and finally stopped when he cried and begged for mercy. It was almost dawn.
"Then it's still my fault?!" my dear yelled angrily while pinching my thigh.
"Si! Be gentle! I was wrong, I was wrong! I won't do it again next time, never again! I swear!"
"Your swearing is useless! Every time I saw you swear, it never worked!"
"Uh, it's real this time, I promise!"
My dear stared at me with his eyes slanted, which made my heart beat fast.
"From today on, for the next month, you are not allowed to touch me!"
“Woooooa ...
No! ! How am I going to live then? ! !
The happy life of doctors and miracle healers: "Generation Gap" (Part 2 of the Doctor Series)
"Okay! We are going to have a test today!" Looking at the little kids in the row below, I picked up the item to be tested in my hand - a basket of eggs.
The little kids looked at the eggs in my hand with starry eyes suspiciously, and then looked at me again, with questions on their faces: The teacher said we have an exam, doesn't he want us to boil eggs?
Seeing a few little brats drooling, I immediately slapped the table and said,
"This egg is not for you to eat, it's for doing the test!"
topic?
"Yes!" I couldn't help but smile proudly as I said this. I spent a whole night to come up with this topic after I was kissed and pinched by my dear so many times that I accidentally put my hand into his clothes to warm it! The level of that question is so high that I can't help but admire my own wisdom!
I lifted the box of eggs, took one out, put it on the table, and asked, "What is this?"
"Eggs!" the children's voices answered in unison.
"Nonsense! Even a chicken knows it's an egg!!" I'm so angry at those little brats who are so disappointed with their children! "What I want to ask is how many eggs are these!"
"one!"
He nodded with satisfaction, took out another one and put it on the table.
"So how many are there now?"
"two!!"
This child is teachable!
Then I took out the eggs from the box one by one and placed them on the table. The little kids' voices followed my movements and started counting them one by one.
“Three!”
"Four!"
…
“12!”
Hmm, it seems that my previous education was quite successful. Look how smoothly I can count these numbers!
After putting down the empty frame, I coughed a few times to clear my throat, and then put the final highlight on the table.
The little kids looked and asked, "Huh?" Isn’t that Zhang’s hen? How did you get here? The boy from the Zhang family also held his index finger in his mouth and wiped his squinting eyes with his other hand, wanting to further confirm whether it was the Ah Hua from his family.
He looked at the reactions below with satisfaction and continued:
"Okay, I'll start asking questions now."
Pointing to the twelve eggs on the table, he said, "Here are twelve eggs," and then he pointed to the old hen, "This is a hen that lays only one egg a day."
At this time, the young man from the Zhang family interrupted: "Master, my Ah Hua can lay two eggs a day!"
Angry!
"I said it's only going to be one! It has to give birth whether it wants to or not!" I don't care how many babies it has! Anyway, now I have said that I will just have one child!
"Oh~~" The boy from the Zhang family sat down in a daze, and continued to think with his head tilted. Didn't Ah Hua just give birth to two children today? How did it become one? Did I see it wrong?
I continue.
"Suppose that grandma's family has 12 eggs, and there is a hen that lays one egg a day. If grandma eats two eggs a day, how many days can she eat them in a row?"
The eyes of the little kids below immediately became round! This grandma is really poor! Only two eggs a day, aren’t you hungry? !
Looking proudly at the confused eyes of the group of little brats below, I felt so relieved in my heart ~ This question was the one that I thought about so hard that my scalp almost fell off (ahem, actually it’s because my dear friend pulled my ears and scolded me too many times, don’t tell anyone!), if it could be answered so easily, I wouldn’t have asked this question!
He sat down, shaking his head, humming a little tune, crossing his legs, waiting for the little kids' answer.
"Well, Master, can that chicken be guaranteed to lay eggs every day?" The question was asked by the oldest child here, named Daniu, who is also one of my most proud disciples.
"That……"
"Of course she can! My Ah Hua can give birth to two in one day! One is not easy!"
The kid from the Zhang family began to feel unhappy, and he stood up and interrupted me to correct me.
"I'm just asking, I'm not saying that Ahua can't have children!" Da Niu frowned and looked at the short guy who was a head shorter than him.
"You're clearly saying that my Ah Hua can't have children! You're insulting my Ah Hua's cock!"
"You are so ignorant! What I said was what if! When analyzing a problem, of course you have to take all kinds of issues into consideration and ask them clearly! Only in this way can you answer the question well!" Daniu started to get annoyed.
"You're making excuses!"
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"You scoundrel!"
"Ah! You call me a scoundrel!" The little guy jumped up immediately, grabbed the big bull by the collar and yelled at him nose to nose.
"You were the one who said I was quibbling first! You said it first and you still blame me!" Da Niu got angry too. He stared at the little guy from the Zhang family with his big eyes and wheezed through his nose.
With two "pops", the two little kids each had a shoe on their heads.
"You are so rebellious! You act as if I'm not here!" I got even angrier! "Zhang Fugui! You are so concerned about your Ah Hua's chicken that you ignore me, your teacher?! You! And you, Da Niu! The older ones should give way to the younger ones. The implementation of truth also takes time, don't you understand!"
The two little brats immediately shut up and put their heads together.
"Go back to your seats! You haven't even finished the question yet and you want to fight in front of me! You are so rebellious!"
The two little brats sat back in their seats silently. When they sat down, they secretly glared at each other. I pretended not to see anything.
Then, there was silence.
After a while, a dark-skinned kid named Heizi stood up and said, "Master! I figured it out! There are 11!"
Yeah, finally someone answered.
"Master, I figured it out too!" Zhang Fugui stretched out his short hand and shouted, "It's 10!"
"12!" Daniu was not willing to be left behind.
Then, the sound of numbers echoed in the thatched house.
It makes me so happy!
He looked at the little kids who were answering the questions with a smile on his face, and suddenly found that there was a little kid with a runny nose in the corner of the last row who had not answered yet. He was the youngest son of Li's eldest brother-in-law, named Damao, who was 5 years old.
"Da Mao, why don't you answer?"
Da Mao sniffed and said, "Master, I don't know how to calculate it. I don't know if other people in grandma's family eat eggs. In the short term, hens can't lay eggs."
My eyes immediately lit up!
Good boy! ! I didn’t expect Damao to be the kind of person who strikes back after being attacked! There is a future!
"Ahem, now, I'm going to announce the answer."
Looking at those sparkling eyes, I shook my head and said:
“The correct answer to this question is: Uncertain.”
"???"×N
"There are some uncertainties here. First of all, what if grandma suddenly gets excited and eats the hen that laid the eggs? Also, what if grandma accidentally gets Alzheimer's disease and drops a few of the original 12 eggs? So, the answer to this question is, uncertainty!"
○︿○｜｜｜……
Looking at the group of dazed little kids below, I feel so happy in my heart! If it's such a simple question, why would I ask you? Ahahahahahahahahaha! !
Suddenly, I was hit on the forehead. I turned around angrily and saw, huh? Isn’t this a kiss? Didn’t he just say that he wanted to go see Grandpa Li for his rheumatism? How did you get here?
With a smile on my face, I happily approached him.
"Honey, did you miss me? Come, I'll help you get the medicine box. This medicine box is heavy~"
My dear glared at me, her face full of anger.
"Where did you get that hen?"
Uh, looking at my dear with a guilty conscience,
"That's mine. I borrowed it from Aunt Zhang..."
"Borrowed? Does anyone who wants to borrow something have to dress up as a rooster and call out to catch hens so early in the morning?!"
sweat! How did he know? !
"Aunt Zhang has been looking for this hen all morning! Who knew that when I came here I would see you holding a hen and smiling happily!"
"Uh, honey, I'm just borrowing it for a while. I'm not going to eat it, really! I'll return it right away!"
"You can't eat it?" Qinqin's beautiful phoenix eyes narrowed. "You were clamoring to eat beggar's chicken a while ago, and now you have borrowed an old hen. What a coincidence."
Uh, how come he has such a good memory!
"I promise! I swear! I will definitely pay it back!" He patted his chest.
"Go back and kneel on the washboard!"
"Ah! No way! Kneeling again!" He wailed, "Doesn't that mean I can't sleep on the bed tonight?!"
A dangerous look immediately flashed across Qinqin's face, "You still want to sleep on the bed?! I haven't settled the score with you for what happened the day before yesterday, and you still want to sleep?!"
...It's over! Why are you bringing up something that has nothing to do with you?
"ah!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The whole village was immediately startled by a terrifying scream.
"Be gentle! My ears are made of flesh! Can't I go back with you? Don't pull my ears!!!!!!"
From this moment on, all the little kids have a glorious idol.
"Wow! Doctor Yu is so powerful! He can even pull the teacher's ears!"
The Happy Life of Doctors and Miracle Healers: "Cold"
(The third episode of the Doctor series)
I have a cold.
I lay on the bed in a daze, looking at the spider web on the ceiling of the room, my head a mess.
The day before yesterday, when I was taking a bath, I pulled my dear to take a bath together, and did some exercises to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, which made the room full of spring scenery. Looking at the intoxicated and painful expression on my dear's face, I couldn't help but do it a few more times. When I came out of the bathtub, the water was already cold.
So, I caught a cold.
Then, I got a fever.
Now, I am lying in bed, my head is hot, my breath is hot, my whole body is soft, and it hurts wherever I touch.
My dear taught me a lesson, "I told you to stop but you refused! Now you've caught a cold! If you get sicker I'll throw you out!"
Although he said that, he never left my side for the past two days, wiping my body, changing my clothes, and boiling medicine for me all the time.
Look, he has prepared the medicine and brought it to my bedside.
Looking at this huge, dark wristwatch, I couldn’t help but miss the pills from my time, and I couldn’t help but sigh: I must learn martial arts after I recover from my illness! How come we both soaked in cold water, but I got sick but my dear was fine? !
The bowl of black medicine was dangling in front of me, so I said to my dear with a pious look:
"My dear, go and do your work first. I'll drink it myself later."
My dear looked at me suspiciously from top to bottom, then lifted her skirt and sat down beside my bed. She picked up the bowl and said one word to me: "Drink!"
…
"I said honey, I said you can drink it by yourself, really! I swear!"
Qinqin narrowed his eyes dangerously, "If you can drink it yourself, then the precious medicinal materials in my herb bush outside will not be sullied by something of unknown origin!"
Uh...how did he know so quickly...? ! z
Seeing that my dear had started to roll up his sleeves, I immediately took the medicine from his hand with an extremely correct attitude, pinched my nose, prepared myself mentally, and drank it in one gulp. Ahem, if I don't drink it myself, my dear will pinch my nose and drink it...
Who am I? ! How can a grown man like me be fed to a child by my own baby? ! So, I'd better do it myself.
Oh shit! This medicine is really bitter! y
With a frown on his face, he handed the bowl to his dear, looking at him bitterly, like a good boy.
My dear looked at me expressionlessly, curved the corners of his mouth, and handed me something. I immediately took it and put it in my mouth.
So sweet~~~~My honey is the most gentle and considerate! Knowing that I was afraid of bitterness, they prepared sugar in advance.
So, with excitement in my heart, I expressed my most sincere feelings to my dear who was standing up to wash the dishes.
Bang! b
With a slap, my hand that was touching his butt was moved away.
"You're still not honest even though you're sick. If you keep doing this, I'll chop off your claws!"
He rubbed the red back of his hand, feeling the pain while looking at his dear's back with a smile.
After drinking the medicine, I started to feel groggy and confused, and began to fall asleep. I don't know how long I slept, but suddenly I felt my side sinking down, and a warm object was lying next to me.
Yes, kiss. g
Even though I knew it was him, my eyelids felt heavy and hot, and I didn't want to open them, so I groped my way over to him, touched him, and then wrapped my arms around his thin waist and buried my face in his chest. I felt my dear struggle a bit, but then stopped and adjusted his position so that I could lean against him more comfortably.
After leaning on it for a while, I couldn’t fall asleep again.
The scent of medicine from my dear wafted through my nose, and as I smelled it, I felt my mood become particularly calm and peaceful. I buried my head in his arms, trying hard to feel his breath. When I found a soft piece, I stuck to it tightly and didn't move anymore, starting to absorb that little bit of warmth.
"Ouch!"
I was hit hard on the head. I raised my head in a daze and looked at my dear, only to see that he was looking at me angrily.
I'm confused, what's wrong? I looked down and understood! It turned out that when I was doing it just now, I tore a big hole in the underwear on my dear's chest, exposing a large area of skin inside, and the warmth I just felt was from this.
My dear glared at me, and I looked at him innocently. I really didn’t mean it…
After a long time, my dear quietly unbuttoned her shirt, revealing her fair skin, then wrapped me up, put her arms around my head and held me in her arms, saying:
"Go to sleep. I'll let you off this time, but I won't do this next time."
I pressed my cheek against the soft skin of my kiss's chest, breathed in the sweet aroma of medicine, and suddenly I felt a warmth slowly rising up in my heart.
All the sounds around me seemed to disappear, as if my dear and I were the only two people in the whole space. Listening to my dear's heartbeat, I gradually fell asleep...
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"You want to rebel right after you recover from your illness?!"
"Hey, honey, I've been quiet for so long, come on~"
"you!"
“Ah!! It hurts so much!!!”
"Ah? What's wrong? Was I too heavy-handed just now? Let me rub it for you!...Ah! You! You drugged me! You, you let go... No!... If you dare to touch me, I, I will never talk to you again!...Ah, you, um! Bastard... um!...Damn it! At least do it on the bed!!"
The Happy Life of Doctors and Miracle Healers: "Daddy?" (The Last Episode)
After several consecutive rainy days, the sun finally showed his bright red smile.
So I quickly ran out of the house and took a deep breath of the fresh air floating in the air. The cool air flows into the lungs through the nasal cavity, it feels so comfortable~
"Honey! Come and get some fresh air!" he shouted to his honey in the house.
But what I got in response was a rag...
"You only know how to run outside! Now that the weather has finally cleared up, you should dry the quilts and clean the house! Who has time to go out and hang out?" Qinqin yelled in the house.
Woo~ I helplessly pulled the rag off my face, took three steps and staggered to the door, and said carefully to my dear:
"Uh, honey, the weather is nice today. Let's not clean up. Let's go for a walk first and then we can do it later, okay?"
call out! A needle flew past my face and successfully took away a drop of cold sweat from me, and also took away my courage...
Can't I do it? Why bother with the needle? If it goes off accidentally, I'll be disfigured.
So I picked up the rag and walked towards my target - the table.
Rub and rub, rub and rub, rub it until it shines brightly! As I was wiping it, I suddenly recalled that my dear and I had done this and that on this table before. My dear was so ××× at that time, and I was so ×××, and then we did ××× again, hehehehe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bang!
"What are you thinking about again? Why don't you wipe it off?!" Qinqin's roar sounded again.
I continue to wipe...
When I saw the shiny fruits of my labor, I felt so satisfied. I put my arms around my dear's shoulders and proudly pointed at the table and showed it off to him:
"My dear, look at the glorious fruits of my labor!"
My dear raised her eyebrows, pointed her slender fingers at the entire bright room, then pointed at the table, and then looked at me with contempt.
…
"Ah! Honey! Now that we're done with the cleaning, let's go for a walk! Look how nice the weather is outside!"
After a while of thought, my dear finally agreed this time. We packed up our things, closed the door, and walked towards the bamboo forest not far from here in a loving manner.
A lush green bamboo forest stood beside the path. My dear and I walked on this path in the forest. However, it would be even better if I could hug my dear's flexible and elastic waist. What a pity~ What a pity~
"Honey, the air here is so nice. Let's come here more often in the future, okay?"
As he spoke, he quietly moved closer to kiss her pretty face.
"Yeah."
My dear was immersed in the greenery and didn't notice my behavior at all.
"Well, let's have a picnic here tomorrow," her hand quietly climbed up his charming waist, "blue sky, green bamboo, and a deep pool ahead. It would be a great pleasure in life if we had a picnic here!" She put her mouth close to his earlobe and whispered softly in his ear.
My dear squinted her eyes and looked lazily into the distance, as if she was imagining a picnic scene. That alluring look made me feel hot immediately!
I pulled him over and gave him a passionate French kiss on his little mouth. The kiss was so intense that it would last forever, until the sky turned dark and the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled! (Ahem, don’t judge my choice of words, I’m not well-educated…)
PIA!
I squatted under a bamboo and carefully studied how many bamboo nodes it had...
Just as I was lamenting my recent dull life, suddenly, a subtle sound came into my ears.
Huh? Where did the kitten come from? y
The tiny sound sounded like a kitten crying. I looked around curiously, trying to find where the cat came from.
At this time, my dear suddenly floated to the left side of the path. Ahem, it’s good to have Qinggong. I will learn Qinggong and float tomorrow...
After floating for a while, my dear stopped in front of a bamboo and didn't move. I immediately ran up to him and looked in the direction he was looking.
! !
What kind of rice is that? !
That soft, white, and tender thing with only a few hairs, scratching at the sky with its little hands and feet, looks like a little baby~
I immediately said to my dear, "Dear, this kitten looks like a baby!"
I got a slap in the face in response...
It seems that you don't like this joke...
"This looks like an abandoned baby." After careful observation, I came to this conclusion.
My dear ignored me and just stared at the baby in front of her without saying a word.
I touched my chin and suddenly remembered what my dear had mentioned before, that he was abandoned in the mountains by his parents and was found and raised by a master who passed by while collecting herbs.
Thinking of this, I walked forward, picked up the baby on the ground, and walked towards our small apartment with my silent dear.
My dear struggled for a while, and then just went with me.
I looked at the mess in front of me, and then at my dear's slightly trembling expression as if a leaf hit by the waves, and I wanted to burst out laughing.
But I didn’t dare laugh, because I was afraid of getting beaten…
The house that used to be neat and clean was now in a mess like a typhoon. There were diapers everywhere, water all over the floor, and the neat quilt on the bed was messed up like that...
I looked at the sweet little meat ball sleeping in the crib made of soft rattan on an upside-down stool, and then looked at the dazed Kiss. I immediately showed my broad mind, hugged Kiss in my arms and comforted him gently, and took the opportunity to kiss his little mouth, but Kiss seemed to feel nothing and let me kiss him. If it were in the past, he would definitely PIA me over. It seems that Kiss was tormented enough by this little meat ball.
I also once again confirmed one of Qinqin’s weaknesses: he is helpless against small meaty creatures! b
I still remember when I first brought Little Routuan home (Little Routuan was the name of the baby, I gave it that name, doesn’t it sound nice?), it was so earth-shattering. As soon as Little Routuan started crying, Qingqin looked as if the sky was falling and immediately got in a panic, but she didn’t dare to hold Little Routuan. Little Routuan’s cries became louder and louder, and Qingqin became more and more anxious, with her eyes turning red. Seeing her helpless look made me feel so distressed, so I took Little Routuan and started to coax him.
I'm not saying this, I once worked in the pediatric department when I was an intern in medical school. I could handle everything from the child's grandmother to the babies. At that time, I could handle an entire reinforced company, let alone a little lump of meat now?
Look, this little meat ball was immediately taken care of by me. No matter how much he cried or made a fuss, as long as he was in my arms, he would be so well behaved. His tears would evaporate instantly as if they were fake, and he would smile at me with his big round eyes. He was so adorable!
For this, I showed off in front of my dear, but what I got in return was a handful of silver needles from my dear that instantly subdued me.
"Tell me! Is this the illegitimate child you secretly conceived for me?! Otherwise, why would he listen to you so much?!"
As he spoke, he pulled out another handful of silver needles and pointed them at me who was nailed to the wall, ready to give me a warm greeting at any time.
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From then on, I learned a lesson: Never show off in front of your loved ones... otherwise it will really kill you...TT
So, under such circumstances, I asked for leave from the village, and decided not to go to the village school until my dear learned how to take care of little Routuan. Qinqin also greeted the people in the village and said that he had something to do recently so he would stop seeing patients for a week.
It’s not possible for one person to take care of the little meatball, two people have to take turns, so I have to teach him how to kiss.
If we hand it over to the villagers, it would be difficult to compile the origin of the little meat ball. Would we say that he was picked up while flirting with a dear?
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Huh? That’s a good idea, huh? Honey, I'm just saying, that's all, haha~
After several days of hard work, my educational work has yielded fruitful results. My dear has gradually gone from being unfamiliar and afraid to becoming more and more skilled. His movements are so smooth that I feel a sense of accomplishment seeing it!
However, it also brought a byproduct, that is, ever since my dear learned how to take care of Little Meatball, he has been obsessed with it, putting Little Meatball first, and I was abandoned by him and put in second place...
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I haven’t had any kisses for a few weeks since the little meatball arrived… =-=
I'm drying up...
I want to moisturize...
I...
"My dear, the little meatball has fallen asleep, shall we take a rest too~?"
She looked at the little ball of flesh that was sleeping soundly and breathing tenderly, and nodded affectionately.
After lying down on the bed, I started to build up the atmosphere for the moisturizing exercise.
First, he gently placed his hand on his dear's slender waist, and then hugged his dear in his arms.
My dear rubbed her body in my arms, found a comfortable position, and lay there quietly.
The hand on his waist stroked gently, slowly and softly, without a trace of eroticism, purely to relax the tired kisser who had been tired recently.
My dear sighed slightly, and nestled comfortably in my arms. Her breath brushed the crook of my neck, which felt very itchy.
As I rubbed her, I felt a pang of heartache when I saw her tired face. I whispered to her little earlobe:
"My dear, you have been working so hard lately. I feel so bad for you!"
He reached out and stroked the hair on his dear's forehead, then pulled his dear into his arms.
"My dear, we have been busy taking care of the little meatball for a while now, and we haven't had much time to spend together. I miss you so much! Don't you miss me? I see that you have been so busy taking care of the little meatball that you have become haggard. I feel so bad for you! You should take good care of yourself, okay?"
My dear didn't say anything, but hugged me tightly, buried her face in my arms, quietly.
I also hugged him and said nothing. The two of them were so quiet and silent, enjoying this rare time alone.
A feeling of sweetness and satisfaction rose up and filled between the two of us. It seems like we are the only ones left in heaven and earth, and it seems like we are the only ones left in the whole world.
At this moment, I have long forgotten my original purpose and fallen into this sweet world of two people.
Suddenly I feel that a world like this without TV, computers and rich nightlife is also quite good. Only in such a quiet and non-noisy place can we achieve spiritual communication faster. Free of distractions, true and sincere.
It’s really satisfying.
I gently rubbed my dear's soft hair and smelled the medicinal fragrance coming from her body; my dear also gently rubbed my clothes in my arms.
Rubbing against each other.
Then, sparks appeared from nowhere.
I don't know who started it, but when I noticed it, we were already kissing each other, hugging each other tightly and stickily.
A fiery atmosphere surrounded us, and we were eagerly seeking each other. It was as if there was something on the other person's body that could cool him down, and he was tearing at it, but the more he tore it, the more it ignited a deeper level of heat.
The small bed became our little world.
The neatly-made clothes became messy, and were finally torn apart by two passionate people, returning to their original state;
Her jet-black hair was spread out on the bed, twisting seductively as she danced, bringing a strange temptation; she was chasing the white body in front of her tightly and relentlessly.
"ah…!"
Finally, when he caught up with the two bright red buds on that fair body, he let out a sigh that sounded like a sigh and also like distress.
Gently biting the tempting red, his hands continuously ignited the fire on the tender skin, the person under him twisted impatiently, and intense gasps continued to leak out of his mouth. My dear's eyes, which are usually bright and calm, now seem unusually hot and moist, with a bit of expectation and a bit of resentment.
I couldn't help but lean forward and kiss those mesmerizing eyes, while my hands moved down along the soft curve of his waist.
The mouth moved from the eyelids to the lips; the hands also moved from the hips to the inner thighs. These are all very soft places.
But, not the softest.
Gently opened her slender legs and pressed them tightly against her chest and abdomen, revealing her softest and most mysterious place. Qinqin closed her eyes shyly, turned her head and pinched a corner of the pillow with both hands.
Leaning over, he whispered:
"you're so beautiful!"
My dear responded to me with a sigh again.
The shy person in front of him instantly ignited the already burning fire in his body even more fiercely. He endured the surging desire in his lower abdomen, licked the small and bright red bud, took out the ointment under the pillow, and let a touch of coolness penetrate into the softest part.
"ah!"
The fingers penetrated deep into the space and groped along the shape of the inner wall, fully applying the ointment that brought us happiness to all parts of the body. The person under him immediately stiffened and began breathing rapidly, his hands desperately tugged at the sheets beneath him. Sighs never ceased to ring out in this space. They kept exchanging passionate kisses, and their fingers were constantly groping around in that small space. Their breathing became more and more rapid, urgent desire filled their whole bodies, and their bodies twisted and roared violently.
“…Hurry…” The dear couldn’t help but shed tears, sobbing and begging.
Looking at the proud person in front of him pleading with lust, a surge of heat instantly rushed down to his body.
I can't stand it anymore!
He pulled out his fingers, thrust his body forward, and finally entered that most enchanting and softest place amid his beloved's passionate screams.
The intense movements brought great pleasure from the place of connection, an indescribable feeling that made people deeply intoxicated.
Pain and pleasure appeared on his face alternately. He shook his head violently. His black hair was scattered on his body, bringing a great visual impact. His white body swayed with the primitive rhythm, and the whole bed swayed with this rhythm. Countless moans leaked out from his rosy lips with each rhythm.
I'm crazy about kisses like this!
Seeing my usually calm friend showing such a crazy look, I quickened my pace and greater pleasure hit both of us! At this moment, we have forgotten everything around us, including the baby sleeping next to us, and can only struggle and sink in this primitive desire.
They are both crazy about each other.
My kiss bit my shoulder in intense pleasure, but it brought me not pain but pleasure! This makes me ram harder, causing my sweetheart to moan and sob louder.
When the last and most intense wave of pleasure came, we hugged and kissed each other.
I lay quietly on my dear in the state of intercourse, and my dear also hugged me gently, with her slender fingers running through my hair. The two were enjoying the tranquility after the passion.
"Zhe, if no one claims the baby, let us raise him and be his father, okay?"
"Um."
Lying on his chest, he looked lazily at the little ball of flesh that was still sleeping, and at the short, plump arms and legs, and suddenly he had an idea.
"Hey, honey, from now on, let the little meat ball call you mom and call me dad! Then we will give him a younger brother, so we have to work harder!" Then he reached out and touched honey's belly.
PIA!
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But what happened later was beyond our expectation. A few days later, a large group of people ran to our cabin, and then a pair of young men in gorgeous clothes walked out. One of them was very handsome and immediately started crying when he saw the little meat ball in our hands, and hugged the little meat ball tightly, while the other one kept comforting him, but his eyes were also red.
Later I found out that these two people were the biological father and dad of the little meat ball (well, it was only then that I realized that two men can also have babies...). Due to her prominent family background, Xiao Routuan was kidnapped and blackmailed by some bad people. After a series of processes, although the criminals were arrested, Xiao Routuan was lost somewhere in the chaos... (──||). So his two fathers hurriedly searched everywhere, but there was no news. They became discouraged after searching for their son in vain. The child's biological father, the one who gave birth to him, finally fell ill. In order to recuperate, they came to this secluded place. But when they heard from the villagers that they had picked up a baby, they came here to look for him with a glimmer of hope. They found that it was indeed the baby they had been thinking about day and night.
That’s basically the situation.
So, my dear and I became the saviors of their child. They thanked us profusely and wanted to give us a lot of jewels, but my dear coldly rejected them all. She said, I didn’t save your son for money, take it back! Otherwise I will turn against you!
Do I have a personality?
But I have a personality like that...so much money! ! I am just an ordinary person, how can I not be attracted by money?
Of course, this is just my little secret, but I dare not tell my dear... I am afraid of being beaten...
After repeated negotiations, the other party had no choice but to leave after saying "If you have any difficulties in the future, please feel free to find Li Luanyi, the Sixth City Lord of Southern Province"
Seeing the pair of little balls of flesh reluctant to leave, I pulled his shoulders and said:
"Dear, don't be sad. We will have bread, uh, buns, and soy milk!"
She glanced at me and turned into the house.
I opened the thing that the little meat ball's father had quietly stuffed into my hand before he left and took a look. It was a small jade box with a red fruit inside.
What's this? !
That Mi Xiaolizi (I don’t remember his name, I just remember his surname is Li) seems to be very well-off, so he shouldn’t be so stingy, right? Just a strange fruit? !
Just as I was looking around, my dear came to my side.
"What are you looking at?"
Uh, I was discovered...
Then he handed the thing in his hand to his dear. Unexpectedly, when his dear saw it, her face immediately turned red, she gritted her teeth and cursed: "Asshole!"
What? What is the situation?
10 months later "Oh my god!!! My son wet the bed again!!"
"You! Go wash the diapers!"
"Okay! But, but I still have to milk the goats!"
"Shut up! Go wash it! I'll do that!"
"clear!"
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The arrival of a certain little thing brought joy to me and my dear, but also brought chaos. |
