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1. Black light sex:
2. Beat the petroleum lubricants:
Many lubricants sold on the market are by-products of petroleum refining. Relevant people suggest that cream, jelly, etc. can be used as substitutes. First, it is environmentally friendly, second, it adds interest, and third, it satisfies appetite.
3. No oysters:
There are many foods that are said to have aphrodisiac effects, and oysters are one of the most famous ones. Raw oysters with lemon juice and grilled oysters with cheese are both the "Viagra" in men's diet. But eating less oysters is actually protecting the ocean.
4. The legendary mandarin duck bath:
Even Martians know that Earth's water resources are limited. But in the hot summer, going to bed after taking a shower has become part of the lovemaking routine. You wash, she washes too, and every hair is washed to be black, shiny and attractive. The waste of water resources has made environmentalists feel sad, so they call on you to take a bath together for the sake of the earth. If you can grasp the opportunity and take a double bath in the rain, you will also receive a little red flower as a "Water-loving Model" awarded by the Earth Neighborhood Committee.
5. Roses should stay on the branches:
A rose is a rose. Please don't make your bed with it, and don't use it to line your bathtub. Take a peaceful bath together. If you don’t respect the life of plants, you are not being environmentally friendly. If you really want it, plant one.
6. No rejection, no promise:
Even environmentalists would agree that only a fool would reject the idea of getting intimate with a woman. But please don't let her make you dizzy in bed, learn from 007, who always stays awake? Just don't rashly promise a woman a diamond or a mink coat while having sex, and don't let a woman's material desires abandon you to an environmental warrior.
7. The fate of condoms:
Is your trash can full of condoms? Remember, some condoms are biodegradable and some are not. Try to use them as many times as possible, maybe you can wash them, dry them and use them again.
8. Towels instead of paper towels:
Tissues are the biggest victims after every sexual encounter. They are used without principles. Just think about it, some trees are destined to clean up the mess after sex. Please use a towel, put one next to your bed and create a new post-mortem habit.
9. Sexual fantasies and 69:
Sexual fantasy is a truly smokeless industry, with no contact of sexual organs and no waste of any energy. If this alone is not enough to satisfy you, then the 69 position is the most environmentally friendly sex position, which does not require condoms or towels for post-coital sex.
10. Best cosmetics:
Men can finally have a say on cosmetics! Semen is a high-protein substance, and more and more people believe that it has cosmetic effects. The man's body is undoubtedly the most environmentally friendly cosmetics production base.
11. Sexy lingerie, OUT:
Generally speaking, two people in bed don't wear clothes. Replacing the loss of fabric with the friction of the skin is certainly an environmentally friendly move. But if you use sexy lingerie, this aspect will be compromised. So, let's meet naked.
12. A match made in heaven:
The invention of the bed wasted a lot of wood. And if you are too into it, you might even break the bed, just like what happened to Stephen Chow. This way, even more wood is wasted. Therefore, banning beds and promoting outdoor sports is also part of the environmental protection trend. However, the following points need to be noted: do not spray chemical pesticides when hunting in gardens or parks; encourage "upside-down" and "standing" positions, and do not press down wild flowers and plants.
13. Nonsense from car fans:
Some men like to have sex in the car and are fascinated by the shaking of the car when they climax. Later, they even drove out of town just to have sex. Don't listen to their nonsense. Cars are firmly despised by environmentalists. If you want to choose a car, then go back to bed.
14. Cold Weapon Era:
Men's attitude towards hair is fickle. They like women with long black hair, but they have a deep-rooted shaving habit on women's private parts. If you must do this, put down the electric shaver in your hand. Cold weapons are always environmentally friendly. Zhang Xiaoquan scissors are much better than Philips razors.
15. Inflatable dolls:
The current standard price for an inflatable doll abroad is US$795. Of course, this refers to excellent quality, with a feel close to real human skin, and all indicators are like a real beauty. The cost of custom-made dolls is about three thousand dollars. The key to the matter is not the price, but that it is not environmentally friendly. Think about it, how environmentally friendly can a doll made of VC glue be?
16. Cold Spring SPA:
It is said that having sex in a waterfall can give you an otherworldly pleasure. By analogy, you can also do a cold spring SPA at home. Simply put, two people take a cold bath together. Environmentally friendly and cool.
17. Noise pollution:
Making a woman scream loudly is your ability, but if you make her scream too loudly, it becomes a noise nuisance. Environmentalists do not advocate loud moaning sounds; moderate, sweet, non-noisy sounds are also environmentally friendly.
18. Double room with single bed:
A pillow, a quilt, and a narrow single bed. Since couples will never feel that the bed is too small, why not give it a try. This trick is applicable in winter and can save a lot of energy for the earth.
19. Super Telescope:
The ultimate goal of environmental protection is to reduce individuals' occupation of environmental resources, and reducing energy consumption is the source of environmental protection actions. Every time you make love, you consume a lot of calories. So, let's leave only one couple having sex in the world. The remaining 4.999999 billion people can hold a super telescope in their hands, peek at sex, and form a long dragon telescope team on the earth. |
