Dinosaur and my girlfriend Xiaoyun one night stand Author: Unknown What I want to tell you today is my own personal experience. I'm sure you've all guessed that this story must be related to dinosaurs. Yes, the reason why I wrote this story is to tell you that you can't mess with dinosaur girls. Sometimes you may be so lonely that you may do anything you want, but I'm here to advise you to think twice before you act, because once you make friends with a dinosaur girl, you can't run away. They will usually chase you to the ends of the earth until they drain you dry, and even destroy your family and the people around you. What do you think? Do you think I'm being serious? Because I have had a tragic experience myself, so I really don't want to see other people get hurt. Since this is the beginning of the story, I will tell you about my relationship with the dinosaur girl. I still remember when I was a freshman in college, that was the darkest time in my life. Why? Because my father's business failed, and our family was in a gloomy situation. We even had difficulty paying tuition. But this was not the main reason. The main reason was that I was wholeheartedly pursuing a girl in my department at that time. I spent a lot of money on gifts and asked my classmates to speak well of me. As a result, on the day of confession, I was ridiculed by the girl. She told me that there were a lot of boys chasing her and asked me to look in the mirror before lining up. Wow, I was really a bus girl! Now that I think about it, it’s nothing. But I was really sad at the time, so I went to a pub to drink alone. Unexpectedly, I had a romantic encounter!! Actually, it can’t be called a romantic encounter! Because the person I met wasn’t a beauty. In the pub, I met a woman named Nancy. She was sitting at the bar drinking alone like me, so we started chatting. Unexpectedly, we ended up chatting about sex! Maybe it was because the lights in the pub were very dim at the time. Haha, I finally understand why pubs don’t like to turn on too many lights, which can save electricity and create more one-night stands!!! In addition, I drank a lot of alcohol at the time and suffered a serious emotional injury. In this situation, of course, a sow is as beautiful as Diao Chan!! We went to her house that day. As soon as we entered the house, she pushed me onto the bed. I don’t remember what happened next very clearly. I only knew that I used her as an object of venting my anger. As a result, when I woke up the next day, I was shocked. Could she be the one I had sex with yesterday? I pulled up the quilt and looked at her naked body. I used to think that she was a little fatter than ordinary girls, but now that I am sober, I find that she is not just a little fatter, but a lot fatter!!! The fat on her belly is squeezed together, and it feels like a swimming ring. Her thighs and arms are also very thick. When I saw this, I sobered up and realized that I had sex with a fat girl! I observed her face again, wow! Her face was also swollen, and it turned out that she was a mother-like girl, and looked at least 45 years old!! Oh my god, this is what they call a single misstep leads to eternal regret. I never thought that my virginity would be taken away by such an old lady!! I observed her carefully, her breasts were of a good size, probably a B cup, but due to the years, they had sagged severely and had no elasticity. What disgusted me the most was that her nipples were very large and dark in color, probably because of her age and sexual experience. I looked at her pussy, the color was also very dark, and it felt loose. Her skin was also a bit dark, with pits and holes, not smooth. Only then did I realize that my virginity was ruined just like that!!!! The first thing that came to my mind at that time was to run away. Unexpectedly, she was quicker than me, and she hugged me before I could even get out of bed, telling me how wonderful the sex was last night. She said that she was abandoned by her husband ten years ago, and she also told me that she liked me very much and was willing to be with me forever, so she offered her beautiful body to me last night. Wow, what a beautiful body! Did I hear it wrongly? She also told me that although she was more than 20 years older than me, she didn't care about other people's opinions, she believed that true love was priceless, and then she asked for my phone number and home address. Wow! This kind of person should be regarded as a highly aggressive dinosaur. Once involved, it will bite immediately and not let go. How could such a smart person be so stupid as to force herself into a desperate situation? So I made up a phone number and address at random, quickly put on my clothes, told her that I had to go to class, and then slipped away. She also told me her Chinese name is Meihuan. Ah, it reminds me of Meihuan in Chibi Maruko-chan. Ah, I don't know if I will be impotent from now on. Of course, I was smart and got away with it in the end. I never went to that pub again, nor did I dare to hang around near her house, and I didn't dare to mention this incident to any of my classmates or friends, so as not to become a laughing stock. However, the interesting thing is that after this painful experience, my luck seemed to get a lot better. My dad finally made a successful investment, and the environment at home improved a lot. More importantly, two years later, I finally got my beautiful wife, Xiaoyun, who is two years younger than me and is in the Chinese Department. She is a recognized beauty in the department, which proves that I am still good and that the beauty in the department likes me. I am not destined to have a one-night stand with a dinosaur. Hahaha, I feel so good when I think about this. You may think that the story ends here, but it is wrong! The story is just beginning here. One day, Xiaoyun and I went shopping. At that time, I had been dating her for half a year. We had also been naked and slept together several times. Xiaoyun was the kind of girl who loved to act like a spoiled child with me, so I felt very accomplished when I was with her. She also knew how to dress up, so I liked to go shopping with her. Holding her hand made me feel very proud. On this day, she was still dressed in the usual way that made my nose bleed. Because the weather was a bit hot, she tied her hair up. She had mild myopia, but she usually wore contact lenses when she went on dates with me. She wore a small spaghetti-strap vest, so her white shoulders, arms, and cleavage were all exposed. Although Xiaoyun is a cute girl, her breasts are not small, with a C cup, so as long as she wears slightly cool clothes, it is easy to see her cleavage. She wears a pair of low-waisted jeans. The jeans are tailored to fit her well, showing the curves of her beautiful legs. I often complain to her in private that she wears too revealing clothes. She always makes faces at me, saying that it is the so-called style, and girls should know how to dress up to be polite. It’s just that boyfriends usually mind their girlfriends being seen by other men. But I don’t know why, I feel a little excited when I think of Xiaoyun being seen by others, especially when I go shopping, I will pay special attention to whether there are men looking at her. Not to mention the hot-blooded boys, some men, who have already embraced their girlfriends, still don’t let go of their eyes. Sometimes it's even more exaggerated. Some of them are fathers who come to buy things with their wives and children. They keep staring at my girlfriend. To be honest, they keep their eyes on the key parts. Wow, they don't even think about how old they are, but they still want to eat swan meat. All of this is seen by me as her boyfriend. One day, we came out of the department store and were about to go to the next store when I suddenly saw a person. My scalp went numb. I think you must have guessed it. That person is Meihuan. Although it was only a one-night stand, that painful experience made me remember her appearance for the rest of my life. She seemed to have gained a lot of weight compared to three years ago, and her skin was darker. I remember she told me at that time that she was over 70 kilograms, but now she looks to be around 80. Damn it, she is almost twice as heavy as my beloved Xiaoyun. Why was I so stupid at that time? I looked more carefully and found that she was holding a man's hand. They were walking side by side, talking and laughing. The man seemed to be a few years older than Meihuan, about 50 years old, with slightly bald hair and the same fat body as Meihuan. I thought to myself, thank God, Meihuan has found a new boyfriend, so she will naturally not resent me for giving her a fake address and phone number, and I will not feel so guilty. However, I think it will still be troublesome if I run into her. My girlfriend doesn't know that I had done this with other women before I was with her, so it is better to avoid her. I immediately pulled my girlfriend in the opposite direction "Aren't you going to look at shoes? Why are you walking this way?" my girlfriend asked me "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I told my mom today that I would be home on time for dinner." I made up an excuse and turned my head to the other side to avoid being seen by Meihuan. "Ah, I finally got here, but now I have to go home. I came here mainly to buy shoes today, and the discount is only for this week." My girlfriend pouted, looking a little unhappy, but she looked really cute. "I'm sorry, I just thought of this at the last minute. Otherwise, we can come back tomorrow because I really have to go back today." "Okay, then come back tomorrow, but if you come back tomorrow you have to pay for me." Wow, I was in trouble now, she took a lot of money, but the most important thing was to escape from the scene first, so I took her hand and walked towards the MRT station. "Hey, Azhi, it seems like someone is waving at you." My girlfriend said this. Wow, this is bad. Was she really recognized? My stupid girlfriend was still bargaining with me about buying shoes. I hurriedly quickened my pace. "You must have seen it wrong. I'm going to be late. Let's walk faster." For some reason, my heart began to beat faster. Maybe it was because the dinosaurs were approaching step by step. "I got you!!!" Suddenly a big hand patted my shoulder. It was Meihuan's voice. Ah, I didn't expect that I couldn't escape. This time I will die without a complete body. "Hello, are you Azhi's friends?" My dazed girlfriend greeted Meihuan and the man next to her I had no choice but to turn around, and forced a smile and said hi. My girlfriend looked suspicious because I looked embarrassed and I didn't introduce them to her. My girlfriend asked me about my relationship with the two of them. I stammered and couldn't say anything on the spot. I didn't know how to explain. Meihuan has been holding a grudge for more than three years, and she will definitely expose everything. Then Xiaoyun and I will be ruined. Alas, the dream must end eventually. Fortunately, I have already slept with Xiaoyun, so it's not entirely a pity. "I am Ah Zhi's aunt, you can just call me Aunt Meihuan." Meihuan said to my girlfriend with a smile, "Wow, I am so lucky, I didn't expect Meihuan not only didn't bear a grudge, but also took the initiative to help me cover up. It seems that she doesn't want her boyfriend to know, Amitabha, thank God, Amen." My girlfriend heard this and happily introduced Meihuan as my girlfriend. I also played along and said Meihuan was a distant relative of mine and we hadn’t contacted each other for a long time. I don’t know if this reminded her of the fake phone number I gave her. She said a little unhappy that my family was avoiding her and not contacting her. She glared at me while she was talking. It seemed that she was still unhappy with me. She said that she had recently gotten married, and then introduced the man next to her to us. "This is my husband, you can just call him Uncle Huowang." It turned out that this fat bald man was her new husband, and his name was Huowang. What a vulgar man and a vulgar name. Uncle Huowang nodded and smiled at us, showing his teeth. I smelled the scent of betel nut mixed with the smell of cigarettes on him. He greeted us while chewing betel nut. "Hello, I didn't expect you guys are Meihuan's relatives. Are you here for shopping?" He said as he looked at me and my girlfriend. I don't know if it was because of his tone of voice or his appearance, but I felt that this Uncle Huowang was weird. Meihuan then said: "It's been a while since we last contacted each other. I should invite you and your parents out for dinner someday. What's your cell phone number?" Wow, I didn't expect that after three years, she still wanted to know my phone number. She must not want to have a one-night stand with me again. But maybe she was just asking out of courtesy, because she is married too. Even so, we still have to be prepared, so I told her that my cell phone was broken and I might change it soon. Unexpectedly, my stupid girlfriend spoke at this time. "Hey, didn't I just call you this morning? How come your phone is broken?" At this moment, I really wanted to hit her on the head. How could she be so stupid to drive me to this desperate situation? "Oh, I accidentally dropped it into the sink when I went to the toilet just now and it got wet." I looked at Meihuan's face, she looked at me coldly, probably because she knew I was lying. Unexpectedly, my stupid girlfriend spoke again at this time "That's okay, Aunt Meihuan. If you want to find Azhi recently, just call me. Azhi and I meet every day at school anyway." Wow, Xiaoyun is so nosy. This is even worse. If Meihuan is unhappy with me, will she call my girlfriend and tell her that we had a one-night stand? Meihuan said that this is fine, so she exchanged cell phone numbers with my girlfriend. We exchanged a few fake pleasantries and then said goodbye to each other. Before leaving, Meihuan told us that she and my fake uncle are living a good life now and we don't need to worry too much. I breathed a sigh of relief when I heard that. I think she meant that we each have our own lives now and don't need to care about what happened in the past. Hehe, I'm so lucky. It turns out that Meihuan doesn't care anymore. When my girlfriend saw Aunt Meihuan and Uncle Huowang walking away, she said to me: "Your aunt and uncle seem to be of low standard. Aunt Meihuan smells so much of powder and wears thick lipstick. The same goes for Uncle Huowang. He came out on the street in a sweatshirt and slippers, and kept chewing betel nuts. I hate people who chew betel nuts the most, and he kept staring at us, which made me feel uncomfortable." My girlfriend is like this. She will tell me immediately what she thinks about people and things. Even if they are my relatives, she will criticize them without reservation. After returning home that day, I felt so relaxed & slept till dawn, because I could finally put aside the painful experience of having sex with a dinosaur over the past three years, and I finally put down a heavy stone in my heart. Unexpectedly, the next day when I saw my girlfriend at school, she smiled and said to me, "Your Aunt Meihuan is really interesting. She called me to chat with me as soon as she got home yesterday." I turned pale on the spot. We had agreed not to care about the past, so why did he call my girlfriend? Now I was really exposed. I asked her: "Did she tell you about me?" Jump and bang for a long time <Baseball is a sport that you watch with your own eyes, not a sport where you buy designer bags or are led by the nose by others> Stop by and take a look. . . Push it. . . Share the joy Stop by and take a look. . . Push it. . . My favorite marvelous Stop by and take a look. . . Push it. . . Stop by and take a look. . . Push it. . . I don't think I can leave for a day. Stop by and take a look. . . Push it. . . I don't think I can leave for a day. Stop by and take a look. . . Push it. . . I think it's registered. move! I cry! 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