a film (adult novel adapted from anime)

The streets were deserted, as were the video rental stores. The boss Zhang Jinli leaned back and relaxed in a high-back chair behind the counter. Nearly two or three hours had passed, and not even a single kitten had come to the door.

Two years ago, Zhang Jinli was still a young clerk in a trading company. At a party, he heard Xiao Yang, the husband of his wife's classmate, talking about his video rental store with saliva flying and gestures: "... It's really profitable... Do you know... A pirated movie in the theater only costs 100 yuan... Copy 30 or 50 of them yourself... Rent a videotape for 30 or 50 yuan... It's really fucking lucrative..."

Talking about his proud achievements, Xiao Yang pretended to be mysterious and said with lustful eyes: "Especially the AV films... we don't have to worry about no one renting them... 80% of the store's turnover is earned from AV films..." Zhang Jinli was itching to hear about these lucrative things and he also wanted to get a piece of the pie in this industry.

Zhang Jinli used his savings of many years and excitedly invested in the video rental store business. Sure enough, business was booming right after it opened, and Zhang Jinli's hands were almost numb from collecting money, which made him feel that he was really shrewd.

Zhang Jinli was also quite ruthless. He bought ten VCRs at one time and let his wife take care of them at home. Whenever a new movie came in, he would copy dozens of them at a time. As long as he rented them out once, he would not only break even but also make a profit. Especially A-movies, which were in such great demand that Zhang Jinli even set up a small room at the back of the store to store A-movies and pirated films. In order to prevent surprise inspections, he installed an electronic lock with the switch under the counter, so that customers would not be allowed in unless they were regulars.

However, no matter how smart Zhang Jinli is, there are always unexpected mistakes. Perhaps he shouldn't have let his wife be in charge of copying.

Of course, there is no problem in copying other ordinary tapes; however, when watching the copying of AV or R films, there is a big problem. My wife always gets excited while watching. At first, I just changed my wet underwear frequently. Later, for convenience, I simply didn't wear underwear. If I wanted to sit down and monitor, I would put a towel under me. Anyway, I was alone at home and there was no one else around.

During that period, Zhang Jinli suddenly felt that his wife seemed to particularly like eating cold cucumbers and scrambled eggs with carrots... Because they had to eat them almost every one or two days, Zhang Jinli was fed up with it and even got angry several times because of it.

The only thing that made Zhang Jinli feel pretty good was that as long as he lay down on the bed every day, his wife's vagina would always be hot, like a steamed bun just out of the steamer, and would always rub against his thighs.

Zhang Jinli didn't need to caress or tease his wife at all. He could easily insert his erect penis straight into her vagina. His wife's almost daily demands made Zhang Jinli proudly believe that he was extremely strong and full of masculine attraction. He didn't even need to eat "Bird Head Brand" to have the power to make the opposite sex crazy about him.

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The air conditioner in the room was set at 21 degrees, but the dozen or so video cameras that were busy working were scorching hot. Lin Meimei's body felt the same way. She felt dry mouth and hot skin.

Meimei had just finished copying two Hong Kong-made Category III films, and then started copying this Japanese-made A-film. When more than a dozen machines were operating normally, Meimei let out a sigh and leaned back on a folding chair beside her. The soft pink silk nightgown clung to her body, bringing out the exquisite curves that she was so proud of; the buttons were not fully buttoned, revealing an alluring V-shape from her snow-white neck to her belly.

"Huh!" "Meimei looked at the monitor in surprise and thought, "There are advertisements on videotapes! …This is the first time I’ve seen it…』

"...I'm so lonely...I need you...please listen to me..." A seductive female voice came out of the monitor's loudspeaker: "...Do you want to know me better...Please dial 0204..."

Meimei couldn't help but laugh at her, thinking: "...men are so boring...just listening to her moaning and groaning...and in the end he still has to solve it himself...I can neither see nor touch...what's the fun..." Thinking of this, Meimei suddenly had an idea: "...I can neither see nor touch...I can neither see nor touch..." She muttered to herself.

Meimei's mouth curled up slightly, revealing a cunning look. She reached out for the phone and dialed a number casually. After a few beeps, a strange man's voice came from the other end of the line: "Hello!"

Meimei pinched her nose and said in a soft, weak, sexy voice: "...um...are you alone?"

"Who are you looking for?" The voice seemed to be a little trembling.

"I'm looking for you!...Ah..." Meimei began to rub her breasts.

"Excuse me, who are you? What do you want from me?"

"... Um... I'm... uh... touching my... breasts... Um... It feels so good..." Meimei moaned in pleasure while teasing, "I'm pinching... so well... ah ah... so hard... It feels so good... Um..."

"..." All I could hear was the sound of someone swallowing saliva and increasingly heavy breathing from the other end of the phone.

"Well... now... I want to... touch my... my pussy... well... it's so wet... oh..." Meimei said the obscene words that she could not normally say. She was surprised that when she said these words, she did not feel ashamed. Instead, she felt more passionate and comfortable, as if these obscene words gave her a little vent to the lust running through her body.

Suddenly, a female voice came from the other end of the line: "...Ayuan, who is calling..." Then, with a voice full of reluctance and panic, "...No...Wrong number...'Click!'" The phone was disconnected!

"Beep~~~~~" Meimei smiled triumphantly... the microphone gradually moved closer to her crotch...

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"Boss!" Hong Lina said to Zhang Jinli as she closed her parasol, "Do you have any new movies?"

"Oh, Miss Hong! Yes, yes..." Zhang Jinli quickly stood up, smiling all over his face, and said "yes" several times. Zhang Jinli was suddenly so excited not because there was a guest, but because the guest was Hong Lina.

Hong Lina is an old customer and a big customer of the store. As far as Zhang Jinli knows, Hong Lina was married, but her husband passed away two years ago. It is said that he left her a considerable inheritance. She is currently single and lives alone. According to the registration information she left behind, the area where she lives is a high-end residential area. A single rich woman, whether she is married or not, is always shrouded in an ambiguous sense of mystery, which makes people curious and triggers endless reveries.

However, what made Zhang Jinli even more curious and puzzled was that Hong Lina loved to watch adult films. She had rented almost all the adult films, R films or Category III films in the store, and even discussed her "experience" of watching films with Zhang Jinli without blushing or breathing heavily. She said: "The acting in Category III films is so fake! You can tell at a glance that the important parts don't touch... and Japanese R films use spray or mosaics, and the heroines scream too exaggeratedly... The best adult films have a plot... It's just two people doing it from the beginning, with a lot of close-up shots, it's disgusting..."

If a male customer discussed porn with Zhang Jinli, he would continue talking along the customer's topic; however, when Hong Lina talked about the same topic, Zhang Jinli seemed a little embarrassed and just said "Hmm!" oh oh! 'He responded without comment. Moreover, Zhang Jinli's mind was always restless and he was thinking rapidly. He was trying to interpret the intention of Hong Lina's words. Was she an open-minded person who talked about everything? Are you numb to gender relations and have nothing to hide? Or is it because he is lonely and taking the opportunity to tease? …

Although Zhang Jinli is not a good man or Liu Xiahui, he is not the kind of person who forgets himself when he sees a beautiful woman. His style has always been: "I, Zhang Jinli, will not do anything that I am not sure of! 'Therefore, Zhang Jinli would not act rashly before he was sure of Hong Lina's thoughts and intentions. However, Hong Lina was like a cunning fox teasing the hunter, sometimes close, sometimes far away, sometimes hot and sometimes cold, making Zhang Jinli feel confused and angry.

Therefore, every time Hong Lina came to the store to rent a movie, Zhang Jinli would immediately become excited, and then try to test her attitude by using some explicit topics or pretending to make unintentional physical contact. Of course, Zhang Jinli will not give up this great opportunity now.

Zhang Jinli took out three videotapes from under the counter, showed them the titles, and said, "I saved these three tapes for you. This one, 'Wrong Love,' is a Japanese incest film about brother and sister, and this one, 'Pink Alien,' is a Danish pornographic version of Star Wars..." Zhang Jinli introduced the contents of the films one by one, and finally said, "Not only does it have a plot, but the plot is also quite attractive!"

"Thank you!" Hong Lina said with a smile, "Have you seen them all?"

Zhang Jinli said almost smugly: "I have watched every movie in my life. After watching a movie, I know how the plot will develop after watching the beginning. Who knows, I may become a director one day!"

As Zhang Jinli spoke, he put the videotape into a bag and handed it to Hong Lina, touching her hand. Hong Lina didn't know whether she felt nothing or didn't care. She didn't withdraw her hand or refuse. She just looked at the videotape in her hand and said pointedly, "You've seen so many videos, aren't you afraid that you won't feel anything?"

Zhang Jinli was suddenly shocked. He really felt something... He felt that Hong Lina was teasing him. Zhang Jinli seemed to be about to collapse from lust. He desperately grabbed Hong Lina's hand and pretended to be calm and said, "No, this kind of movie always makes people excited every time they watch it..." Zhang Jinli looked up at Hong Lina, trying to tease her further, and said cunningly, "Tell me, can you watch these movies "quietly"? "

Hong Lina kept her usual smile, pulled back Zhang Jinli's hand, and left with an intriguing sentence: "What do you think?"

Zhang Jinli sat down slowly like a defeated rooster, thinking: "...How can I make her willingly do it with me once... Once is enough... I am willing to die... If this continues, I will go crazy..."

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A few hours passed, and Zhang Jinli was busy for a while as customers came to return films in the evening. It was almost eight o'clock before he breathed a sigh of relief, sat down and looked at the empty store. Naturally, he thought of Hong Lina again.

Suddenly, the phone rang, almost scaring the absent-minded Zhang Jinli. Zhang Jinli picked up the phone reluctantly and said weakly, "Hello, No. 1!" He habitually gave the name of the store.

"...Um...I want...you to touch me...ah, hurry up...oh...I can't stand it...anymore...touch me...umm..." A sexy, seductive and obscene voice came from the phone.

Zhang Jinli was so shocked that he almost dropped the microphone. Only one name came to his mind: "Hong Lina! ? "Zhang Jinli didn't say anything, but listened carefully, trying to confirm who she was from the voice on the phone.

"…It's all your fault…Letting me watch…this kind of film…ah…I'm wet…" A coquettish voice came from the phone: "…I watched it…my underwear is soaked…I have to take it off…I want you to compensate me…"

Zhang Jinli couldn't help but press hard on his swollen crotch. The tense emotion made him not know how to answer, and he actually asked a ridiculous question: "Who are you...where are you...what are you going to do..." Zhang Jinli also felt that he had suddenly lost all his smartness. He was so clumsy that he kept adjusting the question, and was annoyed that he was so impatient.

“…You are asking even though you already know the answer…” The tender voice was full of teasing and mockery: “…hurry up…put your…that big cock…inside…oh oh…I want…I want…I want your cock…”

Zhang Jinli was indeed very patient. He took a deep breath and thought to himself, "If I don't trap her well, she might hang up the phone at any time, and then I would lose this great opportunity in vain..." He followed her words and said soothingly, "Okay, I can do whatever you want! But you have to tell me what you are doing first?" Zhang Jinli's words were really a good move. He tried to add fuel to the fire and make her unable to stop.

"...I'm watching porn..." She really took Zhang Jinli's bait: "...seeing them...it's so comfortable...I want it too...um...it's so itchy inside me...I can't reach it..."

Zhang Jinli was sure that she was Hong Lina. It must be the three porn movies he watched in the afternoon and the teasing words he said to her that took effect. Zhang Jinli began to feel that he was getting into the mood, and said steadily, "Did you touch your breasts? Tell me, how did you touch them?"

"... um... you are so bad... I want you to touch me..." The tender voice on the phone seemed to be trying to take the initiative: "... Now your... that cock... is... so big... so big... do you... miss me... or do you want to... fuck me..."

Zhang Jinli really couldn't hold back his excitement any longer, and hurriedly said, "Now? Okay, I'll come right away!"

“…Well…that’s good…hurry up…don’t make me…wait too long…” The phone was hung up amid the sound of moans from porn movies.

Zhang Jinli hung up the phone in a hurry, checked the computer immediately, confirmed the address column in Hong Lina's registration information, then quickly packed up and closed the shop early. Zhang Jinli got on his motorcycle and headed straight for Hong Lina's house, thinking to himself: "Strike while the iron is hot. This woman's heart is really unpredictable. If I don't hurry up and let her have time to regret, then it will be a waste of time..."

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Looking at the residential community with strict gate control, Zhang Jinli couldn't help but hesitate. He was worried that if the guards informed her, Hong Lina might suddenly change her mind and back out! The closer he got to the guardhouse, the more nervous he became.

"Hey! Boss Zhang, who are you looking for so late?" A greeting came from the guard room.

Zhang Jinli felt relieved when he saw that the guard was Lao Ye, who was also a member of the store. However, Zhang Jinli was too embarrassed to say that he wanted to look for Hong Lina to avoid any unnecessary trouble. He suddenly had an idea and took out two videotapes from the trunk of his motorcycle. They were new movies that had just arrived that day and he was planning to take them home to copy, but now they had become props for him to lie.

Zhang Jinli raised the videotape in his hand and said, "Ms. Hong from the eighth floor of Building C asked me to send her a new movie, so I specially delivered it to her!"

Old Ye said with a smile: "Wow! Your service is really thoughtful, no wonder your business is so good!" He spread out the visitor registration book and handed over a pen respectfully: "I know you have no problem, but you have to respond politely, otherwise I will be embarrassed to explain!"

Zhang Jinli knew the rules. At least Old Ye didn't make things difficult for him by withholding his ID or anything like that. So he gladly took the pen, signed his name, and casually said, "Thank you!" Then he walked in the direction Old Ye pointed - Building C!

In the elevator, Zhang Jinli began to think about what he was going to do to her. He had to make her completely obedient, just like being trapped in the stock market. The elevator door opened on the eighth floor. Zhang Jinli stepped out of the elevator, adjusted his swollen cock, walked towards the carved wooden door, and pressed the doorbell.

Hong Lina half opened the door, showing a look of surprise and suspicion: "Mr. Zhang, it's you! What's the matter?" She naturally grabbed the open front of her clothes. However, the sound coming from the TV: "Ahhh...hmm..." made her face turn red with embarrassment.

When Zhang Jinli saw that Hong Lina seemed to be hesitating whether to let him in, he immediately felt that he could not miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so he pushed the door open rudely, causing Hong Lina to be pushed back two or three steps. Zhang Jinli quickly hugged Hong Lina and immediately gave her a passionate and crazy kiss. Zhang Jin moved quickly and closed the door without looking back. In his eyes, there was only Hong Lina, whose graceful body could not be concealed even by her loose nightgown.

"...Ah...What are you doing...Hmm..." Hong Lina was frightened by Zhang Jinli's sudden action. She opened her mouth to scream, but her mouth was immediately sealed, and a wet, soft tongue slipped into her mouth like a snake. Hong Lina struggled hard, but Zhang Jinli held her tightly, making it impossible for her to break free. Zhang Jinli cursed secretly in his heart: "What a hypocrite! You were the one who seduced me first! 』

The frightened Hong Lina took advantage of Zhang Jinli moving his lips and biting her earlobe, and she opened her mouth alertly to shout for help; however, the stimulation of her earlobe made her open her mouth but could not utter the word "help", but "Ahhh~", because what came into her mind from the earlobe was the kind of pleasure that seemed to have been tasted before but had been dormant for a long time. An unbearable tingling feeling spread throughout her body, causing Hong Lina to gasp for breath and shiver again and again.

Hong Lina's rejection and self-defense mentality completely collapsed when Zhang Jinli's hand touched her plump breasts! Her reason told her to persevere; but her aroused desires tempted her to hate morality. Because her physical reaction was clearly expressing her desire. Her body was getting hot, her breasts were hardening, and her vagina was making a "gurgling" sound. 'Sound...

“…Ah…Don’t…do this…Um…Don’t…It’s so itchy…Mr. Zhang…Ah…” Hong Lina was still twisting her body; her hands were pressing on Zhang Jinli’s chest, pushing and stroking, as if she was making a weak resistance: “…You can’t…ah…You can’t…ah do this…”

How could these groans of rejection make Zhang Jinli give up? ! This would only further arouse his lust. Zhang Jinli pulled Hong Lina's pajamas apart to the shoulders, letting it slide down naturally; at the same time, he rubbed her shoulders and neck with his hot lips. As the soft pajamas slowly slid off, Hong Lina's snow-white breasts, proud breasts, smooth belly, slender and plump thighs... were revealed one by one.

Hong Lina was left with only a pair of panties that were so small that they couldn't be any smaller, which made a sharp contrast against the snow-white skin. A high-end black item with lace and hollow patterns stretched the protruding vulva so tightly that it seemed as if it would "stand out" at any time; the pubic hair on both sides that could not be covered was curled up in a mess, looking like the silk edge of a pair of panties.

At this time, Zhang Jinli moved his lips down, buried his face in the cleavage, and breathed in the alluring scent of milk. Zhang Jinli seemed to have seen that Hong Lina was a frozen volcano. As long as the deadlock was broken, a new realm of hope would emerge. The delicate body that gradually became weak and powerless in his arms confirmed Zhang Jinli's guess and made him feel that he could now do whatever he wanted.

The long-lost sexual pleasure gradually emerged one by one. Hong Lina closed her eyes, looking intoxicated, enjoying the joy of reliving the old dream. Hong Lina's body continued to tremble in the heat, and her moans gradually drowned out the "hmm ah ah" sounds from the TV. A long-hidden desire was dug out by all these crazy actions and exposed to the sun; all her reserve and persistence suddenly dissipated like the spring sun melting snow, making the incident that had happened so abrupt become so natural.

"...Ah...No...It's so itchy...Hmm..." The short stubble on Zhang Jinli's face stimulated her tender skin, causing Hong Lina to moan intermittently while shivering. However, although Hong Lina shouted, "...It's so itchy...Don't...", her body felt extremely comfortable being rubbed, and her hands were still tightly clasping the back of Zhang Jinli's head, making the contact tighter and closer.

When Zhang Jinli's lips clamped the hard nipple, Hong Lina felt dizzy and collapsed weakly on the sofa. For a moment, Hong Lina's desire seemed to have reached its peak. She pulled Zhang Jinli's clothes almost roughly, and moaned like a slut who had been abstinent for many days, "... Well... so comfortable... ah... so... well... well..." At the same time, she freed one hand and explored the penis between Zhang Jinli's legs through his pants.

Zhang Jinli quickly took off his shirt and thought to himself: "This is what you look like on the phone." He knelt beside the sofa and pulled off Hong Lina's panties. He lowered his head and licked her thighs, slowly moving towards her private parts with sparse pubic hair. At the same time, he unbuttoned his pants to expose his swollen and almost numb penis.

Hong Lina naturally spread her legs and thrust her lower body forward to cooperate with Zhang Jinli's kissing and licking. She felt as if time had gone back to two years ago, when she and her husband were enjoying the moment. Zhang Jinli's tongue flexibly fiddled with the clitoris in the slit of the labia; at the same time, he inserted his middle finger into the vagina, which was wet with the slippery vaginal fluid, allowing his exploration to proceed unhindered and filling his mouth with sour juice.

Zhang Jinli felt that his fingers were tightly wrapped in the moist and narrow cave. As Hong Lina's body twisted, the vaginal walls also moved, making his fingers seem as if they were being chewed and sucked. All that could be heard was Hong Lina's long moan: "...Oh...deeper...ah...ah...so...ah...so comfortable...husband...hmm...deeper...husband..." In her hallucination, Hong Lina was playing with her husband.

Zhang Jinli adjusted his posture, leaned over Hong Lina, moved close to her lower body, pressed his glans against her vaginal opening, rotated his hips, and slowly lowered his waist. As if decomposing a movement, the glans slowly separated the labia and squeezed into the hole; the foreskin was turned outward and the penis disappeared inch by inch.

Hong Lina seemed to be in both pain and satisfaction, moaning "Hmm~Hmm~", and gradually felt the pleasure of her pussy being filled. She floated and swayed her hips, letting the cock in her cunt stimulate every corner of her vaginal wall, and feeling the difference between a real cock and a fake penis.

"...ah...harder...ah...so...comfortable...mm...it's been a long time...ah...I haven't tasted anything so good...mm...ah..." Hong Lina's whole body moved, sometimes arching her body, sometimes trembling; her soft snake waist pushed and tossed her hips: "...comfortable...ah...very...it's reached...ah...it's reached the bottom...ah..." Hong Lina kept panting, and her moans became more and more lewd and louder and louder.

Although Zhang Jinli was pressing on Hong Lina, Hong Lina's body reacted violently and she became the one actively swallowing his cock. Zhang Jinli's body was lifted up, and he was amazed at how a woman's body could perform strenuous movements so smoothly. He didn't have to spend much energy to thrust his hips and thrust his penis, and he could enjoy greater sexual pleasure.

Zhang Jinli felt that although Hong Lina's vagina was narrow, it was lubricated by a large amount of vaginal fluid, so that his penis was tightly wrapped and could slide smoothly. In addition, Hong Lina's almost greedy demands, and her continuous and unremitting twisting made him reach the climax quickly. An unbearable tingling and sour stimulation was transmitted to the penis and the base of the penis. Although Zhang Jinli was extremely reluctant to ejaculate, he had no choice.

Zhang Jinli propped up his upper body with his hands, concentrated all his strength on the penis, straightened his waist hard, and made the final sprint to send the penis into the deepest part of the vagina. Zhang Jinli panted rapidly: "...Ah ah...I'm coming...I'm coming...I'll give it all to you...Ah ah..."

Hong Lina clearly felt that the penis in her vagina was rapidly expanding, causing her feeling of comfort to expand as well. Hong Lina raised her legs high and wrapped them around Zhang Jinli's waist and hips; her hands also tightly embraced his upper body, making their bodies so close together that no air or water could get through.

Immediately, streams of rich, hot semen rushed from the glans into the depths of the vagina like jets of water, and unexpectedly met the hot tide rolling out of the uterus. The result of the collision between them formed a wave-like surge, stirring up the supreme pleasure of sexual intercourse. "...Ah...Umm...Ah..." The two people's shouts came one after another and intertwined.

Zhang Jinli's body slowly relaxed after a stiff twitch; Hong Lina also trembled violently, and couldn't help but dig her nails into the skin on Zhang Jinli's back, leaving a series of slightly bleeding scratches and several crescent-shaped marks.

"...Sha...Sha..." The TV screen was just dark. The show ended at some point. A harsh noise came from the speakers, gradually covering up their moans and breathing. However, they didn't seem to have the energy to turn it off...

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It is true that "when good things happen, one feels refreshed!" "Zhang Jinli twirled the key ring with his index finger, humming a cheerful tune and walking in the stairwell of his apartment with skipping steps. He recalled Hong Lina's coy words before she left, "...you have to watch porn with me in the future...I will throw away those fake things tomorrow...no matter how real they are, they can't compare to you..." ... and the ambiguous, suggestive smile that the guard Lao Ye gave him...

Before opening the door, Zhang Jinli suddenly worried whether he was able to deal with his wife's nagging.

"Eh!" Zhang Jinli looked at the dark living room and suddenly felt something was wrong. Usually the living room was always lit and his wife was always sitting on the sofa waiting for him, but now...

"Who!" Zhang Jinli suddenly heard heavy breathing in the dark. He quickly turned on the light and saw his wife sitting on the sofa trying her luck!

"What's the matter?" Zhang Jinli walked closer and sat next to his wife.

"Hmph!" The wife pouted: "Didn't you say you would be back soon? Why did you make me wait for nearly three hours? It only took you thirty minutes to get home from the store! And I called to urge you, but no one answered the phone. Tell me, where have you been?..." A series of questions, like a machine gun. My wife spoke with both grievance and anger.

Zhang Jinli was confused at first, but when he slowly figured out the situation, he suddenly realized why his wife was angry, but then a chill ran up from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. From his wife's questioning, Zhang Jinli realized that the erotic phone call was actually from his wife, not Hong Lina.

Zhang Jinli suddenly had an idea and quickly followed his wife's words, "Yes! I was going to go home right away, but suddenly a customer called and said that his VCR was broken and the tape was stuck, so he asked me to help him fix it, so I was delayed!"

"Really?" My wife's tone was relieved.

"Yes!" Zhang Jinli began to tremble and sweat.

Zhang Jinli recalled that he had found Hong Lina by accident. If she had shouted, "Help!" at that time, he might not be able to come back now. Zhang Jinli couldn't help but murmur to his wife, "Don't make such jokes again! It will kill people!"

Zhang Jinli said in his heart: "But it's quite fun..."