"The Migrant Workers and Bandits Humiliating Jia Jingwen" (21 chapters in full) PS: I checked and found that only one chapter has been posted on Siheyuan, but I have already finished this humble work. So, I'll make a collection here. If you like it, please leave a footprint. Thank you! "The Migrant Workers and Bandits Humiliating Jia Jingwen" PS: Let me first clarify that I am a judge of this YY competition. I have no right to post articles to participate in the competition, but this YY The celebrity competition was so tempting, and there were so many materials to choose from, so I couldn't resist the temptation. Let me also write a YY celebrity article. This article also borrows some plots and dialogues from "Crazy Racing Car", and its purpose is to please the audience. Wolf, you can satisfy your sexual addiction and laugh heartily, this is the theme of this article! Chapter 1: Thieves Big and Small A certain star-rated hotel in Shanghai is crowded with people and star-lit! A celebrity press conference will be held here to discuss the divorce case of Alyssa Chia, which is now a hot topic on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. "Ms. Jia Jingwen, hello, I am a reporter from XX Entertainment Weekly. I want to ask if you are sure you want to divorce your husband. Are you married? "A reporter asked. "Yes" "Then what do you think your chances of winning are?" "No comment for now. Well, you will know when the time comes." "Ms. Jia Jingwen, hello, I am a reporter from Hong Kong's XX Weekly Criminal. I would like to ask you, after you divorced your husband, How much assets can you divide? I remember that you have some properties in Shanghai. Do you have to share these equally with your husband? " "I don't have any property in Shanghai. I just rent a place here." "Hello, Ms. Jia Jingwen, I am a reporter from Hong Kong's XX newspaper. I would like to ask about the current popular Is that rumor true? " "Reporter, I want to ask you, what are the rumors you are referring to? Please explain clearly." Jia Jingwen said calmly. asked the reporter who asked the question just now. "It's the recent 4 million yuan dinner incident that has been making the rounds..." The reporter hadn't finished the rest of the sentence. As soon as she finished speaking, she was interrupted by the angry Alyssa Chia. "What did you say! What did you say! What about 4 million yuan for a meal? This is not true at all. It's pure filth. Contempt, this is slander! " "Ms. Jia, please don't move. I just..." The reporter hadn't finished speaking yet and was immediately Jia Jingwen interrupted: "Why am I excited? Why am I excited? This is obviously slanderous. There is no such thing. thing! I'm going to sue you! " Xiao Ye, the assistant sitting next to her, gently pushed her trembling waist and said softly, "Ms. Jia, Don’t be anxious, there are a lot of reporters watching. "At this time, her agent whispered in her ear: "Jing Wen, don't get excited. It seems like you are trying to cover up something. Be calm and don't let the villain take advantage of you. . "As soon as the agent finished speaking, Jia Jingwen was suddenly shocked: "Yes, why am I so impatient? Wait...Alyssa Chia, Alyssa Chia, look at yourself, what have you become now? A frightened bird? Other people's You are so excited that if others see you, they would think something has happened. I have to calm down...don't get excited. in a hurry……" After thinking for a while, Jia Jingwen looked at the panicked reporter with a calm expression and said, "Reporter Comrade, I was wrong just now and shouldn't have lost my temper. But if you heard such a slanderous rumor Wen, what is your mood and attitude? So, I would like to ask you to forgive my impulsiveness just now. Please bear with me. "Jia Jingwen's sincere, serious, and aggrieved expression made everyone present The reporters were all moved. Women are weak! All the journalists present were moved by their own grievances. Let him (her) They have already assumed that I am a victim, so that I can gain more sympathy and the lawsuit will be easier. If things go more smoothly, the money will be easier to divide. You see, my acting skills are still not outdated. Look, he attracted all the reporters present. Who is this? Whose ability is this? It’s me, Alyssa Chia! Alyssa Chia sighed wildly in her heart and said with great joy. "Please, journalist, check this out and see who is spreading these slanderous messages. . We reserve the right to appeal and do not rule out legal proceedings. Thank you. Everyone, do you have anything else to ask Jia Jing? Miss Wen, please hurry up, the press conference will end in fifteen minutes..." The agent also agreed. Said some official words. Then the agent whispered something in Jia Jingwen's ear, and Jia Jingwen nodded repeatedly. meaning. The place that was full of discussion just now suddenly became quiet, and the reporters were busy with the documents in their hands. Ask some questions about the information your newspaper needs. A small but very attractive press conference ended just like that. The biggest beneficiary of the conference was the leading actress, Jia Jingwen, who made every reporter present A trace of sympathy. For her, who is currently facing a lot of negative emotions, this is undoubtedly a life-saving opportunity. Like grass, the balance of the lawsuit seemed to tip towards Alyssa Chia. A hint of unnoticed sneer appeared in Jia Jingwen's indifferent face. It happened under makeup, as if the lawsuit was won, and no one could do anything to her except God! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * At the intersection of the hotel, there were two country bumpkins in old military uniforms, one about 42 years old, He wore an old-fashioned military jacket on his upper body, a pair of light blue coarse cloth pants on his lower body, and an old sun hat on his head. He was wearing a pair of dirty big-toed leather shoes, a cigarette without a filter hanging from his mouth, and his eyes half-closed. Look at the people walking on the road. Next to him was a man who was younger than him, probably in his 20s. On the right, also wearing an old military uniform and a pair of dusty, half-worn leather shoes, he stood beside a slightly older man. Behind the people, they were also looking towards the busy intersection. Their outfits made them look like a pair of dirty country bumpkins. In such a concrete jungle, no one No one would even look at them a few more times, and no one would even want to see such people, for fear that it would affect their mood. "Brother, what are we looking at here?" The younger man couldn't bear it anymore and rubbed his eyes. asked with his eyes. "You..." The older man rolled his eyes at the man behind him and thought: What kind of brain does this guy have? Didn’t Wu tell him clearly? He would rob any passers-by and then run away to take his wife home. Only three stood How many hours did it take for the sun to burn it out? How can you accomplish great things like this? After rolling his eyes at the man behind him, he continued Staring at pedestrians at the intersection. "Brother, tell me, why are you staring at me?" "There are a lot of people here, and we're on the road. If you rob someone, you can run away. No one can catch you... It's safe here." "Brother, you search for money and I arrest people, is that right?" "Yes! I've told you thirty times, haven't you remembered?" "No, I want to confirm it again to avoid making mistakes..." "You, really are..." "Brother, should I strangle him with my hands or stab him first?" "Stupid! Of course I strangled him. Don't use a knife. Murder is punishable by death." "What should I do if he shouts?" "Don't you know how to cover his mouth with one hand and strangle him with the other?" "Brother, what if he resists and strangles me?" "You... that's enough, just listen to me then..." "Brother, you'd better explain it now. If you make a mistake, it will be all over..." "You, I've told you several times, have you forgotten again?" "I didn't forget. I just wanted to confirm it again to avoid making mistakes in a hurry." "You, you will follow my instructions, understand?" "Yes, that's fine..." "Brother..." the young man started to speak but was interrupted by the older man. "Are you done yet?" She turned around and glared at the man behind her, looking at him violently. "No, brother, I want to say..." "What else do you want to say!?" "I mean, brother, do you know if these pedestrians have any money?" "You are the only one who is rich? This is a big city. I asked someone and they said this is the commercial center street. People who work here Of course they are all rich people. If we don’t rob them, would we rob the old ladies selling vegetables in the market? " "But there are too many people here. If they try to steal something, we might not be able to escape once they start shouting. Fall. " "This..." The older man was shocked: Yes, there are many people here, and there are many opportunities to aim. Plus, this is a commercial street with many rich people, but there are also many people here. When they shout, I Can't we escape? It's not worth it to go to jail without accomplishing anything! So what to do… … "Brother, why don't we go to the residential area? There are also rich people living there, and there are not so many people who come to live there. As long as we aim to rob a family, I believe no one will find out. Even if they do, we will be there long before they find out. Just ran away, right? " "Eh... why didn't you tell me earlier, stupid!" She turned around and scratched the man on the back of his head, staring at him. Looking at the man behind him and said. I thought to myself: This is a good idea, why didn’t I think of it? Is he smarter than me? bright? Impossible. If you were smart, you wouldn't hang out with me. Just a change of mind can prevent a criminal case from happening here! I don't know whether it is fortunate or not, anyway, a The war of voices is about to begin! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Outside a high-end residential area in Shanghai, two filthy country bumpkins in military uniforms were standing at the edge of the community. The broken pieces were not received. If you ask them if they are junk collectors, you can find out by careful observation that they are not. What kind of rag collectors are they? Because they always keep their eyes on the people coming in and out of the gate, with their four eyes closed. It's like looking through the pockets of people entering and leaving the house, trying to find out what's in their pockets, RMB? Or gold and silver Jewelry? I don’t know, maybe even they themselves don’t know. "Brother, do you have a goal?" "Still observing, still observing..." I heard the man behind me ask, in order to show my intelligence, You can only answer with this word. "Brother, you said that two days ago, and you're still saying that now?" "You, this is a strategy, do you understand? If you don't observe carefully, how do you know where to start?" "strategy?" "You don't understand. Xiaomin, you have to learn from me. Don't be impatient when doing things. Think carefully..." "But brother, we haven't eaten for three days. If this continues, we won't even have money for water." The young man called Xiaomin looked at the man called Brother with concern, hoping that he would have a good solution. "You're out of money so soon? Didn't you bring 300 yuan with you when you left?" "I've already finished eating. The money I have now is all from my part-time job..." "What? You still have a slush fund? When you marry my sister, you have to cancel this slush fund, understand?" "I know, brother. I really love your sister. From now on, I will give her all my money..." "Okay, stop talking and singing in front of me. Wait until you have money. If you don't have money, I won't give you money. My sister married you. " "I see. Even if you don't have money, you can't get my sister, right?" "You! Okay, stop talking. How much money do you have left?" "There are only eleven yuan left..." Xiaomin took out the only eleven yuan from his trouser pocket and placed it on the palm of his hand to show him. "Got it, put it away..." "So, brother, are we just going to drink water tonight?" "Hmph, let's drink some water. I'm thirsty from standing here anyway, so drinking water is good..." "Brother, you are thirsty, but I am not. I just bought some bread and purified water. You can drink some water..." Then he handed a bottle of water to the man called brother and started eating the bread. "You little brat... go back and see how I tell my sister to be on guard against you..." The man took the water and opened his mouth Of saying. "Brother... give it to me..." Hearing that he was going to have his own woman make him, Xiaomin immediately handed over a small Loaf of bread. "Well, go back and tell your sister that the man she found is not bad..." "Thank you, brother..." "Well, eat... Don't choke, eat carefully, the child is really hungry..." Looking at the child wolfing down the food I felt a little sad about my future brother-in-law: not only did I not have a good meal with him, but I also I was working as a migrant worker, and my foreman cheated me out of my year-end wages, which caused me to lose the money I was supposed to use to get my wife home next year. I had no money left, so I had no choice but to come up with the idea of making a living so that I could have enough money to go home for the New Year and get married. Damn the contractor, We can't even get enough bread now. If I find him, I'll kill him! "Well, brother, have you found the target?" He asked his future brother-in-law who was drinking water while chewing on bread. "I haven't reached my goal yet, but I'm one step closer to making a fortune..." "I haven't reached my goal yet, so how can getting rich bring me closer?" "You, you have been standing here for three days, and you haven't observed anything?" "What are you observing? There are so many people coming and going here, it's impossible to keep an eye on one person..." "You!" He scratched the back of his future brother-in-law's head, then pointed at the entrance to the community and said: "Did you see that?" "What? What's so good about the gate..." "Stupid! Apart from the gate..." "Security... and flowers and plants..." Before he could finish his words, he was hit on the back of the head again. "Why are you looking at the flowers?" "Well...besides the security guards, there are flowers and plants at the gate. Oh, and there are a few trees... Oh, well, It looks like the Kapok tree in my house... it looks like..." Before she could finish the rest of the sentence, she was frightened by the angry look of her future brother-in-law. Have to swallow it back. "I really want to slap you..." "Brother, what did I say wrong?" Xiao Min looked at his future brother-in-law and asked cautiously. "You, you're right. Sigh, I'm really worried about my sister's posterior..." "Brother, what do you mean? I won't bully Xiulian. I will love her well..." "Okay, whether you love her or not, I don't want to care. Why would my sister fall for someone like you..." "Brother, I don't like what you said. What do you mean by this kind of person? Am I stupid? Am I dumb? Look, I am not... Believe it or not, I will go over and flatter that security guard..." He rubbed his fists and said appearance. "Okay, I know you can do it! In the past three days, you have not seen anything except the flowers, grass, and trees. How come? " "What's the big deal? The gate doesn't change every day. What can you tell?" Xiao Min said with a look of helplessness. Gu Yang was wondering: What’s wrong with this door? Aren’t they all made of stone? Is it possible that it will deform? Can’t you do it? I always ask what's in the gate. It's just a gate. What else can I see? It's so difficult. Oh, by the way, some doors are made of mahogany. Does he want me to answer that they are made of wood? But it doesn't look like that. The gate seems to be made of stone. Oh, he couldn't guess it and wanted me to guess first. Haha. Okay, let him see my eyesight and stop calling me stupid. Thinking of this, Li Xiaomin was very happy. He could finally I let out a sigh of relief in front of my future brother-in-law. "Brother, that door is made of wood..." Before he could finish his words, he was given a cold look by his future brother-in-law. I swallowed the words hard. "You are a pig-brained person! ... You didn't observe anything for three days, but you observed what the gate was made of? You didn't even think about it. I wonder what we are here for this time…” This prospective brother-in-law is really hopeless for this prospective brother-in-law who is so stupid. I really want to beat him up, but now is a critical moment, the team is not strong to begin with, and now we can only Harmony brings wealth, so these dry anger can only be swallowed down the throat and rot in the stomach. "We...we came here to pick someone and do something with him so we can go home and get a wife..." "Then why were you only observing the gate and the tree? Didn't you notice the changes in the security guards?" “That’s not the case…” "What?" The future brother-in-law shouted and scared Xiaomin. "That's it... that's it... two shifts..." Seeing that her future brother-in-law was about to shave her head again, she hurriedly I said it unconsciously. "Well, your three days of hard work have not been in vain..." "This..." Xiao Min didn't know whether he was happy or sad. He just said it in a hurry. I am either smart or lucky. "Did you see that? The security guards at this gate work in two shifts a day, and there's one minute of no one on duty. We will enter from here when the shift is handed over, and then look for the right owner to make a fortune. " "Oh... so that's how it is. I thought there was something behind the gate." Xiao Min muttered to himself. Language said. "What did you say?" He seemed to hear a voice behind him. My future brother-in-law has very sharp ears. "No, nothing..." "Then do you know when they will hand over their shifts?" asked my future brother-in-law, still staring at the security room at the gate. "I... I don't know..." At the critical moment, you can't lie. Xiaomin knows his own weight. "I knew you didn't observe carefully. Learn from it in the future..." In order to show his respect as the brother-in-law, You must have a set of wit and talent, otherwise why would you only be someone else's brother-in-law? In order to show your own advantages, the prospective brother-in-law He began to preach to his future brother-in-law: "In the future, you must keep your eyes open, your ears alert, and your nose... Oh, no, you also need to observe the changes around you so that you can grasp and control the unknown variables at the first time. remember Wait, I am the commander-in-chief of this operation. You must obey the leadership's arrangements unconditionally, do you understand? You want to marry my sister, You have to listen to me. Otherwise, no one would marry a pauper like you if you don’t have money, do you understand? "Double responsibility, ordinary people only You should obey as much as you can, after all, you are going to marry her sister. "Got it, bro..." "I have to say it, Chief!!" "Yes! Commander!" "Okay, let's take action tonight, code name: Get Rich!" "Brother, this reading of "Fa Cai" is a bit..." "What? Whatever the commander says is what it is. Do you want to be punished by military law?" I really feel hateful but helpless at the same time. I can only finish this job and then go my separate ways. "Yes!" Xiaomin felt indescribable fear towards this future brother-in-law, maybe because he was her brother-in-law. , and also, his IQ is indeed higher than mine, which is a reason I have to admit. |
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